Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head, reluctantly trying to get up from the tatami.

Yesterday, Yang Nai brought a bottle of divine wine that he begged from the female fox Hei Yi in Zhan Zhang Yuan, and tried to get them drunk, but in the end they died together... By the way, are the tatami mats or mattresses in our house that soft?

"Yahoo!! Our contestants are starting to take their seats!"

"Oh!!!"

The loud noises from all around made Xue Nai feel that something was wrong, she opened her eyes, only saw that she was in a huge gymnasium, and a very kind-hearted woman with an evil chest was flying in the air.

The place where I lay on my stomach before was not an ordinary venue, but a venue made up of clouds.

Holding the microphone, she quickly made her opening remarks: "The Moon Goddess is me, and I am Artemis! All cuties, do you miss me?"

"RNM, refund (refund)!"

"Eh, eh? You are all good boys, don't swear!"

Xue Nai stared sideways, the huge tic tac toe on your forehead is about to explode, why are you still pretending to be good.

And sitting in the gymnasium, most of them are cute little rabbits, complaining loudly one by one:

"Didn't it mean the Mid-Autumn Festival? I thought I could see Lord Chang'e?"

"That's right, I've been a member of **Toad Palace for so long, and I haven't seen her old man. This time, the Mid-Autumn Festival gala put on a gimmick hosted by the moon god, so I just spent QP to buy a ticket to enter."

Seeing that it was about to turn into a riot, Yukino had already started to observe the surrounding situation with wandering eyes.

Not far away, she saw Yui, Shiwa, and Abby who had joined forces to suppress Yonoroko's ambition last night. The four of them quickly moved closer together, forming a formation to deal with the enemy after a long absence.

"Xiao Xue Nai, you woke up earlier, what's going on?"

"do not know."

While they were whispering, the Moon Goddess floating in the sky finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Facing a group of cute but crazily complaining bunnies, Artemis' complexion completely darkened, full of murderous intent as if he saw Orion teasing a girl:

"Assholes!"

The microphone in her hand disappeared, and she held a longbow that was both beautiful and murderous, and the watery moonlight turned into a long arrow.

"You guys know shit! Chang'e specifically asked me to take over! Do you know what a river crab is?"

Arrows fell like rain, and the little rabbits in the stands ran around with their heads in their arms, and there were screams everywhere.

Artemis didn't stop, drawing the bow quickly:

"One or two, I don't know how to be grateful! Everyone is dissatisfied, right!"

"If Chang'e comes, she won't be able to show her appearance, and she will directly become acher299, assassin333, understand?!"

"It's rare for me to take over, how dare you talk? You're going to die!"

Xue Nai and the others opened their mouths wide, seeing such a rare picture, and on the podium behind Artemis, a figure appeared.

With big dark circles under her eyes, Fujimaru Tachika folded her hands and covered her chin, shaking her head and sighing: "The archery skills performed at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala are really...too high!"

"Did you hear that? Dead rabbits! If you dare to disturb the venue again, you will be like my Darling."

Artemis snorted, and gave the special guest a face, took back the microphone, and once again hosted enthusiastically: "Okay! All in all, today is a rare fantasy. , we specially invited the award, ahem, Fujimaru Tachika as the special guest this time, presenting a grand event for everyone!"

Yukino and the others stared deathly at Fujimaru Tachika, but he only trembled slightly with his hands and dared not speak.

On the cross behind him, there was a tattered little bear, obviously out of breath.

Faced with the dilemma of whether to hang himself up or come obediently as a special guest, Fujimaru Tateka chose the latter without hesitation, making Orion the first sacrifice to kick off the competition.

Artemis didn't feel anything, and smiled innocently: "Everyone should want to know, right? This Chaldea, who is the hero among women! You want to see it, I want to see it, and we all want to see it." Look!"

"Take advantage of this great opportunity to present a grand ceremony."

"As long as you win the next test, you will get a special prize provided by the Holy Grail Sauce."

Beside Fujimaru Tachika, a figure covered in black and purple appeared ghostly, with a golden ball of light suspended above its head, and the evil of this world is constantly oozing out from its body, but the cute mascot has a smudged appearance on its appearance. The madness that never goes away!

"Heh heh heh~~ Although I want to provide everyone with a life-restarting gun and help the winner remake, I still give up at Fujimaru-san's strong request. After all, I have to give the sponsor who provided the contestant some face."

