Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

"By the way, brother, why don't you cheat me less?"

After all, she is my sister-in-law, so I can't keep seeing each other, right?It's not a big deal, the big deal is being hammered and punched twice, how can the young miss really steam her?

. . . . . .

In the evening, the three sat at the dining table.

The white-haired girl turned her head guiltily to avoid Yuzu's eyes that were about to overflow with resentment.

Brother!You big asshole!

Sister-in-law, she really doesn't know how to cook at all!Hello! ! !

Chapter 194 Chapter 6 Missy really can't do it. Let's take a crash course in New Oriental?

Although it has been mentioned before, let’s re-read the number of words now.

Xu Youyue doesn't know how to cook.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that she has the classic dark cooking attributes of a lady because she is called a lady, the reason why Xu Youyue can't cook is simply that. . .

I haven't done it, so I won't do it.

In the days before Xu Linlai, the eldest lady ate takeaway three days a week, went out to restaurants three days, and went home to find her mother for dinner one day. She was in a classic situation where the kitchen was basically not used and the refrigerator was used as a snack locker. It looks like a college student who has just graduated and is working in a rented house.

Although the eldest lady has not graduated yet.

And today, I don't know whether it's because I'm living too comfortably or because I've been too busy recently, Xu Youyue wants to practice cooking on a whim, so why not learn how to cook, and find New Oriental.

Bah bah bah, crossed the stage.

So when most people learn to cook, they must learn the dishes that they like to eat the most and impress first?

Then there were the three hard dishes surrounded by three people on the table.

First course!Braised ribs!

The color is pitch black, and there is a bit of carbon on the side of the meat. I don’t know why the braised pork ribs with a strong vinegar smell is the first dish that the young lady cooks.

One and a half catties, a large amount is enough to keep you full, and you will feel as if you have ascended to heaven after eating all of it!

Xu Lin tested the degree of carbonization of the ribs with chopsticks, but did not poke. . .

real!Hard dish!

Second way!Coke Chicken Wings!

I don’t know if it’s because the juice was confiscated or it’s just that the lady just poured a large bucket of Coke into it. This dish of Coke Chicken Wings was served in a basin, and it was filled with a fishy, ​​sweet and sticky black soup. It feels like it’s renamed as Coke stewed chicken wings are more suitable.

Yuzu tremblingly dipped some thick soup with his chopsticks and tasted it, it was so sweet that he almost didn't spit it out on the spot.

Third way!Fried meat!

I don’t know if I used the old soy sauce as a soy sauce or put too much oil in it. A dark fried pork just appeared in front of our eyes. Yuzu smelled pepper in this dish with her sensitive nose. The aroma of powder and cumin, there are two peppercorns and a fragrant leaf on the side of the plate for some reason.

We still don't know how much seasoning the young lady has been fussing over in the kitchen, just as we don't know what the mysterious self-confidence qishi drives the young lady to cook without looking at the recipe.

Final summary.

Miss, why do you love meat all the time? Why does Lin Jiang treat you like a carnivore every day? The refrigerator is full of all kinds of meat when you open it. You don’t have any clues yet what?

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!?"

After Xu Lin and Yuzi respectively estimated the probability of a normal human being surviving after eating these three dishes, Yuzi tremblingly spoke.

"Didn't I just take a picture of you sleeping with my brother and go out? There's no need to kill my brother together, right?"

Xu You's tears are about to come down. She has been in love for so many years, and she has never seen a girl who is more ruthless than the eldest lady. This is to kill all the insiders!

Good guy, the headline news in the v circle tomorrow, all the liverers of the ESC club died collectively due to food poisoning, and the thriving ESC club disbanded in place! ?

Nima is outrageous!

"emmmm"

Hearing Yuzu's words, the eldest lady lowered her head and pondered for a while, as if she was considering the feasibility of the matter. After a while, she raised her head, showing a particularly warm and hospitable smile.

"Eat the grapefruit, eat it quickly, be full!"

"..."

Sure enough, my brother has a big ass, and he said he wouldn't cheat her!This meow is more uncomfortable than Hongmen Banquet!At most, the Hongmen Banquet is just a few punches by the eldest lady, and the food that Nima cooked for the eldest lady was used as a poison tester, and if he didn't do it, he would die on the spot!

"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do tonight, so I stopped eating, brother and sister-in-law, I'm leaving first!"

It was too late and then too soon, Yuzi turned around and ran away when she saw that the situation was not good, and then found that today's special cat was indeed a Hongmen feast, a certain white hair had planned everything from the beginning and sealed everything near the door. escape route.

"Brother!"

Xu You let out an affectionate call and forced it out from between his teeth. Those who gritted their teeth made those who didn't know where this stupid Yi Moudou came from.

"I'm sorry Yuzu, I don't want to, as long as you can help me get through this, I don't care about your daily cheating brother for so many years."

Xu Lin had a sad expression on her face. Before the eldest lady brought out the dishes with a smile this evening, she never thought that the eldest lady's cooking skills could be so dark!

Novice, why don't you just make scrambled eggs or something! ?Do not want to challenge any difficulty!

"You big ass!!!"

In the end, Miss Yuzi uttered a roar of unwillingness, fell to her brother's all-round marking, failed to take the lead, and sat back with a frustrated face.

"Okay, okay, what kind of drama are you two sisters playing for this, did you really let you eat this?"

Fortunately, the eldest lady still doesn't have the attribute of making weird dishes without knowing it like those dark cooking geniuses in anime, she said with a smile.

