About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

If it were him to shoot this, he would first explain in one shot that the 'Xi Beast' wreaked havoc on the land of Yan Kingdom, making people miserable and floating corpses everywhere.

Then the next moment, Xi Beast was suppressed and taken away by a passing Lin Tianshi, and all the plots after that were Lin Tianshi constantly suppressing and punishing Xi Beast in human form in different ways every day and night, Xi Beast From the initial furious resistance of the beast, to the silent resignation, to the final obsession and even active seeking, until the end, Lin Tianshi completely subdued the Xi beast, riding the Xi beast in the form of a beast during the day, and riding the Xi beast in the human form at night. Evening beast.

That's how it fits into a pornographic movie!That's the fun.

And this New Year's Eve diary filmed in Nian is full of boring memories, what the hell!

After watching the whole short movie, the only thing worthy of praise is that the heroine is really beautiful!

Then there is nothing else, if there is a scoring system, Lin Yu will give this little movie a bad review, and then write a 500-word review to criticize it!I have all my trousers off, and I have a whole roll of tissues ready, so why don't you show this to me?

"What kind of trash movie is this, it's so boring."

Half an hour later, Lin Yu was stunned suddenly, only to hear such a sentence ringing in his ears.

It wasn't until this moment that Lin Yu suddenly realized that the white-faced owl was still beside him!

Lin Yu was taken aback. He actually watched Shirou with White Faced Owl,

Uh, can this little movie be considered a pornographic movie?

It doesn't count!It doesn't deserve it!

Oh, then it will be fine!

Lin Yu nodded slightly, and expressed his high agreement with the white-faced owl's words.

"If I were to take this picture, I would definitely do this first, then this, then this and this, and finally this..."

Lin Yu is still very capable, and the white-faced owl's eyes are bright. I didn't expect Lin Yu to understand it quite well!

Unlike Muirseth and Hemer who are immersed in research and medicine, for the white-faced owl, these are just jobs. She is just an ordinary girl, at least her personality and hobbies are the same as ordinary girls, she likes to listen to She likes pop songs, and also likes to watch movies, and she also likes to talk about interesting gossip news, especially the matter of a certain big shot and someone else engaging in CP, which is her favorite melon!

Speaking of which, when she was in Rhine Life before, the rumors about Saria, Hemer, and Ifrit's family first spread from her. A bunch of people were talking behind their backs about Seliya being a princess. Fortunately, Seliya didn't hear these comments at the time. If she heard it, and if it was tracked down, wouldn't she be able to punch her white googu to death?

To get back to the topic, white-faced owl has the right to speak about movies. She communicated with Lin Yu, and the chat was very heated.

Lin Yu and Bai Mian Ou had an in-depth exchange of film reviews on this New Year's Eve story, and dismissed it as worthless.

"Here, and here, it's not right!"

"At this time, the heroine should say that. What the hell is this filming?"

"Trash, boring, what kind of ghost director!"

"Lin Yu, is this taken by your friend? Otherwise, how can I send it to you?"

Subconsciously complaining, the white-faced owl suddenly remembered the subtitles at the beginning of the short movie.

From directing to cinematography to dubbing and post-production, it's been years.

"Lin Yu, this year, can't it be that year?"

Lin Yu nodded slightly, affirming the white-faced owl's guess.

In an instant, the white-faced owl panicked, it was Nian, a big boss who was bigger than Sereya, the white-faced owl quickly looked around, for fear that Nian would suddenly jump out and punch her.

"Don't worry, don't be afraid, Nian is not here."

Lin Yu said that although there is still a big gap between Nian and Nian in terms of strength, Lin Yu's instinctive hunch is still very good, unless Nian deliberately hides it, such as spending time and effort to create some other space, otherwise, the normal situation Next, Nian probably couldn't escape his perception.

Hearing this, the white-faced owl heaved a sigh of relief, and then began to make various comments on this New Year's Eve of the year, spraying it as worthless.

In Lin Yu's eyes, New Year's Eve still has some bright spots, such as the beauty of the heroine Xi, but in the eyes of Baimianowu, it's not the same.

"That's it? That's it? It's not as good as my Homer Sao!"

The white-faced owl continued to spit unrestrainedly.

Lin Yu suddenly fell silent, and silently signaled the white-faced owl to look behind him with his eyes.

