Self-guided daily life after rebirth

Bigger than her head!

But it seems... have you seen it?

When I went to the supermarket to buy things in the past, I seemed to have a vague impression that it was always on the top shelf?

She vaguely remembered that it was from the Fuguang brand, and she didn’t know if anyone bought it, but she thought that most of the people who would buy this kind of large-capacity water bottle were heavy manual laborers, in order to quench their thirst at a cheap price.

But why does this kind of water bottle appear in the dormitory of male college students?

Su Tong held back her old mouthful, not knowing whether to vomit or not.

And Shameless has already picked up the thermos bottle and poured hot water into it, but he didn't really fill the bottle, but just filled the bottom of the bottle shallowly, and then handed the water bottle to her.

"Miss, drink more water."

He winked at her.

"..."

Absolutely.

Just this water bottle...

This water bottle is too strong.

The shallow layer of water at the bottom of the bottle is probably less than half a bottle of mineral water. If it is full, it will not be a whole thermos bottle of water?

Su Tong was silent for a moment, sighed, and finally took the water bottle resignedly.

too big……

It's just too big...

How can it be so big?

If it is so big, if it is filled...it will be unbearable and broken.

Point to drink water.

"So no matter what, you don't need such a big water bottle for normal drinking, right? What a shame you bought such a big water bottle for drinking water?"

At this time, he suddenly changed his words and said that he was used to pickle pickles, and she believed it.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the shameless thing reached out and pointed at the back, explaining:

"Isn't this the last time we went to the supermarket together in the dormitory to buy things? I happened to see this type of water bottle. I thought it must be convenient with such a large capacity, so I didn't have to refill water over and over again... Then the four of us bought one for each of us."

"..."

Su Tong's mouth twitched.

What kind of idiotic reason is this?

The imagery is also strong.

Now that she closes her eyes, she seems to be able to see four old men in a dormitory holding a water bottle the size of a trash can, holding the water bottle with their heads up and starting to ton.

Too hot and too mentally polluted.

Can't go back anymore.

Su Tong sighed softly, and then picked up the water bottle—the water bottle that was barely large in the hands of the fourth brother 414 was too big for her, and it was impossible to hold it with one hand It's so tight that the two go together.

Just like...

Just like a baby in a swaddle holding a bottle to drink milk.

Especially the embarrassing thing next to her who kept staring at her with a smile on his face.

...a bit of a shame.

Isn't it just drinking hot water, why is it like the execution scene, and Su Tong, the executioner, has to watch the whole process?

Thinking about it, Su Tong held the bottle and took a few sips.

She was, indeed, thirsty.

From the shooting base all the way to the airport, and hurried over from the airport after getting off the plane, she drank half a bottle of mineral water before boarding the plane for most of the day.

Not for this embarrassing thing!

Su Tong got angry when she thought of this, but when she was angry, she thought that what she said before was that she was sorry for Su Tong, so she finally had to snort softly.

Forget it, people can't reason with silly dogs.

Don't care about it like a shame thing.

She put down the water bottle and turned to look at the embarrassing thing.

Surprised:

"You hold up your phone to do it... Okay, you shameless thing actually secretly took pictures of me! You handed over your phone to me!"

Then he barked his teeth and claws to grab the phone.

Su Tong was not in a hurry, he put the phone in his trouser pocket calmly, then stretched out his hand and pressed it on top of her head, straightening his arm.

Su Tong found that no matter how hard she tried to round her little arms and legs, they still couldn't reach the embarrassing thing.

"..."

The atmosphere became quite awkward for a moment.

Su Tong clenched her fists and stared at the embarrassing thing in front of her for a long time. Finally, she put away the dangerous idea of ​​sliding over with a shovel—it's not that it can't be done, but the damage of the shovel is too high. Accidentally use too much force, there is no such thing as a shameful thing in this world.

We promise not to take the lead in using the slide shovel.

Then just move your legs.