"This is a failed trial, and the food for you is still in the kitchen."

"Wait for me to order, and I'll serve you food here."

The eldest lady turned around and went back to the kitchen to serve the dishes, leaving only the two siblings staring at each other in the living room.

"Brother, do you think sister-in-law's dishes are really edible?"

Youzi gritted her teeth, and whispered in Xu Lin's ear.

"It shouldn't be a problem. Missy is not the kind of person who doesn't have common sense. At most, it's not very tasty. Just be prepared."

Xu Lin was sitting upright, without squinting, and said softly with slightly moving lips.

"Then I don't worry, I can eat the dark dishes you made when you were eight years old, I trust sister-in-law."

Yuzu patted his chest and let out a long breath.

"Even when I was eight years old, I didn't make the horrible thing just now, okay? At that moment, I felt like I was about to see bubbles!"

Xu Lin rolled his eyes and complained very fast.

Then the two brothers and sisters saw the eldest lady coming out of the kitchen, and immediately separated, pretending to have done nothing, and Xu You even ran forward to show her courtesy like a dog.

"Sister-in-law, let me help you serve food!"

This time the dishes brought out by the eldest lady were much more normal, a plate of fried pork with garlic moss, a broken egg pancake, and a bowl of seaweed egg drop soup.

At least the appearance and smell are normal, and the rest is at most the problem of saltiness and undercooking. It is best to eat a lot of diarrhea, and it will not be fatal.

"tasty."

Xu Lin took the lead in moving his chopsticks by setting an example, tasted the broken egg pancake and gave a compliment.

It's a bit bland, but at least it's edible.

"Whoo~"

The eldest lady who had been watching her nervously since Xu Lin picked up the chopsticks immediately breathed a sigh of relief after hearing the good evaluation.

"Eh? Then I'll try it too!"

Seeing someone detecting mines in front of him, the grapefruit chicken thief immediately picked up a piece of egg with his chopsticks, and then was so salty that he drank two big mouthfuls of water.

Miss, this egg is neither salty nor bland, she. . .The salt didn't stir well www.

Chapter 195 Chapter 7 Yuhua, you idiot!

On one side, Yuzi was tortured by the heartless couple Xu Lin and Missy, and wanted to die on the spot. On the other side, the condition of the remaining two fifth-year students was not much better.

Yehai City is so big that it may take more time to get from Yuhua's house on the other side of Yehai City to our company than to take the high-speed train from the surrounding cities, so she is staying at the ghost girl's house.

The ghost girl's schedule is very regular. Compared with the schedule of the underworld per capita in ESC, Youzhen, who gets sleepy on time at [-] o'clock in the evening, can be said to be a good baby, a rare person in the world.

Although she is called a ghost girl, she is actually a good baby who lives in the world, which is not uncommonly complained by Jiehua.

Closer to home, in You's home, under the dim light, Yuhua tied a white cloth on her hair, copying frantically in a notebook, looking like a cartoonist who is on the verge of a deadline.

But if you take a closer look, you can find that the girl with big breasts at this time has dull eyes, her attention is not on the notebook at all, her mind has already wandered away, and the things copied with a pen in her right hand probably look like she can't understand herself.

"Flowers."

The hair of the ghost girl who just took a bath was still wet, and she was wearing a light blue pajamas. While wiping her hair, she walked up to the girl with big breasts and called her softly.

"Um... um!? What, what's the matter?"

Yu Hua, whose attention had long since drifted away to the country of Java, was so frightened that she dropped her pen, and it took her a long time to regain her senses.

"Scribe, are you done?"

There seemed to be a little smile on the corner of You's mouth, which was as cold as ice, but it disappeared immediately, so fast that Yuhua couldn't help but wondered if she had been copying for too long and had hallucinations.

"not yet..."

Jie Hua rubbed her eyes, and said weakly while lying on the table.

"There are many?"

The content of the vup common sense handbook of the esc company is not much, only about a thousand words, but no matter how small it is, it cannot hold up to the multiple of 110. Even if Yuhua started copying it when she got home, she still couldn't get it done.

"Probably more than 50 times."

Yuhua turned over the notebook and made a rattling sound, no one knew how she confirmed it.

possible. . .Copy out the experience?

"Go take a shower first?"

Yu tilted his head, looked at Yuhua who couldn't help rubbing his wrist, and was a little worried.

"Ah, forget it, you'll feel sleepy after taking a shower."

But Jiehua herself just waved her hand, with a look of indifference on the face of the old lady who has experienced too much.

Just pretending to be aggressive but suddenly he covered his stomach, smiled embarrassingly, and muttered in a low voice.

"I'm just a little hungry..."

Following her words, her stomach made a sound in a particularly coordinated manner, echoing in the silent bedroom, especially clear.

"Uh-huh."

Advantages nod.

The image of Yuhua gradually changed in her eyes, little by little, into the appearance of a good friend who accompanied her throughout her childhood.

The same is true of Monet, every time he makes his mother angry, he will be starved, and then lie in front of her, looking at himself pitifully.

"like."

Looking at Yuka's and Monet's almost identical eyes, Yuu couldn't help talking to himself softly.

"Huh? What did you say?"

Yuhua didn't hear clearly, so she asked a question.

"It's nothing, you go take a shower, and I'll cook."

You shook his head and didn't explain much, but his body seemed to be a conditioned reflex, wanting to feed her in front of him.

Just like when she was a child, she secretly stole a bowl of food from the dog food bag to feed Monet every time.