A Lithium appeared
No, it's impossible, Li Jing is also the Marshal of the Heavenly Court anyway, so it's impossible for him to convert to Buddhism.
This bald head must be someone else. In short, it is absolutely impossible to be Li Jing!
Just when everyone was guessing, they saw the picture move down, and finally, they saw the whole picture of the bald head, oh no, that's not a bald head, it's... the Mediterranean Sea!
Then, the screen moved down again. It was a middle-aged man wearing a sweatshirt and suit pants, and he was holding a golden pagoda in his hand!
"Huang, the golden pagoda? Li, Li Jing???"
"This is Li Jing?!"
"This is King Tota Lee?"
"Hahaha, Li Jing, this is Li Jing? Li Jing also has today!!!"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Li Jing, the legendary Tota King, is actually a slanted roof!"
At this moment, after a second of silence, all the heavens and myriad realms laughed together.
Leaning forward and backward with a smile, he almost lost his breath.
"Retribution, this is all retribution!"
"Hahaha, yes, yes, this is retribution. This Li Jing is not a son of man. Finally, this retribution has come!"
"Come here, come here, I thought I would never see this Li Jing get retribution, but I didn't want to, it will come true after more than a thousand years, hahaha, look at that hair, hahaha!" not too much.
Journey to the West, Tianting Yunlou Palace!
Li Jing: ...
At this time, Tota Li Tianwang, watching the scene of his hair falling out in the video, subconsciously clenched the golden pagoda in his hand.
The corners of his mouth twitched, his hands were shaking, and he subconsciously reached out to touch the bun on his head, feeling relieved.
so far so good……
"Hahaha!" Suddenly, there was a burst of unscrupulous laughter from outside the door.
"Li Jing, hahaha hiccup!"
Outside the door, Nezha looked at Tota Li Tianwang in the video, and laughed.
"Nah... Zha..." Li Jing's fist tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened again.
"Bald daddy, bald daddy!" Suddenly, a little girl ran up from a distance, and the little girl giggled as she looked at the pictures of the heavens on her wrist.
This little girl is Li Zhenying, Li Jing's little daughter in Journey to the West.
The corners of Li Jing's mouth twitched and he clenched his fists, but in the end, he didn't do anything and could only endure in silence, what else could he do?
He could get angry at Nezha, but could he also be angry at his little daughter?
That's really the old birthday star eating arsenic, so bold!
A world of [-] cold jokes...
"Old man, the old man's famous name..." Li Jing looked at the bald appearance of his other self in the video, and almost spurted blood again, and his whole body was not well.
After thousands of years, he turned into a bald head?
The point is, it doesn't matter if you are bald, what the hell is the circle of hair around here?
This looks weird, it subverts his three views...
"Wow, Daddy, you..." Nezha looked at Li Jing in the video, then subconsciously looked at his father, and looked at Li Jing's head from time to time... o "Don't move your father's hair. If you move, your father will fight with you !" Li Jing subconsciously protected his flowing long hair, and looked at Nezha warily.
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Compared to Li Jing's bald head, Guanyin's transformation into a man is nothing to mention!
After all, when Guanyin was a member of Cihangdao, he was a man, but now, he has just changed back.
They can only tease a few words, teasing that Guanyin became a woman for preaching...
And Li Jing's hair...
That's not a joke, it's a real joke!
Before seeing Li Jing, he was angry, but now, it was finally time to see Li Jing deflated.
Bald, hahaha!
At this time, the inhuman world
"Crack!" Li Jing looked at the spread of his own image in the video, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, where is the fairy hair tonic?Where is my fairy tonic?
Hair tonic?What about hair tonic?
They were all taken away by Nezha!
"Nezha, you rebellious son, where's my knife? Where's the knife?"
That day, there was a roar in the palace, and the irritable middle-aged man with the slanted roof was full of anger in his eyes.
Before, when he took inventory of Nezha, he was a little worried, but after seeing that inventory, the video seemed to pass by in a flash, and it seemed to be more of a story from the past
At that time, he was relieved. He had conflicts with Nezha before, and at that time, he was still a handsome general.
However, at this moment, when he saw his appearance in the video and his bald head, he really went berserk!
Yes, he has a slanted top, but isn't that a secret? He also hides it very well, and only a few people know about it.
However, just because of taking stock of Nezha, his father was also included by the way, and then, this face was thrown to the heavens and the world!
"Go down to earth, go down to earth, settle accounts with that traitor!" Li Jing was furious, he felt that Nezha had lost his hair...
But at this time, the inhuman world, the mortal world...
"Look, I have the hair tonic!" Nezha, wearing a primary school uniform and a red scarf, showed the fairy tonic to Ao Lie.
"You, uh..."
Ao Lie Nalong's face was covered with cold sweat, and he twitched the corner of his mouth: "Don't bully your father too much..."
"It's good to be happy. Before I left, I took away all the fairy special effect hair tonic from that old man. Now that I am ashamed and thrown to the heavens and myriad worlds, I guess he is pulling his hair righteously now!"
Nezha said softly, a rare smile appeared on the corner of his mouth!
It's rare to see Li Jing being ashamed, the point is, if it's still being thrown to the heavens and worlds, then he will be happier.
"you……"
The corner of Ao Lie's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly, "Did you lose that hair?"
"secret!"
Nezha chuckled, and opened the pictures of the sky again, looked at Li Jing in the picture of Zhitian, pointed to the glowing forehead and said: "Hey, look, his forehead is so shiny!"
The corners of Ao Lie's mouth twitched even more, he stroked his soft mane, subconsciously took two steps back...
"Well, Nezha, let's stop talking about hair..."
Ao Lie smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly asked: "You are on Zhutianzhuoying, Zhutianzhuoying will reward you, have you never thought about what reward you want?"
