Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

While Fujimaru Tachika was thinking, Hikigaya Hachiman on the expressway was fidgeting in the co-pilot.

It was Golden Week, and many people chose to travel, but there were so many cars on the road to Fukuoka, which was beyond his expectation.

"Tsk... There are too many people traveling together. Isn't there a strong person who stays at home?" Hachiman rolled down the driver's window, looked at the long traffic flow that had stalled on the road, and clicked his tongue.

"Mr. Hachiman~ Don't be so anxious~ The night of May 5th is the best time for the ceremony, and I will definitely make it there."

"Xiao Cai, you are really an angel." Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Totsuka Ayaka in the back seat with emotion. If he wasn't restrained by the seat belt, he would have held her soft and boneless little hand and thanked him.

The handsome man holding the steering wheel also shook his head and laughed: "Ah Qi, if you are concerned, you will be confused. [Doctor] and [Fraudster] have arrived and are making preparations. What are you afraid of because of the traffic jam...?"

A bad premonition flashed through Hikigaya Hachiman's heart, and he stopped loudly: "Boss, farewell!"

"SideChest (extend pectoralis major)!" Amidst the terrified eyes of the two people in the car, the handsome man let go of the steering wheel, clenched his fists in the spacious SUV, and performed a perfect bodybuilding move.

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The ordinary blue and white sportswear couldn't bear the humiliation, and they exploded one after another, and the pieces of cloth scattered and hung on the faces of the two of them.

Beneath the handsome face of the handsome man with delicate features was a perfect physique with a hunchback and a hunchback, exuding the brilliance of a fitness god.

"It's so dazzling..." Hikigu Hachiman covered his face.

Tuk Tuk.

The traffic police on holiday patrol knocked on their car windows, showing extremely painful eyes: "What are you doing? You also play revealing games on the highway?"

In the rear traffic a few meters away from Hikigu Hachiman and the others, a man wearing a unicorn earring slammed into the car hard: "Shit! These damned guys are still causing chaos at this time, and the traffic police are here to check If I can’t get to Fukuoka in time, I’ll find them and peel them off!”

The other man who was driving stuck out his tongue lazily, with an abstract pattern like a pig tattooed on it: "No rush, but if you really want to do it, remember to keep the meat, I want to eat it."

As he spoke, his saliva couldn't help but flow out, and he took out a pack of unknown jerky from the car.

"Can you stop eating! Damn it! Damn it! Give me the steering wheel and let me kill those guys in front of me."

"That's why you are not allowed to drive. Don't cause trouble. The adults have said, go to Fukuoka City and make trouble, [jealousy] adults need us to cover there."

The man held back his anger and snorted heavily. In order to have a good time, he decided to endure it.

The traffic flow finally started again, and two groups of people drove towards Fukuoka with different purposes.

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"It's windy." Standing at the entrance of the Okura Hotel, Fujimaru Tateka looked up at the sky. After all, he was not one of those geniuses. He possessed the ability of photographic memory, but he just caught a trace of something bad.

Yukinoshita Yukino rolled his eyes at him, and took Tuanzi's hand: "Stand here, don't move around, I'll call my sister and Komachi and I'll be back."

Fujimaru Tatsuka was at a loss for words, feeling that he had been taken advantage of, he watched Yukino and Yui enter the restaurant, and he was not idle, so he decided to go to the vending machine to buy a can of fruit juice, add sugar, and dig out his brain.

"Huh~" Kuo fell into his throat and felt relieved. When Fujimaru Tatsuka was enjoying the happiness of being alone, he heard the faint sound of arguing nearby.

"Huh? "Pillow Grass" is better? Let me tell you, you really have developed a muscular brain, and you can't even understand the quality of the work. Isn't "The Tale of Genji" better than that essay?"

