Nezha is reborn in the world...
Li Yunxiang almost choked to death, and immediately looked at Nezha in the video with a strange expression.
Even, at this moment, behind Li Yunxiang, Nezha's primordial spirit body also emerged. The three-headed and six-armed Nezha embraced two hands, looking at Nezha in the video with indifferent eyes, and seemed a little dissatisfied.
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Nezha rubbed his wrist, looking at Nezha in this video, his expression was a little weird.
Nezha?
This is me?This is simply discrediting myself...
He saw Nezha in countless worlds of the heavens and ten thousand worlds. Although Nezha in the world of [-] sneer jokes was a bit weird and looked like a King Kong Barbie, that Nezha finally returned to normal. It is indeed a bit unacceptable to have a female body, but it is actually quite normal!
But what about Nezha in this world?
This is the weirdest Nezha that all Nezhas have ever seen.
Nezha didn't look like what Nezha should have. He had an evil look on his face. Looking at the furniture in the house, he was probably destroyed by Nezha.
This boy is not a good person!
Looking at this image, I feel terrible, there is no image of Nezha at all, and the word Nezha is simply useless.
In the heavens and myriad worlds, I am afraid that there will be no second existence like this Nezha, and I am terrified when I look at it.
At this moment, everyone in the heavens and the world silently looked at Nezha in the video.
They thought that in this world, the real Taiyi became a real Taiyi pig, Shen Gongbao stuttered, and the dragon clan was equivalent to being imprisoned under the sea, which was enough nonsense, but they never expected that Nezha in this world, Unexpectedly, unexpectedly...
How does this look like a Nezha?
This is simply a slander that can no longer be slandered, this Nezha, tsk tsk...
Immediately afterwards, next, in the video, Nezha and Mrs. Yin kicked the child...
"Madam, why don't you put on the armor!" At this time, a soldier stepped forward and whispered quickly.
Obviously, this person already knew about Nezha's cruelty...
However, Mrs. Yin had a look of disdain: "Are you kidding? Playing with your son and wearing armor? Kicking him will kill you?"
Just then...
"Mom, continue!" With a cry, Nezha turned over and kicked the blanket out instantly.
"Okay..." Mrs. Yin just agreed...
"Whoosh..."
"boom!"
In the next second, Mrs. Yin was blown away by Jianzi's strength, and smashed against the wall...
"Mom, are you okay?" Nezha looked worried...
"It's okay, it's okay, good kick!" Mrs. Yin pulled her hand out of the stone, and immediately looked at the two soldiers again, feeling a little guilty, and whispered:
At this moment, countless people from all over the world couldn't help laughing...
This Nezha is really born with supernatural power, and it is not much better than the Nezha in the world of [-] cold jokes!
The Nezha in the world of one hundred thousand cold jokes slaps his father on the wall, but the Nezha in this world slaps his mother on the wall...
Tsk, cruel, terrifying!
At this moment, countless people from all over the world watched with joy! .
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At this time, everyone watched Zhu Tian take pictures, and watched Nezha and Mrs. Yin kicking the blanket in the video.
But kicking and kicking, before playing for a long time, a soldier came to report, saying that he had discovered the monster again...
Immediately, Madam Yin retreated, Nezha was full of disappointment.
Everyone also saw that Nezha actually longed for love and attention.
From birth to now, his father has gone to the sky, and his mother wants to kill and suppress demons, so she has no time to accompany him at all.
The point is, he is still locked in the house and can't go anywhere, isn't that even more boring?
How could Nezha, who grew up in such an environment, do well?
Everyone sighs
"Children, after all, still need company."
"Indeed, how old is Nezha? Naturally, I feel uncomfortable."
"The monster clan is harassing the border, and Li Jing is not here, so the heavy responsibility naturally falls on Mrs. Yin."
"Oh, there's no way, after all, it's already like this, what else can I do?"
"So, it's still a matter of the world."
Countless people felt that in this world, monsters need to be cleaned up, and monsters need to be prevented from harassing the border. The world is different.
In different worlds, Li Jing is simply guarding one side, and may also have the problem of resisting the monster race, but these things actually have little impact.
It's just that in this world, it's more obvious.
Just when everyone felt sorry for themselves, they saw Nezha casually staying out...
Those two enchantment beasts are really like mascots, they are not good for guarding, and they don't have the slightest appearance that enchantment beasts should have.
Everyone wanted to laugh when they saw the guy with his hands in his pants and his face full of scorn, Nezha really didn't take his image seriously.
This is in line with a bear boy. Sure enough, the word magic pill is vividly reflected in this Nezha!
At this moment, I saw that in the video, the screen turned and appeared in Chentangguan Town.
When Chentang Pass is closed, people come and go, it is very lively, there are people everywhere, and it is very prosperous.
But when everyone heard the word, they were slightly taken aback...
"Huh?" The people turned their heads subconsciously, still a little confused.
"Two..." The voice remembered...
People are still a little unclear, so...
"Ah, escaped again!" until a strong man screamed, ran and fell down into the well abruptly.
