Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

Don't play with moon terriers in spring things Author: Mechanical Big Big Wolf

Introduction:

Fujimaru Tachika, 17 years old, student

Ushering in a stable 2017, you can no longer fight.

Hiki Valley Hachiman: The sword of glory, the peerless indestructibility, even if only for this moment!An oath without a sword! !

Yukinoshita Yukino: Melt your body and mind, as well as the traces of your existence—I'm going to fuck... Swallow everything in you!Benzaiten Five-string Biwa

Qianzi Muramasa: The power of this old man is in your hands.Good job!

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Bring back my youthful days!Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu!Merlin, no, Brother Kao is about to cry.

In short, in order to regain the daily life, we must fight!

But before that, let's take a look at Yukinoshita's remorseful face in Suser's clothes, and then help Biqigu with her dress!

hey hey hey...

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〇Warning from the Gatekeeper

At first there was darkness, then there was light.

From the light, a girl stepped out.

This girl has long silver-white hair that is as smooth as silk, and is bound by a hood-like costume with a transparent front and back design.At the same time, it also firmly covered the sides of the head.The hood covers the eyes, leaving only a pair of thin lips.The main color of her clothes is also white, with extremely cumbersome decorations, and a flower-like decoration on the hem, revealing a pair of long legs in black stockings.The stockings are intentionally notched on the sandaled feet to show off the cute toes.

The girl is like a fairy walking out of the forest, with a dreamy and incredible air of lightness.

"Ah, is it a stray traveler? This is the boundary between reality and fantasy, the gap left by the interlacing of countless imaginary world lines. This is not the place you should come. If you are not careful, you will lose your direction in life."

"Hey? Let me speak humanly, what should Merlin do?" The cute girl who called herself Merlin tapped her thin lips with her fingers, then clapped her hands, and suddenly realized, "Sure enough, we should break the fourth wall and learn a little Do it the hard way."

"Clang clang!"

She waved a large wand that didn't fit her body, and a screen of light appeared in the air:

[Dear reader, you entered the extra volume by mistake, if you haven’t read this book, please skip to the first volume. ]

[Are you going to:]

[Sure enough, I should jump to read the first volume of plot written by this rookie. ]

[→I’m too lazy to read the first volume, so hurry up and let me see how this chicken can let himself go in the extra episode. ]

"Well, what a rebellious guy. Then please enjoy the if world outside the episode. This place will be an ambiguous place between reality and illusion. Maybe it is in the world of official history, or it may be in the story of the group of edited events."

① Ooh Kamita!

In the year 20XX, at 6:[-] in the morning, the citizens of Chiba City have already woken up one after another, ready to start a new day of work.

Kyosuke Takaba wiped the food crumbs from his mouth with a paper, and nodded to his wife: "I'm ready to go."

His wife stepped forward to tie a tie for him: "Be careful all the way, Istar bless you."

She prayed devoutly, and Kyosuke gently hugged her: "Ah, Ishtar bless you, don't worry, nothing will happen."

Walking out of the house, he squinted his eyes and looked at the towering mountain in the distance—that was Mount Ebifu, the spiritual peak that suppressed Chiba City and even the county, and the top of the mountain was the shrine where God Ishtar lived.Chiba people are already very familiar with the weird ATM-like shape, and they will even proudly explain it to outsiders who are making a fuss.

If it hadn't been for the miracle that happened back then and the arrival of the Lingfeng Mountain Abif, then both he and his wife Kirino would have died in the turmoil, right?

So, facing the gods who save the lives of people in a county, is it not natural to show awe?

"It's time to go to the company early. We need to coordinate the logistics. It is said that this year's lapis lazuli and gemstones have been postponed again. Really, everyone feels that God Ishtar is kind, and even the gift comes so slowly."

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On the towering spiritual peak, Fujimaru Tatsuka looked away.

He was reclining on the wide throne, almost naked, wearing only a tube top, black and gold shorts, and one-sided blue stockings that would kill obsessive-compulsive disorder patients.

Yet even in what other men would have looked eccentric in their attire, there was a majesty about him.

My body is naturally perfect!

With this thought in mind, he stepped down from the throne, walked gracefully, staggered his long and toned legs, and walked to the edge of Ebifu Mountain, and suddenly said: "I heard that Yukinoshita has recently returned to Chiba City, right? ?”

"Yes, venerable God Ishtar, your eyes are as beautiful as they are beautiful."

