I'm a rental boyfriend in Dongying

Is Master Remy easy to deceive?

"Then why, this cake is in Sakuya's room? Sakuya was caught by me when I was about to eat it."

Remilia then continued to stare at Izayojue with vicious eyes, asking Izayoko to give an appropriate answer.

Otherwise, the teeth serve.

"Because... Mom also likes your dessert, Little Remi. After entering my room and seeing the cake, Mom took a sip of the cake with ecstasy, and then showed a happy expression. And when I saw After this scene, I had no choice but to reluctantly give up, and gave the remaining half plate of cakes to my mother, but I also ate several pieces of cakes, and they tasted really good."

This time, Shiliu Yejue gave a long answer, and his attitude was very sincere.

"Really...Really? Hmph! No matter how much you praise the delicious cake, Master Remy will not be easily deceived by you!"

Remilia was slightly delighted at first, the smile had just appeared, then she quickly restrained herself, crossed her chest again and put on a vicious gesture.

But the truth is, the taste was so good that Izayojue couldn't eat any more after eating one piece, and Izaya Sakuya excitedly took away all the cakes on the plate, and went out with Izayojue after eating half of it In the world.

And after Izaya Sakuya was about to go home and finish eating the remaining half of the plate, Remilia saw it before he could wipe it all out.

After hearing this answer from Shiliu Yejue, Remilia was obviously satisfied. She seemed to really think that Shiliu Yejue ate half of the plate, and then reluctantly gave up.

Hmph, a mere [-] nights sleep, quite discerning.

"Then if that's the case..."

Remilia seems to have a much better attitude, she no longer grinds her teeth.

Shiliu Yejue breathed a sigh of relief.

And Remilia looked at Izayojue again and snorted.

"Then, Master Remy will make two plates for you now, and personally supervise you to eat them all!"

Clam? ? ?

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"Ah, I'm dead."

Shiliu Yejue made an awsl sound and lay helplessly on the bed.

On the side of the bedside table, there were also two plates placed. From the traces of cream on the plates, it can be seen that the two plates were probably filled with cakes, which were completely eaten by someone.

As for who ate it... This room was temporarily occupied by Shiliu Yejue, and there were only Remilia and Shiliu Yejue just now.

Shiliu Yejue really wanted to die now, no, it should be said that he wished he could die while eating the cake.

"Why, the system's protection function can't be triggered when eating cake? The taste and quantity of this cake are already terrifying weapons?"

Shiliu Yejue lay on the bed with a stiff face, talking to himself.

Obviously the system exchanged a protective skill for Shiliu Yejue at that time, and it was agreed that it could protect Shiliu Yejue from all malicious damage.

But this skill, why can't it defend against the cake made by this little Remi?

[Sorry, the protection function does not include this, and the host requested to taste the cake, please do not blame the system. 】

The voice of the system answered in Shiliu Yejue's ear in the next second, which made Shiliu Yejue slightly startled, and stopped complaining repeatedly.

"Nonsense...nonsense! Can I call it voluntary? It's clear that Little Remi forced me to eat it."

[Just now, a certain person was stroking Loli's head while eating a cake and praising her for making a good cake. Is this also called coercion? 】

The system's answer again made Shizaiye feel stiff.

Well, the system, now you are stronger.

"System, why do I feel that you seem to be becoming more and more intelligent? Before I didn't ask you, you didn't talk, and now you will take the initiative to refute me."

Shiliu Yejue sighed helplessly, and continued talking to the system.

Indeed, just after Shiliu Yejue got the boyfriend rental system, and after he completed the functions and exchanged skills, he had been fishing for a while.

During that period of time, the system didn't take the initiative to say a word to him. It was only because he asked the system that the system responded, basically without any sense of existence.

After half a year or so, it took a long time to obtain the system, and it seemed that the system began to change.

Hmm, how can I describe it... It seems that I have become more intelligent, and the way of answering and the words have changed a lot.

Now he even takes the initiative to answer, as if observing him all the time...

[Everything is an illusion of the host. This system has always been intelligent, not something that is becoming more and more intelligent. 】

Just when the system answered Shiliu Yejue again, when Shiliuyejue was ready to speak...

The door of the room was knocked lightly.

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PS:

Me: Editor, I haven't been on any recommendation for two months, can I do it?

EDIT: Scheduled.

Then I saw that, after a week, I was on the recommended discount again, which was only seven days away from the last discount.

In three weeks, two weeks is a discount? ?

???

My mind is broken, hoo...

103. How to Make Lolita Fall in Love with Himself

"Stop... I'll open the door."

Shiliu Yejue suddenly stopped his idea of ​​continuing to complain to the system, and then stretched out his hand to signal a pause.

Since it is an intelligent system, it should stop. He has to open the door now.

It should be mom knocking on the door, right?

Sixteen Yejue thought about it, and then walked towards the door of the room.

Basically, the only ones who will come to his room are Izayo Sakuya and Remilia. However, Remilia's temperament can't even knock on the door, so basically the only possibility is Izayo Sakuya .

So Izayoyejue walked forward without thinking about it, ready to open the door, while still thinking about how to ask Izayo Sakuya.

The promised cake will be finished, why did Little Remi find out after eating half of it?Do you cheat your son like this?

"Mom, what about your cake..."

Shiliu Yejue opened the door with a bang, and said something the moment he grabbed the doorknob to open the door, but after seeing exactly who was behind the door, he fell silent.

Standing behind the door was a girl named Paqiuli holding two quaint books in her hands.