"Oh, even if I am a teacher, I have to persevere! The heavy feelings of "The Tale of Genji" give me a headache. It is the bright style of "Pillow Grass" that suits my taste."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu crossed her arms and stomped her feet unhappily. Seeing the unrepentant appearance of the idiot, muscular, golden-haired girl with double ponytails, she decided to have a good time with her and tell her the beauty of sorrow.

I came to Fukuoka purely by accident.One day, she learned from her editor that her work had been cut in half, and she was entangled in the proposal of "holding a book signing to boost popularity".

If the author is required to come forward to boost the popularity of the book and make a big show of being a beautiful girl writer, wouldn't that be a blasphemy to his beloved work?Do you choose to be shameless, or choose to cut in half?This is a problem.

Coupled with some weird things, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was physically and mentally exhausted, and her stamina bar was already -1000%.

In her troubles, she asked for help from a netizen she had known for a while: when she occasionally chatted online, she met a netizen named [Emperor Sakura Zhiya].Although the two had different interests in female writers in the Heian period and often quarreled, they were still rare friends.

"Let's go to Fukuoka City to play together! The DONTAKU festival is very lively recently, eat and play wildly, then you can solve your troubles!"

The other party gave an extremely stupid method, which made her reply immediately? ? ? ? .

But this proposal was somewhat interesting, and she followed in the end.

The other party is indeed a cheerful idiot. Apart from eating, he is talking about fitness and weight loss. After playing around with the girl named Sakura Hibiki, he really feels much better.

Then, they began to move the daily debate online offline.

"So~" Yasakura Hibiki held a crispy fried chicken cutlet and ate it, the golden batter sticking to the corners of his mouth, ""Pillow Soaker" and "The Tale of Genji" are both good works, huh( chewing). It’s just that I think “Pillow Grass” is better, what’s there to get excited about, Teacher Xia Shizi? (chewing)”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's fist is ok: Novelists are popular for belittling my favorite works!Patriarch Alexandre Dumas fought thirteen duels in his life. How can I not follow the example of my predecessors?If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't beat...

"Do you want to eat? I also bought a croquette." The croquette exuding an attractive aroma was handed to her. Seeing the silly and happy Sakura Hibiki, Kasumigaoka Shiyu responded weakly and took the croquette.

chew.

"...It's really delicious, the cheese flavor goes well with the potatoes."

"right?"

Fujimaru Lixiang watched the two quarreling little girls reconcile as before, walked away happily, and said warmly in her heart: "I saw something good, I am blessed. But that girl with blond hair seems to have had one side. edge?"

When he recalled his memory, he inadvertently saw a gentle and animal-like uncle following him and turning into the alley they walked into.

With excellent eyesight, Fujimaru Tateka could clearly see the scorpion-shaped bracelet on the man's wrist from a hundred meters away.

?

Could it be that the sore feet can be caught so quickly?But you have to go there quickly, lest the man be maimed.

Fujimaru Tachika remembered that the blond girl once punched the sandbag.

51. Alley, Uncle, Tentacle and Girls

Qiuyue Xiaosan licked his lips, he touched the rabbit's foot amulet in his trouser pocket, and smiled evilly.The face of a gentleman who was originally very deceptive looked wretched and obscene.

"At first I wanted to take down the woman's daughters first, but the adults' orders are absolute. Fortunately, it's a blessing in disguise, hehehehehehe..."

The moment he stepped into the alley, he activated his magic silently, and ordinary people around him would subconsciously ignore this alley.The inside has turned into a closed demonic realm, leaving him alone to taste the two delicious and juicy pieces of meat.

Ah, teenage high school girls are so wonderful.

The uniform is their pure white armor, and after peeling off layer by layer, what is exposed is the fresh and tender body.Thinking of the black silk long legs and plump body inside, Qiuyue Xiaosan is boki.

He took out the rabbit's foot amulet, kissed it, and prayed softly: "Thank Asmodeus, my father, for giving me wonderful food. I will offer you a sacrifice with a woman's desire, struggle and pure blood."

