Nezha still stood in front of a stone with disdain, and started to pee...
Well, definitely not because I was scared out of it earlier, absolutely not!
"Huh? Okay, then I'll show you off first!"
Master Taiyi looked at Nezha's disdainful look, sneered, made a formula with both hands, and chanted a mantra in his mouth: "Heaven and earth are boundless, and the universe borrows the law, and it is as urgent as a law, change!"
Saying that, the sword pointed at the stone in front of Nezha...
"Bang!" But the stone in front of Nezha instantly turned into golden scissors...
Nezha was in a daze, seeing the golden scissors were about to close, and then looked at himself...
He took a sharp breath, lifted his pants and jumped back, onto another stone.
"Change!" Master Taiyi pointed again, but the stone he saw directly turned into a big tripod.
Nezha ran again and hurriedly hid behind the bushes...
"Change!" Master Taiyi pointed at the grass again.
"Bang!" Smoke exploded from the grass, turning into a roast pig...
"Hiss..." Nezha stood up cautiously and looked at the roast suckling pig with sparkling eyes.
"This fairy art is called blinding eyes, do you want to learn it?" Master Taiyi asked lightly.
"Yo, it's not bad..." Nezha chuckled, pulled off one leg of the roast suckling pig, and bit it down...
However, in the next second, the pig leg turned into grass...
"Bah, bah, bah..." Nezha was disgusted, and spat out the grass leaves in his mouth.
But see, everything that has changed before has changed back to the original...
However, at this time, Nezha had already begun to have a little interest, leaning on the stone, looking at Taiyi real person, and asked with a smile: "Can you make me look more powerful?"
However, Taiyi curled his lips: "The concealment of changing living creatures is a high-level transformation technique. I don't even know how to do it. You can learn the basics..."
"Come, come, I will teach you the exercises..." As he said that, he walked up to Nezha, smacked it in Nezha's ear, and whispered the magic formula...
Nezha had a face full of disgust, feeling that the fat man was getting too close...
After listening, Nezha curled his lips: "It's simple, let's teach something else..."
"Blindfolding is the foundation of the basics. If you can't even learn blindfolding, don't learn the rest!" Taiyi snorted coldly, turned around and left...
"Okay, I'll learn it in minutes!"
Nezha was angry, he recited the mantra, stretched out his sword finger, and pointed at the stone in front of him...
"Change? Change! Change!"
However, the stone remained motionless, showing no signs of changing into anything else at all...
Seeing this scene, Taiyi smiled: "Heh, blindfolding is not the basics. I have been studying for half a year to learn it. It is very difficult, so you can practice it slowly."
As he said that, Taiyi yawned, leaned against the rock, and took out a copy of "Self-Cultivation of Immortals" to watch...
Not long after, Taiyi lay down on the stone and fell asleep, the sound of snoring could be heard from far away...
Finally, the world in this picture is slanting towards the west at dusk, and the sun shines through the sky...
"Immortal head? Immortal head!" At this time, Mrs. Yin appeared and pushed Taiyi...
"Forehead……"
Taiyi was clever, suddenly came back to his senses, and stood up impressively.
"Hey, Mrs. Yin, why are you here?" Taiyi looked at Mrs. Yin, quickly pulled himself together, and subconsciously asked.
"Oh, let me come and see Zha'er!" Mrs. Yin said softly with a dignified face.
"Oh oh oh, I'm teaching him fairy art..." Master Taiyi said, still a little cautious, as if he was caught lazy and cautious
Mrs. Yin nodded, and immediately asked, "What about Zha'er?"
"Oh, over there..." Taiyi pointed towards the distance, however, there was only an open space over there, where did Nezha come from?
"Huh? Where's the person?" Taiyi was confused.
Madam Yin frowned, looked around, and suddenly pointed to a place: "Xianchang, what is that?"
But there, in the lotus pond, Nezha was lying in the water with his head up, motionless, surrounded by fish and shrimps, as if he was dead...
Taiyi's eyes widened, anxious in his heart, he ran over there without saying a word...
"Damn it, baby, did you get your claws?" As he said that, he jumped off the high platform in an instant. However, the water was only half his body deep, and Taiyi stuck his head in the bottom of the water. Fortunately, he couldn't die, so he got up quickly and threw Nezha picked up...
"Son, what's the matter with you?"
Mrs. Yin looked at Nezha, who was being picked up by Taiyi and lying motionless on the ground, and at the rope and stone on Nezha's ankle...
"What is this?" Madam Yin frowned, suicide?Or he killed?
"Alas, I didn't do it, definitely not me!" Daoist Taiyi quickly waved his hands and shook his head.
"There is still a pulse..."
Taiyi quickly took his pulse again, Nezha is not dead yet, so...
While pressing Nezha's chest, he gave Nezha artificial respiration.
But I saw that Nezha's belly was getting bigger and bigger, and then...
"Bang!" Taiyi, whose venom collapsed, covered his head and face.
And that Nezha also turned into a toad under the smoke...
"Hiss, no, it's poisonous..." Taiyi wiped the venom on his face, and immediately, his face became more and more like a pig's head, with large lumps of lumps appearing.
"Hahaha, hahaha..."
At this time, Mrs. Yin laughed wildly, and then, the smoke exploded, and Mrs. Yin directly turned into Nezha.
Obviously, Mrs. Yin was transformed by Nezha!
"You bastard, it turned out to be your baby..."
Daoist Taiyi tried to stand up, but at this moment, he was covered in bags all over his face, and he couldn't get up at all. 0
Then, something came to mind: "Hey, how did you learn the transformation technique?"
