About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

The rabbit ears on the top of the head drooped weakly, secretly looking like he was about to cry.

"Lin Yu, bastard! Stinky chinchilla, a pervert, a big carrot!"

"Obviously I already have me, but also!..."

"Damn it, damn it!"

"I'm so beautiful, with such fair skin, and such a good figure, how can I be worse than those stinky women, don't they just have a bit of stinky money!"

While cursing, Ansuo beat her pillow hard, as if taking it as Lin Yu's beating.

However, the dark cable can only vent like this, like a defeated dog.

After hammering for a long time, the pillow was deformed by hammering, and the dark cable stopped.

Turning around, he secretly turned off the Quexiantang app, and opened another app called Longmen Momo.

This is a chat app, and the dark cable quickly found Lin Yu's profile picture among his friends.

It should be said that there are only three friends in the dark, except for Lin Yu, there are only black shop owners who used to steal and sell stolen goods, and friends who are thieves like her.

Lin Yu's profile picture is a chinchilla, a real animal chinchilla, the furry and cute one.

Generally speaking, when Lin Yu is working on an order, he will not reply any information.

In Lin Yu's words, this is the most basic respect for a girlfriend who is dating.

Of course, Ansuo knew about it, which was why she opened the Quexiantang app instead of Longmen Momo in the first place.

But now, due to excessive brain supplementation, Ansuo ate dozens of tons of lemons in one go, and she was about to die of sourness.

Even though she knew that Lin Yu would not respond, she still chose to send Lin Yu a message.

Happy Little Rabbit: Dead chinchilla, stinky chinchilla, which rich woman are you dating again?Come out to my wife!My old lady is in a bad mood today, let me chop you up!Hatchet.jpg

The secret cable keeps sending messages like this, completely treating Lin Yu as a venting bucket for violent bombing.

Ansuo thought that Lin Yu would not reply, but the reality surprised her.

After secretly sending almost a dozen violent messages, Lin Yu actually replied!

Brother Xiaoyu: Get out, what happened to you, you thief rabbit today?Did you take the wrong medicine?Stuffed a powder keg?

Brother Xiaoyu: Open house?What room to open!Although Longmen is more open than the inland areas, it still belongs to Yan Kingdom. How can there be so many rich women and ladies who open houses casually? Do you think it is Victoria?Or did you fall in love with Sargon who directly snatched someone into the bridal chamber?

Seeing Lin Yu's reply, Ansuo suddenly smiled.

If you don't open a room, then there is no problem~

Brother Xiaoyu: I have been renting a boyfriend in Longmen for the past two years, and only then did I meet two rich ladies who asked me to rent a house.

Seeing this message, An Suo's smile instantly froze again, his face flushed, his hair exploded instantly, and his anger rushed straight to his head.

Brother Xiaoyu: However, they are too ugly and too old, so I rejected them all.

So, Ansuo's anger dropped again, but after thinking about it, what does Lin Yu mean, if he is young and beautiful, he will agree?The anger value soared again, and the mood of the dark cable was like a roller coaster.

Happy Little Rabbit: Dead Totoro!Are you kidding me like this?

Brother Xiaoyu: Fun!so fun!Seeing you unhappy makes me happy!

Ansuo gritted her teeth. If Lin Yu was by her side, she would definitely go for it.

Brother Xiaoyu: By the way, just now you said you were in a bad mood?what's going on?

Happy Little Rabbit: It's okay, my aunt is here.

Brother Xiaoyu: Oh, so, drink more hot water.

Seeing Lin Yu's news, it's obviously a greeting for her concern, but Yin Suo can't be happy no matter what, drink more hot water from you bastard!

Brother Xiaoyu: Also, thief rabbit, don't go out to do your dirty work these days, do you know how much trouble the 'little gift' stuffed for me yesterday caused me!I was almost put in jail and was whipped by a super vicious tigress dripping chili water, and finally dipped in sauce, wrapped in skin, deep-fried and eaten.

