Miss Lin is also a macho vup today
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Every time she came to the hotel, the first thing she did was to rush directly from the door to the inside and plop down on the white and soft big bed of the hotel.
I remember watching the vlog before, whether it was a cold bird or a little angel, it seems that they also have this habit. They are really incomprehensible and cute girls.
"Lin Jiang Lin Jiang! Come and try it too, it's super cool!"
The whole person lay on the bed and pretended to be dead for a while, Xu Youyue got up excitedly and beckoned Xu Lin to be childish with her.
"I'll let it go..."
The white-haired girl looked a little embarrassed, she hadn't done such a childish behavior for many years!
"Come on! Let's do it again!"
The eldest lady got up in a hurry, and forced Xu Lin to the bed, her tone could not refuse.
"Ah, here... OK, OK, don't shake it, don't shake it anymore, if you shake it again, you will get dizzy, why don't I accompany you?"
"Okay!! Then I will count 1~2~ Let's dance together!"
The eldest lady cheered.
"1~2~"
"Plop plop!"
The girls in black and white jumped up like dumplings, and then fell down suddenly. The moment the weightlessness just appeared, people had already landed on the big soft bed, and the freshness of the girls around them, who were exactly the same as themselves, could be heard from the tip of their noses. fragrance.
Now Xu Lin seems to understand why many people like to do this, because it is indeed quite decompressive, and there will be a strong sense of happiness coming from the quilt, which makes people close their eyes slightly.
"Guests, what do you want to drink..."
"Guest, if you break the quilt, you will have to pay for it..."
The moment the two of them fell down, the lady waiter just opened the door and walked in. The place where her eyes touched was the scene of the two of them falling on the bed one after the other like a dead frog.
He complained helplessly.
"Sorry sorry, we will pay attention!"
Xu Lin blushed almost instantly, such an embarrassing thing had never happened to her in the past year, okay?
Glaring at the young lady secretly, Xu Lin hurriedly apologized to the young lady.
"As long as the two of you don't jump together, and don't jump so high, it's fine."
When the waitress saw their faces clearly, she couldn't bear to blame them.
"Did your parents come with you? The hotel here stipulates that if minors are not accompanied by their parents, they need to record their identity once more to prevent danger."
"Forehead..."
Xu Lin's expression was so embarrassing that he was no longer embarrassed, and he gave the eldest lady who was secretly smiling.
"Miss, I'm an adult."
On the other hand, Xu Youyue skillfully took out her ID card from her pocket to prove her identity, then cast a malicious look at Xu Lin, and continued with a smirk.
"Here is my sister who is underage and needs to register?"
"Fuck you, little sister, don't believe her, I'm an adult too."
The white-haired girl who came back to her senses gave the young lady an angry look, and also took out her ID card and handed it over.
"Ah... I'm so sorry!"
The young lady looked at the ID cards of the two of them one by one, and apologized in a panic after seeing the date of birth on it.
"no problem, no problem."
When two 1.5-meter girls go out together, sometimes it is easy to be regarded as underage girls. Xu Lin has never encountered this kind of situation, but seeing the eldest lady's skillful gesture of taking out her ID card, it should be an encounter Been here many times.
After seeing off the waitress, the two of them stayed where they were and looked at each other, laughing softly.
"Hahahaha little sister hahaha little sister Lin Jiang!"
"Miss, you are not so good at www, you are so proficient in taking out your ID card, you have already expected to be asked, right www"
"Of course Miss Ben is a young, invincible and cute girl!"
"Forehead..."
Looking at the eldest lady Xu Lin who was standing there with her hips akimbo stuck in her mouth, she didn't know how to spit it out. After all, you have to admit that sometimes women's cheekiness on the topic of age is really amazing.
I don’t know if you have had this kind of dialogue with girls, that is, girls in their 20s must say that they are eighteen, and then you ask how old will you be next year?Most of the answers are these two.
"Still eighteen." "Seventeen next year!"
Anyway, either Zi Ma will always be 17 years old or the Tianshan Child Elder will be rejuvenated. Want to know her real age?nonexistent.
"Miss Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing, you are always young, okay www, let's pack up quickly, the broadcast will start soon."
Xu Lin didn't argue with the eldest lady, because he couldn't win anyway, so he skipped this topic altogether.
"Oh! Then I'll take off my makeup first."
The eldest lady nodded obediently, and took out the makeup remover from her cosmetic bag.
"Huh? Are you wearing makeup?"
Xu Lin scratched his head and carefully looked at the face of the eldest lady for a long time, but he didn't see any traces of makeup.
It stands to reason that she looks at this person's plain face every day, so it should be quite obvious with makeup on?
"The makeup knowledge I taught you for so many days is really wasted. This is called natural makeup. I have been wearing it for a long time. Look at this eyeliner and this nose shadow. Is my nose bridge so straight without makeup?"
The eldest lady gave Xu Lin an angry look, and moved closer to her and pointed near her nose, letting her take a closer look.
"I still don't see it."
The white-haired girl told the truth.
For a person like Missy, who is already good-looking without makeup, the slight modifications on her makeup are not as good as Xu Lin, who just knows a few common lipstick shades and tries to apply skin care lotion on her face. Well, before living together with the eldest lady, the thing she used most on her face was aloe vera gel. . .
