I just want to be in love quickly and cheaply

I just want to be in love as fast as possible and save money Author: Car Loading Apprentice

This is an inspirational light comedy about pure youth daily campus love

Love is a science, pay attention to four words: as fast as possible.

The so-called more means more love objects.

Fast, that is, the negotiation should be completed quickly.

Well, naturally the quality of love should be high.

Save, of course, my own peace of mind.

Mastering these four tricks can... save the world?

Become a scumbag Neptune and die to save the world, or do nothing to destroy the world.

This is probably a setting that romance novels will not easily adopt

But isn't there a way to save the world with love without being a scumbag?

"A person's life should be spent in such a way that when he looks back on the past, he will not regret for wasting his years, nor be ashamed for being inactive, so that when he is dying, he can say..."

What can you say, host?

"I have dedicated my whole life and energy to the most magnificent cause in the world"

The old book "How to Raise a Passerby Male Protagonist" is a 400w word complete version (it is being sealed, I don't know when it will be reviewed and released)

"Wonderful waaagh seed, starting from deformation" 180w word complete version

1. I have fully understood

Kato Jue checked his belongings, holy scriptures, chainsaw swords, bolt guns, sorry, I took them wrong, and this is no longer available.

Textbooks, workbooks, some extracurricular reading, lunch, emergency kit, water bottle.

now it's right.

Then, he left the rental house where he currently lives.

Kato Jue, both parents died, no sister and no house, it can be said that it is not a standard start for the protagonist who travels to Tokyo. It is as ordinary as the ordinary nitrogen in ordinary potato chips of ordinary brands. Ordinary can no longer be ordinary. .

Fortunately, as the generation who passed the test that year, it is not a big problem to change the place to take the test again. Although the historical score is a bit bad, he still got admitted to a good local school

Today is the first day of school.

At the beginning of April in Tokyo, the weather was still warm, and the cherry blossoms bloomed like programmers' hair, and the wind blows like the wind, everywhere.

Kato Jue arrived at the tram station on time. The calculated time was just right, and the tram arrived in 3 minutes, and this time also avoided the peak hours, and there was no need for an enthusiastic boarding staff to help you squeeze yourself into it. car.

3 minutes, 180 seconds, one-fifth of a quarter. If you look down at your phone at this time, you may have passed before watching a video.

"boom!"

However, 3 minutes is enough for an accident to happen.

After a muffled sound, the crowd dispersed first, then gathered again, and finally discussed noisier than usual.

"Did the number of suicides increase recently?"

"Who knows, the third one?"

"It's really ruthless, this society."

Japan has a complete set of procedures for dealing with the aftermath of people who like to commit suicide by lying on the train station. Delayed passengers can get a certificate so that they will not be punished for being late. Mr. Kato is familiar with this, and he is familiar with such things as suicide by jumping on the track. In Japan, it is as common as the baldness of social animals in black-hearted enterprises. Generally speaking, it is just a topic for onlookers to complain and occupy them for a few minutes.

That is to say, the number of recent incidents seems to be more intensive, so people's discussions have only increased a little.

Although he said that he could get a certificate to avoid punishment, Mr. Kato didn't want to be late today.

Being late on the first day of school can leave a bad reputation with the class.

Regardless of whether it is a good reputation or a bad reputation, Kato Jue doesn't want it, he just wants to spend the entire high school life in obscurity, and then...

In short, in the school he attended, being famous is definitely not a good thing, especially for his current situation.

It took about half an hour for the tram to resume operation. Fortunately, Kato Jue reserved about half an hour for himself before going out. As long as he walked a little faster on the road, there would be no problem.

There are still 10 minutes left, as long as you trot all the way, you can still arrive at school on time.

Because I stepped on the spot in advance, there are a few shortcuts to take, the problem is not big, and the advantage lies in me.

After confirming the time and distance, Kato Jue was slightly relieved.

However, when he raised his head again, the relief turned into a sigh.

"No...it's a time like this."

What appeared in front of his eyes was a translucent blue light door, like some high-tech creation, the scenery he saw through the door was quite different from what he usually saw.

At this time, a short girl with white hair and red eyes appeared beside the gate at some unknown time.

"System, isn't the mission over?"

"Yes, host, but things have changed again, so you can only use plan B this time."

"Is plan A not working? I'm short on time."

"Negative, after calculation, plan A cannot cure the problem, and after calculation, the result is that plan B must be adopted."

"Wait, let me stroke it."

Mr. Kato sighed again, other people's systems are all about giving benefits and abilities, and his own system only finds coolies.

And the coolie is himself.