She used to be very curious when watching cartoons, because there are such scenes in cartoons and comics-the heroine is molested by the hero and wants to do something, but because of her height disadvantage, she is pressed on her head with one hand, and then Struggling and rounding his arms like a big windmill, he couldn't touch the male lead.

Then the problem is coming.

Since the arms can't reach it, why not use the legs?

While thinking about it, Su Tong kicked Shame on the knee.

So the situation is reversed.

The face of shame turned from smug to dull to painful, then gasped, leaned down and hugged his knees.

"Hiss - it hurts, miss, are you trying to kill me?"

"Isn't it good too?"

Su Tong sneered and squinted over, stretched out his hand:

"Give me the phone."

"...No."

"give me!"

"No!"

"Hey, you shameful thing, it's been too long since you've been beaten, right? I'm warning you, if you don't teach me the phone again, believe it or not, I'll give it to you...a kick that kills you?"

Visible to the naked eye, the embarrassing thing swallowed.

He didn't believe it at first.

But think about the moment when the eldest lady gave him a knee just now...

He believed it.

But believe me, in the end this embarrassing thing still resolutely clutched his trouser pocket, shaking his head:

"No, even if you kick me again, miss, I won't give it."

"?"

Su Tong's expression quickly became dangerous, "Ka Ka Ka" snapped his fingers:

"Okay, then use Yanquan on him."

But I didn't expect Shameful Toy to suddenly come up with an idea at this time:

"Compensation, the compensation you owe me, Miss, I will use it here - you must not force me to delete the photos!"

"Ah this..."

Su Tong lowered his raised fist.

Hard and hard.

The fist is really hard.

But you can't be too Sutong, so no matter how upset she is, she can only grit her teeth and snort coldly:

"……it is good."

Ah.

It's the master's job.

[to be continued]

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Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 259

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It's a shame that there aren't many things in the dormitory.

After all, he doesn't usually live in the dormitory at all, because Su Tong's house is deserted after going to film a movie, so he only lives in the school for a night every once in a while.

Of course he doesn't care about these.

A life without a young lady would lose its soul. Anyway, there is no young lady anywhere, so it doesn't matter where he lives, and he doesn't care if it's at home or in the school dormitory.

It's just that there are cats and dogs at home to feed.

One piece of chocolate and one piece of vanilla, the two little ones are still in the development stage, so nutrition is absolutely indispensable.

So it is quite necessary to go home.

In short, based on such a foundation, Su Tong didn't have much luggage in his bedroom.

A few clothes, a few textbooks, a computer to carry between home and school, and odds and ends of earphones, charging treasures, and mobile phone charging cables.

No more, no less, just enough to fill a 24-inch suitcase.

"It's all here."

Su Tong smiled and patted the suitcase.

The eldest lady showed a rather displeased expression on her face:

"Tsk, miscalculation, miscalculation, I forgot that you basically keep all your embarrassing things at home, and I even regarded you as a boarding student-if I knew it, I wouldn't have come to pick you up, you ride it yourself It’s more convenient to go back with a suitcase in the car.”

After all, in her last life, she lived on campus from high school to university, so many years of experience have already formed a solidified thinking, so under the influence of the solidified thinking, she subconsciously felt that Su Tong had to carry big bags when she came home from school.

Empiricism is a must.

The girl sighed, then raised her head immediately, glared at the silly dog ​​in front of her angrily, and ordered:

"Okay, hurry up and check if the electric gate and water gate are closed, and remember to take the garbage down and throw it away, so as not to leave any perishable garbage, otherwise it will probably grow hair when school starts-and don't forget to close it tightly Doors and windows prevent dust from falling..."

She babbled a lot.

They are all based on experience from four years of university life.

It is true that empiricism is unreliable, but experience is actually quite useful most of the time.

The embarrassing thing also listened quietly, while listening to the investigation according to the memory, and finally nodded until all the precautions were checked:

"Hmm... well, miss, you have checked everything you said before, and there should be nothing wrong with it, but it really does..."

An unpredictable and subtle smile appeared on the boy's face.