"Okay, okay, next one, Lord Ye! Come up to my old lady!"
Xueyue slowed down for a while, calmed down her breathing, and returned to the computer to host the show, but this time she didn't have such a good attitude, she almost shouted and called Ye Jun onto the stage.
"Yes, yes, I have already taken the initiative to come here. Tell me, what's the problem? I'm not full of lies like a certain woman. I always tell one thing and one thing."
Ye Jun walked to the lie detector very calmly and turned on the microphone, not forgetting to mock Xueyue.
"One thing to say, indeed."
It stands to reason that among the people present, Sal is the one who is most qualified to comment on Ye Jun, but for some reason, when this kid speaks in this kind of program, it makes people feel sinister, which is very strange. It is not clear whether he is agreeing with Lord Ye or really agreeing with Yin Yang Ge.
"Ye Jun, wait for me!"
Xueyue's tone of voice was that of gnashing her teeth, as if she wished she could pounce on him and bite him right now.
"Hey, wait, the host can't be emotional, Xueyue, calm down a little bit."
Xu Lin interjected, trying to bring the style of the live broadcast back to normal.
"Yes, Senior is right. I am a fair and open host, and I will not bring my personal emotions into my work."
"Pfft! Fair and open, why don't you be honest with us? Isn't this a bit more transparent."
However, Yuanchu opened her mouth to tell dirty jokes, and immediately received a warning from the operating hamster.
"Then, Ye Jun, please listen to the questions."
Xueyue ignored Yuanchu, just took a deep look at her, and continued to host.
"May I ask if Ye Jun has any hobbies in private? For example, basketball, or online entertainment is also fine."
"Ah, this, I don't usually like to go out. I played basketball in high school. It's a long time ago. When I go online, I usually watch the live broadcasts of my seniors or other vups. experience."
Ye Jun's voice was very flat, because he didn't think it was something that he couldn't tell the audience, but he didn't say too much, after all, he had to pay attention to the character design.
"Deng deng deng"
Ye Jun, who was not nervous at all, naturally passed it smoothly, but even so, the great onmyoji of our ESC club still found a point to attack his good brother.
"Let me translate it for everyone. What Ye Jun means is that he is actually a DD who often lurks in other women's live broadcast rooms."
【Grass! 】
[At first I thought Ye Jun was serious, but Thrall said so. . . 】
[Hahahahaha beautified the image for a long time, but was backstabbed by a good brother]
【"brother"】
"Sar, aren't you afraid of being beaten like this?"
Xu Lin looked at Sal with some surprise, after all, there is nothing wrong with the live broadcast now, but he will sleep in the same room with Ye Jun at night. . .
To tell the truth so nonsense, won't my butt hurt when I wake up tomorrow morning?
Chapter 67 Chapter 67 Xueyue: I am too difficult.
"it does not matter."
Thrall waved his hand, as if he wasn't worried about Ye Jun's revenge at all.
"Oh? Sal, do you have any secrets to deal with Lord Ye?"
Xu Linlai became interested. She was always quite curious about the secrets of the members of the same agency, and sometimes she even desperately wanted to dig them out.
This is not because of her bad taste, but just a little preparation for a rainy day. After all, in such a "harmonious and friendly" family like ESC, it is still very necessary in order not to be cheated by colleagues in the linkage.
"It's not a secret, it's mainly because you, senior, know that Ye Jun and I are children, so I know his parents."
"And my grades were always a little bit better than his when I was young..."
"Okay, I understand."
The standard template for other people’s children, it’s normal for Sal to be cute and easy to learn, and the elders like it. Usually, the two of them are found out by their parents when they are arguing with each other. It is self-evident who Jun's parents will speak for.
It seems that Ye Jun's family status at home seems a bit low. . .
Xu Lin silently sighed in his heart, and locked the phone screen.
Yes, the two are actually chatting on their mobile phones. After all, the microphones in front of them are still on, so it's not easy to discuss such things. As for linkage.
Such a large-scale linkage will make it very noisy if everyone talks together, and timely silence is still necessary.
After touching the fish for a while, now it's time for Lin Mu to answer questions. This girl's low presence aura is still ineffective on the Internet, and she is also known as the only little idol in ESC because of her business personality.
So the audience at this meeting is quite active, and everyone is looking forward to the operation.
"Hey, the question of operation is a bit tricky, is it really okay?"
Xue Yue glanced at the screen and asked in surprise.
However, the operation only gave her an OK gesture and held up a writing board by the way.
"Huh? The welfare issue is over, and now it's time to get into serious mode?"
"Where are you from, Saitama-sensei? Operation-san, okay, okay, I get it, let's continue!"
"Lin Mujiang mentioned many times before that her sense of existence is inexplicably low in reality, right? So what is the most embarrassing thing that happened in your life because of your low sense of presence?"
"Operator Sang, you are exposing my scars! I quit!"
Lin Mu waved her small fists and protested with red cheeks. Her voice was very cute, which was different from her usual girly voice, which was very cute in the live broadcast.
"No, no, no, your question is better than mine, right? Lin Mu, just say it!"
Xue Yue quickly grabbed her and comforted her.
