Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

"Oh oh oh! It's delicious!" Fujimaru Tatsuka squinted his eyes in satisfaction, picked up the white rice and ate it hard.The fragrant rice, after chewing, produces the unique rice aroma of starch, which is neutralized by the barbecue in the mouth, playing a song of Dzogchen in life-wait, it’s not enough!

Fujimaru Tachika picked up the beef miso soup on the side and drank a few sips. The warm soup flowed down the esophagus into the stomach, completing a wonderful cycle.

"Ah ↗ ah ↘ Saigao!" Fujimaru Tachika sighed contentedly, not being bound by time and society, and when people fill their stomachs happily, people are detached from all trivial troubles, become free-wheeling, and re- The supreme moment of freedom.

"How does he look like an uncle who has drunk beer!" Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at him, but the chopsticks in her hands didn't stop, she picked up a piece of barbecue and stuffed it into her mouth.The delicious meat, combined with the right heat, made her eyes bend into crescents when she enjoyed it.

"Hey, Fujimaru-kun, we are friends, right?" Turning his head, Hikigaya Hachiman hugged Fujimaru Tatsuka's shoulder vigorously.

"Hana, what are you confessing? I'm sorry we can't, I don't like men." Fujimaru Tatsuka wanted to say that, but couldn't say it, because the eyes of Mr. Hikiya Hachiman in front of him were full of courage.

Hikigu Hachiman picked up the clip, held it in both hands, and handed it out respectfully: "The heat of the barbecue can be controlled so delicately! Please grill me a few more pieces of meat! Please!"

"Call the adults!"

"what?"

"Call me Fujimaru-sama!"

"Fujimaru SAMA! Please!"

"Heh heh heh, it's actually done to such an extent. There's really nothing I can do about you, Mr. Biqigu~"

Fujimaru Tachika took the clip and put the barbecue happily. Alas, I didn't expect that the self-taught culinary skills can be used on the barbecue in the past to cope with the situation that there may be no old lady with a back in the future.Ooooh, beet?

Yukino Yukino is hesitant to say anything, if you don't say it, people can roast it, forget it, as long as there is delicious barbecue!

Today's victory and defeat, Yukinoshita Yukino wins completely!

[-]. Dong ↗ Dong ↘ - refers to the heartbeat of Biqigu

"Without being disturbed by anyone, without any scruples, this kind of lonely behavior of eating and enjoying delicious food is the best cure for the so-called modern people who are equally endowed!" Satisfied, Fujimaru Tateka leaned on the back of the chair, contentedly Today's dinner will deliver a concluding statement.

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was eating creme brulee with a spoon, sighed regretfully: "Fujimaru-san, posting a sentence that seems to make sense that I copied from nowhere will not improve your image as a scumbag. Moreover, no matter how you look at it, this sentence seems to describe a single gourmet!"

Fujimaru Tachika shook her finger: "It's wrong, Yukinoshita, that describes a state of mind, a focused attitude that puts food in front of everything and ignores everything around it. When you and Hikigu just ate my meat, did you talk to me?" Well?"

Yukinoshita Yukino almost choked, as an elegant lady, she blushed a little when she was pointed out to be gluttonous: "That's different, that's..."

"Furthermore!" Fujimaru Tachika interrupted her words with a wave of his hand, emphasizing his tone, heartbroken, "Just now I ate my meat so deliciously and enthusiastically, and after I finished eating, I would call me Fujimaru-san indifferently, and occasionally say scum. , My heart aches, so much meat didn’t feed you? Yukinoshita! You woman who can’t get enough!”

Although I feel that this is a little bit wrong, but it is also right, the mouth is soft, Yukinoshita squeaked unnaturally, and said in a low voice: "...That's right, I will call you Fujimaru from now on. Come on!" Speaking of the second half of the sentence, she raised her voice, like a kitten baring its teeth and claws in front of a big wolf dog.

Plan pass ri!

Fujimaru Tatsuka smiled crookedly, this time he made a profit.

In Neon, appellation is a very particular thing.For example [xx (surname) + Sang] refers to XX classmates, and it is generally used on people who are not very close to each other or at least superficially implying that the relationship is not close, to express politeness.

【XX (surname) + Jun/Jiang】applies to males and females respectively, indicating that the relationship is quite close, at least they can be regarded as friends.Of course the suffix can be used or not.

[XX (name) + Jun/Jiang] or nicknames are generally only used for particularly close friendships.If you call by name directly, it is really only used between big relatives and friends or between boyfriend and girlfriend.

