Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

But in the end it's because her fans are so satisfied, maybe it's because the xp system compatibility is too high?Anyway, Lin Jiang always poses in some too shameful poses, and even puts on some delicate, cheerful, and handsome poses, which makes the eldest lady very dissatisfied.

She offered to be a photographer just to see Xu Lin look cute!

However, the avatar of Linjiang is indeed a handsome girl. The hamster mother also drew a handsome character once in a while. Because of the two-dimensional expressions that are shown from time to time, he looks a little naive, but Xu Lin still has a paralyzed face most of the time, so he stays glued.

"Then that's the end of the photo session, and the next thing is the strange script audience mickey session."

"Let's take a look at the strange document you sent me. I will randomly select a captain to read it. Don't refuse it. You are the one who writes the most stuff."

【what! ? 】

【not good!Come on guys! 】

【Grass!I don't want to read it! 】

Xu Lin's words blasted out a large number of hidden captains, admirals, governors, etc. who were silently watching the live broadcast without firing bullet screens. All of a sudden, the bullet screen column was full of speeches from various members of the Great Voyage.

"This is an opportunity to connect with me on the spot. If you miss it, you will lose it. And you can choose whether Brother Ruoye will welcome you or Sister Ruoye. This opportunity is only once. I want to participate. Members of the great voyage quickly sign up."

Xu Lin obviously didn't realize that the opportunity to communicate with her on the spot, even if he had to read strange documents, would be extremely attractive to the audience. As soon as he finished speaking, a dozen new captains appeared , plus the captain earned during the opening song and dance performance, she directly earned 400 grand voyages in less than half an hour, bringing the number of captains to more than [-].

"No, aren't you afraid of the society's death? Why did you come on board the ship to draw it? www"

The white-haired girl herself was shocked, but Sister Feng in the back row rolled her eyes. One of them has never asked for a gift since the broadcast started. She used to be a good buddy and later a good sister and is one of their favorite CPs. One's anchor suddenly wants to engage in on-site co-hosting and requires the captain to participate?

That's not a blast!

If it weren't for the fact that most of the student party really couldn't come up with more than 100 captains, she would have a few dozen more people.

"Thank you to the captains of the 34 viewers. Afterwards, I will send a private message to get the captain's group number. If I thank you, I will read the list together with everyone who gave gifts today. Then, let's start our first round of lucky draw now." !"

[Can this really be a lottery? 】

[Smacking what, taking the opportunity to die from the Open Society? 】

【but!I reject! 】

Although he said he refused, more than 400 captains of Xu Lin participated in 382 people. Well, considering that there are still some who really don’t have time to prepare to watch the recording, it is really shy to throw away some. Rounding it up, it is all members Okay to participate, it can be seen that the dds are all duplicity goods, talking about what are you and you even count as a lottery?

In fact, one rushes faster than the other.

"In the end, Bubble stood at the end. This is also an old friend. Come on, get ready to answer the phone. You can read the strange document you wrote yourself."

Xu Lin grinningly took out his mobile phone to make a voice call, and he answered in seconds.

[Something is wrong!Ruo Ye run! 】

【This one is really perverted! ! ! 】

[Wakaba runs!Don't look back! ! 】

"Ahem, brother Ruoye, can you hear me?"

On the other end of the phone, there was a young boy with a slightly weak voice, who was quite cute.

"I can hear you, I'll let Brother Ruoye come to receive your words, okay, I understand, I understand."

Xu Lin saw that he cut the male voice in seconds, Bubbles, Xu Lin had been following her old fans during the land reclamation period, the group was famous and perverted, and the captain group said, "Once Bubbles come out, who will fight for the front." ' is to describe her abnormality.

The young man over there seemed a little nervous, and said a little shyly, "Ah, actually Sister Ruoye can do it too, I love them all, I don't choose."

"????"

Xu Lin hit her with a series of question marks backhanded, shaking her out loud.

"Brother, you have a problem, aren't you Nan Tong!??"

"Actually, I'm coughing and coughing."

"Pull you are a real cowhide!"

After more than ten years in the battlefield, Lin Jiang finally met his opponent today.

It's like an LSP who usually talks a lot and is proficient in tens of thousands of postures meets a teacher. It must be sheathed, vomited, and finally regretted losing.