Straightening up, he did not hide his towering tent, and swaggered after the two people in front.

Hearing the sound of tailing footsteps, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu turned her head vigilantly, then immediately pulled the yarn warehouse ring to retreat, took out her mobile phone, and called loudly: "That wretched scum behind, I warn you not to approach. This is a commercial area nearby, as long as If I yell, passers-by and the police will arrive!"

Calmly, she pressed the recording on the phone, and at the same time quickly dialed the emergency number.

Sha Cangxiang opened his mouth wide, showing his cute canine teeth: "Really? There are still such arrogant idiots in this day and age. Teacher Xia Shizi, step aside, I'm going to teach him a lesson!"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu didn't let go of her hand, she felt that the other party was confident, and the phone also displayed a prompt that the network signal could not be connected at the right time.

"Police? Lesson? Humph...huh hahahahaha!" Qiuyue Xiaosan gave the two of them a weird look, then laughed loudly, unable to straighten his waist, "This is a magical place where no one can come here long ago."

Unable to fully understand the words of the man in front of him, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also noticed that the alley was as dead silent, and could not hear the noise in the business district just a few meters away at all.

Akizuki Takayuki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and apologized gentlemanly: "Oh, I'm sorry, the pre-dinner dessert is almost done, it's time for dinner."

He looked at the two girls with satisfaction: Kasumigaoka Shiwa, who was wearing extremely seductive black silk and had a devil figure, was undoubtedly a perfect score.And the slightly plump blond girl next to her, with her extreme vitality, can also score 7 or 8 points.

Ah, thanks to the guidance of Asmodeus, and the luck of the Rabbit's Foot Amulet, for allowing me to see such a good prey.

Holding up the rabbit's foot amulet, the profane language that no one understood but full of profanity sounded from Qiuyue Xiaosan's mouth, luring everyone present to fall into the abyss.

The Rabbit's Foot Amulet, or Lucky Rabbit's Foot, was created after he gained supernatural powers.

According to the knowledge obtained in the ceremony of worshiping Asmodeus, at the full moon, he induced a rabbit to turn into a weak monster, killed it near the cemetery, cut off the left hind leg, and processed it into amulet.

It has many special effects, but the most satisfying thing for Akizuki Takazo is its hypnotic estrus effect-the March rabbit has always symbolized the frenzied and unable to express desire during the mating season.

By extracting this concept and pouring it into the amulet, even Takashi Akizuki, who has long been unable to recover, can boki smoothly.You can even use this amulet to hypnotize and control girls.

No matter how pure and ignorant a girl is, she will become a shameless knight when placed in the madness wavelength of the rabbit's foot amulet.

That's it! .....huh?

The imaginary scene where the two girls were full of spring and took off their clothes one by one did not appear, they just went into a trance for a moment, and then came to their senses.

Sakura Hibiki was impatient for a long time, she broke away from Kasumigaoka Shiyu's hand, and sprinted forward: "Wretched idiot, give me a punch!"

In the eyes of Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, Sakura Hibiki crossed a distance of one meter almost instantly. Her feet were left front and right back, holding a standard fist frame, her right shoulder was slightly heavy, and she punched hard with a sharp sprint. He bit the wretched man on the cheek.

"Pfft!" With a muffled sound, Qiuyue Xiaosan, who was still amazed that his invincible spell had failed, was sent flying, rolled in the air for three and a half weeks, knocked over the trash can next to him, and fell to the ground.

"Tsk. Even a weak woman like me can't take a punch, how dare you be an idiot?" Sha Cangxiang shook his head disdainfully, almost spitting on the scum.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was stunned by the side, and didn't dare to speak for a while: Your punch is almost empty, you are still called a weak woman?

She began to reflect on what she said before, she knew her poisonous tongue, she shouldn't have angered Sakang Xiang too much... right?