For example, Duanzi called Yukinoshita used the very familiar Xiaoxue—that is, the intimate way of calling Yukino sauce.It’s worth mentioning that... Tuanzi’s name is Biqigu, and those who are squatting at home are actually pronounced the same as Xiaoqi and Aqi. Whether they are understood as nicknames or nicknames for surnames depends purely on free evidence.

The mystery of this is like the monkey who called the Iron Fan Princess Xiao Tiantian the night before, and became Mrs. Niu the next day, full of knowledge.

And Fujimaru Tachika understands very well that titles are magical, and changes in [name] are often easy to induce changes in [real].This wave, the favorability can slowly increase!Hehehe, we will all be teammates from now on, how can we do it without adding up our favorability?Unite all forces that can be united!

Hikigu Hachiman has seen through everything: It's amazing to attack the madman!The skill of freely walking between Charlotte and Matthew is really exaggerated!Master of Chaldea, awesome!

If Fujimaru Tachika has a reputation system, he should be able to see the +1 prompt (referring to reputation) constantly popping up on Hikigu's head, right?Unfortunately, it cannot be replaced.

He just inexplicably felt the admiration in Hikigu Hachiman's eyes, took a sip of his orange juice, and brought the topic down to business: "We've eaten and drank enough, let's talk about serious business."

I asked for a private room on purpose, and just now I ordered the waiter to remove the plate, explaining that I don’t need to come over for the time being, and there are noisy voices outside, this kind of situation is just suitable for talking privately that cannot be communicated in public.

Fujimaru Tachika tapped the table lightly with her fingers, and first sorted out the status quo: "Under the cave, our combat power is not enough to break through the infestation of the red mist, so we need to find a solution. At present, the only clue we know is Mamen symbolism."

Hikigu answered: "And since your eyes have seen the conceptual connection and know that the cave is closely related to the outside world, it can be temporarily inferred that more than [-]% of the current situation of the cave may be caused by man."

After the two of them finished speaking, they turned their eyes to Yukinoshita Yukino who did not express any opinion.

Yukinoshita crossed her arms and tapped her arm lightly with her fingers: "Why don't you check out religious groups?"

"Religious groups...should be a breakthrough." Fujimaru Tateka rubbed her forehead in a bit of annoyance, feeling troubled.

The trouble is that neon religion can't be too much!

The religions that exist in neon are mainly three major factions: Shinto, Buddhism and miscellaneous religion.Modern Shintoism seems to have declined in a certain sense. Although more than 70% of Neon people will go to Shinto temples to pay homage during festivals, this is not so much a belief as a cultural tradition.

The Buddhist department, because of its right to manage tombs, has been more deeply involved in the lives of Nihong people than Shintoism, so they are the group of religions with the most devout followers.

But in addition to these two, there are a bunch of new native religions, most of which have a leader, and there are various classes below.New religions that are well mixed, such as the Soka Gakkai, a new religion transformed from Buddhism, have established their own independent political party, the Civic Party. With a neutral political stance, they often govern jointly with other political parties.There is also the Happiness Scientology Church, which claims to have 1000 million followers, and makes a lot of money by selling the leader's books, movies and peripherals.There was once an actress who stopped acting because she believed in religion.

Not only are there so many new religions, but they are also united through the system of the New Neon Religious Group Federation, which has considerable influence.If there is indeed a cult masquerading as a new religion, investigating resistance could be time-consuming and laborious.

Is there really enough time?Fujimaru Tachika recalled the situation in the cave, and a sense of crisis rushed to the back of his head. He hurriedly asked: "When did you go there for the first time, and what is the interval between the three times?"

"It was around the end of April, I think it was a few days after joining the service department..." Hikigu Hachiman recalled hard.

"After Hihama-san came to ask me to make cookies for the second time..." Yukinoshita Yukino also realized something was wrong.

"It is now April 4th, that is to say, within ten days, the monsters have already started to change from the flesh and blood slimes you mentioned into decent little devils." Fujimaru Tachika paused, compared Draw three fingers, "I'm sure, if this matter is not resolved within three days, then the trouble may be serious."

A sense of trembling swept through the backs of everyone present. The leisurely and cheerful atmosphere of the barbecue dinner just now melted away like a fake.

Fujimaru Tachika showed enlightened eyes: "In extraordinary times, do extraordinary things! Biqigu!"

"Is there a solution?!" Hikigu was very excited, as expected of the master of Chaldea!We can easily do things we can't do!

"Give me women's clothes tonight!"

"what?!"

