Don't play with moon terriers in Chunwu

Punishing rape and eradicating evil, we are willing to do anything, Fujimaru trusts you and leaves the matter to you—— Yui is only occasionally stupid, not stupid, besides the coquettish complaints of others, the righteous masters who have been accused of being slanderous Don't answer, how dare I say it in front of them?I can not.

Quickly consuming the energy accumulated for almost two hours after eating, Hibiki Sakura finally found a way to break the situation: "Oh, Yui-san, in front of a little girl like Abigail, I'm not afraid to spoil her by saying such things. ?"

Yuigahama Yui was taken aback, and turned to look at Abigail at a loss, deeply blaming herself.

"Huh? What do you mean? Isn't the captain a good guy? The sheriff of our town takes the Bible every now and then and announces that I am the law, and then I was hanged by those bad guys." Abigail heard His own name, raised his head in doubt, and said the cruel truth.

"A small place in America, are the people so simple?" Sakura Hibiki's expression almost collapsed.

Others: It left a strange impression on someone who has never been to the United States.

Fujimaru Tachika touched Abigail's head, and then comforted Yui: "Don't think too much, we will treat you like this over there. You are our good partner and a rare one. Without you , in the future, we can rely on you to solve any opponents who refuse to cooperate, those who are not easy to fight openly, and those who are extremely vicious and unwilling to cooperate. You are an indispensable member of our Chaldea!"

Yuigahama Yui felt that these words were a bit familiar, but he still felt elated: Ateng thinks I am very important, so he will give me more tasks in the future, because he values ​​me.

Yukinoshita Yukino watched from the side, thoughtful, as if she had learned something.

The others felt a little cold, like Tatsuka Fujimaru opened a door that shouldn't be opened.

Fujimaru Tachika suddenly poohed, and after appeasing the tool man, he turned to Sakura Hibiki with a smile, and the latter raised his hands in surrender before he could speak: "Fujimaru-san! I will definitely keep it a secret, and I will never reveal what happened today, can you Don't delete my memory."

Her eyes wandered: "I read in those books that deleting memories is easy to damage the brain, but it's not as convenient as in "Men in Black"."

"No, it's just a few days of being stupid. At worst, you will meet someone who can hypnotize you, plant all kinds of evil instructions for you, and become a [beep——] who can only [beep——]." Fujimaru Tachika compared her thumbs and smiled with her eight teeth, "Our Xia Zhiqiu should be able to handle it. If you fail to practice your hands, you will go to Uncle Ghost Animal."

"Don't!" Yasakura Hibiki immediately catapulted onto the high stool, begging for mercy in a difficult Dogezuzat posture, "Let me go, I can do anything."

"Hoho, you can do everything, right?" Fujimaru Tatsuka took out a contract from his bosom, "Sign this deed of prostitution."

"Didn't you premeditate this?" Sakura Hibiki accepted the contract unwillingly, glanced at it, and then widened his eyes.

Of course, this is not a contract of prostitution, otherwise I should be torn apart by the two black silk girls over there.

But Sha Cangxiang didn't expect it to be an employee contract: it's very simple, with five social insurances and one housing fund, and a low salary, about the same as the salary of a convenience store grandpa.But the workload is light, and you don't need to sit in the office to work, just report in time when you encounter an incident.And she also sees a very attractive project.

"After discovering the weird event and reporting it for confirmation, will there be a bonus?" Xiang Cangxiang's eyes were almost filled with money symbols, she wiped her saliva, and took out a brush to sign it without saying a word.

"Hmm~ Very good, so you, as a person who has witnessed the weirdness, can be considered safe now." Fujimaru Tachika put away the contract with satisfaction, and his words made Sakura ring his ears.

"Uh, so, I may also encounter weirdness in the future?" Sa Cangxiang was very stressed.

Fujimaru Tachika comforted her: "Don't worry, as long as you call fast enough, you can still survive. Probably."

"Probably?" Hibiki confirmed without hope.

"Well, in essence, it is to connect your concept with our organization. According to Yang Naijie, in the sense of mysticism, it can make your attraction to weirdness drop a little bit higher than usual..."

"It's a million points..." Sha Cangxiang was lying face down on the table, and after a while he let out a muffled voice: "Speaking of which, don't many weirdnesses have entities that can be directly hammered?"

Fujimaru Tachika cast her eyes on Kasumigaoka Shiwa, and motioned for Chaldea's most reliable technical advisor to speak-although her spells are only D-level.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu tapped her lips with her pale fingers, and said after a while, "Using the props made by that gloomy man with Doupa's knowledge, it should be able to kill."

