Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

Xu Lin also followed!

But the eldest lady couldn't bear it anymore, and she was a bit overbearing, and the anger swished on her head when these two guys provoked her nerves.

Letting out the biggest roar she has ever made in the live broadcast, she stood up and pushed Sister Yan back.

Xu Lin was held in her arms directly, with a dazed expression on his face, not daring to move.

"Drink your sister, drink! You're so drunk! Sit down for me!"

"Oh...".*2

The two were like students being trained by the class teacher, frightened by the aura of the eldest lady, they were so obedient that they didn't even dare to vent their breath.

"Drink! Drink! Drink! You know how to drink! Drink with my mother if you have the ability! I count you two together!"

Not bothering to pour the wine anymore, Xu Youyue simply picked up the big bottle that Xu Lin used to hold the wine, raised her neck and drank the remaining [-]ml of wine.

Wiping the corners of his mouth, he slammed the bottle on the table so hard that the stand of the microphone was shaking.

"The wine is gone! Still drinking!?"

"Stop drinking." *2

Sister Yan and Xu Lin became more obedient.

[Grass, I finally know what the eldest lady said before to mediate the relationship between Ruoye and eldest sister]

[Missy is number one in the world! 】

【Good guy, so the final boss is here! 】

"If you don't drink, download the broadcast and go take a shower and sleep! Yiyi, you go first!"

"understood."

It wasn't until this moment that the eldest lady realized that this was still being broadcast live. . .

But after drinking so much in one breath, even Xu Youyue, who can't pour a thousand cups, is a little overwhelmed, so she. . .

She turned around directly, and said to the dds in the live broadcast room with a very kind smile.

"This section is not allowed to be sliced, do you understand?"

【understood!miss! 】*n

"Okay! See you tomorrow!"

Then Xu Youyue directly unplugged the power, and broadcast at the speed of light.

But how can you believe what the DDs say?The slices were baked without even passing the night.

The eldest lady directly became famous in the first battle, and Feng Ping evolved from a proud and lovely natural lady to a young lady from a family of the underworld overnight.

By the way, he also won the title of the biggest boss in ESC.

Chapter 284 Chapter 93 So say, don't drink!

What do Ruoye and Yiyi look like when they are drunk?

After they went off the air, viewers have been discussing this issue.

Will it be lying quietly on the bed and sleeping, or will it look like drinking and crying everywhere?Or talk about some past emotional experiences over and over again?

Will it be cute, or annoying?

Although there are thousands of people's guesses, the facts are beyond everyone's imagination.

What about this scene now? . .

It's not a question of cute or annoying.

It's just, it's kind of, it's kind of funny.

When the two drunks came out of the shower, Xu Youyue couldn't care less, changed them into pajamas and threw them on the bed before going to take a bath by herself.

And when she came out of the bathroom wiping her long wet hair after taking a shower, she didn't see the erotic scene she was worried about, nor did she see the cute appearance of the two sleeping peacefully in her imagination, on the contrary. . .

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!"

Here, Sister Yan, who was wearing dark red pajamas, was dominating the head of the bed, on all fours, screaming fiercely.

The pajamas with a wide neckline hang down, and even two spots of fragrant pink can be faintly seen.

"Hoo hoo!!! Meow~!!"

On the other side, the white-haired girl was wearing her light blue pajamas and pressed her whole body at the end of the bed, her waist was arched, and the pajama pants on the back fell halfway, revealing her smooth and plump little buttocks, and she was also gurgling.

【? 】

Xu Youyue put a question mark in her heart, a little confused.

Who will change this scene and who will not be confused!

"Cats... cats and dogs fight?"

Just imagine, a white-haired big loli and a black, long, straight and plump lady, wearing pajamas, one of them is swearing at each other with cat words, dog words, donkey lips, so intense that it seems that the next second It's like fighting.

There are two plump, chubby white-haired puppet cats watching the battle. One looks contemptuous, as if to say, "What are the stupid humans going crazy today?", and the other is jumping up and down, meowing. He seemed to be cheering the two of them up.

Translated, it probably means "fight! Fight!"

And at the door, there was a cute black-haired loli who just got out of the bath, and her hand wiping her hair was slightly frozen.

It is simply a new world famous painting.

"Lin Jiang, please be sober! I am the cat type!"

In the end, the eldest lady still couldn't hold back her desire to complain, and cried out almost collapsed.

Really, if the male Xu Lin in the past could still make the young lady have a little bit of admiration and think that he is very reliable, then the image of Xu Lin today would be completely shattered in her heart.

Well, whoever came to this scene collapsed, even if it was grapefruit, his jaw would drop in shock.

God Meow's cat and dog battle!

"Meow~!"