The white-faced owl was puzzled, and then, she used the racial talent that was a branch of the Liberia snowy owl to keep her body still and turn her head 180 degrees. Hemo, who was behind her, could see that Hemo had a gloomy expression on his face, staring at the white-faced owl, as if asking, am I sad?

White-faced owl: ...,! ! !

"error occurred!"

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Back then, in Rhine Life, the white-faced owl often participated in some medical research experiments.

But now, after arriving at Lin Yu's side, the white-faced owl is almost only engaged in electronic information and software work under the arrangement of Muirseth.

In the words of Muirseth, this is the talent of the white-faced owl, and only by letting the white-faced owl do this can it get twice the result with half the effort.

This is Muirseth's way of thinking and doing things. She only considers efficiency, which is a bit unreasonable.

If it was Lin Yu, he would pay more attention to Bai Mian Ou's thoughts and wishes. If Bai Mian Ou really wanted to engage in medical work instead of electronic information and software, Lin Yu would arrange for her favorite medical work even if it was half the effort.

To get back to the topic, because he has been engaged in electronic information and software work, the white-faced owl has gradually acquired some related oral habits.

Just like now, he was frightened by Hemer who suddenly appeared behind him.

If this was any other ordinary girl, the reaction at this time would probably have screamed out.

The white-faced owl's response was 'error occurred', a word like a program error.

Seeing the situation of the white-faced owl and Hemo's cloudy face, Lin Yu almost laughed out loud, but fortunately he held back, because he knew that once he laughed, the white-faced owl might cause trouble and bring trouble to the east. The spearhead of the firepower was shifted to him, or at least it would affect him.

Lin Yu's premonition was correct. Seeing his expressionless and unmoving face, Hemo didn't think too much about it. He focused his eyes on the white-faced owl and just stared at it!

"Miss Joyce."

"Can you repeat what you just said, I, Homer, am I right?"

Usually at work, Hemer and White-faced Owl call each other by code names, and only in private time or relatively serious occasions, they will call each other by their real names.

At this time, Hemer called the white-faced owl Joyce, which was enough to see how angry Hemer was.

She, Hemo, is fine, neither makeup nor bright and gorgeous clothes, she has always been so unpretentious!

Just this, and being talked about by the white-faced owl behind his back?Say she is sao, where is she sao!

Hemo continued to stare at the white-faced owl with serious eyes, with an expression that if he didn't give her a good explanation today, he couldn't pass the test easily.

The white-faced owl was anxious, anxious and angry.

She just said it casually, how could it be heard by Hemer.

Having said that, the white-faced owl couldn't help complaining in his heart.

If it wasn't for Hemo, why would Selia treat you differently?

How many excellent employees were there at Rhine Life at that time, why did Seriya think you were particularly outstanding?

Now Muirseth, too, entrusts you with great responsibility and takes good care of you.

Well, the white-faced owl knows why.

Because Hemer is pure, there are many people with good research talents, but there are very few medical workers who are as pure as Hemer.

Many other medical workers changed their minds in the end. For the sake of fame, profit, or other things, only Hemo has always maintained his original intention of being a medical worker, only to cure diseases and save lives, and only for all the poverty and difficulties in Terra. for a better tomorrow.

Knowing this, the white-faced owl said that it is still a complaint.

After all, she is not that kind of Holy Mother, she is just an ordinary little girl, she will be jealous, even if the object is her good friend or best friend.

Of course, complaining from the bottom of my heart is only from the bottom of my heart, and it is impossible for the white-faced owl to say it without a few B numbers.

If this is said, I am afraid that there will be nothing to do with Hemo as a friend from now on.

While the error occurred, the white-faced owl turned to Lin Yu for help.

Lin Yu didn't read the white-faced owl's joke anymore, he stood up to make a rescue.

"Okay, Homer, don't think too much, don't be so serious."

"It's just a joke between friends, like I know many of you are talking about my lsp behind my back, saying I'm a big scumbag, a big carrot, I know it all, but I didn't care and didn't pursue it, did I? "

Lin Yu said so.

Hemer was suddenly embarrassed, his face turned red, and he looked like he had been broken.

When she chatted with the white-faced owl in private before, it was Lin Yu who talked like this.

"It's almost time, let's go and have a big meal together."

Lin Yu pretended to take out his mobile phone, looked at the time, and said.

Hearing this, Hemo glanced at the white-faced owl for the last time, and stopped being too entangled in this matter.

