My chastity can't be taken lightly by a dog

——You know, the black cat used to be very polite when talking to Ayase in reality, which is a world of difference compared to the cynicism to Kirino.

And seeing Ayase this time, the black cat actually communicated with Ayase in her unique radio-type middle-two words, which is enough to show that her view of Ayase is no longer a "friend of a friend".

After thinking about it, Ayase understood this truth, and she rolled her eyes after being immune to the opening remarks of the black cat, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Did not do anything……"

Seeing Ayase like this, Black Cat also lost interest in continuing the second year of middle school. After speaking, she turned her face away. Although she couldn't figure out what she was thinking, Ayase could also see the black cat's expression at this time. Feeling a little down.

The living room was quiet again, and the atmosphere was even a bit terrible.

"So what you're doing is what you're doing..." Seeing that she couldn't get any useful information from the black cat, Ayase sighed helplessly, walked to the window and opened the curtains, so that the sunlight outside the house would brighten the interior. The darkness drove out, "Although I can see things clearly by relying on the electric light, the sun is more comfortable..."

While muttering, Ayase turned around and found that the black cat had tightly closed its eyes, and the aura of a queen sitting on the throne just now disappeared in an instant, but now it seemed to poke it with her finger The appearance that the kitty will appear behind the forehead.

"Sorry, is it too dazzling?"

"I don't like sunlight."

"..." Forcibly holding back the idea of ​​complaining, Ayase changed the subject and asked, "Where is Saori?"

"She didn't come."

"Eh?" Unexpectedly, Saori didn't come, and Ayase felt that the situation in front of her had an inexplicable sense of sight.

"... She said that she was suddenly unable to come because of an urgent matter. She came to my house yesterday and said, "I'm sorry, I have to travel far away because of an urgent matter. Please pass this on to Mrs. Xiao Tongtong", and then hurried away. "

"That...although I can probably guess the consequences of Saori not coming..." Ayase looked at the black cat who took "Stardust Little Witch Meruru" from the bag, and asked with her eyelids twitching: " So you and Kirino fought again, right..."

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Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang! !Summer Volume Chapter 1 is out! ! !

come! !Continue to explode today! ! !

Let's see who will confess first! ! !

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"Tsk, without Saori's adjustment, these two people must have quarreled again. 』

Hearing that Saori couldn't come due to something, Ayase immediately sorted out the cause and effect of the matter. After all, Kirino and Kuroneko are together, and if there is no third party to mediate, they will definitely have a big fight.

——Usually the leader of the otaku assembly, Saori is the third party to arbitrate.

"third party? ? ?Well, nothing wrong..." Ayase nodded secretly, very satisfied with the metaphor she thought of.

Sure enough, the black cat nodded, "Hmph, you know it very well...that's what happened."

"..." Seeing the black cat nodding in satisfaction, Ayase suddenly didn't know what to say, and the atmosphere became silent again.

"So Kirino also ran back to the house to sulk because of the quarrel? After thinking about Kirino's behavior pattern, Ayase realized that her guess might really be the truth, "It's really... childish. 』

Just when Ayase didn't know what to say, the mobile phone in the satchel suddenly vibrated.

"Uh, mail..." Ayase felt more and more immediate in front of the scene—as expected, the mail was sent from Saori.

"Mr. Ayase, please take care of the rest. p(#￣▽￣#)o"

Resisting the urge to drop the phone, Ayase gritted her teeth and replied "yes" to Saori, "So, what the hell is this cute emoji? My old lady is a mess! 』

Now that Saori has quit, Ayase, who is a receiver, has no choice but to find a way to solve the problem in front of her, "It seems that now... I am the third party? 』

『But maybe Saori is really a good leader? 』While thinking about the solution, Ayase suddenly thought, after all, Saori was able to send this text message to Ayase, which meant that she had already predicted that this situation would happen after she was unable to come because of urgent matters.

"And appointed me to solve this problem on her behalf..." Looking at the expressionless black cat drinking juice, Ayase thought with a headache: "You really think highly of me..."

"Anyway...let me talk about why you guys are arguing? Because of animation..."

"...It's not..." The black cat interrupted Ayase's words neatly, but then he didn't answer, just stared at the glass in his hand silently.

Seeing this, Ayase was not in a hurry, but just stared at the black cat patiently without making a sound.

After waiting for a while, the black cat filthy sighed helplessly, "I didn't come here to quarrel with her, even if Saori wasn't here... I have carefully considered what to do when she isn't there of."

"So, even though I came here to watch the animation, but I tried my best not to mention topics related to the animation. I think... that guy should be the same as me."

"I see..." Ayase looked at the relaxed tone of the black cat trying to pretend not to care, and nodded, "Then what? Why are you arguing?"

"Mobile novel." The black cat has a look of disgust, and highlights a noun bitterly.

