"Wake up, even your girlfriend doesn't have any grandchildren."
Xu Lin casually complained about the barrage, and pierced their hearts with a knife.
"Okay, next one, 【Brother Ruoye, can you call me Dad?"
"Good guy, you asked me to call you brother last time, and this time you will become father directly. You have grown up so fast in this generation?"
Chapter 125 Chapter 10 I like you, so I know what you don't know about yourself
[Good guy, wtm direct good guy]
【Seniority live stream stone hammer】
"You guys are getting more and more proficient at this job, and I don't know how to complain for a while."
The white-haired girl in front of the screen has black lines all over her forehead, and she still calls her daddy, but she doesn't want to mess with daddy!
"Okay, okay, next [Ruoye Ruoye, can you fall in love with the eldest lady?]"
"???"
Xu Lin directly hit three question marks with his backhand.
[gkd! 】
[Ah this. . .Are the audience really doing the whole thing automatically? 】
"I can't speak Japanese, and I can't read it with my mouth."
Xu Lin refused directly.
Although she said in the live broadcast room that she was a college student, she never revealed which university or department she was from, and she also said that she was a Roman tone warrior when she sang Japanese songs. Under the explanation, they really believed it.
[Chinese is also available! 】
[gkdgkd! 】
"It doesn't exist. Well, I read it today and lie down tomorrow. After seven days, I can find a professional team to carry the coffin for me,"
[Direct burial grass]
【professional team】
【Seven days, the first seven hahahaha】
"He is a professional coffin bearer, and you are professional diggers. This whole process is clearly arranged for the anchor. Can you have a conscience, brothers?"
【conscience?nonexistent! 】
"Come on, I'll continue reading the review."
Although Xu Lin said it as if she had a lot of resentment, in fact, there was a smile on the corner of her mouth in front of the screen.She likes the feeling of communicating with the audience in this way, which makes her very happy. Maybe the desire to communicate is satisfied?
"【Brother Ruoye, can you call me grandpa?"
"Huh? I thought that your seniority upgrade would be the next time you read the comments, but it only came in a few minutes? Brothers, this is not good, it's weird."
【Grass! 】
【Damn it, #兰如叶 fans are father and son to each other】
【it is good!Fast forward to calling ancestors! 】
"Wait a minute, what is this answer!"
The white-haired girl ignored the audience's barrage and continued to scroll through the comments, but a long list of ancient Chinese texts suddenly popped out into her eyes.
"The History of Shi Shi's Lion Eating? I just read a comment, why did this thing come out?"
Xu Lin yelled.
【Hahahahahaha】
The audience laughed.
Xu Lin pulled out three question marks from the document, and arranged them neatly on Li Hui's head, like a string of stars.
"Audience, get out of bed now, go to the window, and draw the curtains."
"Have you seen the sky filled with stars? This is the storm of question marks I'm sending you!"
【Grass hahahahahaha】
[But I don’t have any stars here? 】
"Can't see it? Use your brain to make up! As big as your heart is, the starry sky will be as big. Shh~ close your eyes and shake your head, did you hear the sound of the sea?"
[That's the water in my head, right? 】
"No, if you really want to hear it, please first check to see if you forgot to turn off the faucet."
Xu Lin sighed.
Do you really think she will use such an old routine?Do not make jokes!I, Xu Lin, have never asked anyone for weird things in my life!
"Okay, okay, the next one, I won't read this one, if you want to hear it, go back and ask Google Girl to read it to you."
. . . . . .
Reading the comments and complaining to the audience, the time passed quickly.
And after all, it was a fan-oriented live broadcast, so many memes after she became a vup were turned up and played. This can be regarded as a memory between her and the audience.
Because there are too many messy comments, it is impossible to finish reading a live broadcast, and Xu Lin's throat is getting dry and sore after speaking so intensively, so I am going to download it.
"Okay, okay, I've been reading the comments for three hours, and it's almost time to get off work."
[touched]
【Brother Ruoye, pay attention to your throat】
"I'll find time to read the rest next time. If I have a chance, I'll refine it first. It's too much to read all of it."
Flipping up and down, there are probably more than 2000 comments under this post, and Xu Lin worked overtime for an hour today to read [-] comments.If you want to read it all, considering that there will be comments from the audience later, then it is estimated that you will have to go for at least a week.
"Then, let's call it a day. I'm going to eat fried rice with eggs after get off work, and have a late-night snack. The audience should go to bed early, bye!"
Xu Lin ended the streaming.