Sha Cang slapped the table and stood up, clenching his fists: "I've decided, let the teacher introduce me to practice fighting with Mr. Magic Gun later, and earn more money to buy props with Mr. Beimu Nizhou later."

Tachika Fujimaru: "The Age of Magic: Am I the only one who is not awakened?" "The Legend of the Magic Gun Girl in the New Era, serialized in style.

Sha Cangxiang, who aroused her fighting spirit, sat down and began to eat again. According to her words, she must eat well before practicing well.

Yukino looked at this girl who had found an excuse to satisfy her appetite with amused expression, and couldn't help being a little melancholy: "As an ordinary person, Sacang was also involved. This era is changing too fast."

Fujimaru Tachika nodded: "Yes, for example, our friend Hikigu has not seen anyone for almost a month, and I don't know what he is doing."

Fujimaru Tachika was chanting here, and in the underground of London far away, Hikigu Hachiman sneezed: "Who is talking about me, it must be Komachi, hey, I will be scolded again when I go back."

"Bi Qigu, don't stand still, come and change shifts."

"Here we come." Hikigu Hachiman picked up the wooden knife and put it on his shoulder, and walked over wearily.

On the opposite side, there are all monsters.

75. Boys and girls of this age are really boring

"What's on the other side of the sea? Of course it's the Smurfs~" Hikigaya Hachiman forcefully joked with Ayaka Totsuka who came down from the battle.

The little angel's delicate porcelain face was covered with dust, and the military uniform on his body was also stained with blood. He forced a smile: "Hachiman, you are really energetic, please stay a little longer."

"Ah, leave it to me." Hikigu Hachiman rushed out, and the wooden knife in his hand mercilessly chopped down a snake queen who was hiding and secretly casting spells in front of the formation, and didn't care about the materials it dropped—the accumulation was enough too much.

The wooden knife in his hand swept across, and Hikigu Hachiman regretted why he brought his companions to the London Devil's Lair.

Out of the desire to repay the debt of favor as soon as possible, he, Mingzo Kai, Ayaka Totsuka and others invited a few awakened people to come to Albion, the spiritual tomb, for daily brushing activities.Based on the idea that the pass is not easy, they plan to spend 7 days before returning.Then in less than three days, the entire tomb of Albion rioted.

Monsters that could not appear in the ruins of the shallow city came flooding in one after another, and all the extraordinary people who stayed inside were caught off guard, so they could only rely on the city ruins near the entrance to carry out defensive battles.Sufficient combat power, as well as the supply storage near the entrance, have allowed them to maintain the front line until now-even for another month.

But the people left behind have a vague guess in their minds—these monsters did not riot spontaneously, but appeared in this area because there seemed to be something terrifying driving them behind them.

It was like the air pressure before the storm, which made everyone feel restless, making small mistakes one after another frequently.

Panting heavily, Hikigu Hachiman released an onmyoji from being trapped, but he didn't notice that worms had broken out of the octopus-like sea monster corpse beside him.

"Sneak attack, bad civilization, crush." ​​The three-color interlaced rainbow light blade softly rolled up the winged blade worms the size of a bird, tearing them into pieces.

Hikigaya Hachiman watched the blade sweep past his eyes in a cold sweat, and thanked loudly: "Thanks Tsukamoto!"

Yakumo Tsukamoto, who was wearing a transparent white veil, nodded expressionlessly and continued to join the battle line.

Hikigu Hachiman sighed: "It would be great if Fujimaru was here."

"Hahaha, little brother Biqigu is here again. Even if he is an awakened person, what ability does he have to enter this world for a month." Some comrades laughed loudly.

"Who said that? My friend is very powerful, there must be a way." Hikigu Hachiman smiled and gestured the middle finger, which caused a burst of laughter, and even Tsukamoto Yakumo's poker face smiled slightly .

"Anyway, come on, stay safe, the message for help has been sent up, and it is estimated that there will be reinforcements in a few days. When my friend comes to sweep you, don't be so scared that your jaw drops." Bi Qigu and others drove the battlefield The joke on the website inspired everyone, and their eyes couldn't help but look forward—hope the group of dog bureaucrats above react quickly.It can still be dealt with now, but if the following things really come up, that's terrible.

Uh, what are bureaucrats doing where they don't know?in a meeting.Everyone is hesitating, considering whether they should add help.The surrounding area of ​​London, where the tomb of Albion is located, has already been set up as a military restricted zone, and now there are a large number of modern weaponry units that combine magic knowledge.