Now, everyone reacted and escaped?Isn't that Nezha?
"Ah ah ah..."
At this moment, countless people started to hide in panic, panicked.
It seems that the ominous power of Nezha just born has not dissipated, making them frightened...
"Three...four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
Accompanied by Nezha's counting sound, there were some guys who hid themselves on the street, and the one who pulled the coffin poured out the dead people in the coffin and lay down in it himself!
The one who was carrying the charming child dumped the lady out of the sedan chair, and turned in by himself.
One place, one scene after another, shocking, Nezha's ferocity is simply indescribable.
"Have you hidden it?"
Suddenly, at the end of the street, Nezha's figure appeared, he was still as idle and listless, but in the next second, a wicked smile appeared on his face
In the next second, the entire Chentangguan Pass is like chickens flying like dogs jumping...
This is probably what Nezha is interested in. When others hide, he looks for it, finds it, jumps them off, and then, it's gone!
Is Nezha doing evil?
It's a bit evil, but it was a prank. From the beginning to the end, Nezha didn't cause any harm to those people. Well, psychological damage doesn't count.
He also wants to be normal and have fun, but unfortunately, these people are afraid of him, so that's all he can do!
At this time, the screen changed, and inside a small dilapidated house...
"Enough is enough, we want to fight back!" The boy slapped the table and snorted coldly, his face was full of anger.
Those guys squatting, one with wise eyes, one with worry, and one cowardly.
Hearing the boy's words, one of the children scratched his head and said timidly: "Boss, we are not Nezha's opponent!"
"fart!"
The boy snorted coldly: "We set up the Fumo Gang just to slay demons and eliminate demons. If we can't think of a way today, we are not allowed to go home for dinner!"
"Secret pop!"
At this moment, there were some abnormal noises outside the door, and immediately, a child with a pig's head mask rushed in...
"I told you to stand guard outside, why did you come in?" The boy frowned.
"I figured out a way!"
The pig-headed boy said, "We can use traps!"
"Trap?" The boy frowned, and subconsciously exchanged glances with his friends...
Then, I heard the pig-headed boy say quietly:
"I cut the wooden boards on the suspension bridge. When Nezha walks on it, he will fall. After falling, the second mechanism will be triggered. The bucket on his head will be overturned. He can only pick up the top of the pot on the ground. Go up, but he never imagined that the pot is also a mechanism, he ran desperately, and when he saw the gap next to him, he couldn't help but hide in it, and then..."
"boom!"
"Nezha will fall on the tree, but I put a poisonous snake on the tree a long time ago, he will definitely climb the rope ladder next to him, but what he doesn't know is that there is a hornet's nest tied to the rope ladder, if he doesn't want to be stung Pig head, just jump into this muddy pit, when he climbs out, he will be scared out of his wits, and his breath will be filled with smoke!"
Following the pig-headed boy's words, the group had already arrived at the mud pit.
The boy's eyes lit up, he patted the boy's pig's head, and said with a chuckle, "Why haven't I seen you so smart before?"
The pig-headed boy complimented: "Young brother is not smart, how can he be worthy of such a handsome boss like you?"
"Hey hey, I just like to hear the truth!"
The boy was shameless, and immediately felt a little dissatisfied: "This is too cheap, Nezha, we are adding some material to this mud pit, throwing some sea urchins in to sting him to death, and adding some boy urine to nourish his body!"
Saying that, the four teenagers began to stand beside the mud pit and pour water...
The pig-headed boy standing behind the four of them was a little speechless: "Ah, is it too miserable?"
"Miserable? He has always been punished by him. If there is a chance to punish him, of course the worse the better!" The boy snorted coldly.
Those guys around also echoed one by one: "Yes, yes, kill him, kill him!"
Obviously, these teenagers were all used to being bullied by Nezha, and the bullying was terrible!
Now that he can avenge his revenge, of course it is impossible to let it go!
"Well, since you are so persistent, I have no objection!" The pig-headed boy reached out with an indifferent expression on his face.
"Wait, there's a loophole in the plan!" Suddenly, the chubby man with eyes full of wisdom said.
Sure enough, it is full of wisdom, you can see it by looking at your eyes, think what ordinary people can't think, hear what ordinary people can't hear, this is wisdom!
"What loophole?" Apparently, the three teenagers looked at the boy blankly and asked back.
"How can we get Nezha to go to the suspension bridge?"
The boy said, this question is very important, and he was stunned to see blood.
"It's simple, like scaring him to the bridge!" the pig-headed boy said.
"Huh? Why are you scared?"
The four boys turned their heads, looked at the pig-headed boy, and asked quickly.
"Of course, it's so scary!" said the pig-headed boy, and suddenly took the pig's head off his head, revealing the inside, Nezha!
"Ahhh!"
The four teenagers turned their heads and ran away, their faces full of panic!
Sure enough, this was a young boy who fell off a bridge, was thrown by a stone, was thrown into the air by a venomous snake, was chased by a wasp, and finally, as expected, they jumped into that quagmire ...
One by one, there are those sea urchins on their hands and the smell of urine, which is really self-inflicted.
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