"Mobile phone... novel?" Ayase repeated the term with some difficulty. It's not that she doesn't know what a mobile phone novel is. After all, she is an industry insider now, and she still has some understanding of this kind of novel written by mobile phone and written casually. .

It's just that when I heard these words suddenly, Ayase had recently forgotten about Gui Yanye's affairs, and her memory of the plot showed signs of recovery, and thought of a big event related to these four words .

The black cat glanced at Ayase, and continued:

"Hmph, I wrote some mobile novels. I remember that you are also creating comics and novels, right? Would you like to read what I wrote? Although it must be a masterpiece~"

The black cat imitated Kirino exactly, and the feeling of the "humming" can be said to be exactly the same as Kirino himself.

"Then why the quarrel..." Although Ayase had already guessed the content behind it, she still asked in order to let the two people get along peacefully.

"I almost wanted to kill her..." The black cat suddenly lost its calm tone before, and said words full of killing intent with a calm expression.

After calming down for a while, the black cat explained again with a deadpan voice, "Not to mention that the protagonist of the novel is exactly the same as the author, and the writing without rules and the random line breaks... at last It's too much..."

Hei Mao, who had calmed down at this point, suddenly paused and continued: "There is a character who obviously used me as a model. A Gothic lolita named Hei Mao was raped to death."

"Please let me see..." Hearing this, Ayase stood up suddenly, saw the sharp eyes of the black cat, swallowed the second half of the sentence abruptly, and said, "...Let me reprimand Kirito I apologize to you, she was too much!!"

"However, you can pick up so many problems with Kirino's novels, it seems that your writing skills are also very good..." Ayase smiled sarcastically, and flattered her.

He gave Ayase a straight look, as if he was very dissatisfied with what she said just now, and after a while, the black cat continued: "Unlike you, a writer who has already debuted, writing is just a hobby, and it's up to her to decide how to write a sentence. free……"

"I'm not the kind of person who doesn't understand the past, and I will always clamor to abide by the writing method." Speaking of his field of interest, the black cat will become very talkative like Kirino, "What I said just now Those questions are just expressions of "that's not what I like". "

"By the way..." After saying this, the black cat suddenly stopped again, and its eyes wandered from Ayase to the cup in his hand, as if there was something unspeakable.

"Huh?" Seeing that the black cat was anxious and didn't even know where to look, Ayase looked at her with eyes filled with inquiry.

"That...I also have today...bring my own novel...can you..."

"Oh~" Ayase slapped his head suddenly, recalling that he once said in Xia Comic that he wanted to see the work of Black Cat, and even though Black Cat had a reluctant and arrogant look, he still agreed down.

Ayase is still very interested in Black Cat's novels, that is, in the original plot, "there are more setting episodes than the main text" and "you can't read the main text without reading the setting episodes".

"Did you bring it? Where is it?" Ayase looked at the black cat with great interest.

"..." Black Cat seemed not used to Ayase's enthusiasm. After a moment of silence, he pointed to the outside and said, "It's in that guy's hands."

However, through Ayase's enthusiasm, the original depressed mood of the black cat seems to have faded a lot.

"Then I'll go to Kirino to get the book, please wait a moment~"

After seeing the silent nod of the black cat, Ayase walked out of the living room and thought while climbing the stairs: "I remember that there seems to be a harmonious plot of Kirino in the black cat's novel?" ...This time I have to hold my breath, read it first and then talk...Ehe~』

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The second update, so why don't you understand?

I am usually just thinking about your wallets!I don't want your happy coins to be spent so quickly.

You see, if I am so explosive every day

How can you have money to buy YSL, CPB and LV for your girlfriends, right?

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After Ayase walked out of the living room, she climbed up the stairs.

Fortunately, she had the experience of staying overnight at Kirino's house before, so she came to the door of the room with the "Tirino" sign on it with ease.

As expected, the door was locked. After Ayase knocked lightly, no one opened the door after waiting for a long time.

As a last resort, Ayase had no choice but to increase the strength of her hand and knocked heavily on the door a few times.

Fortunately, this time the sound of chairs rubbing against the floor came from the room, and the door was quickly opened a crack, and Kirino's delicate face with a little light make-up poked out from the crack.

After seeing that it was Ayase, Kirino, who had a cold face, quickly melted away the chill as if he had encountered sunlight, "Ayase, you are here."

After Kirino opened the door, he immediately grabbed Ayase's hand and pulled her into the room, and then closed the door with a bang.

"Kirino, what are you doing, why didn't you open the door for a long time..." Ayase complained dissatisfiedly, rubbing her right hand that was red because of knocking too hard on the door.

"Hey, play Galgame!" Sticking out his tongue playfully, Kirino pointed at the earphones on the table in embarrassment.