This is what I got from Yuzu!
"Straight man!"
The eldest lady gave Xu Lin an angry look, this is worthless.Have you fed all the things I taught you to the dogs in the past few months?
"Then you come and help me remove my makeup! This is a makeup remover cotton!"
After thinking about it, Xu Youyue simply stuffed the things in Xu Lin's arms, sat on the edge of the bed and closed her eyes, waiting for Xu Lin to remove her makeup.
"alright."
Take out the makeup remover cotton piece by piece and keep it at hand for later use, then wet the makeup remover cotton with makeup remover water, Xu Lin gently wipes it on the young lady's cheeks.
Xu Youyue's makeup was really light, she didn't even look like she had applied foundation, it seemed that she started painting after putting on a layer of isolation, so it wasn't too troublesome to remove her makeup.
And Xu Lin didn't realize that she really had makeup until she took off her eye makeup, and even the makeup remover cotton turned black.
Makeup is really a magical technique. Why is it that a few small strokes can transform this youthful and cute girl in front of me into the more mature and gentle dignified lady just now? Any sense of incongruity?
After using the last piece of makeup remover cotton and confirming that the eldest lady's face was clean, Xu Lin didn't think about this problem, but sighed with emotion in a low voice.
"Miss, you really look better without makeup."
"?"
A well appeared on Xu Youyue's forehead.
Chapter 215 Chapter 26 Are you guys playing tail games with this online?
In the end, Xu Lin was dunked by the eldest lady.
Who told her that such a straight man can't understand girls' hobbies?Sometimes, even if you know that your girlfriend's appearance has declined after makeup, you can't tell it.
After all, no matter how you say it, it is the result of her hard work for 10 minutes or even an hour, but it is better not to say something to her when you come to you, so how do you think she feels?
Well, an example that can be understood by a straight man is that you have practiced your game skills for several days, and you are proud of it, but your friend came over to watch it for a while and said "real food", isn't it good if you don't fight?
So, Lin Jiang still has a long way to go to become a real girl, why not say that she will never be a normal girl in her life?
But the eldest lady didn't make it difficult for her, she just told her to start the broadcast first, and she went to take a bath.
So at the moment, the white-haired girl is lying on the bed and broadcasting live on her mobile phone.
"Hi, good evening, audiences. Welcome to Ying Ruoye's first quilt chat. I'm Lan Ruoye."
The broadcast started, and the familiar greeted, but the audience waited and waited, but they couldn't wait for the familiar voice to pick up the words, so they couldn't help typing in confusion.
[Where is Missy? 】
[The agreed-upon quilt talk, where is the young lady? 】
"Miss? Missy is taking a bath www."
"Listen, it's the sound of Missy's bathing water."
Push the phone a little towards the bathroom, and shut up at the same time, so that the audience can hear the sound of water flowing from there more clearly.
[Give me a drink! 】
[I'll just have a bowl! 】
[So this is really sleeping together, right www]
"Well, because when I booked the hotel, I found it was really expensive, so I can only wrong the eldest lady to sleep with me."
[A quilt? 】
"It's a quilt, a big bed room."
【Great! 】
【Oh oh oh oh oh! 】
【Post-posters, let’s celebrate! 】
"What are you celebrating? www, isn't it normal for girls to sleep together? Most people have experienced this kind of thing like sleeping in the same bed with the same sex. What's so happy about it? It was just because of the human design. It’s just a way to tell you.”
"I'll stress it again, Missy and I are friends, not lovers. It's best for you to be clear about this."
Seeing that the direction of the wind was not right, and this group of people was not right, Xu Lin immediately emphasized seriously.
【Yes yes we all understand】
【"friend"】
[Good brothers, we are all friends, right? 】
"It's really impossible to chat with you, alas... let's talk about something else."
"Didn't I complain to you yesterday that when the eldest lady and I came to the amusement park to invite other people, everyone said we were not free?"
"This morning Lin Mu suddenly sent me a message asking where and when I was going to play. After I answered it, I felt something was wrong. I asked her if she wanted to come together, but all the news disappeared. This hanging person has not replied to me until now."
"I always feel that these guys are going to make trouble. Do you have any inside information? Tell me."
[Sakura Wakaba tracking group, dispatch! 】
[Who will come if you two go out together? www and eat dog food here? 】
[No inside information, I still want to ask Brother Ruoye, do you know why a bunch of people from ESC suddenly asked for leave today. 】
"Huh? Who asked for leave? I didn't receive any news?"
Xu Lin was keenly aware of the wrong one from the pile of bullet screens, and hurriedly asked.
[It is Lin Mu who was originally scheduled to broadcast live, the eldest sister, and a group of people have all asked for leave. I thought I was going to play with you. 】
"??? They asked for leave?"
Scratching his head, Xu Lin turned over and got up to check other people's activities. Sure enough, not only Sister Yan and Lin Mu, but also Shuangxue and Xueyue had asked for leave. Sneaky grapefruit emmmm. . .
Good guy, most of the people in the ESC club have touched this special meow!
The bad premonition in Xu Lin's heart became more and more serious. When she returned to the live broadcast, she sighed.
"Man, I don't feel right, this group of people is not right."
"No, you really think I'm a fool for such an obvious collective leave? You bastards must be ambushing in the live broadcast room, come out for me! Hurry up!"
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