About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

Thinking that Lin Yu wouldn't come back to eat, there were only her and An Suo, so Tao Xiang didn't prepare too rich dishes.

Just braised eggplant, fried egg with chopped green onion, fish-flavored shredded pork, and a seaweed soup.

Seeing Lin Yu's return, the two girls, Ansuo and Taoxiang, were surprised and surprised. They were even more speechless when they heard Lin Yu say that they didn't eat with Shi Huaiya and Lin Yuxia much when they kept their stomachs.

It's fine if you don't open a room, and you don't even have a meal?Is there any advantage?Why is this person so wasteful!Such a habit is not good!

Surprised, but speechless.

Ansuo and Taoxiang felt an indescribable joy and sweetness in their hearts.

Because they know that Lin Yu is in such a hurry to come back because he is afraid that they will be jealous and sad.

"Stinky Totoro, didn't I tell you not to come back tonight!"

"If you don't have any money to open a house, send me a message, and I'll give you money! Go and fuck that tigress 100 times! Tomorrow, a baby chinchilla will be born!"

Pretending to be angry, he secretly reprimanded Lin Yu.

Reality and the Internet are really different.

In the same way, during the chat in the group just now, Lin Yu's secret feeling was that he really wished that he would not come home tonight to have a room with Shi Huaiya. It was shot next to him, but in reality, even though Ansuo pretended to be angry again, Lin Yu could still clearly smell the strong bitterness in Ansuo's words.

With a smile, Lin Yu poked Ansuo's unconsciously swollen face, which made Ansuo leak air.

"Not a tigress, but a thief rabbit."

"Tonight, Thief Rabbit, 100 times!"

Putting An Suo in his arms, Lin Yu pulled Tao Xiang, who was wearing an apron, who was about to go to the kitchen to cook new dishes, backhandedly.

"There is also the little cat girl, 100 times!"

On the surface, he was gnashing his teeth, extremely angry.

But the corners of Ansuo's mouth could not help but curl up, and his eyes were full of smiles.

"Asshole, stinky chinchilla, 100 times, you want me to die!"

Jiaochen, secretly greeted Lin Yu with his small fist like a rainstorm.

Tao Xiang struggled a little seriously, and got out of Lin Yu's arms.

"Brother Xiaoyu, please stop making trouble."

"Since Brother Xiaoyu is back, I'll cook two more dishes. Let's have dinner first."

Running to the kitchen, the little cat girl leaned out half of her body from the kitchen again, and gave Lin Yu a coquettish wink.

"Wait a minute, finish dinner and take a shower."

"Brother Xiaoyu, you can do whatever you want."

That night, Lin Yu and Ansuo Taoxiang once again launched a 1v2 decisive battle on the middle route. They did what they should do, and they did what they shouldn't do.

The next day, even Tao Xiang, needless to say, was too tired to get up on time.

At 7 o'clock in the morning, Lin Yu's mobile phone on the bedside table vibrated frequently, waking Lin Yu up from the warm and sweet bed.

Reluctantly picking up the phone, Lin Yu found out that it was Shi Huaiya's rental order. Isn't this little tigress too anxious?You just said it yesterday, and you will place an order today?

All right, all right, after all, he is a distinguished big customer and a big mine. Even if Lin Yu is unwilling, he has to get up from the warm and sweet bed, from the gentle hometown of cats and rabbits.

Before washing up, Lin Yu spent points to order a lot of breakfast.

After washing up, Croissant delivered breakfast just in time.

Among the daily tasks, the daily task of interacting with girls, as early as in the bed just now, Lin Yu used his evil hands to complete Taoxiang and Ansuo. This is the only thing that Ansuo and Taoxiang can do now. However, he was used to it, so Lin Yu pinched Ke Song's face twice as usual, and gave Ke Song the two fresh meat buns in his breakfast.

After Lin Yu had breakfast, An Suo and Tao Xiang hadn't gotten up, or even woke up.

It seems that they were tossed too hard last night, and I blame the two of them, what are they doing with so many poses, they are obviously newbies, but they quickly grow into old Siji just like cheating, with fast speed and many tricks, Knowing how to play everything, and daring to play, it made me unable to stop in a daze.