[-]. Kong Ming’s trap (refresh picture)

Due to the protection of "freedom of association" in the Neon Constitution, many well-known Yakuza organizations are legal organizations, and they have maintained law and order when the Neon Police Force was insufficient.In contrast, Neon cannot attack specific organizations, and can only target individuals when the evidence is fully obtained.Even now that the Nihong government has promulgated the "Act on Countermeasures against Violent Groups", which has reduced the size of the Jidao organizations, some of the big brothers who are not doing well are forced to open milk tea shops, and they will not return their words, but greet them with a smile.But the surviving Yakuza organizations are still very active in the local area.

After thinking of these things, Hikigu Hachiman had come back to his senses, he was a little terrified: "Women's clothes... are you trying to fish for law enforcement?"

"Wrong, I'm not enforcing the law. I'm exercising something that is on the edge of the law but not breaking the rules." Fujimaru Tachika smiled softly, but his eyes seemed to roar like a tiger, "Choose, Hikigu, yes If you want women's clothes, you still have to push this dangerous task to Yukinoshita!"

Mr. Hikigaya Hachiman, as a majestic man, it is naturally impossible for a girl to do this.

Even if this girl knows Aikido and has the power of a heroic spirit, she can fight him evenly!

Man, you can't say no at critical times!

Hikigu Hachiman had a heroic face, with grief and generosity: "Let go of that girl, something is coming to me!"

Fujimaru Tachika clapped his hands and shouted: "Hey! Good! Then it's settled, we'll go buy long hair now, Yukinoshita, you have cosmetics, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino suppressed a smile, covered her mouth and nodded.

Fujimaru Tachika took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and handed it to her: "Then please enter your email address and mobile phone number for me, and I'll go buy some costume props such as wigs with Hikigu Hachiman first, and then call you to confirm the order." Add something, and we will meet at your house later."

Yukinoshita Yukino took the phone and paused a little hesitantly.

Fujimaru Tachika tilted her head and blinked: "What's wrong?"

"...It's nothing." Xue Nai held her long hair by her ears with her hands, feeling a little hot, and lowered her head to enter the phone email address and number.

Biqigu was astonished!Still have this kind of operation?It is so natural to ask for the phone number and email address of the girl I met on the first day!No, this is no longer a cash charge, but the level of a lover!It is worthy of being the master of Chaldea, who has never touched a leaf!

If Fujimaru Tachika really knew how to read minds, she would definitely complain about Hikigu: Where is this?This is the lover, what are those bad friends I met in the previous life?The ultimate gun king?

However, Fujimaru Tachika does lack some common sense. He has been working hard for the past 17 years and rarely participates in social interaction. He really doesn't understand what it means to exchange email addresses with girls. He just thinks it is necessary. Then Just do it.

After getting the contact information, Fujimaru Tateka quickly took back the phone, pushed Hikigaya out with both hands, and waved back without looking back: "That's it for now! See you later, Yukinoshita!"

"...see you later." Yukinoshita Yukino replied softly.

Bi Qigu's voice came from outside the door again: "Wait a while! By the way, I just realized that it was not a choice of two, but a choice of three just now! Don't you have the option of women's clothing?!"

"Oh, you have already agreed. If you want to say something, don't you mean it? If a man keeps his word, if he backs out, Dad and I will be sad!"

"Don't take advantage of it, let go! HA? NA? SE! Fujimaru, you are plotting against me!"

puff!

Yukinoshita finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

[-]. Your name is Tequila Biqigu

"Tsk tsk, Don Quixote is terrible. You can sell everything. I took a look. You can purchase ingredients here to make Molotov cocktails!" Fujimaru Tachika and Hikiguchi walked in the Don Quixote supermarket, taking a walk Walk to the make-up area.

"Molotov cocktail? Molotov cocktail?! You can do this too?" Hikigu Hachiman didn't react for a moment, and then his eyes widened.

Fujimaru Tatsuka's hands were a little itchy, careless, ready to move, and then replied: "Ah, I learned how to make it by accident. Hey, what's wrong with you?" He felt Hikigu Hachiman pat his shoulder hard.

Hey, how cruel, those experiences staying in the dreamland really can't explain the hardships of Fujimaru Tatsuka's past ten thousandth!When we were in high school, he had so few resources that he had to make Molotov Molotov cocktails himself.

Hikigaya Hachiman sighed, thinking of Fujimaru Tateka's experience, he couldn't help but sympathize with this peer: "It was very hard! (The journey of saving and destroying the world.)"

"? Ah, (working hard every day to learn the skills that may be used) is indeed very hard!" Although Fujimaru Tachika felt that he was trying to figure out something more than Kigu Hachiman, but it doesn't matter, as long as the effect is good!

Look, the resentment that Hikigu Hachiman had just now has completely disappeared now!