Putting herself and others into consideration, if she insists on white-faced owl explaining, can Lin Yu also let her explain the thing about calling him a scumbag behind his back?

That kind of unclear and unexplainable situation is embarrassing just thinking about it.

……

Lin Yu came out of the research institute with white-faced owl and Hemo.

Muirseth was ready, waiting there in a fancy sports car.

Not only her, but Ifrit and another child were also sitting in the sports car.

That's right, she is Lin Yu's good apprentice, Adele!

Now Adele lives in the staff dormitory of the research institute, next door to Hemer and Ifrit's house, and just moved in yesterday.

Ok?What about Tianhuo?

She reported Tianhuo the day before yesterday, and she hasn't started working in the research institute yet.

But now, Tianhuo is not in the research institute, and Lin Yu doesn't know where it is.

After all, Tianhuo is not a criminal, so naturally he wouldn't send someone to watch her.

Don't worry about Tianhuo, send a message, and she will go to the party restaurant by herself.

Lin Yu sat in the co-pilot seat, and Hemo and White-faced Owl sat in the back seat of the car with Ifrit and Adele. Four girls, two big and two small, seemed to just fill the space in the back seat Full.

Seeing that everyone was present, Muirseth set off for the Longmen Hotel.

……

Shangcheng District, Longmen Hotel.

Although it has been dubbed the word "big", the Longmen Hotel is actually not too big, at least it cannot be compared with the big hotel like the Shihuaiya Hotel, which is a whole building. Generally speaking, it is a five-story hotel. Just a small building.

Well, it is more appropriate to say it is a restaurant than a hotel.

It is the kind of restaurant with the traditional characteristics of the Yan Kingdom, the architectural style of the ancient style of the pavilions and buildings in the Yan Kingdom.

Today, Lin Yu directly booked the Longmen Hotel, which is regarded as a staff meeting.

The scientific research department headed by Muirses, Elena's finance department, Latatos' internal affairs management department, the security department being established with Franka and Razer as the core, and Lin Yu's leather bag company Lin's Master House Almost all important employees of these departments and related family members, such as Ifrit, were invited by Lin Yu to attend this big party.

About [-] people gathered around and set up [-] tables.

Looking at these people, Lin Yu suddenly felt that his second-generation mouse king system seemed to have almost built the framework unconsciously, and it was relatively complete, and the rest was probably only him himself. The next thing is, when the Shuwang Fist is willing to compete, wait for him to completely secure the position of Shuwang.

……

It's not like other official staff meetings, which are very serious, and there is no leader's speech.

Lin Yu's staff meeting seemed relatively free and relaxed.

It was just a gimmick at first, and then Lin Yu quietly mixed into the crowd, eating and drinking everywhere, grilling a chicken leg here, and pouring juice there.

Slowly, Lin Yu came to the children's table, where both Adele and Ifrit were there.

As soon as he sat down and chatted with Adele, Lin Yu was 'escorted' to another table by a sudden secret call.

Sitting at this table are Dark Cable, Snow Pheasant, Muirseth, Latatos, White-faced Owl, Xingji, and Elena.

Lin Yu gulped. This scene is a bit bad.

Sitting at this table, Lin Yu shrank his neck timidly, not daring to breathe, and was trembling all over.

Fortunately, these girls just want to tease Lin Yu a little bit. They don't really want to make trouble with Lin Yu, they just want to scare Lin Yu, not to make Lin Yu unable to close the stage or step down from the stage.

Without too much manipulation, these girls just fed Lin Yu one by one, and poured wine on Lin Yu one by one.

As long as it is not extreme food, such as the overly greasy one that Shi Huaiya tortured him back then, or those Sakota-style sweets eaten in Xiaoqiu County, normal food, especially Yan Guowei style food , Lin Yu is quite edible. After all, he is a martial arts practitioner. Although he is a martial arts master, he is a master of martial arts after all. If he fights with his physique and strength, his appetite cannot be small.

However, no matter how much Lin Yu eats, there is a limit.

Unable to stand the crowd, the two evil-minded people, Muirseth and Muirses, were the leader, followed by Latatos and White-faced Owl, and finally Elena led Xingji, the twin sisters shoulder to shoulder, In a short while, Lin Yu was fed until he was full, and Lin Yu was forced to run while supporting the wall, and he was so drunk that he was about to faint.