Put the rest of the breakfast on the table and leave a note, Lin Yu went out.

……

The junction of the upper city and the lower city, under the Longmen guard bureau building.

Lin Yu's eyelids frantically looked at a motorcycle and a uniform of auxiliary police that Shi Huaiya had prepared for him.

Suddenly, Lin Yu felt a strong sense of déjà vu, a familiar feeling, a familiar formula, as if being kidnapped by a rabbit to work illegally.

"Shi Huaiya, what do you mean?"

"Didn't you say, Lin Yu, when you're dating, call me Beatrix!"

Shi Huaiya seemed to be in a good mood. She patted the motorcycle and stuffed the auxiliary police uniform into Lin Yu's hands.

"Put it on, go on a date (patrol) with me!"

Chapter 64 Temporary Workers

Lin Yu doesn't understand.

Is it because he didn't do something well, or the girls he met were all guys with strange brain circuits.

Obviously he rented a boyfriend very hard, 100% absolute dedication.

Why, did it end up like this?

Previously, Ansuo ruthlessly exploited and squeezed him, treating him as a tool for making money by doing illegal work.

Although now Ansuo has paid him back with interest, even his underpants have been lost, and his whole body has been paid to him. He eats his big bananas and suffers from his grass (a kind of plant) every day.

But, this is two different things!Can not be generalized!

Just like after someone commits a crime, he is arrested and punished by law, but the punishment belongs to punishment, and the criminal record cannot be erased.

Ansuo was like this before, why is Shi Huaiya like this now?

This little tigress is really using him as a temporary auxiliary police officer now.

A nice rented boyfriend, what's going on?It's because they used them as tool people!

Riding a police motorcycle from the Guard Bureau, wearing a temporary worker's auxiliary police uniform, and patrolling with Shi Huaiya at a relatively heavy traffic intersection, Lin Yu was thinking so depressedly.

In fact, Lin Yu is also to blame. Who made Lin Yu so 100% dedicated to his work?

In addition, when renting a boyfriend, if the customer makes some unreasonable requests, or even just because he doesn't like them, he will directly refuse.

In the event of a personality mismatch or a disagreement, it is really not pleasing to the eye, and other rented boyfriends will refund the order on the spot.

But Lin Yu, as long as the client doesn't go too far and asks for something that violates his bottom line, such as asking him to kill people, set fire to rob banks, etc., then Lin Yu will basically agree.

Even if he meets a girl who is too tea-mounted, Lin Yu will try his best to tolerate each other during the date.

Therefore, this gave an opportunity to guys like Ansuo and Shi Huaiya who were good at taking advantage of loopholes and seizing opportunities with extremely thick skins, and insisted on using him as a tool man.

……

"At this point in time, there will be more traffic, and some traffic accidents are prone to occur. Lin Yu, please pay attention."

Shi Huaiya directs Lin Yu unceremoniously and arrogantly.

In this regard, Lin Yu can only bow his head and say yes.

For the sake of points, endure it!

However, it's actually okay.

At least Shi Huaiya is not like An Suo, pushing all the work to him, while she is paddling beside her to watch the play.

Although various commanders order him to work, Shi Huaiya herself is also working hard on duty.

"General speeding, or other violations, you don't have to worry about it. Naturally, the traffic police in charge of this area will take care of it."

"You just have to pay attention to those fights and fights over traffic accidents."

"If there is bloodshed, I allow you to subdue the opponent by force."

Shi Huaiya continued.

Lin Yu was puzzled, disputes and fights caused by traffic accidents?There must be, but not too often, right?It can't happen every day.

You don't need to come here on purpose, you can wait for the alarm call and then go to the police in time, right?

Seeming to see through Lin Yu's thoughts, Shi Huaiya snorted, but explained patiently.

"On the Longmen side, there are businessmen, tourists and workers from various countries and regions in the Terra continent."

"Some countries, due to some historical reasons, have not dealt with them, such as Ursus and Casimir."

"Certain races are born to dislike each other, such as Sarkaz and Sakota."

"If two people who happen to be in hostile countries and who happen to dislike each other meet on the street, they may look at each other or say what you look at, and they will fight on the street, and they will be beaten to death."