"Practice and practice and you'll find the trick!" Nezha curled his lips, kicked the toad, and the toad turned and ran away.
"I'll chew it well, and I'll learn it in a day, you're a genius!"
Master Taiyi sighed, and then, with a weird smile, he looked at Nezha: "Can you tell me the trick too?
"If you teach me more fairy arts, I'll tell you!" Nezha smiled slightly, not realizing how difficult it is!
Not to mention, Nezha is really that kind of genius, let alone once in a hundred years, it is simply a once in a thousand years...
He has only been born for one year, so he is quick-witted and intelligent, no less than an adult. Even if you add the three years in the mother's womb, he is only four years old.
How does Nezha look like a four-year-old child?That's at least the standard for an adult...
Hearing Nezha's words, Taiyi's eyes lit up, and he said, "Okay, it's a deal, you are born with fire, and I will teach you how to control fire!"
As Taiyi said, he immediately pinched the seal with his hands, chanted mantras, and gestured...
"Three consecutive moves, six stages of kun, distance is fire, three is gradual, and urgency is like a law!"
The sword finger of the right hand suddenly points to the left hand, and this set of procedures is completed.
Seeing that Taiyi still had no fire in his hands, Nezha couldn't help frowning, and subconsciously walked a few steps.
"Pfft..." Then, a puff of smoke burst out from Taiyi's hand...
Nezha looked at Taiyi with disgust on his face, and said disdainfully, "Are you setting fire or farting?"
"I can't control my tongue now, and I can't read the spell clearly..."
Taiyi said, and then said: "It's a good thing I have detoxification and rejuvenation pills in my crotch..."
As he said that, Taiyi wanted to stretch out his hand to take out the detoxification pill, but unfortunately, now that he is poisoned, he can't take it out at all. Then, looking at Nezha, he said in a low voice, "Baby, I can't reach you. Help me get what I want!"
Nezha had a funny face, and smiled slightly: "No problem!"
As he said, he stepped forward and directly opened the pants of Master Taiyi, good guy, there is a green light inside!
Nezha looked surprised: "Wow, you have hidden so many treasures!"
"Huh? What is this thing that looks like a mop?"
"That's my whisk."
The sound of jingling sounded again, and Nezha's voice came again: "Hey, what about this shiny gold one?"
"That's a pointy gun!"
"Yao, fire pointed gun!"
"Ugh……"
Taiyi thought of something again, and hurriedly said: "Be careful not to touch the mechanism above!"
At this time, Nezha had already taken out the fire-pointed gun, looked at the fire-pointed gun, and looked at the mechanism, it was okay if Master Taiyi didn't say it, but when he said it, he was about to touch it!
"This mechanism?" Nezha smiled and pressed lightly...
"Ka Ka Ka..." As soon as I saw it, the inverted lotus on the tip of the fire-pointed spear turned over, and then...
"Bear!" A stream of flames spewed out from the tip of the fire-pointed gun, and the tip of the gun was pointed at the 1.4 pants of Taiyi Daoist...
"Eh..." Master Taiyi looked at Nezha, then at his pants, at those pants full of flames...
"Oh ho ho ho..."
Daoist Taiyi rolled all over the floor, his buttocks and pants were full of flames, which couldn't be extinguished at all.
Nezha stood aside, holding a pointed gun, and looked at it with a funny face.
"Zha'er, why did you get into trouble again?" At this time, the space door opened, and Li Jing and Mrs. Yin ran in.
Seeing that real Taiyi was still rolling on the ground, full of flames, Li Jing hurried forward, took off his cloak, put out the flames, and quickly helped Taiyi up, asking: How are you? "
"I'm a fairy, I can't be hurt, I can't be hurt!"
"Immortal,
Daoist Taiyi reluctantly stood up, then looked at Nezha, and shouted: "Nezha, hurry up and come here to learn from me, I enjoy your fairy art, slaying demons and demons, and benefiting the common people!"
"What? Slaying demons and demons, and benefiting the common people?"
Nezha glared, and immediately threw the pointed gun in his hand to the ground: "Damn, my goddamn teacher, I don't learn anything, where is the exit?"
"The only way to draw this picture is with this Pointing Jiangshan Brush!" Taiyi Daoist said, took out the first brush, and made two gestures.
Upon hearing this, Nezha smiled, turned to look at the three of them, and shouted, "Oh, I see, you want to imprison me in Tuli, right?"
"Hey, what are you talking about!"
Mrs. Yin quickly said: "Can staying in this fairyland be called imprisonment? This is called retreat!"
"Heh, after practicing cultivation, go out and hold the stinky feet of these idiots, it's better to sleep here!" Nezha snorted coldly, lying on the stone, crossing his legs, leisurely, very comfortable, at this moment, the heavens and the world, see Watching everything that happened in the video, it was silent...
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Why does Nezha resist that to benefit the common people?
Storage is because there is nothing good for the common people!
Everyone was afraid of him like a lion and a tiger, and seeing him was like seeing a plague god, hiding far away, afraid of him.
How can such a common people deserve to be blessed?Are you kidding me?
Mrs. Yin looked at Nezha like this, sighed, and said softly: "Zhaer, you can't be full of mother. In fact, you want to be accepted by people, right? It's just because of other people's prejudice that you have been wronged, so you Is that why you hate them so much?"
"no……"
Nezha turned his head and subconsciously clenched his fists. At this moment, he couldn't help but think of the past...
Inside Chentang Pass, the butler of the Li Mansion was still shouting, his face full of depression, how did Nezha slip out?
Nezha hid at the corner and smiled.
However, at this moment, a blanket fell in front of him...
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