Sha Cangxiang made a scissors hand to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, and smiled: "Shi Yuyu, leave him alone, let's go out and find the police to arrest him."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu nodded, and then turned pale with shock: "San Cang, be careful!"

A black shadow swept across, and under the reminder of Sha Cangxiang, she finally managed to make a defensive move. Peiran hit her arms hard, and she let out a muffled groan, and was sent flying to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's feet.

"Are you okay?!"

"Hiss, it hurts! But the bone is not broken!" Yasakura Hibiki struggled to get up from the ground, staring at the other side with an ugly expression.

The man's body was covered with kitchen waste vegetable leaf juice, he had a ferocious expression, and black octopus tentacles appeared beside him: "In the name of Asmodeus, I have changed my mind, I want you two bitches to wake up In the state, you were turned into a hot weapon by the tentacle tee. Then you threw it out of the street, so that everyone can see how dirty you are!"

The girls were sweating coldly.Seeing this supernatural scene, Yasakura Hibiki couldn't help shouting: "Such a thick thing, it must reach the stomach in one step!"

"Student Shacang! Now is not the time to use your obscene imagination!" Shi Yu's hand tightly gripping the hem of his clothes turned white, "The scum monster can only use this unseemly way to satisfy animal desires! Presumably my stuff is useless at all, and I can only bully girls with foreign objects."

Her body trembled slightly, and she knew that she would not be spared—no matter how strong the sound of the yarn warehouse was, it was just the flesh of an ordinary person, and it could not be compared with the monster in front of her.

These stabbing words are just used to barely maintain the final dignity.

However, the perfect poke hits the sore foot.

"...Kill you!" Qiuyue Xiaosan frantically waved his tentacles, and rushed over, "I want you to O first and then O ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Let go of that girl!"

52. Let's count your sins!

Time passed very slowly, and Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt that every minute and every second was infinitely extended, Sakura Hibiki's anxious but powerless expression, the ferocious smile of the man opposite him, and the suction cups on each of the tentacles.

It seems that someone shouted something?Who is it?

Hey, it doesn't matter, I hope my body can't be recognized, don't make my father and mother too sad...

"Rider Kick!"

Time flows again.

That figure jumped into the air, bursting out with bright red flames all over his body, and a handsome flying kick hit the scum in the chest, knocking him flying and embedding him into the wall.

"Let go of that girl!" The words seemed to have just reached her ears.

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Xiazhiqiu Shiyu stared blankly at the back of the half-kneeling figure in front of her, her heart beating fast.

Fujimaru Tachika was so happy: he uttered two lines of [Ten Lines Most Wanted to Shout Out] in one breath, and posed in a classic hero landing posture, which was as comfortable as drinking ice-cold ice in summer.

He stood up, touched his knee calmly, and really wanted to say hello.

Are the knees of the heroes equipped with vibrating gold meniscus?

"Hmph, you didn't die even after receiving a knight kick from me. You are very strong, but it's a pity you met me." Fujimaru Tatsuka pointed forward with his right hand, "Let's count your crimes in detail!"

He never mentioned that he used [flame] as a propulsion force for the kick of the cosplay knight, resulting in insufficient power.

Qiuyue Xiaosan coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood, pulled himself out of the wall with his tentacles, his eyes were full of madness: "Damn! Where did you come from, [Shinsengumi]? [Special Affairs Bureau]?"

"Who knows? Maybe it's [Chaldea]?" Fujimaru Tateka stepped forward. His kick just now should have broken a lot of bones. I didn't expect this person to be able to pull himself out with tentacles, so Totally careless.

"Tsk..."

Qiuyue Xiaosan is now like a virgin boy meeting a green tea girl, he has no way to start, and he can't use his injuries to plot against him.

With trembling hands, he took out the rabbit's foot amulet painfully: "We will meet again, next time, I will kill you!"

"Want to have a next time?!" Fujimaru Tateka felt that the other party was about to run away, so he stopped holding back and pulled out 【Twilight Muramasa】 from his body.