About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

Peloman: "Yes, yes, me too, I fell with him."

Lin Yu: "Is that all right?"

"It's okay, it's okay! It's really okay! Sir, sir, you go slowly."

"Sir, thank you for your trouble, sir. You must accept this pack of cigarettes, sir. This is my little favor."

In this way, Lin Yu solved the case perfectly in less than 5 minutes.

Under the adoring eyes of Shi Huaiya's colleague, the policewoman, Lin Yu rode away on a motorcycle.

Chapter 74 Growth

A case caused by the well-known Fifty Cent Party, which was obviously instigated by a foreign spy organization, can be seen at a glance as a staged zero-dollar robbery.

Lin Yu arrived at the scene on a motorcycle.

After a little understanding of the situation, Lin Yu didn't say anything, and under the eyes of the other two official police officers from the Guard Bureau and five volunteer student auxiliary police officers from Longmen University, he dragged the guard bureau by all kinds of troubles. He also muttered that the Guards Bureau was really rubbish and couldn't catch the robbers, so he would complain to the Guards Bureau and ask the Guards Bureau to compensate him for the loss. The shop owner grabbed him and gave him an electric shock.

"What are you doing!!"

One of the official policemen of the guard bureau, a young man from Li Boli, was terrified, and was really frightened by Lin Yu's simple and crude methods.

Lin Yu glanced at him, staring at his forehead, showing pity, as if looking at some mentally handicapped child.

"Can't you see? He's clearly obstructing his work on purpose."

"I know, but, he is a legal merchant and owns the Dragon Gate Gate. We can't use coercive force against him without real evidence!"

Li Boli male policeman replied that he was actually very tired and annoyed the shop owner, so he couldn't help but slap him in the face.

But the rules of the Guard Bureau and the laws of Longmen do not allow it. Jiu also specifically told them not to use excessive force against ordinary civilians unless they were attacked first.

Lin Yu stared at him for a while, then sighed.

Therefore, chicks are a group of chicks, not only timid, but also flexible and rigid in thinking.

"He pointed at me and scolded me just now, saying that I am a dead mouse, which proves that he is racist!"

"When he scolded me just now, the saliva splashed on me, and I suddenly felt very unwell and a little nauseous."

"Well, I deeply suspect that it is an infectious virus targeting the Zalak tribe."

"So, he attacked the police, and he was planning to kill me."

"Excuse me, how many years is the sentence for assaulting the police, and how many years is the sentence for deliberately murdering the police?"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu asked the two official policemen with a smile.

"No, no, I, no, no!"

He was paralyzed by the electric shock, and it was difficult to even speak, but the shop owner still insisted on speaking, denying intermittently, and looked at Lin Yu with a begging look.

Lin Yu was unmoved, sneered, and handcuffed the shop owner without hesitation.

"The rest is left to you, I have other tasks."

Finally, he gave the Li Boli male policeman a look, and Lin Yu rode his motorcycle to the place where the next case happened.

Sluggish, dazed,...

Half a minute later, another official policeman next to the Liboli male policeman, a Caprini male policeman, suddenly woke up.

"Fuck! Can you still do this?"

racism?

Just because you feel sick, you suspect that it is an infectious virus targeting Zarak?

Assault the police?Premeditated murder?

If this serious crime is settled, it will not be an exaggeration to kill the shop owner directly in the street, no matter what the sentence is for several years.

At this moment, Li Boli and Caprini, the two official policemen, suddenly felt enlightened and enlightened.

"This guy scolded me just now, scolded me as a bantam!"

"He also called me a pug, a husky, obviously I am a snow wolf clan!" One of the volunteer auxiliary policemen from Longmen University interjected angrily.

"I feel that my heart has been hit hard, and my spirit is very uncomfortable."

"Me too, I feel very uncomfortable mentally, feeling dizzy and nauseous. This must be a cursed Originium skill!"

"He attacked the police! He wanted to kill me!"

In this way, Li Boli and Caprini, the two policemen, said something to each other, and the volunteer auxiliary policemen from Longmen University also followed up. Under the desperate eyes of the shop owner, his attack was completely confirmed. He was charged with police charges and was eventually taken to a police car.