Grail Sauce took out a list, coughed and cleared his throat, and then began to announce the prizes:

"A tailor-made life-sized doll of Mr. Panda and matching peripherals, pajamas, hanging ornaments, posters including out-of-print peripherals..."

Shino was short of breath.

"As long as you spread the tablecloth on the table, you can send from multiple universes beneficial and harmless pancakes suitable for human consumption! All are made by chefs, and many of them are made by masters such as Long Chef..."

Abigail was drooling.

"The God of Cooking Set! Even a cooking killer can be used to cook all delicious dishes except pancakes. The degree of delicacy and culinary creativity far exceeds those standardized foods calculated with the blessing of wisdom."

Yuigahama Yui quickly glanced at the others guiltily.

"A quill pen that can listen to the literary teachings of all famous authors in the multiverse without consuming writing effort, and can help literary creators write books better and faster!"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's eyes sharpened.

"Of course...According to the requirements of the special guests, these will be given out in this competition."

Fujimaru Tachika proudly puffed out her chest, accepting the eyes of the wives who praised her.

"But! The person who chooses one of these four items first will have a 50% probability that the other three prizes will directly appear in the hands of other non-players."

The light in Fujimaru Tachika's eyes disappeared, and he looked at Holy Grail sauce full of anger.

But the holy grail sauce just laughed treacherously: "Hey, this is also a prize~~"

However, looking at the few people in the venue who were just a little moved, the Holy Grail sauce rolled his eyes, and the bad water came up: "Also, this Holy Grail will provide an additional prize! A three-day hot spring trip! To be able to be in a completely isolated time and space with Fujimaru-san Enjoy the hot spring trip that can make the skin soft and smooth! It is said that it is also a holy place for children.”

The atmosphere became sinister, Fujimaru Tatsuka covered her face, speechless.

Total time travel for two?That's terrible!

The four people in the audience were completely split.

They began to warm up on their own, and the strong smell of gunpowder began to permeate the scene.

The rabbits who survived the catastrophe have already started to cheer:

"Yes, that's the feeling!"

"My favorite thing is to watch a woman beat a woman... 噫!"

The arrow of light pierced the ear of the snarky little rabbit, and Artemis put his hands on his hips to express that what he said was wrong:

"How can the Mid-Autumn Festival party be beaten and killed! You are insulting my sister Chang'e's 4000-year festival history!"

"I announce that the first session of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala will begin! The average scores scored by the audience will be added together with the scores of the guests and me!"

"The first link! Worship the moon!"

"Hmph, let's dance to me who represents the moon to my satisfaction! Let's fight, stage girl!"

"Wow, immediately neigh!" At the special guest table, the two (?) spoke in unison.

Even Tachika Fujimaru became serious, this is fighting!

Facing the battle, I have to score well!

"The first contestant, Yukinoshita Yukino!"

Looking at the messy scene, Yukino snorted to express her displeasure, and began to wear the magical spiritual costume from Lilith, which caused a sensation throughout the length.

"Wow~~ What a pretty little dress, I'm going to ask Master Chang'e's assistant to place an order when I get back!"

"Look, the Yueduoduo app has been updated with the same model~~"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

Xue Nao didn't care about the commotion of the other bunnies, she had completely recovered the appearance of the water dancer, the deep sea water completely covered the center of the venue, forcing Yui and the others back to one side.

She waved her long, knotted white sleeves, full of arrogance: "Let me show you the level of deep-sea dancers! Let me present a performance with a corresponding theme."

In the crystal "ocean" suspended in the venue, Yukino jumped into it, swimming in the ocean like a mermaid.

"Oh, so much! Yukino-chan rushed to the runway! But this one is far from enough! And this one is a little bit related to the theme of Mid-Autumn Festival...is this one?!"

Artemis sounded a little puzzled, and she began to be full of surprise.

Xue Nai just swam briefly in the water, moved her body a bit, and then started her performance.

The special magic projection allows even a little rabbit sitting in a remote place to see Xue Nao's performance.

She began to dance in the water with a not swift, but extremely soft dance.

The wide sleeves and flowing clothes make her look like a goddess who has stepped down from a stone mural.

As graceful as a frightened bird, as graceful as a dragon swimming.Rongyao Qiuju, Huamao Chunsong.It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind.Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising from the morning glow; when observing it by force, it is as bright as a flower coming out of Lubo.