"Hoho, I haven't seen you for many years, Shizuka Hiratsuka, do you think she has the confidence to surpass my beauty?" Fujimaru Tachika grabbed her elbows with both hands and stretched them upwards, showing off her perfect abs.

Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes at a place Fujimaru Tachika didn't see, and said in a soft voice: "That's not clear, after all, I'm just a priest serving God."

"Then shouldn't you go find a descended Messiah? Why do you stay in my pagan god's territory?" Fujimaru Tateka teased Hiratsuka Shizuka.

"The so-called Messiah is the savior who saves the world. With a heart of fraternity, you who save the world, how can you not be the Messiah?" Hiratsuka bowed respectfully.

"Hmph, perfunctory, but it's not bad. Go and bring Yukinoshita to meet me. I need to ask her."

"Have we found any clues that will allow us to reproduce the real Chaldea and restart this dead world?"

① Who are you husband? ! guna

The world is sick.

Black snow continuously fell from the sky, it was the dust raised by successive years of wars.

The dust and the magic power in the air combined with each other, combined with water vapor, turned into crystal black crystals, and sprinkled little by little on the ground.

Thick clouds covered the sky, and the sun struggled to show its face from the clouds from time to time, but it only had time to cast an insignificant warmth.

If it weren't for the fact that human science and technology had developed to an extremely powerful level before the war, and it was possible to grow food and reproduce animals in greenhouses, and even synthesize protein, then even food would not be able to be supplied.

But even so, there are very few creatures on the earth.Only some important cities have survived through the protection of supernatural forces.

Chiba City barely maintained a normal environment thanks to the shelter of the Lingfeng Mount Ebifu.Maintaining this kind of protection requires continuous consumption of lapis lazuli and all kinds of strange gems.These minerals are extremely precious in normal times, but now they can only be traded through food.

But the consumption is always not low, not to mention someone will come to make trouble from time to time.

Fujimaru Tachika looked angrily at the huge figure approaching from a distance: "Is that guy coming again?"

It was a strange and terrifying figure, riding a monster whose race could not be distinguished under his crotch.The lower body has no legs, only spider-like joints.Holding a giant hammer in one hand, and a sphere formed by lightning in the other.He wears a crown on his head, and a pair of devil horns stretch out, pointing to the sky.This huge monster has a body size of about 10 meters high. When driving the monster under its crotch to move forward, the ground trembled and thunder and lightning roared.

"Do you need help?" Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka brought Yukinoshita over, and the latter asked.

Yukinoshita didn't seem to have changed at all, it seemed that more than ten years had left no trace on her body at all, she still had long purple hair and a delicate face like a girl.

"I've been used to this guy for a long time. Do you have any clues for spirit transfer or imaginary stealth?"

Yukinoshita was silent, and Fujimaru Tatsuka didn't care: "Then let's talk about it later when I get rid of this guy."

He got on the sky boat, flew into the sky, and approached the huge demon: "Baal, you are here again, don't you feel bored doing such futile things all day long?"

"Hahaha, although Chiba City can't be defeated, it's a good thing to meet you."

"In short, when will you be able to agree to my complex request?"

Fujimaru Tachika was speechless: "Although my beauty is above all things, I still can't accept a man's confession to me."

"No, Ishtar, or Astarte, how is this a confession? This is a reunion. You should have been my spouse. As long as we are united, then we can return to the myth."

"It's so noisy, who wants to return to the mythology with you, I don't want to stay in this dilapidated place for a long time, and you bumpkins still want to rule this land."

"Damn! Are you going to defy me, Bayel again?!"

"Eat shit, Bayel! Come out! Bull of the sky!"

②IF World Line: In order to save the world, become one of the virtual anchors

"...nine, ten!" Sa Cangxiang lay on a generous chair, finished a set of flying birds, put down the dumbbells, and wiped his sweat with a towel in his hand.

While panting and drinking energy drinks, she was thinking about the persuasion she received a few days ago: Do ​​you want to continue to participate in the plan proposed by that handsome guy?

"Vtuber (virtual anchor)..." Shacang whispered the news he had heard before.

She was a little tempted and eager to try—especially when the other party put the promised Lihui in front of her, it was like an arrow shot into her heart.

It was a beautiful girl with twin ponytails and a body composed of red, blue and black. She was wearing a gothic loli costume. She was so full of vigor that she didn't look very bright-but she was actually a literary girl?