As for the zero-dollar robber who cooperated with the acting?

Compared with assaulting the police and deliberate murder, robbery is considered a small case, so of course the big case should be dealt with first!

Lin Yu showed his real skills and let the chicks of the Guard Bureau see what it means to handle cases efficiently!

Until this moment, the chick police officers of the Guard Bureau were still in a daze. It turned out that the case could still be handled like this, and it turned out that the Guard Bureau could also be so majestic and domineering!

That's right!This is the way to deal with these well-known [-]-cent parties instigated by foreign spy organizations!

What kind of Longmen law should I tell them?

Once the big hat is buckled, they will be locked in the cell first, and the property will be confiscated after the house is ransacked. Finally, all the gates of Longmen will be canceled and expelled from Longmen.

As long as these well-known Fifty Cent Party are afraid, what kind of storms can be caused by the few traitors instigated by foreign spy organizations?

As long as you dare to show your head, it will be unscrewed for you in minutes.

Well, in fact, Lin Yu's side is not bad, and Lin Yu's methods are actually mild.

It was Hoshiguma who really played a decisive role in educating the Guard Bureau. Hoshiguma accepted Chen and Jiu's sincere invitation and became a temporary auxiliary police officer. As a temporary auxiliary police officer, Xingxiong didn't go home to rest like Lin Yu last night, but stayed up with Chen and worked overtime all night.

Xingxiong and Yiqi Gang let Chen and the other chicken policemen see what real case handling is!

I know you're making trouble, you're deliberately wrangling, right?Affect the office, right?Swearing and insulting get mentality, right?

The members of Yiqi Gang, who were wearing the uniform of the auxiliary police, hit Gongzhi on the head with a baton on the spot, so that Gongzhi was bleeding.

The public intellectual shouted to complain and go to court.

So the gang members of the Yiqi Gang took off their auxiliary police uniforms, revealing their tendons.

Said that Lao Tzu is a gangster, and dragged the public intellectual who was yelling to sue them into a corner where no one was around, and had an intimate exchange.

When the exchange was over, he grabbed the hand of the dying Gongzhi with a frightened expression on his face, and forcibly pressed the fingerprint of closing the case.

Only then did the members of the Yiqi Gang put on the police uniforms of the auxiliary police again, and they were instantly dignified and full of righteousness!

Before, when Lin Yu and Xingxiong were fighting with Chen Heshihuai, Xingxiong once said that the guard bureau was not as good as the gangster.

At that time, only Jiu acquiesced, and the other guards' policemen disagreed.

But at this moment, seeing Yiqi Gangbang's handling methods, case handling efficiency, and a lot of five-star praise, I am grateful for Dade's closing evaluation.

The chick policemen of the Guards Bureau were all silent, and had nothing to say, acquiescing to the fact that they were not as good as gangsters.

Sense of shame and then courage!The chick police officers in the Guard Bureau instantly learned the methods of the Yiqi Gang, and their case handling efficiency improved rapidly.

A week later, according to Lin Yu's original estimation, the Guards Bureau was about to collapse. Indeed, if it was the Guards Bureau at the beginning, it would have collapsed and collapsed. However, I did not expect that the Guards Bureau not only persisted, And it is still growing and transforming at a speed visible to the naked eye.

At this time, some of the official police officers of the Guards Bureau are even more powerful than those of the Yiqi Gang. They have endless methods of handling cases, which can make people applaud.

After all, most of the Yiqi Gang are reckless men with low cultural level and only strength. The only thing worthy of praise is their tendons. It would be really embarrassing for them to handle the case.

And the policemen of the Guards Bureau are basically high-achieving students and cultured people, or even college students if they are not good enough.

There is a saying, hooligans are not to be feared, but they are cultured!

The opposite is also true, once a cultural person who is usually cowardly and easy to bully has mastered the methods of hooliganism!That would be terrifying!

……

The Guards Bureau has grown rapidly, and the efficiency of handling cases has increased by more than three times. Cases that used to be completed in an hour, and even cases that were not clean after the end, are now often completed in ten minutes. .

And because of the way of killing chickens to scare monkeys, many public intellectuals were expelled from Longmen, and even killed two of them on the spot.