The softness of the water makes every movement of Yukino look like a goddess floating in the sky. Every moment of dancing is full of the contradictory combination of strength and softness.

The entire venue was silent, watching her finally spin up from the bottom of the water, and then bow to the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival.

"bravo!!!" After the performance ended for a while, Artemis took the microphone and shouted vigorously, "Is this the oriental beauty of the goddess Qiyue?! It really opened my eyes, but it's a pity that Darling has already Dead, fortunately Darling is dead. What do you think of the special guests?"

"There is no doubt that Yukino perfectly reproduced the unique beauty of a certain Chinese underwater dance performance "Prayer", which makes people full of reverie about the figure of the woman that day. I am stunned!"

"This is a [-]-point system, don't give your girl extra points!" Holy Grail Sauce grabbed the microphone without hesitation, and began to criticize, "But, our session is about worshiping the moon, but Yukino's player is biased towards Dunhuang Tiannv His style makes me unhappy—those bald donkeys who shout not to kill are the most annoying! Killing, killing, killing is the kingly way!"

Holy Grail Sauce slapped the kitchen knife on the table furiously: "In summary, I can only give 6 points!"

"Ah, you're really strict...but because Yukino also has the divinity of the moon god, if you round it up, it's my child, and I'll give 10 points!" Artemis shouted, "Then, let's see what the audience thinks. watch?"

"Oh, I've tasted enough."

"That's right, and it is said that the celestial maidens of Buddhism will come to challenge our Lord Chang'e from time to time."

"But think about it, in this way, wouldn't it mean that the heavenly girl is subduing us, Lord Chang'e?"

"Makes sense."

There was a lot of discussion, and the little rabbit voted for the score, and a good score of 7 jumped out on the screen.

Xue Nai snorted, evaporated the water from the venue, and was unhappy—crazy, why do Buddhist celestial maidens provoke you... Oh, Saraswati is one of the prototypes of celestial maidens?That's fine.

Mistake.

However, Xue Nai is still confident, no matter how biased these guys are, they can't be biased.Besides, I should be the only one here who can dance well, this is the pride of a dancer!

"The second contestant, Yui, take your place!"

Yuigahama Yui had already put on Suzuka Gozen's celestial maiden robe, causing a commotion on the stage: "It's boring, it's another celestial maiden...eh?"

The bells sounded rhythmically, and every movement of Yui was full of magical charm. She used the shadow reflected by the full moon as her dancing partner, and dominated the eyes of everyone on the field with her charming and sexy dance.

"Wuhu! Young lady can do it, I can do it! My phantom limbs are moving!"

"Wake up, we are all female rabbits! But it's really healthy!"

Yui has a variety of styles, and her charming dancing posture makes all the little bunnies make a whooping sound.

Holy Grail sauce looked at Fujimaru Tachika who was crossing Erlang's legs calmly, and was full of ridicule: "Fujimaru-san, your little life seems moist and painful."

"Don't say it... let's say you, an anthropomorphic Holy Grail, know Jill well!"

"I know Jill now! He has penetrated me deeply!"

"It's almost got you, a little expert in dirty jokes!"

After dancing to the song, the Sky Witch ended the performance with a gesture of raising a glass to invite the moon to drink, which drew cheers.

The score can't wait to jump out on the screen: 10!

Sure enough, even if it is a female rabbit, it is also an LSP. After all, it is said that the madness of the March rabbit comes from the legend of crazy mating.

Fujimaru Tachika covered her face and scored 10 points.

The Holy Grail Sauce also gave me a 7 out of [-] points: "Yes, awakening human desires, this is what we want to see! It's just that the technology is a bit weak~~"

"Great Uncleanness! I can't stand it anymore!"

Even though she said this, Artemis still opened the fingers covering her eyes honestly, she pouted and protested: "I am the virgin () goddess of chastity, so you can show me this... Passed! 6 points!"

In an instant, Yui's score jumped to 33 points, equal to Yukino's score.

Xue Nai was very angry, if it wasn't for the fact that this venue felt that there was some kind of restriction, she would definitely use complete fluid and Melt Envy: EX to give this group of lsp female rabbits a good look.

Is this a scene in the house dance area of ​​station B!

"Hey...professional dancing is still not as good as LSPs, so please come next, cute Abigail!"