About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

"If I had known that Brother Xiaoyu had such a powerful force, I would never have stopped Brother Xiaoyu at that time! I would never have allowed Brother Xiaoyu to suffer such grievances for me!"

"Even if Brother Xiaoyu doesn't make a move, I will definitely lift the table and smash the bowl on that bastard's head!"

"I will definitely let Brother Xiaoyu release his emotions to the fullest, and overthrow all those gangsters. It doesn't matter if I can't hang out in the old street afterwards."

"It's a big deal, it's the same as the dark cable..."

Tao Xiang muttered at last, and suddenly remembered Chen's identity again. Although she didn't wear a police uniform today, she was still a policeman, and she was still a righteous young man!

Tao Xiang quickly stopped talking, and didn't finish the last half of the sentence about becoming a thief again.

"When what?"

Although Tao Xiang stopped her words, Chen still subconsciously asked curiously.

"Be a pet cat for Brother Xiaoyu! Be a bedding toy! Let Brother Xiaoyu take care of me!"

Tao Xiang akimbo, not ashamed, very bold, said proudly.

Tao Xiang's words, her actions, her expression, instantly made Chen Ge feel incapable.

Chen blushed, raised her hand, and pointed at Tao Xiang with trembling fingers. Her face was full of disbelief. As a woman, how could she be so shameless and show no reserve?

"Hee hee, it's a joke, it's a joke."

Tao Xiang laughed and waved her hands.

"I mean to be a babysitter for Brother Xiaoyu and cook for him every day."

"Then, like An Suo, I will eat big bananas from brother Xiaoyu's house every day!"

It turned out that she was working as a babysitter, cooking and cooking, and Chen immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, Chen was puzzled again.

"Big banana? What big banana?"

There are not many opportunities to tease the stupid policeman, Tao Xiang narrowed her eyes immediately.

She snickered cunningly in her heart, while Tao Xiang had a very casual and natural attitude on the surface.

"It's the banana from Brother Xiaoyu's house. I don't know where Brother Xiaoyu bought the big banana. I ate it secretly once and said it was big, sweet and delicious. Next time, I must go to Brother Xiaoyu's house too. Eat a big banana!"

"Chen sir, if you have a chance, let's go together, let's eat together, don't leave any secrets behind!"

Chen was in a daze. Although she didn't understand, she instinctively felt that Tao Xiang's words seemed to have some special meaning.

However, her knowledge in that area was still very shallow, she was as pure as a child, no matter how much Chen thought about it, she couldn't think of the truth. In the end, she could only nod and shake her head slightly.

"oh, I see."

"No, I don't like to eat bananas. Besides, Lin Yu runs away when he sees me. If I go to his house, he might jump out of the window and run away. I don't want to create a tragedy by jumping off a building."

Hearing Chen's answer, Tao Xiang couldn't help laughing.

Even if it was because of the successful molestation, it was because what Chen said was really funny.

"Brother Xiaoyu wouldn't be so timid! At most, he would just hide in the closet or the toilet."

……

Lin Yu returned home and was resting in bed.

After a while, his cell phone rang.

Undoubtedly, it was the news from Quexiantang and the chat bombing from Shi Huaiya.

I won't talk about the specific content of the news, anyway, it's all kinds of violent abuse.

What is going to blow his head off, what is going to tear him into slices, and finally fry until golden on both sides to make char siew or something.

Well, something that shocked Lin Yu happened.

After Shi Huaiya bombarded him with all kinds of violent abuse for half an hour, in the end, she actually sent him a red envelope!

A big red envelope of 10 Longmen coins!

At this moment, in the villa of the Shi Huaiya family.

Shi Huaiya was sitting by her bed, holding her mobile phone, poking Lin Yu's head with her slender fingers, as if she wanted to poke a few holes in Lin Yu's body through the Internet .

"Stingy, stingy! Dead mouse, how about it, do you still say that Miss Ben is stingy?"

Brother Xiaoyu: As the eldest lady of Shi Huaiya's family, only 10?Little tigress, you are so kind!So stingy!

Shi Huai Ya: "..."

The veins on his forehead jumped up immediately.

Shi Huaiya took a deep breath, and managed to hold back her anger, so she didn't smash the phone.

Favorite char siew: Damn bastard!Stinky rat!Do you think my money is blown by the wind?

My favorite char siew: I earn all my money from doing business and speculating in stocks in my spare time!I haven't used a penny of my family money since I was 10 years old!

After explaining, Shi Huaiya carried out another half-hour carpet bombing of Zaan on Lin Yu.

Favorite char siu: Bastard dead mouse, in order to find revenge on you more easily in the future, give me your Momo number and mobile phone number.

Brother Xiaoyu: You think I'm stupid, and I gave you your contact information in order to get you revenge?No!

Favorite barbecued pork: Miss Ben will go to the Guard Bureau to check for herself tomorrow!At that time, by the way, I will charge you with downloading unhealthy materials and spreading vulgar pictures, and I will ban you!

Brother Xiaoyu: ...

Lin Yu was suffocated immediately. He didn't need to be accused of this crime deliberately. He was actually guilty. He saved all kinds of study materials in his mobile phone, and there were a lot of pictures. Let's not talk about other things. There are dozens of welfare pictures of him taking selfies when he was angry. If this is really investigated, he will definitely not be able to escape.

