Siheyuan: The night demon comes, don't sleep too dead at night

Zhang Bingye reached out and took out the analog sound card skill card.

Analog sound card: The host can freely change the voice by using this card, imitating known human voices, regardless of gender or age.

A short introduction reveals the power of the function.

Without further ado, Zhang Bingye used it directly.

A slight burning, itchy sensation in the throat.

Back to normal soon.

"This wicked ghost is nothing at all."

Zhang Bingye imitated Jia Zhang's voice for a while.

I was shocked by what I heard.

It's just wonderful.

He tried a few more times, imitating the voices of grandparents, young people and children.

All can be faked.

"If this is in later generations, it will be too convenient to engage in fraud."

Zhang Bingye muttered to himself.

Pretending to be the boss of a certain company, making a phone call to the accountant, and remitting tens of millions to a private account.

or impersonating....

Zhang Bingye quickly stopped the thought in his heart, it was too dangerous.

Although telephones are not popular now.

However, this skill can still exert super power under certain circumstances.

Zhang Bingye was very satisfied.

His eyes fell on the second system grid.

Sneeze mosquito killer: After the mosquito killer is ignited, a large amount of smoke is released.

Breathe three breaths of smoke from the sneezing mosquito repellant, and sneeze will continue. The more smoke you breathe, the longer the duration.

It's a tricky prop.

Zhang Bingye chuckled.

Yesterday, Bang Geng used glue to plug the lock cylinder of his bicycle.

Today, Mrs. Jia Zhang took a kitchen knife and chopping board and pointed at Sang and Huai for cursing in the street.

Really think that Zhang Bingye doesn't hold grudges, right?

Zhang Bingye took out the sneezing mosquito repellant and stood at the door.

See the middle courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai was talking to Qin Huairu.

"Uncle Yi, my family has been busy recently, and it is really difficult."

"Can you help?"

Qin Huairu begged.

"Hey, I see your family's affairs, and I want to help."

"But you know what happened last time. I paid 800 yuan for Sha Zhu to go out, and the family bottomed out."

Yi Zhonghai sighed, deliberately playing tricks.

"Uncle One, can you help me find a way?"

Qin Huairu said with a weak face.

"I want to help you, but you know, I'm also very embarrassed."

Yi Zhonghai's voice was kept to a minimum.

Embarrassment means that it can be done, but it depends on the conditions given by the other party.

Qin Huairu understood.

With a sad look on his face, he didn't say a word.

"How about this, I will take some time to call on the big guys to raise money for your family."

Yi Zhonghai pondered and said.

"Thank you, Uncle One."

Qin Huairu was happy.

"Okay, stop chatting, Zhang Bingye is watching us."

Yi Zhonghai glanced at the door of Zhang's house, then turned and left.

Zhang Bingye stood at the door, watching generously.

I wondered in my heart whether it's time for Grandpa Yi to make a move.

If you spend money to find someone to take care of you, you will definitely not be able to rely on your own children.

In the original play, Uncle One brings cornmeal to Qin Huairu in the middle of the night.

If it's really just cornmeal, do you have to choose the night?

It can be seen that Yi Zhonghai has a little bit of love for Qin Huairu in his heart.

"Bingye, are you done eating?"

Qin Huairu also greeted Zhang Bingye.

"Ha ha."

Zhang Bingye looked at Qin Huairu and smiled.

Qin Huairu always felt that there was something in Zhang Bingye's eyes.

He turned his head and hurried home.

Zhang Bingye pretended to stretch, and threw the sneezing mosquito repellant at the door of Jia's house.

Turn around and go home.

He knew very well that Jia Zhang's character likes to be petty and cheap.

The anti-mosquito tablet was found at the door of the house, and it belonged to the Jia family.

Even if Jia Zhang has already suffered once, the loss of the violent jet warrior's big chicken leg.

Now that Zhang Bingye throws another chicken leg, Jia Zhang will still eat it.

This is called dogs can't change eating shit.

really.

After a while.

After Jia Zhang finished his meal, he took a stool out to pick his teeth.

His eyes fell on the mosquito killer sheet on the ground.

Immediately picked up the anti-mosquito tablets, turned around happily and went home.

"Look what fun I brought here."

"Anti-mosquito tablets."

"My eldest grandson can't be bitten by mosquitoes tonight."

Jia Zhang said as if asking for credit.

"Mom, where did this mosquito killer come from?"

Qin Huairu looked suspicious.

"I bought it."

"My eldest grandson is bitten by mosquitoes every night, you don't feel bad as a mother, but I, a grandma, can't stand it."

Jia Zhang stared.

Qin Huairu remained silent.

I was even more puzzled.

I always feel like I've heard this before.

Jia Zhang lit a match and ignited the mosquito killer.

Just throw it in the hall.

The mosquito repellent emits thick smoke.

"Cough cough!"

"Mom, why is there so much smoke in this anti-mosquito tablet?"

Qin Huairu took a few breaths and couldn't help coughing.

"What do you know, this is a good one I bought, and the smoke can drive away the mosquitoes."

"It will be fine if you bear it."

Jia Zhang himself was terribly smoked.

Forced to save face.

"Cough cough."

"No, I can't."

Stick stem couldn't hold it anymore and ran outside.

Dangdang and Huaihua ran faster, took a few breaths and ran away.

"This child, spoiled and spoiled, can't smell a little smoke."

"What's the matter, look at me, there's nothing wrong with it."

"Cough cough!"

Jia Zhang opened his mouth to criticize.

At the end, I couldn't help coughing a few times.

It looks like coughing up the leaves of the lungs.

"Mom, why don't we go out first, the smoke is really choking."

Qin Huairu couldn't stand it anymore, and began to persuade.

"Where to go, I'll just take a few more breaths and see what happens."

Jia Zhang said very unhappy.

Qin Huairu ran outside and took a deep breath of fresh air.

"You guys are really good. A few puffs of smoke will choke you away."

"I can't bear a little crime, so what can I do?"

Jia Zhang was very unhappy with the criticism.

She felt that people like Qin Huairu didn't give her face.

The anti-mosquito tablets she brought back with good intentions did not fume away the mosquitoes, but instead fumigated Jia's family.

I can't hold back my face.

"Ah!"

Stick terrier sneezed loudly.

It feels like the lung leaves are throbbing a bit.