The public intellectuals are afraid and dare not provide cooperation to foreign spy organizations easily, so the number of cases is also declining.

Although the current situation is still very tense, it does not require all the guards to work overtime all night like it did at the beginning, and it is necessary to call in helpers and auxiliary police from the people.

Because of this, some people in the Guards Bureau have already started to take shifts and take vacations.

Evening, 6:30

Uptown, a high-end hotel.

Jiu and Chen, who were on vacation together, invited Xingxiong to dinner, and thanked Xingxiong for his full help to the Guard Bureau this week.

Without Hoshiguma and Yiqi Gang, the current growth and transformation of the Guardian Bureau would not be possible.

"Miss Hoshiguma!"

"I can feel that you prefer being a policeman to being a gang leader."

"Here, I solemnly invite you, come to the Guard Bureau, the Guard Bureau needs you!"

Jiuxiang Xingxiong sent the most sincere and sincere invitation, and Chen also had bright eyes, looking at Xingxiong with great anticipation.

Hoshiguma was silent.

Asking her heart, Xingxiong admitted that she really prefers being a policeman to being a gangster gangster.

Hoshiguma likes the feeling of helping others and protecting others. If it was the time when she was not loyal to help the leader, then she would definitely agree, but now, Hoshiguma hesitates. If she becomes a policeman , who can lead the group of idiots who suppress the Yiqi Gang?I'm afraid it won't be the brain that will get into a fight with someone tomorrow.

"Rules are dead, and people are alive. If you become a policeman, you can better find suitable jobs for the boys of the Yiqi Gang, can't you? Even find a long-term and stable job, and you can even help They all obtained the dragon gate."

Jiu continued, she gave the bait, and Hoshiguma was obviously moved.

"Are you worried that something will happen to you if they leave? After all, they are a group of passionate big men who basically live in the slums."

Hoshiguma didn't hide it either, she nodded.

Nine smiled.

"As far as I know, Lin Yu should also join your loyalty gang, right?"

"Then Xingxiong, you just pass on the position of gang leader to Lin Yu. With him here, what are you afraid of?"

Immediately, Hoshiguma's eyes lit up.

That's right, it's enough to pass on the position of gang leader to Lin Yu. As for ordinary people, it's only a short time since joining the gang. They worshiped, and the gang members called Lin Yu elder brother more sincerely than her ghost sister. Under such circumstances, absolutely no one would object to Lin Yu being the gang leader.

"I, think about it, and discuss it with Lin Yu later."

Hoshiguma replied like this, Jiu and Chen looked at each other, both smiling.

Hoshiguma's reply has already proved her attitude, this matter is settled!

On the other side, Shi Huaiya, who is still working diligently without getting a rest, is on the last patrol with Lin Yu.

Well, it's not so much a patrol, but a date. I saw Shi Huaiya holding Lin Yu's hand intimately, and they were walking on the gravel road in the street park.

"Stinky mouse, that one, I want to eat it, buy it for me~~ okay, okay~"

Shi Huaiya pointed to the stand selling cotton candy in the park and said coquettishly to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu: "..."

Lin Yu is silent, and Shi Huaiya is also silent when she recovers.

Some fat babies' faces were instantly red, from cheeks to ears and necks. Shi Huaiya quickly let go of Lin Yu's hand, and took two steps back in an instant.

What the hell?what happened! ?Why didn't she consciously start acting cute to Lin Yu!

Shi Huaiya shouted anxiously in her heart.

"Well, I'm a little tired from working overtime the last few days, and I'm in a trance. I took you for another stinky mouse. You know, I'm talking about Yuxia."

Shi Huaiya coughed lightly, resisted her shyness, and said in a normal and indifferent tone.

Lin Yu nodded slowly.

"Ok, I know."

The surface is so calm, but Lin Yu's heart is already boiling.

I tm believe you a ghost! !

Looking at the scumbag system, Shi Huaiya's favorability for him, I don't know when it suddenly jumped from 88 (concerned) to 89, and jumped to 90 (liked), looking at an SR-level crystallization of love that has already been stored, Lin Yu was speechless.