When Xu Lin heard the sound, his little ears twitched because of the alcohol fever, he looked back at the eldest lady, and then called out from her.

"Are you talking with Nike!? I can't understand cat language!"

Xu Youyue sighed helplessly while complaining, stepped forward, and helped Xu Lin pull up the fallen pajama pants.

"Wow~~"

Sister Yan was not happy anymore, so she gave a sweet cry and was about to go to the young lady's side.

Yes, she crawled over.

"Yanyan, you should also be sober! I can't understand dog talk! By the way, when did you two secretly learn a foreign language behind my back, ah!"

The eldest lady's nerves were on the verge of collapse, and she really couldn't figure out why these two people who were clearly sleeping peacefully even when they were drunk would turn into such an inhumane scene when they were thrown on the same bed.

Nima is outrageous!

"Meow!!"

Xu Lin stretched out his paw threateningly, and waved it to prevent Li Huiyan from approaching.

"Wang Wang!"

Sister Yan turned her head and yelled at Xu Lin a little dissatisfied.

"I'm so meow..."

Xu Youyue didn't have the energy to complain anymore, the body language of these two dogs was so expressive that she could make up their conversations in her brain.

"Nike, Kailu, do you see anything dirty?"

Because scientifically, Xu Youyue really couldn't figure out why the two people's personalities collapsed so thoroughly, so she tried to get an explanation from metaphysics.

What I got was the disdainful eyes of the two little ones.

It seems that there is no such thing, if there is, these two little bastards would have rushed to scratch the door.

The cat-dog battle on the other side is still going on, but the eldest lady has no strength to fight with these two guys anymore. After drinking so much wine and taking a bath, she just wants to get a good night's sleep now.

But it’s a pity not to leave any memorials for such a good black history, so she pulled out her mobile phone and recorded a short video. Ah, it's called Huanshi.

However, considering the possibility of being retaliated against after Xu Lin and Sister Yan sobered up tomorrow morning, so after thinking about it, he sent the video to Yuzu, cleared the chat history, and deleted the video from his phone.

perfect.

If they are discovered, just say that Yuzu recorded it. Anyway, looking at the fragments of them like this, they are sure, and they probably won't remember that Yuzu was not there at all.

Even if she finds out, she still has a back.

After finishing this series of operations, Xu Youyue yawned and took out another collar from the closet.

She bought it secretly, so it goes without saying whose model it is?

Putting the collar on Lin Jiangmiao's neck with a calm expression, and then showing a soft smile in her puzzled eyes.

"Hey, let's go back to bed, okay?"

"Meow~"

The white-haired girl nodded obediently, then got up and followed Missy's footsteps out of Missy's bedroom.

They will sleep in Linjiang's room tonight.

As for Miss Yan.

When Xu Youyue went out, she looked back at her words eagerly, sighed helplessly, and then closed the door cruelly.

Let her toss around in the bedroom alone, she can't damage anything anyway, and she will go to sleep when she is tired from tossing.

Taking Xu Lin back to the bedroom, she felt that she was about to change from Lin Jiangmiao to drunken Xu Lin. The eldest lady quickly took out her mobile phone to take a picture, and then took off the collar and hid it away.

Seeing Lin Jiang lying on her side under the quilt curled up, a pair of big watery eyes half-opened looking at her cute appearance.

After hesitating for 0.0001 second between going to the living room to sleep or Xu Lin, the eldest lady got into bed decisively.

"Good night."

She just watched Xu Lin subconsciously adjust his posture a little bit, from curling up to hugging her, and the feeling of tenderness and happiness suddenly sweetened her heart.

Xu Youyue gently kissed Xu Lin's forehead.

He fell asleep with his treasure in his arms.

. . . . . .

next door.

"Wang! Wang! Wang!"

Sister Yan pursed her mouth aggrievedly, enjoying this lonely night.

Chapter 285 Chapter 94 You can have sex after drinking, but you can't have sex after drinking! Hey!

When the white-haired girl woke up, there was no one around her.

The residual alcohol stubbornly settled in her blood vessels, numb the nerves, and made her feel a little drowsy.

The memory of yesterday was blurry, and only incomplete and unclear pictures could be vaguely seen. The girl's hard work recalled, but only stayed in that long-lost sense of peace of mind.

And a nice scent of jasmine.

She raised her hand high, opened her palm and looked at the ceiling along her fingertips. The warm and fragmented light fell from the sky and fell on her delicate and sweet cheeks from dots to lines, and from lines to planes. Gradually awakened her sleeping stiff body.

He could vaguely hear the sound of someone scrambling in the kitchen, as well as a bit of suppressed screaming.

She bent her dry lips, smiled softly, turned over and lay on her side, only to see that there was a piece of clothing beside the pillow under her head.

There is still this slender and smooth black hair remaining on it.