Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

"..."

Yuanchu wanted to say that she could bear it, but it seemed that she really couldn't bear it.

And thinking about how this woman even taught her how to confess, she really can't be regarded as a romantic person.

"Hey, is it really okay for you to kill my beautiful fantasy like this?"

Sister Yan complained with vain eyes.

As a rational woman, although she likes romance comics and matches others, she still knows in her heart that a man who meets her standards is not to say one in a million, and she also has the requirement of appearance, which is even worse. Probably can't find a suitable one.

"The main reason is that Miss Yiyi, your request is a little too unrealistic... Even if you say you want a legal and legal loli, I can get you a few, so let's forget about this request."

"Of course you can call, because our company has them!"

Sister Yan hit the pomelo angrily.

They don’t have many others, but there are many kinds of handsome men and beauties, and they can even form a group with a realistic appearance. Although they are quite eye-catching, it is only natural that the standard of mate selection is raised when they stay in this environment all year round. .

There is a young lady in the later department who often complains that if it weren't for this group of people who are too contemptuous of her, she would be bent.

But considering that this elder sister likes to read Lily comics the most, Yan Jie reasonably suspects that she has actually turned over a long time ago and just couldn't find a suitable person to come out with.

[I can't say it's completely impossible, but it's definitely one in a million, and it's a bit of a one in a million man with a high degree of education. 】

"Behind every gentle and doting top ten man, there will always be a girl who patiently taught him to change from a boy to a man. Even if they break up for various reasons, they will leave a mark in their hearts."

"So Yiyi, your request is really hard to find."

Tobichi's words are full of life experience and philosophy, which are thought-provoking and sighing, but there is a small problem.

"Kitachi, have you ever been in love yourself..."

"But my mother talked about it, she taught me this."

Speaking of Yuanchu's mother, Sister Yan and Yuzi were silent for a while, and then changed the topic in a very tacit understanding.

Too heavy to say on-air.

"So what about grapefruit? No kidding, which type of grapefruit sauce do you like? Seriously, I'll beat you if you try again."

"Seriously... Actually, I don't know. My sister keeps saying that I don't know what love is, and then I wonder if there are so many enlightenment teachers from island countries who have taught us this stuff? Why do you say I don't understand."

Youzi made a dirty joke along the way, and saw that Sister Yan was about to fight, so she coughed twice and became serious.

"Later I found out that what she said was that I don't understand love, and then I thought about it, and it seems that I really don't understand, because I can't even tell which one of the so many exes I like more."

"So I can only live with the situation."

A little scum girl who doesn't know what love is, and two mother-fetal single dogs who have never been in love at all talk about what love is. There are still a lot of viewers watching such nonsense and participating in the discussion together.

I really don't know whether it's better to say that people on the Internet are keen to express themselves, or that most of the nerds are single, so I don't understand, so it's better to just get involved here.

【Yuzi is really a scum girl】

[This isn't really a scumbag, it's just casual play among girls in school days, and many of us were like this back then. 】

Regarding Yuzu, the debate about her has never stopped since her debut. This not only brought her popularity, but also made her quickly become the one with the largest number of black people in the ESC club. Various forum posts and other cesspit related Her revelations have never been broken, but they are all speculative or simply forged.

I don't know what fun this group of murloc fishermen have in fishing in the cesspit every day.

Simply deceptive behavior.

But in fact the most interesting point is that after the establishment of Yuzu's scumbag women, the most unacceptable male audience is the unrelated male audience. The girls are very open to this aspect, and even like it more.

This has also become the most common phrase used by pomelo fans against Heizi, 'I'm not a scumbag, why are you so excited? '

Of course, everything can’t be said for sure, some people can’t accept it, and naturally some people think it’s more interesting and like it, this doesn’t distinguish between men and women, it just means that the proportion is higher in a certain gender.

ps: From a male point of view, those men who say they are their first love but are very familiar with all kinds of small details (referring to the selection of skirts, lipsticks and other gifts) are not scumbags who lie to you, or they are women's clothes boss.

pss: Wait, it doesn't make sense for me to say this, my female book friend Quan Te is a crook!

Chapter 352 Chapter 56 The king game is the best choice to promote feelings (1)

After Sister Yan finished the live broadcast with pomelo and kite chicks, everyone who had been hiding in the room came out one after another.

Then they lay down on the sofa one by one like salted fish.

How should I put it, team building is really boring when there is no group activity, and in addition, the first two days of playing are almost done, so it is impossible for a group of people to get together to play cards. . .There are not enough mahjong tables for so many people.

"Ah~~ Ruo Ye~~ I want to do some work, I'm so bored~!!"

The eldest lady rolled on Xu Lin's body, howling in pain.

And Xu Lin. . .Xu Linzheng was hunting monsters with a ps4 in his hand, and was in the middle of a fierce battle with a golden lion, quite focused.

"Huh? What kind of work, group activities?"

Xu Lin is not a big shot in hunting monsters, just look at her favorite weapons, grenade light crossbow, close to skipping classes, naturally it is impossible to successfully hunt under the crazy interference of the eldest lady, so Finished off with a neat cat car that directly reset the mission.

"Well, it looks like a plan, and everyone will be bored and explode."