I don't know what I did, but it's me!

Fujimaru Tachika happily put towels, several bottles of high-purity vodka and some chemicals that Hikigu didn't understand very well into the basket, then turned to Bikigu and signaled: "Hurry up, let me pick it for you. It must look good." wig."

The voice is not loud, but it is very magnetic, attracting ambiguous looks from the aunts nearby who are shopping.

You can say a few words less!What a beautiful aibo!It's a pity that there is an open mouth!

Hikigaya was like a goldfish struggling on the desk, opening and closing his mouth in vain, and finally decided to close his mouth, pulling Fujimaru Tachika forward in strides.

"Oh, why is Biqigu so anxious, Uncle, I will definitely pick a satisfactory one for you!"

"Shut up! Or you'll wear the wig!"

"Oh....."

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"There are actually skills in choosing a wig." Fujimaru Lixiang picked up a wig and sneered, "This kind of machine-processed chemical fiber hair products is fun. It's not just a one-time problem, it looks very fake. Can't make you look like a JK at all!"

Bi Qigu looked around furtively for a week, and was relieved to find that no one was there. He still frowned and whispered with his already gloomy face, "Stop reading, Master! Stop reading!"

Fujimaru Tachika turned a deaf ear, picked up another wig, gestured at Hikigaya, and nodded with satisfaction: "This one is very good. Silk, it looks like real hair. Handmade, easy to trim, to cover your face The lines on the waist. It is also light, breathable and comfortable, which is really a good choice for women’s clothing.”

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What did you learn in Chaldea!Was dragging one of the lessons you learned as well?

The question marks in Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes pierced the sky, almost piercing Fujimaru Tateka's back, he had to explain: "Ah, actually I (playing FGO) can switch genders at will when I was in Chaldea, so there is no need Learn some techniques like cross-dressing, just kidding...hahaha~"

Chaldea...they are all weirdos after all!Hikigu Hachiman believed it, and considered putting a label on Fujimaru Tatsuka as "gender is doubtful, but loves women".

After picking out the wig, and choosing a few suitable girls’ clothes, Fujimaru Tateka asked Hikigu Hachiman to take a few things, explain it, and line up separately to pay the bill—although the neon bureaucrats are all inheritors of the craftsman spirit, But still, just in case.Someone really came to check his shopping data, and he saw, good guy, he can make a few bottles of local Molotov cocktails, so what's the deal?

Ah, although the young lady who pays the bill has a strange face, looking at the wigs and women's clothing in the basket, she shows a smile that young people really know how to play.But who is Fujimaru Tachika?I am also a gentleman, open-minded!

After paying the payment without changing his face, everything was safe and sound, Fujimaru Tateka walked in front, Hikigaya Hachiman followed behind a little evasively, pretending to be two unknown male high school students, and left Don Quixote.

Tsk tsk, the psychological quality of the big teacher needs to be improved. Go back and give him the "Handbook for Anti-Espionage of Turtle Citizens" and let him have a look at the reverse application!

Fujimaru Tachika was thinking about something out of tune, picked up her phone and sent a text message, and confirmed the address with Yukinoshita.On the way shopping just now, he confirmed with Yukinoshita Yukino that although she doesn't usually put on much makeup, she has a full set of cosmetics from her sister at home, combined with the props she bought, she will definitely be able to create a perfect Hachiko Hiki!

Bi Qigu in the back shivered, feeling a little cold on his back, ah, the late spring at the end of April still carried a little bit of chill.

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"Hikigu's facial features are actually pretty good-looking," Fujimaru Tateka held the eyebrow pencil and looked at him with the spirit of a professional painter, "(whispering) For example, there are unexpectedly many female pictures of Hikigu on the p station..."

"Huh? What did you say?" Yukinoshita Yukino followed beside him with the mentality of a seeker, but she couldn't hear the second half of what he said.

"Nothing! In fact, his problem lies in the pair of dead fish eyes, which are so rotten that people refuse to take a second look."

"Hey! It's a rotten dead fish eye, I'm so sorry for you! Don't hurry up! Let me die quickly! Hurry up!" Hikigu Hachiman, today is still extremely praised and deflated.

Fujimaru Tachika said impatiently: "Shut up! I'll give you the pen, and you can melt it!" After suppressing Hikiya Hachiman's counterattack with one sentence, he said to Yukinoshita Yukino who was eager for knowledge: "The so-called makeup It is the first of the four major sorcerers in Asia, it is just a Biqigu, let me fix you!"

"The eyes are rotten and gloomy? Then use colored contact lenses to cover these dead fish eyes!"