As a time traveler, Mr. Kato finally received his golden finger, a system, about three years ago. After going to the hospital for an examination in the Department of Brain, Neurology and Psychology and taking a bunch of CT films, he finally admitted it. It wasn't that he had a sudden illness, but that it really existed in his consciousness, something that only he could see.

Then the system sent him to save the world.

Kato Jue:?

I'm just an ordinary junior high school student with no skills, why... You asked me to save the world with my head?

System: I know that you may be reluctant to act, but what if I am like this?

Then, the system turned into this kind of white long hair and red eyes, which made Mr. Kato, who was a native of the country before time travel, completely... ahem, he needs to work hard to strengthen his beliefs before he can refuse.

"How to save the world, let's talk about it."

What the system is talking about is a very old-fashioned, well-used story about the overlap of the inner world and the real world leading to destruction.

This evil white-haired system provided Kato Sakuya, a junior high school student at the time, with two options.

Plan A, go deep into the inner world and smash each node, so as to destroy the overlap of the world.

At that time, Mr. Kato chose Plan A without hesitation.

He succeeded, smashing all the ghosts and monsters along the way, and became an unknown world savior. After completing the mission, he retired, and the system fell silent.

Until today, this white hair suddenly popped out and told someone that you must implement plan B.

"Date a specific girl, make her shy, and then collect the energy of love to switch nodes? Let me tell you that Xu〇藤 and Tachibana〇Siga together can't make up such a nonsense plot."

Why did Mr. Kato not choose option B? The answer is here.

This method of saving the world is unreliable at first glance. It is obviously a setting that romance novelists would not easily adopt, and it is clearly a trap.

"After calculation, Option B is currently the best, trust the host, it can be done."

However, the system will only perfunctory him with simple repetition.

"So, how much is enough? Is one enough?"

If it's just a girl, Mr. Kato feels that he still has some hope. An ordinary man like him should, probably, maybe, or, maybe, almost, maybe can do it.

"..."

"two?"

The silence of the system gave someone a bad feeling.

In fact, if there are two, is there a possibility?As long as you don't boil water at home, you won't die.

"..."

"Three, three? This is too difficult, impossible, absolutely impossible."

In fact, one is quite a lot. Mr. Kato has never been in a relationship in two lifetimes, which is also an important reason why he chose A.

What's the use of B, if you can't do it, you can't do it, women will only affect my efficiency in killing monsters.

"..."

Today's system is exceptionally silent.

"Tell me, how much do you want?"

"Eight, start."

"How many?"

"Eight, start, ten, not many."

"It's better to ask Gao Ming for this kind of thing."

"System, binding, only the host, yes, definitely can, I, assistant."

"Even if you give a thumbs up, it's useless, let me think about it again."

As for the matter of falling in love, it belongs to the normal needs of normal human beings, and there is no problem in itself.

The problem is to talk about a few.

Kato feels that he does not have the ability of Neptune, even if he has the system empowerment, he feels that he cannot upgrade this function.

In human terms, even if the system uses support, I can handle one person enough, but if I have eight, I will be good if I don't die.

And it is conceivable that if you conquer a girl, the difficulty of the second one will obviously increase-it will obviously become more difficult in the future, after all, modern girls will definitely not accept sharing boyfriends, accepting physical meaning The equal score is about the same.

Mr. Kato has long seen through the insidiousness of this plan B. In the end, it is either social death or physical death. In short, it looks very beautiful, and the rose-colored youth is actually like HR telling you about our company principles It's the same pit that does not support overtime.

However, if the inner world and the real world overlap again, the result may not be much better than physical dismemberment.

In other words, Mr. Kato has no other choice this time.

Think about it carefully, the system will not issue mortal tasks, that is to say, there must be a way to complete them.

As a materialist—yes, he still firmly believes in materialism after experiencing things like rebirth and crossing the world in the system, etc., Mr. Kato decided to calm down and think carefully.

The layout, the layout should be bigger.

"Love energy, love energy, by the way, the system, ask me something.

"I said, this love energy can be collected when the target falls in love, right?"

"Yes, but, the relationship is not enough, and the energy cannot be collected."

"Okay, I totally understand."

"Understood, what?"

"Let those girls fall in love with each other, can they harvest double energy at once?"

As soon as Kato Jue clapped his hands, he felt that he had found a grip, that he could accurately cut into the pain point and was ready to exert his strength. There is no need to talk about things like love in person!

"However, the relationship..."

"It's simple."

A certain person clapped his hands again, feeling that he had completed the closed loop and fully understood the task.

"It's okay for me to be a male girlfriend."

2. My strategy can win three times

Boyfriend is a peculiar position.