『Girl, is it really okay for you to tell me that you are playing Galgame?Even if it has been exposed, give me a little more!And..." Ayase glanced at the computer screen that was still running the game and the CD box placed on the side, her eyes became sharper, she glared at Kirino and said: "Tirino, the one you are playing seems to be R18 right?"

"You are... not good..."

Kirino shivered as if seeing a small animal of a natural enemy. In her eyes, at this time, Ayase seemed to have countless black air coming out of her back. The terrifying look in her eyes made her feel a chill on her neck .

"That... Ayase, listen to me explain..."

"Oh? Explain what?" Ever since she witnessed the real blackening, Ayase felt that she was getting more and more comfortable wearing black makeup, "... With my acting skills, it's not a big deal to win an Oscar award." ...'

"This... this is..." Tong Nao waved his hands in a panic, glanced around, and stammered, "It was...pre-ordered...yes! It was pre-ordered and shipped just the day before yesterday, that's it! "

At the end, Kirino himself seemed to believe it, and looked at Ayase confidently.

"That's it..." Picking up the box printed with "Sister Raising Plan" and a few scantily-clad lolitas from the table, Ayase said with a smile, "In this case, I will give you the game disc. Is it okay to take it with you when you go back today?"

"...No, no problem." Forced by Ayase's obscenity, Kirino responded weakly.

At the beginning, because of Daisuke Kosaka, in order to let her family agree with her otaku hobby, Kirino only left Galgame of all ages under the request of Ayase, who was half intimidated and half lured, and "deposited" all her R18 games. It was in the hands of Ayase, and she was not retrieved until she became an adult.

If you want to play these R18 games before you become an adult, you can only enjoy it for a little while at Ayase's house every week.

——Although Ayase actually wanted to use this opportunity to guide Kirino to play some lily-oriented games, but he never found the right time.

So now, Kirino has a large number of CDs of the collector's edition, first edition, and first edition in the hands of Ayase. If Ayase "tears up the ticket", Kirino would probably even have the heart to die.

This is also the reason why Kirino agreed to confiscate the disc in his hand without any intention of protesting.

— After all, a forest is more important than a tree.

Feeling that she was a little bit successful in training Kirino, Ayase was secretly pleased, and then remembered that the main purpose of her going upstairs was to read the plot of the book written by Black Cat—oh no, it was to adjust the relationship between Black Cat and Kirino contradiction.

Thinking of the business, Ayase coughed dryly, and said solemnly: "Kirino...you...it's rare for a black cat to come to your house to play, so get along with them well, don't quarrel over trivial things?"

"That kind of person—hmph, it's not because of her that they quarrel!" Hearing what Ayase said, Kirino's face drooped immediately, and he said with a straight face.

"Really? Then why did Black Cat say that in the mobile phone novel you wrote, a character like her was raped to death? This is clearly your fault, right?"

"Huh?? What is that guy talking nonsense?! How dare he squirt blood! It's not like that at all!" Tong Nai sat down on the bed, grabbed the doll pillow next to him, and squeezed it into shape in his arms .

"Look at that..." Tong Nao said, pointing to a few dark books on the computer desk.

"What?" Although she had already guessed what it was, Ayase pretended to be curious and picked up a book from the desk and flipped through two pages.

——It can be seen that Black Cat is very serious about her novels. Not only are there illustrations drawn by herself, but even the titles are designed in English cursive script.

"However, three of these five books are set books..." Ayase looked at the covers of several books in her hand speechlessly, not knowing where to start complaining.

"Hmph... Then when I read your obviously not very good mobile phone novel, you should just read this. Have you read the whole story of Maschera?"

As if what happened in the living room just happened again, Kirino imitated the black cat vividly, and the contemptuous laugh was exactly the same as his own.

"Are you two monsters..." Ayase flipped through the doujinshi in her hand while listening to Kirino's complaints.

"And...not only...especially..." Kirino clenched his gums tightly, paused and said: "There is a character who is obviously based on me, who has been given the magic of "charm", and then becomes A sex slave who becomes the main character..."

"Is this this paragraph..." Ayase spread the pages of the book facing Kirino, pointed to a paragraph and read it with relish.

"Tsk, ○ ball, touch ○, ○ plug, ○ hand in, ○ out, black cat is very good at playing..." Before Ayase read it carefully, Kirino, who was sitting on the bed, said, "Ah!" With a scream, he rushed towards her.

Seeing that Kirino was about to snatch the doujinshi from her hand, Ayase subconsciously squeezed that part of her hand.

As a result, only a "hiss" was heard, and the black cat's doujinshi was split in two by Kirino's unbelievable expression.

——It just so happens that Ayase and Kirino hold half of each person.

"What... what to do..." Looking at the tattered doujinshi in his hand, Kirino looked at Ayase for help with a flustered expression.

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The third update! ! !Meow! !I'm so overwhelmed!You still think I'm slow? ? ?