The eldest lady pointed back casually, her tone was lazy and salty.

Xu Lin looked around for a week, and found that all the people in the group were lying on the sofa one by one, playing with their phones from time to time, but their faces were sleepy.

"Then let's play some games, if there are so many people..."

Although he really wanted to pull everyone into the monster hunt to fight the dark red dragon, fifteen people should be more than enough, but considering that not everyone present can play, Xu Lin still gave up this idea.

"And how about the game of kings?"

Thinking that the eldest lady said before that she wanted to match three new couples in the agency, Xu Lin directly gave this game that has been popular in Japanese comics for a long time, it is simply the best choice for matching young couples.

"Okay!"

The eldest lady slapped her thigh, turned over abruptly and stood up, raising her arms and shouting.

"Everyone! Let's play the king game!"

......

Ten minutes later, fifteen people from the ESC club sat in a circle.

At first, Lingyue and You were reluctant, but under Xu Lin's 'persuasion', they readily agreed and joined the game.

That's what she advised.

"Yu, you should know what the game of kings is, right?"

'Nod, nod. '

"Then do you think Yuka will participate?"

"Ok?"

"The thing received some special orders, if you're not here..."

"I play."

Get one.

The remaining zero months are even better.

"Shitu, backstab, you understand?"

"Three CP pictures of the senior and the young lady."

"Ok."

Anyway, that's it, under Xu Lin's active persuasion, all the liverers finally participated in this impromptu game of kings, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

"First confirm the rules. I have fifteen wooden sticks here, each of which is the same in length and thickness. If you don't believe me, you can verify it yourself."

"Each lot has a number, from No. 14 to NO.[-], and there is only one King's lot that is painted red and understandable. In each round, the king can randomly select no more than five numbers to complete an order. Any questions?"

"No~"

Everyone answered in unison.

Xueyue checked the wooden sign deliberately, and put it back with some regret after finding that there was really no sign of cheating.

"That's fair. I'll take the last lottery in the first round. You draw first, first come, first served."

As soon as Xu Lin's voice fell, a group of people finished drawing quickly with their eyes and hands. After taking a glance carefully, they covered it tightly, and no one would see it.

There is no way, there are too many types of gates present, and everyone has been tricked out of experience by all kinds of messy routines.

But Xu Lin really didn't cheat this time, anyway, he was just playing with the eldest lady, there was no need for that, as for the purpose of matching newcomers. . .

Why do you think she set the number of designated people to five?

The white-haired girl slowly picked up the last lottery and glanced at it, it was number five.

"Okay, let the king sign."

"Okay, it's me."

In the first round, Thrall was the king, and Xu Lin gave him a look that almost instantly understood the onmyoji's old belly black Sal sauce, and a bright smile curled up on the corner of his mouth.

"Then, No. 15, No. [-], No. [-], No. [-], No. [-], please hug two-on-two for ten seconds, and the one who is left alone, please bark three times like a dog."

Almost instantly, everyone checked the numbers of the people around them.

Sister Yan scanned for a week, and the grapefruit and kite chick beside her were not the chosen ones, so she could only shout hastily.

"I am Number Nine!"

But after yelling this sentence, she was stunned.

Because she saw that there was a shaving white hair on the opposite side of her, and she took Xu Youyue into her arms first, and on the other side, Yu Hua and You also hugged each other.

"Pfft www"

Sal smiled very wickedly.

"Sister Yiyi, please?"

"Woof! Woah! Woah!!!"

Sister Yan's three dog barks were learned from the one with sincerity and resentment.

The whole place burst into laughter.

On the other side, You and Yuhua, who were hugging each other, both blushed, and whispered their ears while everyone was laughing at Sister Yan.

"That... U?"

Jiehua tightly hugged the girl who obviously lived together but kept wrapping herself tightly, and never took the initiative to have any physical contact with her, her words were shy and slightly expectant.

"Ok?"

You's white and clean cheeks were reddish, he tilted his head, and his voice was like a mosquito.

"Your heart beats so fast..."

Jiehua didn't know if she was wrong, she didn't dare to ask, and she didn't dare to say, she could only use the deepest and most superficial hints to expect the answer she wanted from this always expressionless girl.

"I..."

She opened her mouth again, but she couldn't say a word. The rapid heartbeat made it difficult for Yuhua to even breathe.

"Ten seconds are up."

After a moment of silence, Yu let go of his hand.

"Um..."

Yuhua also let go of her hand, feeling the reassuring warmth in her arms away from her, she could hardly bear to hug her again, but in the end she just silently suppressed her inner impulse and said no more.

She didn't know what You were thinking, and she didn't know what You thought of her. She wanted to go up, but she didn't have the courage after all.

[As long as the status quo can be maintained. . . 】

Compared with a desperate blow, Yuhua is more like holding on to this long-lasting warmth, even if she can only pretend to be silly and smile, she can't help but take the initiative to hug her, and she will never get an initiative from her beloved. ——Even holding hands.

[If a goes up, won't you win? 】

Xu Lin, who had been paying attention to this side all the time, and the eldest lady looked at each other, and both sighed helplessly.

Because of the abnormal blush on her face, Jiehua kept her head down for fear of being noticed by Yuu, so she couldn't see it, but it was clear from the angle of the two of them.