You, a straight guy who jokes about fencing, meets a real Nantong, then you must be the one who loses, okay?

It's like a certain naive author who liked fake girls for a while, found a cp when he was wandering in the voice posting area of ​​a certain dubbing software, added a friend, and clicked into the other party's space on a whim when he was about to flirt. I found a few photos of particularly beautiful cute girls, but they looked weird. Finally, after 10 minutes of rummaging, I found a photo without makeup and found that it looked like a real lady in women's clothing.

Looking at the teasing records of the two on the mobile phone, listening to the gentle and elegant girlish voice of the other party, the mentality collapsed on the spot. It is the same when some things are playing memes on the Internet or exist in Two-dimensional. It's beautiful, but once it comes to reality, you will find that you are still a straight boy and a bad brother.

And when this idiot author met four big men in women's clothing who wanted to fencing with him within a month, he completely sealed the dubbing software, and since then he has changed his ways and stopped flirting.

Closer to home, Xu Lin deliberately flipped through the five strange documents he had prepared, found the strange document written by Bubble himself, put it on the screen, and then coughed twice.

"Since you wrote it yourself, . . . please?"

"Can I not read..."

Facts have proved that no matter how big a pervert you are, you call him up on the stage, let him go into heat under the gaze of thousands of people, and by the way, he will be shy when he will be cut into slices for more people to look up to.

"Don't be cowardly, come on, Bubbles, isn't it brave when you usually write strange documents and disgust me? Why are you scared now!?"

Xu Lin's smirk was almost uncontrollable. Really, she had long wanted to clean up the weird document editors in the comment area, so she took advantage of the 3D live broadcast to completely solve this problem.

"Then... that's fine."

"I can't forget Ms. Ruoye. I can't forget her frown and smile during the live broadcast. I can't forget her beautiful singing voice when she sings. I can't forget how she scolded me..."

(No, it’s too weird, just omit it. If you want to see it, just turn left to Sheng Jiaran’s comment area, or you can find all kinds of mutant documents in any vup comment area.)

"Fuck!!!"

"No, brother, you can really read with both voice and emotion!!"

Waiting patiently for Bubbles to finish reading, Xu Lin was about to vomit, she was really going to vomit, not because a man was in heat with her, but because the strange document was called the strange document because Because it's really weird! ?One of the people who can write this stuff is not a normal person, either the two thorns are broken, or they are old and perverted.

But it is also because of the strangeness, the subtle disgust and then the interesting feeling that it will spread. Although it was a bit mocking at first, it has undoubtedly become a meme again now.

But it is in the form of words. Once someone actually reads this stuff in front of you, it will be as embarrassing and disgusting as the mother river of India, okay? ?

"After all, I wrote it myself..."

"I'm done, brother, I'm done... Is this torturing you or me! Why do I feel so ashamed!"

[Hahahaha Awakening Lord classic re-enactment]

[I think you should have expected the w in the current scene when you engage in this link]

"No, forget it, Brother Bubble, let's stop here for today's mic connection, okay, time is limited so we won't talk much, do you have anything else to say?"

After Xu Lin finished speaking, the person on the other side was silent for a while, and just when she wanted to say something to break the embarrassment, Bubble suddenly spoke.

"Brother Ruoye, I want to be your dog."

"My family only has cats and no dogs, sorry!"

Then Xu Lin hurriedly hung up the phone.

This is true horror bro.

【It’s too stupid not to have a dog, hahahaha】

[Good guy, the dog party is furious]

[It means only keeping cats but not dogs. . .Is it enough to raise a young lady? 】

"Ah, here...I'm a bit afraid to continue smoking now, what should I do, no, why can I get the bubbles first, it's not that the bubbles are not good, it's just, this... ah, this. . . ”

"Brother Bubble is really scary, okay, no, why can you recite it so eloquently! How many times have you recited it in private!!"

[Can this be white? 】

【I can't be white, I can't be white】

[Bubble: I'm sorry Brother Ruoye, but I really can't help it! 】

"Huh??? It's not Bubbles. Seriously, I suggest you stop hanging around here. Hurry up and make more friends and find a good man to marry yourself. We are not suitable for people like me who have a family."