What they are most worried about is whether the reinforcements will cause the monsters inside to rush out-the tomb of Albion has a strong ban, and although the London side accidentally got the opening device, there will be a certain buffer zone between the switches.If it is opened at this time, who will be responsible if casualties are caused.

The bureaucrats dare not gamble—they have no ability to gamble. As early as the United Kingdom handed over the dominance of its nuclear weapons to the United States, the glory of Great Britain in the past has long been trampled into the mud by themselves, and they have no courage at all. to gamble.

"Ahem, why don't you continue to let the civilian team volunteers maintain the front line? In case of failure, we can also assist them to retreat and wipe out the monsters that may break through the ban." Finally, an honest person spoke, and other bureaucrats rushed Yes, vote for the wait-and-see option.

As for notifying other people who have made friends with the following non-governmental organizations in the [Renovation Association] to support them?My Great Britain has its own national conditions, so how can I casually leak secrets.

In this way, another day of peace has ushered in around the tomb of Albion.

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At the climax of the moon, Tachika Fujimaru waved goodbye to his friends in Tokyo with the sleeping Abigail on his back.The Chiba group of four walked on the quiet street back home, stepping on the moonlight, and the journey was peaceful and beautiful.

Yui became playful, stepping on the street lamps and the shadows under the moonlight, jumping and jumping.She didn't play enough by herself, so she just dragged Xue Nai along.

"Childish or not..." Yukino was pulled over helplessly, and reluctantly followed Yui to bounce around in the shadows, and finally got to play.Slowly, the voices of girls playing around sounded.

Isn't this the Superman version of Hopscotch?

Fujimaru Tachika watched the two of them leap several meters, and looked around guiltily. Fortunately, there were no people living in the alley from the station, so let them play.

However, this child really doesn't have much childhood, and such a simple game seems to be playing for the first time.

Looking at Yukino whose face was flushed with excitement from a distance, Fujimaru Tachika couldn't help but sigh—what are you playing hopscotch?Come play games with me. aibo, a library of dancing machines in arcade halls.

He held Abigail's little butt behind his back. Unexpectedly, Abigail, who was sleeping soundly, frowned and murmured: "The leader is good or bad, don't be so fast. Abigail hasn't taken a shower yet, she stinks." of."

Fujimaru Tachika froze, and the two girls who were stepping on the shadow on the opposite side stopped, the shadow cast covered half of their faces, and the other half of their faces under the dim light was no longer as beautiful and lovely as before, but became gloomy. Furious.

"Abby wants the leader to take Abby to..."

The eyes on the other side were so sharp that they broke through the limit of the style of painting, and the faces of the two were resolute. The next moment they pointed their fingers high and shouted at Tachika Fujimaru, "You are dead", he was not surprised.

"The horse riding game is really fun, hehe..." Abby, who was lying on Fujimaru Tachika's shoulder, smiled happily, soaking his shoulder unknowingly.

"Oh, it's so hot."

"That's right, let's go home."

The two turned around stiffly and moved forward with the same hands and feet.

Fujimaru Tachika curled her lips in disdain: The two of you who understand in seconds, is it really Chiba who is hot?

76. It is just the direct contact between mucous membrane and skin

"Master, how bad are you? You obviously shouldn't be in such a hurry, ahhhhhh~~" Abigail watched Fujimaru Tachika rush over, and then hugged her small body...

Abby was then put on his shoulders and circled around Chaldea on the Fujimaru.

At that time, Chaldea was still in Antarctica, and the wind and snow outside the window continued all year round.The interior space is small but still warm.There are not many people in Jiali, but they know each other well. From time to time, you can always bump into acquainted servants on the aisle, and you can even see some admiring eyes on the way of galloping.Some are for Abigail, some are for Fujimaru Tateka.

So far, Abigail still remembers the nursery rhymes, Jack, Joan of Arc Lily, Qing Ji (?) their longing eyes, and the gratified smiles of the adults watching them play, it is so shameful that even the face burns up.

He is obviously a 14-year-old adult, so he shouldn't be as self-willed as a child.

But until now, Abby still secretly misses that time. She went around Chaldea for a short time, but she deeply remembered it——the group leader’s fragrant black hair, broad and safe shoulders, If you ride again, it must be as intoxicating as the generous and warm back you are leaning on now.

"Eh...back?" Abigail raised her head abruptly, sucked the saliva dripping from the corner of her mouth, her gaze gradually focused, and then her face began to turn red.

"Ah, Abby woke up? I slept so soundly, my T-shirt was wet with saliva..." Fujimaru Tateka said jokingly when she sensed the movement behind her.