"Pa...Paqiuli?"

Shiliu Yejue's eyes widened, and he was very surprised.

You know, after staying in the Scarlet Devil Mansion for almost a month, he only saw Patchouli come out of the basement library at that grand banquet, and she went back to the basement library after attending the banquet for a while.

Therefore, in Shiliu Yejue's impression, Paqiuli is the house girl who lives in the library, which is almost more house than Remilia and him.

Anyway, Remilia knows how to wander around the Scarlet Devil Mansion twice, and Patchouli is so good that she doesn't even go out of the library...

Why did it appear at the door of his room this time?This is incredible, right?

Although he was very surprised, etiquette was still essential, Shiliu Yejue hurriedly took a step back to make room.

After seeing Shiliu Yejue's surprised reaction, Paqiuli smiled, but coughed uncontrollably as soon as she finished speaking.

"Don't be so surprised, I will come and walk around occasionally. Cough cough..."

Paqiuli coughed for a while again, and this appearance reminded Shiliu Yejue of a series of characters of the sick princess in fairy tales.

Is this really a magician who has lived for hundreds of years, has a long lifespan and powerful knowledge?No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it.

After coughing and approaching Shiliu Yejue's room, Paqiuli didn't close the door. She didn't want to talk about any private matters.

"Here, I just unsealed these magic guide books, and you can continue to read them when you go to the outside world."

Paqiuli stretched out her hand towards Shiliu Yejue, and handed the two books she was holding to Shiliu Yejue.

"This is……?"

Shiliu Yejue took the two books subconsciously, and after feeling the weight of the books, he couldn't help but post.

"This is a relatively precious book. It was originally sealed in the library by me. Since you and Remy are leaving soon, you can take a good look at it when you go back."

Paqiuli explained the source of these two magic books.

Generally speaking, Patchouli will classify books into important, fatal and normal.Some books are written with inductive purposes. After opening, it is easy to go to evil ways, and some books will disturb people's minds after opening.Therefore, such books will be sealed by Patchouli with magic, and then placed in the library; in addition, there are some books that are very rare and lonely, and they are also very important. In order to prevent loss, they will also add important seal.Normal books are not sealed, just put them in the library.

Books that have been sealed cannot be opened, and specific magic is required to unseal them, and what Paqiuli gave Shizayajue is an important book.

"Well……"

Sixteen Yejue first put one on the table, and then gently opened one of them by himself.

"On the Integration of Magicians in Human Beings and the Use of Magic"

This is the text that appears in the first line of the book's table of contents, and only this line has words.

Then, Shiliu Yejue turned to the next page.

"The content of this book is the use of magic in the daily life of human beings. It discusses the correct use of magic and self-protection. If the reader is a non-human being, there is no need to read it."

"This book is suitable for reading and learning by magicians who want to live a peaceful life."

Here are the reminders and explanations on the second page.

All of a sudden, Shiliu Yejue raised his eyebrows slightly, as if he saw something interesting.

Obviously, the creator of this book should also be a magician, and the purpose of creating this book is to teach magicians how to properly integrate into human beings, and how to use magic suitable for living with human beings.

You can't be a magician, stay with normal people and play some big fireball, right?Even if you beat him to death like this, you won't be able to blend in with the crowd.

And this book will introduce in detail how to blend into the crowd, and when living with humans, what kind of magic to use will not cause fear.

Generally speaking, it is difficult for a magician to blend into the crowd, because the predecessor of a magician is a human being, and the future of a magician will surpass human beings, and they are considered monsters in the eyes of normal humans.People are wary of unknown and powerful things and even creatures.

Therefore, some humans in Gensokyo are called magicians after practicing magic. Most of these magicians who are proficient in magic live in rare forests and concentrate on practicing magic. Basically, there are few magicians who are still in the world. inner.To a large extent, it is because it is difficult to blend in with the crowd.

And Shiliu Yejue has already learned magic, and the magic power in his body can be regarded as abundant, just like a magician who has just practiced for several years, he can no longer be regarded as a newcomer.

So it makes sense that Paqiuli would personally give the magic guide book like Izayajue, after all, he will be locked up with Remilia, Izaya Sakuya, and... in the basement in a few days. How long has Fran lived in the outside world together.

With so many non-human beings, Shiliuyejue who has learned magic and is no longer an ordinary person has to go to the outside world to go to school... That's why Paqiuli personally came here and sent this strange book to Shiliuyejue Strange orphan.

The other book sent by Paqiuli is not considered an orphan, but it is also very important in a certain way, so Paqiuli has also applied a seal before.

Shiliu Yejue immediately put down the book "About the Integration of Magicians in Human Beings and the Application of Magic", and turned to look at the other book, first looking at the title of the book.

"How to make a loli fall in love with herself"

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104. She is in Fran's basement

"How to make a loli fall in love with herself"

This is the title of the second magic guide book, which made Shiliu Yejue's eyes widen and his mouth open wide in astonishment.

In the next second, the slightly trembling hand failed to grasp the book, causing the heavy book to fall directly.

"Snapped!!"

There was a lot of noise.

It can be said that the shock brought by the title of the book to Shiliu Yejue was incomparably huge.

How to make loli fall in love with me? !

Didn't expect Paqiuli to be such a person, to give herself such a book?

Then what kind of image does she have in Paqiuli's eyes?Could it be the image of a hopeless lolicon? ?

Shiliu Yejue suddenly felt hot in the head, was about to shut down, and his body trembled several times.

"Paqiuli, you...you actually..."