【Family Grass www】

[Absolutely, it’s the first time I’ve seen someone who rejects fans so much hahaha]

[Bubble doesn't cry, stand up and roll, come fencing with me! 】

Although he said it as a joke, Xu Lin really hopes that some fans will not have any unrealistic fantasies about her. Really, the success rate of having fantasies about a career like vupvtb is even worse than liking ordinary anchors. If you spend more money, you can still meet offline if you get acquainted. If you have more contacts, there is still hope, but the special nature of the virtual anchor itself is destined to be impossible for ordinary audiences.

It is impossible for any virtual anchor with professional ethics to get together with fans, no matter how rich you are, the actual success rate is not even as good as that of ordinary members.

It is so realistic, as for those who take the initiative to send thousands of miles away, that kind of people are not worthy of your liking, right?

"Ahem, then let's be the next one, huh? Why are there more than a dozen captains in such a short period of time? Isn't it brother, can the society die? Your xp is so weird!"

"Okay, okay, good guy, the off-duty time has been extended again, I haven't had dinner yet..."

Xu Lin complained sincerely, in order to maintain the best state of singing and dancing for the opening performance, so as not to be too full to dance, she really didn't eat anything and forced herself to last until now, it's already eight o'clock, That stomach is really hungry.

"Then the second person to be drawn is!..."

Chapter 404 Chapter 26 Then You Are Really a Monster

For Xu Lin, the fans who have always supported her are her friends, and what Xu Lin is most willing to do is to help her friends.

"Then congratulations to another winning user of ours, well, he is also an old friend, come on seventy, get ready to accept sanctions!"

The so-called brother is someone who reaches out to you in times of crisis, and puts you in times of crisis when you are calm!

The white-haired girl cheered and congratulated another captain who was about to die.

【Seventy: Ah, here. . .No, I have never issued a strange document! 】

"You haven't posted it? Let me tell you, Brother Ruoye, I have a good memory, seventy, right? Your last comment on a strange document was under the video on October [-]th, with more than five hundred likes."

【seventy:? 】

[This woman is kind of scary, shit! 】

【No, no one will remember this! 】

"Aha, I told you that you can't run away, come on Seventy, come out of autism and embrace death, gkd, answer the phone!"

Before this, Xu Lin had already made a voice call with Seventy for almost ten seconds, so now he was just urging him.

"..."

"Hey."

Seventy's voice is a bit sharp and harsh, but it's not unpleasant. It sounds very energetic, like a big boy.

"Oh~ I found that my captain's voice is quite good, so it seems that fan participation type song meetings should also be put on the agenda, hello seventy, do you have anything to say? Sister Ruoye?"

The white-haired girl had her hands behind her back, and the joy on her face made her look a little more girlish, like a lively little devil, smiling and playing pranks on humans.

"Ahem, it's all right now, good evening Ruoye."

After all, I'm usually a housekeeper, so I'm still a little shy to be dragged to this kind of occasion suddenly, and my voice can't let go. To put it simply, Qi Shi's voice is a bit low.

"Hey, don't be so shy, I usually see you are very lively when you breastfeed me in the group?"

Xu Lin waved his hand, as if he and his brother were in good company.

By the way, she is now using a female voice, and the soft and waxy look is paired with a handsome model and the current pair of brothers. There is a special contrast and cuteness.

Like the tomboy who didn't care to fight with you when you were ignorant at first, like the beautiful and mature big sister in youth.

Well, they are really similar, because these two people are just like Xu Lin now, they don't regard the boy in front of them as a candidate for love.

"So this is revenge, right... In short, congratulations to Ruo Ye for completing the 3D transformation, the model is very beautiful."

"Thank you~, so what kind of strange documents do you want to read at Seventy? I have prepared a lot here, and we have a lot of time. The big deal is that I will go all out today and work overtime. Let's take it easy?"

Xu Lin couldn't help but smirk as he spoke, and the crisp and sweet voice gradually made people startling.

After being a girl for so long, she has figured out how to get fans. After a while, Ruoye will probably add a business model.

"Don't, don't, it's fine for you to work overtime, but I might blow myself up on the spot."

Seventy hastily refused, and his voice was a little bit explosive.

Mom!Continuous reading of strange documents?Who will die of shame first in a fight with Luo Ye?What kind of hell is Nat Meow!

"That strange document?"