Helpless, in order to prevent his baby account from being blocked, Lin Yu had to give in.

Brother Xiaoyu: Mobile number 573xxxxxx, Momo number 8123xxxxx

My Favorite Barbecued Pork: Isn’t that right, smelly mouse, you are so cheap, you have to let me threaten you.

The next moment, Longmen Momo popped up a window for Lin Yu.

[Poetry] Apply to add you as a friend.

whether

Lin Yu sneered, pressed No without hesitation, and then pulled this [poem] into the blacklist to block the news of her adding friends.

Favorite barbecued pork: *Longmen swear*Longmen swear*Longmen swear*Longmen swear*

Brother Xiaoyu: I will give you your contact information, but it does not mean that I will add you as a friend.

Then, Lin Yu's cell phone rang, this time it was a phone call.

Without even looking at it, Lin Yu hung up directly.

It was the same operation again, and the number was immediately blacklisted and blocked.

Unable to bear it anymore, Shi Huaiya slammed the phone down in a rage.

Fortunately, it fell on the bed and was not damaged.

Jumping and jumping on the bed, Shi Huaiya went crazy.

Gritting her teeth, Shi Huaiya said that it was the first time she was so angry with someone.

Even with Chang Fen Long, she wasn't angry at this level!Annoyed that she was one size bigger.

If Lin Yu was in front of her at this time, Shi Huaiya said that she would definitely bite him!

You have to bite down two pieces of meat to let Lin Yu know what a real tiger is!

"Bastard stinky mouse! You wait for Miss Ben! Wait!!"

"It's been upgraded! The hatred has been upgraded! I have this hatred with you! We can't live together!!"

Right on the bed, Shi Huaiya yelled and opened her teeth and claws to punch a set of extremely brutal military fists, which were fatal.

The quilt was kicked away, and Shi Huaiya grabbed the pillow and beat it left and right for a while.

Chapter 38 Hoshikuma

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Dating task: Make a date with the girl Beatrix Swire (SR) according to her request, and require Beatrix Sweiyar to keep her mood above 80 during the date.

Task Status: Failed

Reason for failure: Beatrix Swire (SR)'s mood dropped below 80 during the date.

Beatrix Sweiyar (SR)'s friendship with the host increased: 40 -> 70

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After reading the scumbag system's settlement list for this date.

Lin Yu is so confused that he can't fix it.

mission failed.

Lin Yu can understand.

The initial stage of dating is the stage of buying clothes and cosmetics and then eating lunch. At that time, Shi Huaiya should still be in a good mood.

Later, with the continuous torture of him, Shi Huaiya gradually couldn't bear the pressure of conscience.

Beside the artificial lake, it erupted completely, the anger hysterically grabbed his collar and roared and questioned him.

At that time, it was impossible for Shi Huaiya to be in a good mood. It was absolutely impossible for her mood value to be above 80, even if it dropped to a negative number.

In this way, the dating task will naturally fail.

but!

What Lin Yu didn't expect was that Shi Huaiya's favorability for him had risen even though the dating tasks had obviously failed! ?

What the hell!

And, did it rocket from 40 (indifferent) to 70 (friendly) all of a sudden?

Thieves and rabbits are not as small as tigresses, you grow up fast!

Back then, he raised the favorability of the dark cable from 40 to 70, but it took 3 months!

During this period, I don't know how many times I was exploited by secret cables, and how much blood and tears were there.

Of course, he also got a lot of points from Ansuo. A considerable part of his current attribute points were obtained from Ansuo. How fast her fur grows, she is durable!

So, what the hell is this shit?

Obviously, the crazy carpet-like Zaun bombed him just now on the mobile phone chat, wanted to blow his head off, tear him alive, and fry him until both sides were golden to make char siu.

This is friendly?Is this how your family is friendly?

Believe in the loathing shown by Sihuaiya's crazy Zaun bombing?

Or do you believe in the favorability shown by the scumbag system?

There is no doubt that Lin Yu naturally believes in the scumbag system, after all, the scumbag system has not made any mistakes so far.

Lin Yu fell into deep thought. The little tigress said that he had a problem with his brain, but he felt that she should be the one with the real problem!

Could it be that this is the legendary textbook tsundere?

Or, should it be called, violent?

Others use arrogance and disdain to cover up their shyness, while Shi Huaiya uses brutal violence to cover up?

However, the favorability of 70 is not much.

If he has not reached 90, there will be no qualitative change. When it is time to torture him, Shi Huaiya will definitely not be soft.

He said he wanted to beat him. If he really met him on the road, Lin Yu believed that Shi Huaiya would jump up and beat him decisively without hesitation, taking off his high heels and hitting him.

After turning off the screen interface of the scumbag system, Lin Yu's thoughts returned to reality.

Today, I was really tortured by Shi Huaiya. Up to now, Lin Yu is still not so comfortable.

Where does it hurt?

The whole person is uncomfortable!Lin Yu said he was uncomfortable from head to toe!

Fortunately, in the end, Shi Huaiya was worthy of her status as the eldest lady of the Shi Huaiya family, and gave a big red envelope as a reward.