That's right, in the outdoor live broadcast of Xu Lin and Youyue, there was only one fan-painted picture of the two of them on the entire screen.
"Ahem, good afternoon, everyone. This is the live broadcast room for two people outdoors talking about comic dialogue, gourmet food, virtual handsome men and beautiful women. I am your anchor, Ruoye."
Xu Lin seemed to be in high spirits, and the first time he opened his mouth, there was a long paragraph of strange words.
[Could the anchor let me see your face, please! 】
【This long string of prefix www】
[What the hell! 】
"What the hell is your long list of modifiers?"
The eldest lady didn't hold back from complaining, but Xu Lin was serious and serious.
"Hey, miss, look, is the live broadcast of the two of us two people?"
"Ah, yes."
"Then are we live broadcasting outdoors now?"
"Yup?"
"Then tell me again, as a liver of the xp club, are we virtual people?"
"Hey, wait a minute, you are from the xp company, but this lady is from the esc company!"
"All right, all right, these are small details."
"The name of Shente Meow Club is a small detail, forget it, you continue to talk."
"Then what do you say is on our table?"
"Dessert food."
"Finally, aren't we handsome and beautiful?"
"Of course Miss Ben is, but you..."
The eldest lady took a large amount of Xu Lin's white hair, red pupils, cute and delicate face, and said in a particularly troubled manner.
"Just barely."
"That's right, isn't this a virtual live broadcast room for two people talking about cross talk, gourmet food, handsome guys and beautiful women outdoors!"
Xu Lin clapped his hands, with an expression of why are you so stupid.
"and many more!"
The eldest lady stretched out her hand abruptly, interrupting Xu Lin's words.
"Then where is the cross talk?"
"Aren't we talking right now!"
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Chapter 42 Chapter 42 Outdoor Live
"Who the hell is talking about cross talk with you!"
The eldest lady patted Xu Lin's head and said angrily.
【Ha ha ha ha cross talk group is okay】
[@小希小桃!Come out, someone is robbing you of business! 】
"No, no, no need, audiences, the two of us are just amateurs, how can we compare with domestic virtual idol cross talk circles."
Xu Lin didn't pay attention to the eldest lady's white eyes, and instead complained to the barrage.
"He is the best at talking cross talk among the virtual idols. The one who talks about cross talk is the best in Anime Zatan. The CPU runs the fastest in Anime Zatan. But the birth of children is a bit slow. It has been more than a year since the granddaughter was born. .”
Xu Lin is also an old audience of a sand sculpture crosstalk group, so he naturally understands the two people's mouths and slots, and immediately reached a consensus with the barrage.
[Grass www Wakaba is old dd]
"Eh? What are you talking about?"
The eldest lady didn't know much about it, so she didn't react for a while and asked.
"Ah, I saw that Xiaoxi and Xiaotao were mentioned in the barrage just now, so I expressed my admiration to the senior. After all, he is our senior, so a compliment is appropriate."
"Oh~~ Those two seniors! Hahaha, haha! I know, I know!"
The eldest lady laughed twice, her tone was full of embarrassment.
"Hey *罒▽罒*"
Xu Lin regained his spirit in an instant.
"Miss, you don't know, don't you know them? No, these two are one of the teaching materials for our employment practice. Don't tell me you really don't know?"
"I...I this..."
"I'm not, didn't you hear something at the time! Make it up when you go back, make it up when you go back!"
"I see, you don't have to go back and make up, I'm right here, how about telling you?"
"Wait..."
The eldest lady interrupted Xu Lin, who was excitedly preparing for Amway, and complained with empty eyes.
"Give me back your cross talk accent first! It's a good outdoor live broadcast, how did you become a cross talk show?"
[Hahahahaha, Ruoye is an old comedian]
【Missy's accent is misleading hahahaha】
"Cough cough!"
Xu Lin cleared his throat in embarrassment, adjusted his business voice, and started again.
"I mean, the two seniors, Xiaoxi and Xiaotao, are a very interesting pair of domestic virtual idols, and they are also a rare video trend, which is worth learning from."
"Oh? So you're okay holding your phone and watching their sand sculpture cross talk and scratching the sofa with laughter?"
The eldest lady just ignored her, directly exposing this guy's ugly face!
"How do you know it!"
Xu Lin was a little anxious.
After all, the current situation of the two of them has not been disclosed. If the eldest lady said so, isn't this self-destructing?But she is experienced in live broadcasting, so she quickly pretended to be shocked and asked back.
"The boss told me?"
"Then, how can you not laugh while watching cross talk? If you don't laugh, is that still called listening to cross talk?"
"Okay, okay, hurry up, if you need Amway, hurry up!"
The eldest lady didn't bother to talk to this guy, and knew that she had made a mistake just now, so she just let Xu Lin continue.
"Come on, miss, listen up~"
"Speaking of Xiaoxi and Xiaotao, let's not boast about anything else, let's praise the mature [-]D technology and brain power first!"
"wait!"
As soon as Xu Lin's tone was wrong, the eldest lady couldn't help interrupting her again.
"What's wrong?"
"Why does your tune sound so familiar to me?"
"Hi~! This is not~"
"Ok?"
"The classic joke in cross talk is that the dog ignores the steamed stuffed bun!"
"Grass! The co-author is still cross talk, hey!"
The eldest lady couldn't help but swear.
How could this mean that Xu Lin had dragged her in again?
【Hahahahahaha】
【No, isn’t this really a script? Missy, you are too cooperative hahahahaha】
[These two people never listen to cross talk, xswl]
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble."
Xu Lin's cross talk is enough, and the opening is almost done, so I'm ready to switch to the chat.
"Who keeps making trouble, hey!"
The eldest lady gave her a dissatisfied look. It was a good outdoor chat, but if she made it like this, everything changed!
"It's not that Missy, you are so good at praising me, I couldn't hold back for a while..."
"I blame Miss Ben for co-authoring!?"
Youyue put her hips on her hips and glared, Xiaofen clenched her fists tightly, Xu Linzai continued to say strange things and she was about to hit her!
"No, no, miss, you can sink fish and wild geese, close the moon and be ashamed of flowers, you can fly up to the sky and embrace the moon, and you can catch turtles all over the world, and you can enter the hall to fight the five armies and retreat..."
As Xu Lin spoke, he felt something was wrong, and his voice gradually became smaller.
"You dare to mock me for not being able to cook!?"
The eldest lady slammed the table down and said angrily.
"No way! I mean you are beautiful! Have you heard of your beauty?"
"Oh, you said I'm long enough to eat, right?"
"Miss."
Xu Lin was so tired that he slumped down on the table, his tone suddenly became depressed.
"Ok?"
"If you want to beat me up, just say so, there's no need to beat me around the bush..."
"Oh! Then I'm welcome!"
"Yamero! Are you really fighting!?"
【Hahahahahaha】
【Killing me! 】
[Audience, are these two really not together?Why do I feel wrong! 】
"Cough cough!"
After a crackling noise, Xu Lin coughed twice to maintain his dignity.
"Then the next thing is the topic of today's live broadcast. In fact, we haven't prepared anything. It's just that the time for the movie to start is too long, so we want to start the broadcast and chat with everyone."
"Well, yes, the idea of outdoor live streaming was proposed by Luo Ye, and it has nothing to do with Miss Ben!"
This time it was Xiaoyue who made trouble.
"Miss, what about our contemporaneous friendship?"
Xu Lin asked in surprise.
But Missy was more surprised than her!
"Then shouldn't you feed the dog from the beginning!?"
"Ah this..."
"That's fine."
"That's all right!?"
"Then what else can I do~"
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