He didn't have eyes behind him, but the two girls who made a joke secretly paid attention to the situation behind him.Seeing that Abigail's entire face was as red as an apple, and steam was about to come out of her head, Yukinoshita Yukino decided to make a diplomatic reprimand first to cover up her mistake: "Fujimaru, Fujimaru, you are such a ghost, you are molesting like this A little lady, very rude."

"That's right, I blame you for always talking strange things and torturing teenagers." Yui looked indignant, as if the little perverts who just heard Lolita's dream talk and wanted to be crooked never existed.

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault, Abby, don't be shy. The saliva smells good, so it doesn't bother me at all. When I get home, I won't wash my clothes, but frame them as family heirlooms." Fujimaru Tachika Immediately handed out the handle of being a gentleman—everyone is a gentleman and a lady, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, we are abnormal and we are proud, so don't make use of it.

Yui and Yukino hated their teeth so much that Fujimaru pulled everyone to the same level by accident. In the future, with his rich pervert experience, wouldn't he beat everyone up.

The two looked at each other, and the result of today's battle is here for the time being. Another day must find the right opportunity to make Fujimaru admit that he is not just a gentleman, and to expose his essence of the deep sea monster, so that he can be regarded as a It's better for a lady.

... They never thought about taking off the label of mensao on their heads at all, and their thinking was completely wrong.

Abigail didn't know that there was an ugly war of intrigue before she woke up, she believed it was true: "Captain, the clothes will stink like this."

Yukino & Yui: Oh, this girl is too tender.

Abigail straightened up on Fujimaru Tachika's back, put on an adult look, and after serious consideration for a long time, finally came up with a compromise: "If the leader likes Abi's saliva so much, then Abby will give it to the leader every day."

boo.

Abigail kissed Fujimaru Tatsuka's side quickly, then covered her cheeks hehe, and retracted Fujimaru Tatsuka's back.

Fujimaru Tachika almost staggered.Yukino and Yui blinked their eyes, thinking about whether they had drunk tonight, and why they were drunk even without drinking.

At this time, the two girls noticed that although Abigail was blushing, she had a very proud expression, like a rat that stole oil and fell into a rice and oil tank.

hiss.

Yukinoshita and Yuigahama couldn't wait to turn Fujimaru Tatsuka's head away to see what this [little girl] was thinking.

Abigail didn't make another move, but just smirked and pressed her hot face to her back, and snuggled a few times in satisfaction to cool down.

It was exactly the same as I thought at the time. I really hope that this road has no destination.

It's a pity that happy time always flies by so fast. If we use Einstein's ingenious theory of time as a metaphor, it is not sitting in front of the fire talking with young girls, but smoking cigars, drinking whiskey and watching undressing ( ) danced.

In a blink of an eye, they walked downstairs to Yukinoshita's apartment, ready to part.

When Tachika Fujimaru handed over the reluctant Abigail to Yukinoshita, Abigail took advantage of this moment and quickly put a stamp on the other side of her face.Then he threw himself into Yukinoshita's arms with a blushing face, and shook his hands at him: "Leader, bye bye~ Remember to think of Abby obediently, otherwise I won't give you a gift next time."

"Hey, are you still arguing with the leader about this?" Fujimaru Tatsuka pinched Abi's fat baby cheek before turning her head and leaving.

But within a few steps, he stopped suspiciously, turned his head and asked Yubihama Yui: "What? Aren't you going home today?"

"I'm going to stay overnight!" Yui blinked and sighed, "I'm going to partner with Yukinoshita to teach hygiene education to a certain lady, so don't let Little Red Riding Hood dance around the mouth of the big bad wolf all day long!" .”

Fujimaru Tachika made an annoyed gesture of repelling: "Go, go, I've been thinking about it all day long, I think you two know a lot."

I'm so angry, I can't refute it after being sprayed with blood - because it doesn't make sense no matter what I listen to.

Yukinoshita Yukino fought back with a half-smile: "Stop standing there, I'm starting to wonder if you want to stay and participate in the private conversation time at the girl's house."

Fujimaru Tatsuka felt guilty: He was talking about health education class, but a little science prince like me wouldn't be invited as a special guest?

But he really couldn't say it, so he had no choice but to speak righteously: "I doubt that the two ladies without a teacher's qualification certificate will teach Abigail wrong knowledge. I suggest recording it and let me correct it for you."

"Get out of here. Otherwise, I'll tell my sister to give you the card reimbursement process." Yukinoshita waved her small fists, although there was no threat at all.