Happy Little Rabbit: What's the matter?

An Suo's expression suddenly became serious, her brows were furrowed, feeling uneasy.

Lin Yu told Ansuo exactly what happened yesterday, in order to prevent Ansuo from stealing things that shouldn't be stolen again.

After reading Lin Yu's news, I was shocked and angry secretly, nervous and guilty in my heart, and full of joy and touch. Lin Yu didn't confess her, and Lin Yu protected her.

Brother Xiaoyu: Do you know it’s wrong?Feeling guilty yet?Are you sorry?Are you touched that I protected you?

Brother Xiaoyu: I don't have many requirements, just kill chickens!

Happy little bunny: ...

He was silent for a while, then laughed.

Why do you still remember how to kill a chicken? This man looks dead!Virtue!

Happy Little Rabbit: Smelly Chinchilla, you want me to kill chickens for you, you have a good idea!Give me another 100 years of hard work!

So far, Ansuo turned off Longmen Momo and also turned off the phone.

Lying on the bed on his back, secretly smiling.

Chapter 10 Peach

In this way, Ansuo is resting at home to recuperate, as long as he confirms through the Quexiantang app that no one is renting Lin Yu, and he is not dating any rich lady, Ansuo will immediately go online to chat and bicker with Lin Yu.

Three days later, Ansuo's body recovered a lot, about 70%, but he was still a little weak.

Therefore, Ansuo planned to rest for another two days.

Also at this time.

The only friend who used to be a thief with Ansuo, lived in the same iron-clad wooden house, and shared the same bed came to the door.

An Suo's friend is named Zhao Taoxiang, and from this name, one can tell that he is from Yan Kingdom.

Zhao Taoxiang belongs to the Filin tribe, not a tiger, but an ordinary cat.

The same 19-year-old as Ansuo, but different from Ansuo, Zhao Taoxiang's stature is short and thin, giving people a feeling of obvious stunting.

The hairstyle is a black shoulder-length bob, which is a bit introverted and quiet.

Just looking at her appearance, it's hard to imagine that she would be a thief like Ansuo.

However, it was precisely because of this deceptive appearance that Zhao Taoxiang was able to become a thief like Ansuo and steal things when his skills were relatively inferior to Ansuo's.

This time, Zhao Taoxiang didn't have any special purpose when she came to find Ansuo, but she didn't see Ansuo for three days, and she was worried about what happened to Ansuo, so she came to visit her.

That's right, although both of them are thieves, the friendship between Zhao Taoxiang and An Suo is very sincere and pure.

They used to be friends sharing a wooden bed, so Zhao Taoxiang naturally knew that the secret was an infected person.

Well, Zhao Taoxiang is also an infected person.

If not, how could ordinary people dare to sleep in the same bed with an infected person and still be so close?

"It's an ore disease attack. I thought you were caught by the police from the Guards Bureau by mistake."

Zhao Taoxiang was obviously relieved, but her expression was still not so relaxed, she was very worried about the secret.

The ore disease worsened, which meant that her only friend took another step towards the abyss of death.

"Isn't this situation already in our expectation?"

"Tao Xiang, don't worry about me, you should worry more about yourself, your ore disease is no worse than mine."

As far as An Suo knew, Zhao Taoxiang's ore crystal on the back of her left shoulder was at least twice the size of her current one. Her An Suo was moderately infected, while Zhao Taoxiang was already severely infected.

For people like Zhao Taoxiang and others who do not understand the medical principles of ore disease and do not have a lot of money to look down on the disease, the severity of ore disease can only be judged by the number and size of ore crystals on the body surface.

Zhao Taoxiang was silent, looking lonely.

As if she didn't want to continue this heavy topic, Zhao Taoxiang changed the subject and said:

"Ansuo, how long will it take for your body to recover? On my side, I may need your help."

"Help, is something wrong?"

An Suo's expression suddenly became serious.

Zhao Taoxiang shook her head, indicating that nothing happened.

