Tsk tsk, do you want to interrupt?
Saints do things, do you still need to teach them?
Soon, amidst the bickering and farting among the crowd, in the video I saw, the real Taiyi rode a pig and slowly flew towards Chentangguan...
Immediately, as soon as the screen turned, I saw a young couple walking...
That woman already has a big belly, holding an apple in her hand, eating while walking. 0
The man was guarding beside him, looking cautious, for fear that something might happen to Madam!
Needless to say, this is Li Jing and Mrs. Yin!
Just saw, the two walked to the front of the temple, the entrance was so high that normal people would pass through it, but for pregnant women...
Li Jing was going to help, but didn't want to, Madam Yin pushed him away: "No need!"
Immediately, with his hands on his belly, he jumped in!
Proud!
This is simply a hero among women, similar to Mrs. Yin in the world of Fengshen Bang who was pregnant and went to battle to kill the enemy!
When the two entered the temple, Li Jing knelt on the futon and bowed to Nuwa Empress!
"Ma'am, come and say goodbye too!" Li Jing said.
"Crack!"
Mrs. Yin took another bite of the apple, curled her lips and said, "Bye bye, bye bye, it's been three years, and it won't come out again, I smashed this ruined temple!"
As she said that, Madam Yin threw the apple in her hand forward!
"boom!"
However, in the next second, the roof of the temple collapsed, and immediately after that, two pigs fell from the roof.
Li Jing and Mrs. Yin were startled, Li Jing hurriedly protected his wife behind him, frowning at the two pigs.
Needless to say, the other pig that was pressed down by the pig was the fat real Taiyi.
Looking at the two people in front of him, Taiyi was startled, and quickly broke free, smelling of alcohol, and made a respectable bow, and said: "I am Taiyi of the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain.
"Bang!" From above, a rock fell down, forcibly knocking Daoist Taiyi over...
At this moment, countless Taiyi from all over the world glared at the video. They thought that it was okay if this Taiyi had a bad image, but they never expected that this real Taiyi is simply ashamed, and there is no normal way of doing things!Can't help but curse one by one angrily!
Fengshen Yanyi Taiyi real person: "You have lost the face of the twelve golden immortals! What kind of Taiyi real person are you? You should be afraid of keeping grandchildren!"
Nezha Legend Taiyi real person: "Oh, the fame of the poor I have been ruined!"
One hundred thousand cold jokes Taiyi real person: "Oh, not bad... a hammer, you give me back my handsome face, you fat man!"
In front of the Baolian Lantern, the real Taiyi said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, you have ruined the reputation of the Golden Immortal for explaining morality, alas!"
Real person Taiyi of the King's Continent: "I thought I was enough to hold back, but unexpectedly, there is someone who is even more slow than me, hum, shame, shame!"
It's a pity that in 1.4, all these Taiyi real people can do is just watch, there is no way, this is another world after all, if the world is not connected, then you can't see the barrage at all, so they can only watch helplessly, Watch the real Taiyi in the video doing evil and evil!
This face must be lost...
Ugh……
However, obviously, they were thinking too much...
Because, the more embarrassing thing is yet to come.
In the video, the people in Chentang Pass almost all know that the child Li Jing and his wife are going to have is the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, one by one, either matchmaking or a combination, and some playing music!
And in the separated place, Master Taiyi is counting the time...
it's almost time...
"Hehehe, Immortal Elder, I heard that you like to drink..." At this time, I saw the butler Li walking over with a jar of wine...
"Oh, let's see when!"
Master Taiyi frowned: "Where is the time to drink now?"
"Here's here for you..." Butler Li said with a smile, and put the jar of wine beside Daoist Taiyi.
"Not free, take it away!"
Master Taiyi waved his hand, but didn't want to, so Butler Li turned around and left, not listening to Master Taiyi at all.
Master Taiyi looked at the wine jar, frowned, and muttered: "I'm sick..."
then……
"Sniff..."
Smelling the aroma of wine coming from the wine jar, the cicada was hooked up again...
There was a struggle, and then...
"Damn it, just take a sip!"
Immediately, Master Taiyi didn't say a word, picked up the wine jar and started pouring it!
He agreed to take a sip, but he drank the jar of wine abruptly.
then……
"Plop!" Daoist Taiyi fell headlong, unconscious! .
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"Incompetent bungler!"
"Hey, Master Taiyi, what has this fat man made of Master Taiyi?"
"Oh my god, this real Taiyi is really, absolutely amazing! There is something wrong with this look!"
"That's right, there is obviously something wrong, and I still drink it. All I can say is, this Taiyi has no brains!"
"It's true that you have no brains, that's it? Return the Twelve Golden Immortals? Hehe, if Tianzun Yuanshi knows, he can't wait to strangle you to death!"
At this moment, countless people from all over the world looked at the real Taiyi in the video, and everyone was a little speechless.