【888888】
【Bye-Bye! 】
【Good night】
Xu Lin was really hungry. The live broadcast started at nine o'clock in the evening, and it was twelve o'clock now. She had dinner with the eldest lady at six o'clock in the afternoon. It's no wonder she wasn't hungry now.
Pushing open the bedroom door, she saw that the eldest lady was still sitting on the sofa playing with her mobile phone, so she asked curiously.
"Miss, are you still asleep?"
"A little hungry..."
The eldest lady's eyes lit up when she saw Xu Lin coming out, she didn't care about the game, she threw the phone aside, rubbed her stomach and said pitifully.
She actually sat here an hour ago, but she didn't expect Xu Lin to work overtime, so she just waited on the sofa.
In fact, it's not that the eldest lady can't do it by herself, but she always thought that Xu Lin might download it in a while, so she didn't bother to move until now.
"Okay, then I'll make some fried rice, how many eggs do you want?"
Xu Lin smiled softly, and said softly and lovingly.
During this period of time, because the live broadcast time of the two was getting later and later, they were often hungry when the broadcast was down, so a supper session was added.
It's still early today, usually the eldest lady is the one who will download the broadcast later, usually around one o'clock in the morning. .
"two!"
Xu Youyue smiled innocently, and stretched out two fingers.
"Ham or something?"
Xu Lin turned around and walked into the kitchen, tied an apron on himself, and asked from a distance.
"Just a little bit!"
Xu Youyue shouted on the spot without moving.
Appropriate amount is probably the most distressing part of all Chinese food recipes, but it is also the wisdom of Chinese food to adapt to individual conditions. Although it is very unfriendly to newcomers who have just started cooking, one spoonful of salt is also appropriate, and two spoonfuls are also appropriate. How much do I put in?
But for experienced drivers, it is very simple. Put the amount you like for yourself, and put the amount she likes for others.
As for the amount that the eldest miss likes, Xu Lin has long been familiar with it during the two months of getting along.
A little bit = a billion bit
Although the eldest lady does not eat much, she is a carnivore, and she is not conscious.
At first, Xu Lin thought that she liked to eat vegetables, so she didn't put too much meat.But then I cooked a few meals for the eldest lady, and every time I clearly felt that I didn't eat two pieces of meat, I found that all the meat was missing.
Think about it again when they first met, the eldest lady was treated to steak.
All right, she gets it.
Chapter 126 Chapter 11 I like you, I just want to stay by your side and never be apart
After eating, the two of them didn't go to bed directly, which would be bad for the stomach, so the two of them sat on the sofa and played with their mobile phones.
The world was silent in the middle of the night, only the soft breathing of the two of them, the eldest lady leaned on the sofa, leaning her body slightly, slowly moving down bit by bit.
It seems to be probing, but also like hesitating.
"Xu Lin, Xu Lin, look at this, I'm dying of laughter."
Suddenly, the eldest lady should have stumbled upon some funny Weibo, and shouted happily.
"Huh? Miss, please forward it to me."
Xu Lin raised his head slightly, his crimson eyes softened a little under the dim warm light, with a smile on his face.
"Well! Look, look, look!"
It was a Weibo link. Xu Lin clicked on it and saw a series of sand sculpture animations of cats and cats.
They are all orange cats. One of them is a cat trying to jump on a cat climbing frame. I don’t know the distance. The floor is too slippery and I didn’t grasp it. down.
The orange cat looked back at the camera in confusion, its eyes were very humane, as if to say, "Poop shoveler, you are still laughing! Don't you know come here and rub my head!?"
That set of animations are basically of this type, which is very interesting.
Especially those who have cats at home will think of their own little pets when they look at it.
"Hahahaha, this orange cat is so fat."
Xu Lin chuckled twice and said.
"I don't know if Nike will grow so fat, is it going to help her lose weight?"
Xu Youyue looked at the puppet sleeping on her lap, feeling a little worried.
"Before I knew I was going to lose weight, you opened canned cat food for them when I gave them a limited amount of cat food? You touch Nike's belly, it's bulging every day."
Xu Lin cast an angry look at the eldest lady, and complained.
"But I see Nike meowing hungry at my feet, I can't bear it so poorly!"
Xu Youyue first listened to Xu Lin's words and touched the cat's belly, it was really swollen, and then acted coquettishly a little shyly.
"Ugh..."
Xu Lin sighed and didn't continue talking.
If you are fatter, you can be fatter. Cats are different from people, even if they are fatter, they are still cute.
"Humph!"
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