But in fact, this is just the effect of the show. The straight-line distance between the two is at least three meters. If Lin Mu really quits, she won't have time.
"Okay, let's give Xue Yuejiang some face this time."
"In my whole life, many embarrassing things have happened because of my low sense of existence, but the most embarrassing one is probably the one in junior high school. Simply put, one day after school, I planned to finish my homework at school. When I went back, the two students who were in charge of wiping the blackboard suddenly hugged each other and had a kiss, their hands were all in the pants of the school uniform, and they didn't notice that I was still in the classroom."
Lin Mu himself is not a very clear person, so this revelation directly played a big role.
"The problem is that those are two boys!"
"Drip drip!"
Although Lin Mu was very emotional, as if she had returned to that time in the past, Mr. Lie Detector was very satisfied and let her pass directly.
"So you opened the door to a new world?"
Xue Yue asked curiously.
"No, those two looks are so low that I can't accept the basics for a long time."
"Grass." *n
Lin Mu's tone was so bland that everyone's complaints became flat, but sand sculpture netizens never let people down. They directly complained about Lin Mu's speech from the beginning to the end.
[16-year-old half-life grass www]
[Didn't you say that you are a scumbag and always copy your homework? 】
【Wiping the blackboard is too real】
["Basic" learned new terms! 】
"Eh? Where's everyone's rant?"
Xueyue was stunned, why did my old lady complain so badly after she said it before, and no one talked to Lin Mu here!You are discriminating against people!
"What are you complaining about?"
Xu Lin looked at Xueyue and sighed.
"Xue Bao is probably out of balance, but the story Lin Mujiang told really has nothing to complain about, only this."
"I will definitely continue to learn from Xueyue in terms of growing grass. After all, I am a gold medal host who can't lie!"
Sal and Lin Mu teamed up with Yin and Yang, and Xueyue was so angry that she almost couldn't come up and slap her.
Well what does that mean!These two people!
"Huh~huh! Then the next one, Tobihina, it's your turn."
Xue Yue took two long breaths, and secretly decided in her heart that she would never accept the job of the host again!Hosting a show for these bastard colleagues can shorten her life by three years!
"Oh! It's finally my time! Hurry up! What's the problem? GKD, Xueyue!"
Yuanchu cheered, got up and rushed to the lie detector, she wanted to play this thing for a long time!
"Then, about the kite chick."
"No! Operation Sang! What else is there to ask about this question! Isn't it a well-known fact that this guy is a live broadcast at home!? Give me some underworld questions! GKD!"
After all, Xueyue and Yuanchu are good girlfriends who can sleep on a bed surrounded by pink things, and they are not soft at all when they complain.
"Ask kite chicks in the underworld? Xueyue, if you don't want to host, just say so. This is the official live broadcast room. Everyone will be scolded if it is banned."
Sister Yan couldn't stand it anymore. After all, she had brought these two children before, and she knew their virtues very well. If they really wanted them to play recklessly, tonight would not be a warning.
"Ah, sorry, I was a little excited."
Xueyue also realized that this was a serious live broadcast and not the usual small live broadcast room where the two of them broke the news casually, and her tone calmed down instantly.
"Then just fast-forward to the second question. Okay, Yuanchu, you usually dance with a belt during the live broadcast..."
"What the hell kind of question is this! Operation Sang, aren't you letting yourself go too much, hey!"
Xueyue slammed on the brakes halfway through reading, narrowly trying to save the live broadcast room, but Yuanchu instantly got what Xueyue meant, and said with red cheeks.
"Then... I won't bring that kind of thing!"
"Huh!? That day before I got on the high-speed rail, I went to Pancilisai..."
Before Xue Yue finished speaking, the lie detector gave her another backstab.
"Dengdeng~deng~"
Kita chick passed safely without any surprise.
"That's weird!"
Xueyue dropped her earphones.
Chapter 68 Chapter 68 Sal's Business Theory
Xueyue still retains the last shred of reason.
Well, she turned off her own microphone before dropping the earphones, so as to avoid the tragedy of the audience replacing eardrums on a large scale.
But she really can't stand this lie detector.
"What is it! Is this lie detector aimed at me! How can this guy, Tobihina, pass through the obvious lies!"
Xueyue yelled, rushed to Yuanchu, grabbed her shoulders with both hands and shook her vigorously.
"One thing to say, I think Miss Yuanchu..."
"Shut up, Sal!"
"Oh..."
Knowing that Thrall, the black-bellied gentleman who painstakingly practiced yin and yang arts, had nothing good to say, Xueyue interrupted him the moment he opened his mouth.
"I think it should be because Xueyue is too nervous. The principle of this lie detector should be to monitor the heartbeat and humidity to judge the degree of tension."
It was Sister Yan who stood up and gave Xue Yue a reasonable explanation so that her character would not collapse too hard.
Well, that's right, Li Huiyan seems to be saying good things for Xueyue, but in essence, he is just reminding the audience that lie detectors are the same as Google Translate, so let's see if the whole job is okay, just count on the accuracy Bar.
"I really haven't used that kind of thing on stream."
The dizzy kite chick explained weakly.
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