"As you know, I set up a breakfast stand of bean curd steamed buns half a year ago. Recently, the business has been getting better and better. I can't do it by myself. So, I want to ask you for help."

About Zhao Taoxiang's bean curd steamed bun stall, secretly knew.

After all, who wants to be a thief if there are other ways to make money and support themselves?

Ansuo also set up a street stall before and sold all kinds of things, but unfortunately, she is not good at doing business, nor has the patience to do business, so she always lost money in the end.

That is to say, when I met Lin Yu half a year ago and had a stable labor force for her to exploit, Yin Suo began to slowly restrain her stealing behavior. She was no longer a thief, and only occasionally when she couldn't help itching, she would steal something. , but even if it is stolen, the dark cable will not steal too valuable things now. The car key of the super dragon yesterday was an exception. She didn't know that it would be so precious. She thought it was just an ordinary car key. Just give it to the police and return it to the owner.

As for Zhao Taoxiang, it seems that she has successfully started the business.

"That's it, then I have to congratulate Tao Xiang first, you don't have to be a thief anymore."

Secretly said sincerely.

Zhao Taoxiang nodded slightly, with a smile on her face, she accepted the congratulations from the hint.

"Aren't you too? What kind of job did you find? You already live in such a good apartment. You can't steal so much just by stealing things. Or did you become a big ticket?"

Zhao Taoxiang asked back, secretly scratching her face in embarrassment.

"No, it's just a free coolie who works to support me."

"Free coolies?"

Zhao Taoxiang was puzzled, and didn't realize it for a while. Are there still free coolies these days?Is the dark cable capable of catching?

After all, he was born as a thief, and he has a strong ability to perceive words and emotions.

Seeing Ansuo's embarrassing movement of scratching his face and his slightly flushed face, Zhao Taoxiang understood instantly.

"Oh~ it's a boyfriend~ that's right!"

Zhao Taoxiang's expression became playful.

She pretended to touch Ansuo's big white leg.

"Such a great figure."

It was the hand that took the dark cable again.

"Such white and smooth skin."

Finally, pick up An Suo's chin.

"Such a pretty face."

"Our family secretly asks for this capital, isn't it possible to catch 'free coolies' casually~?"

"I don't look like me, skinny ribs, short peas, short-legged cats, no one wants me if I pay for it! Woooooo~"

Zhao Taoxiang pretended to cry again.

Although not as good as Ansuo, Zhao Taoxiang is actually not that bad. She has at least 80 points in terms of appearance, appearance and figure. She is even thin and short due to malnutrition and poor development in her early years. Bonus points too!

She usually treats Lin Yu like this, but now she is treated like this by Zhao Taoxiang, secretly feeling Lin Yu's helplessness towards her.

Although he was helpless, he secretly suggested that she would not take this set.

When Ansuo failed, Zhao Taoxiang's fake crying stopped instantly, she quickly sat beside Ansuo, and squeezed together with Ansuo, just like when they lived in the iron-clad wooden house.

"Ansuo, tell me, what is your 'free coolie' like? Is he handsome, what race, how old is he, what occupation is he? How long have you been together? How many times have you dated?" Will it? Well, that, did you do it? How does it feel?"

It's like a aunt possessing a body, Zhao Taoxiang has a series of gossip questions, and the questions are deeper and deeper than each other.

Ansuo couldn't stand it anymore, and in the end she had to honestly explain the situation.

Take out your phone, click on the Quexiantang app, enter the sub-section of renting a boyfriend, secretly show Lin Yu's information to Zhao Taoxiang.

Taking the mobile phone from Ansuo, Zhao Taoxiang studied it carefully.

"Rent a boyfriend?"

"Yeah, it's just his job."

"I don't mean that. I didn't look down on his profession. Although this profession doesn't sound good, it's still a decent and legal profession. It's much better than thieves like us. I mean, stealth , are you using the bus for private use?"

Hearing Zhao Taoxiang's metaphor, Ansuo took a deep breath, and her face turned black.