"Um……"
Nezha pondered for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Does growing up count?"
"This one……"
Ao Lie blinked, pondered for a while, looked Nezha up and down for a while, and muttered: "What are you doing when you grow up? You don't need to grow up. How popular are you like this now? Anyway, Dragon Girl, Honghaier, and Jiuyue can also do it." I can play with you!"
"Oh!" Nezha nodded...
"Continue to watch the video, watch the video, and want to see if the future will appear in the video..." Ao Lie said, pointing to Zhu Tian's photo, and hastily opened his mouth.
"Hmm..." Nezha nodded again.
Paralyzed face, expressionless, dull eyes, like a puppet...
I always feel that this guy is staring at his beard, his tendons, and his skin
scare……
Ao Lie was shocked, and subconsciously moved a little further away from Nezha.
But at this time, in the pictures of the heavens, the picture is still going on, and at the same time, the voice of the narration is gradually sounding...
[Because of Li Jing's middle-aged crisis, Nezha was too naughty and had to be fostered at the home of Master Guanyin]
【Thus, after more than a thousand years of happy harmony between gods and humans, Nezha and his friends began to have some funny daily life...】The narration flashed, and in the video, it soon appeared that Nezha was brought home by Guanyin, and then , Nezha squatted in the pool by himself, with lotus leaves growing on his head Nezha squatted in the bathtub again, and lotus and lotus leaves grew again...
Well, sure, it's a couple!
The third prince of Nezha back then, the God of War in the Heavenly Court, the Great God of the Three Altars of the Heavenly Court, surrounded by countless names, and then, after more than a thousand years, he became a lotus essence...
Immediately afterwards, Nezha went to school, and Nezha met friends, and they were all those gods he had heard of...
For example, Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, also known as Bailongma, suffered from a serious phobia of Nezha. The deep part of his throat leads directly to the sea. Well, he was often bullied and spit seafood out of his throat.
There is also Xiaoyu, the Jade Rabbit Spirit of the Moon Palace, who usually looks like a loli and soft cute girl, but although she looks gentle, in fact, she has a dark heart. Compared with Nezha, she is even worse, the easiest The blackened thing is that seeing other people eating rabbit meat, seeing moon cakes, and howling dogs, I really hate things like dogs chasing rabbits!
The Avalokitesvara of the inhuman world is also gradually being understood. In fact, Avalokitesvara has a special habit of turning people into horses. , is indeed more gentle and caring.
As for the merit light wheel behind Avalokitesvara's head, it is actually a charging treasure...
Well, also, Master Guanyin is actually a Maiba, who can sing "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" to make others look like Buddha...
There is also Yang Po, the three-eyed monster. To be honest, this Yang Po is a bit subversive...
Because, Yang Po in this inhuman world has round pupils, and the eyeballs on his forehead are full-bodied, and other Yang Pos have vertical pupils, but this Yang Po has round eyes...
And the hound dog... oh, it's a silly dog!
There is also Jingwei, who is in love with Tianhai, no matter where there is water, he wants to fill him with stones, and even occasionally throws stones into Ao Lie's mouth, she is a very gentle girl, she looks lolita, but she is actually a wife, just like Guanyin , Up to the hall, down to the kitchen.
There is also Xing Tian, Xing Tian's head, and many people who were particularly familiar in the mythology. In short, this is like a retirement life for a fairy after retirement!
In short, there is no sense of tension in this world, nor is there any strong sense of conflict. Many things are routine, and many things are funny...
In this inhuman world, everyone can find their own prototype and find their corresponding self...
Baolian Lantern World Roaring Dog: "So, I was a stupid dog in that world. 々?"
Yang Po of each world: "That's not me, my eyes are not like that, you quit the group, inhuman? Yang Po!"
Journey to the West Ao Lie: "Hiss? How does this throat lead to the sea?"
Journey to the West Jade Rabbit: "Runaway loli? No, that's not me, definitely not me!"
In short, in all the heavens and worlds, in this inhuman world, the images of the great gods can be found.
Watching the stories in the video, and watching the life of the gods in the video, everyone is emotional...
"Thousands of years later, it looks so harmonious!"
"Not bad, but it is very harmonious, much more harmonious than today's fighting and killing."
"Ahhh, I didn't expect Jingwei to be such a handsome woman, no, I have to go to Jingwei, I have to go to Renhuang to propose marriage!"
"Go away, Jingwei is mine!"
"Shout, what's so good about Jingwei? I think Xiaoyu is my favorite, um, I'm going to Guanghan Palace to propose marriage!"
"Dragon Girl..."
"Hey, you bastard, even the dragon girl will not let you go!"
"Jiuyue...hehehe...Julyue...hehehe...I'm going to Qingqiu to propose a marriage. Even if Jiuyue hasn't been born yet, I'm still waiting for Jiuyue to be born!"
"Stupid, knock to death, next!"
At this moment, most of the people in the pictures taken by the heavens were discussing the individual characters that appeared in the video.
Originally, this was to take stock of Nezha, but I didn't want to be robbed of the limelight by other characters. However, this seems to be normal. What's the point of just looking at a lotus root essence?
At this moment, the heavens and myriad worlds are quite relieved to look at the world and the stories that happened thousands of years later.
To be honest, I am used to seeing the fighting and killing in this world, and occasionally I still want to experience the harmony of this world.
[No. 9 among the top ten Nezhas in the heavens and the world! 】
【Inhumanity o Nezha】
[Reason for the list: Thousands of years later, the little things about life in the world have made him so popular. Although he is a child with facial paralysis, he also likes to play pranks, especially dragons, and he keeps playing with Ao Bing's muscle. It is jokingly called the lotus root bully, but it is the combination of these reasons that makes this lotus root essence soaring in popularity! 】
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