"Hey, do you know vtuber too?" Zhu Mei heard her murmuring, and it was rare for her to talk about topics other than muscles, which caught Sakura Hibiki a little off guard.

She laughed and scratched her side face embarrassingly: "Oh, Zhu Meichan, are you actually interested in this? Don't you usually just look at muscular men?"

Zhu Mei puffed up her cheeks and said angrily, "Sakura-san, you are so rude. I am not a person who doesn't care about anything except muscles. I will also pay attention to popular topics now. !"

She took out her mobile phone and began to talk with uncharacteristic enthusiasm: "Recently, I like a male vtuber very much. He is very diligent in live broadcasting. His funny language and hearty smile fascinate me deeply."

Ah, Zhu Mei is not talking about the rainbow-colored Master Ye, or the president who likes to play rock, or the masculine bartender?I can't imagine Zhu Mei watching their live broadcast.

Zuoliuyuan Zhu Mei took out her mobile phone, swiped it a few times, and handed it to Sha Cangxiang.

Sakura Hibiki casually took over the phone and glanced at it, and then almost spit out a mouthful of Gatorade.

On it is a man wearing a mask with a hearty smile, pumping his strong chest muscles, and shouting loudly: "There is no resistance without oppression, and migrant workers should also rebel against the oppressors! That is love! Love! !"

"Here are a few thoughtful tips from me for initiating a rebellion..."

"＼Ai-chan＼＼Ai-chan＼＼Ai-chan＼＼Ai-chan／"

Sakura Hibiki stiffened his neck and turned to look at Zhu Mei.

Zhu Mei's eyes lit up with love, and she was gasping for breath: "Look at the muscular muscles, and the passionate speech, ah, this is love, this is love."

Wait, aren't you Missy?People are going to rebel against you!

Sakura Hibiki fell into a deep depression: if she remembered correctly, she had seen this vtuber standing beside that blue-eyed handsome guy.

Does this place called Chaldea Project actually have members like the cult leader?

Should I join or not?

Yasakura Hibiki began to think carefully.

②IF World Line: In order to save the world, become a virtual anchor. Part [-]

In a dark room.Fujimaru Tatsuka rested his chin with his hands crossed, wearing a pair of flat glasses on his face, with a strange luster like the eyes of a dead fish: "Is this the Chaldean warrior? It's really funny!"

He angrily beat the table with his fist: "I shouldn't believe in your evil, the whole vtuber plan is out! Ah, if I make a mistake, please let the law punish me instead of forcing me to form a cult organization! "

"My Flührer, things are not what you think."

"Don't talk nonsense! I'm here, it's great, I just want to live a good life, and I have a Chaldea project, what do I want to do?"

Fujimaru Tachika beat her chest and stamped her feet, wearing a pain mask on her face.

"What you said, little Da Vinci doesn't even understand hehe. After all, I'm just an AI, so I don't have any evil intentions?"

Fujimaru Tachika took a sad and angry look at this so-called innocent person. AI.

Originally, he was preparing to start a pink youth life at Toyosaki Academy, and by the way, he could get into a good university, find a good job, and preferably a career that can travel around the world, travel everywhere, and see different places.

Then wake up on the first day of school with a suitcase slammed on the head.

A projection appeared on the familiar pattern of the suitcase. It turned out to be the little Da Vinci AI made by Da Vinci, who was responsible for helping her seal possible turmoil in the world.

Has life still laid hands on me, a beautiful young man?

Fujimaru Tachika was gearing up, ready to do a big job, and then got an unimaginable answer: "Look for suitable people, and then lure them to become vtubers!"

It was too absurd, Fujimaru Tatsuka repeatedly confirmed that he did not make a mistake, and then gave up thinking with a speechless expression.

But after he got the bill today, he still couldn't help but want to go crazy.

The vtubers under its banner now only have men, all of whom were successfully abducted by the little Da Vinci through various means of remote contact, but no matter how you say it, this Spartacus and Lancelot are really too capable Let's suck money.

Looking at the long tip number on the bill, he found that he had suddenly got rid of the financial crisis and was ready to embark on the road to financial freedom.

But the problem is, now everyone thinks that our Chaldea project is either a cowherd or a weirdo. How do you ask me to continue to persuade those female vtubers who want to join?

The image of little Da Vinci sticks out his cute tongue, then tilts his head, closes one eye slightly, hehe.