"If it's a road rage collision with some degree of property damage, almost 90 per cent of it will turn into bloodshed."

Lin Yu: "..."

Speechless, Lin Yu suddenly felt that the Guard Bureau seemed to be quite difficult. To manage Longmen, a hodgepodge mobile city with all kinds of strange races from all corners of the Terra continent.

It seems to be such a coincidence that Shi Huaiya led Lin Yu on patrol slowly, and talked to Lin Yu to tell him the key points on duty.

There was a road rage-fueled fight at an intersection three blocks away.

The reason for the incident is very simple, that is, the car was parked and some paint was scraped off.

Originally, the traffic police came to confirm the main and secondary responsibilities and faults, issued two fines, and both parties paid the fines, so there was no problem.

how...

The two sides involved in this accident, one is a young man from Casimir Kuranta, who seems to be a descendant of some knight family, and his parents died in the war that Ursus invaded Casimir that year.

The other is a middle-aged man from the Ursas tribe of Usas. He has no special status. He is just an ordinary white-collar wage worker. He was sent by his company to Longmen on a business trip. Well, Ursus, I always disliked Kazimir.

So, the two sides launched a duel at the intersection.

When Shi Huaiya received the call and rushed to the scene with Lin Yu, the two had already been beaten to the ground, hugging each other and rolling on the ground.

Especially the middle-aged man from Ursus, who was beaten by the young Kasimir Kuranta who had a certain degree of knight training, so that he spit out several pieces of internal organs.

Usually very mascot, but this time, Shi Huaiya is full of majesty, courage and fearlessness.

Blowing hard on the police whistle hanging around his neck, Shi Huaiya rushed forward one step ahead of Lin Yu.

"Stop all of them!!"

It was really like a tiger roaring, Shi Huaiya roared, and the passers-by who were watching and eating melons were all frightened.

However, the two parties in the conflict only have eyes on each other, they don't even look at Shi Huaiya, and continue to choke each other with red eyes, as if they really want to kill each other.

That being the case, Shi Huaiya is not polite.

Taking out the stun gun, Shi Huaiya rushed over and aimed at the Kuranta youth hard.

The two were entangled and wrestled with each other like twists and turns, and Shi Huaiya's move made both of them fall into the trap, and were severely shocked.

That Ursus had already suffered a lot of injuries, but this electric shock made him completely numb.

Although he was still awake, the middle-aged Ursas man had already lost the ability to resist.

The Kuranta youth who had received a certain degree of knight training resisted Shi Huaiya's shot. His consciousness was quite clear, and he seemed to have understood the situation and understood that this was his last chance, so he spit out Foaming blood, he gritted his teeth viciously, and raised his fist high, as if he wanted to give that Ursus middle-aged man a final blow, not to mention killing him, but definitely aiming at making him permanently disabled.

However, the next moment, the Kuranta youth was stunned. He found that his raised fist could not fall down.

The Kuranta youth turned his head and found a tall Zarak man in the uniform of the Guards Bureau, holding the wrist of his raised hand.

"Beatrix, your stun gun is a bit weak."

Said with a smile, Lin Yu grabbed Kuranta's young man's hand, and the electric current gushed out crazily.

In just a moment, Lin Yu stunned the Kuranta youth, and even the middle-aged Ursas man who had lost the ability to resist was also stunned.

"It's you who went too far!"

Shi Huaiya frowned coldly.

"With this level of electric shock, if something goes wrong with them, you will be responsible for it then?"

Although this is what he said, Shi Huaiya is just arrogant and pretending to scare Lin Yu.

It's nothing more than a corona shock. Based on the situation of these two people, if they are sentenced to a serious crime of endangering the security of Longmen, even if they are treated with more serious means, as long as they are not killed on the spot.

It's just that the Longmen Guard Bureau seldom uses such extreme force. After all, Longmen is the world's number one commercial city. If such a harsh law of force is used to make it look like a military fortress, then who would dare to do business?Well, in fact, the main reason is that the Guard Bureau is a group of young children, no one dares to enforce the law so fiercely, let alone Shi Huaiya herself, she looks fierce on the outside, when she really needs to see blood, she Also very empty.