Even the real people of Taiyi from different worlds felt that they had scolded hastily before, wasn't it too early?
This real Taiyi in the world of devil children really broke the lower limit, making people speechless.
Soon, everyone saw again, butler Li hurried forward, trying to take the iron lotus away.
It's a pity that Butler Li slammed his hand on the lotus and was spread out!
Yuanshi Tianzun cast a spell, only Taiyi can hold it, other people can't touch it at all, this protective measure is still good!
At this time, Mrs. Yin was still screaming. It was really uncomfortable that the child could not be born!
Li Jing was running around in a hurry at the door.
The midwife hurriedly came out and asked, "Lord Li, is the immortal still not casting spells?"
How could Li Jing know?Hurriedly went to find Taiyi Daoist.
"Xianchang, is it time yet?" Li Jing just pushed open the door curtain, and saw the butler Li hugging the sleepy Daoist Taiyi by the side of the tree.
"What's wrong?" Li Jing asked quickly.
"Xian Chang is drunk, I want to wake him up?" Li Butler said.
"Drunk?" Li Jing was stunned. At this critical moment, he was actually drunk?
But he didn't want to, so Butler Li said again: "Just pour out the wine!"
As he said that, he punched Taiyi directly in the stomach, but unfortunately, how could he move those small arms and legs?
When Li Jing saw it, he hurried forward, grabbed Steward Li's hand, and said, "How can this be done? It's out of etiquette, it's detrimental to gentleness, how can it be decent?"
"My lord, Madam can't stand it anymore!" At this time, the midwife opened the door curtain and spoke hastily.
When Li Jing heard this, is it okay?
Immediately, without further ado, he pushed Butler Li away and shouted, "Let me do it!"
"Boom boom boom 10!" In the next second, Li Jing raised his fists, like rain hitting plantains, and hit Daoist Taiyi's stomach.
The golden light was shining, and the mana was shaking, and it struck the real Taiyi fiercely.
Li Jing, who guards Chentang Pass, specializes in guarding monsters, so his strength is naturally extraordinary.
"Boom!" It was another fierce punch on Taiyi's stomach...
"Kacha..." The power was transmitted, and the tree that Taiyi was leaning against was abruptly broken in the middle.
"Ugh!" Taiyi stared sharply, and immediately spit out the drugged wine in his stomach, and then, still in a daze, wiped his mouth, rubbed his stomach, and muttered: "I seem to have done something just now." Had a nightmare!"
"Elder Immortal, let's open Baolian!" Li Jing saluted and said in a deep voice.
"Oh? Right, right..."
Taiyi came back to his senses, and quickly reacted: "This will be opened, this will be opened!"
As he said that, he walked up to the lotus, stretched out his hands, and a golden light appeared on the lotus, and circles of words appeared...
Those are eight trigram characters, which are Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kun, and Dui.
The outer layer is the heavenly stems and earthly branches.
The next layer is the direction of southeast, northwest and north!
This turned out to be a password disk.
This password is also ingenious, it is a combination of certain things to form a password.
See, Taiyi Daoist looked at the password array disk, for a while, he froze in place, neither entering the password nor doing anything
The picture freezes, but this is not a still picture!
After waiting for a while, Li Jing couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly asked, "You are here, what are you waiting for?"
"I, I can't remember the password!" Taiyi Daoist cried sadly.
This time, it really made the heavens and myriad worlds see what it means to have more than enough success and more than failure!
Before, it was really too early to scold, but now it is too late.
Don't think about it, there must be more tricky operations in the follow-up of this Taiyi, and there is no reliable time for this Taiyi
Sure enough, he finally knew why this real Taiyi was not one of the Twelve Golden Immortals.
With this kind of virtue, if he becomes the Twelve Golden Immortals, Kunlun Mountain will probably be sold.
"Oh, the alcohol is too strong, my head is dizzy..."
Master Taiyi patted his forehead with a frustrated face: "I remember..."
He turned the Dharma plate, compared the directions, and tried to enter the password...
Then, the password is wrong!
"Oh, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, there are four more chances!" Taiyi said with a smile
Then, I lost again, well, this time it was still wrong...
Lose again, make another mistake!
Lose again, make another mistake!
This has been done four times!
Master Taiyi frowned: "It doesn't make sense.
Li Jing quickly asked: "Prince Immortal, what will happen if you make mistakes four times?"
"Then Baolian will be locked directly, and it will be unlocked after ten years!" Taiyi Daoist said.
"My lord, madam has passed out!" At this time, the midwife yelled again.
Upon hearing this, Master Taiyi was anxious: "Then I'll try again..."
Li Jing hastily exclaimed: "Immortal Elder..."
On the high platform, Shen Gongbao also gritted his teeth and shouted: "Stop, fat man!"
However, in the next second, Daoist Taiyi's hand directly pressed on it...
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