Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Nuclear Explosion Witch's American War Writer: Pharaoh

Subtitle: Into the Doomsday

The second subtitle: Let America Resuscitate

As we all know, the Chinese traverser, the Japanese high school student, and the American homeless man are the main characters of the three invincible series.

On why the homeless in America are so tough

Now there is a meme on the Internet, saying that Japanese high school students, Chinese time travelers and American homeless people are the three types of people in the world that should not be messed with.

Regarding the meaning of the first two, I believe that everyone has already understood through various Japanese animations and Long Aotian's time travel novels.

Anyway, no matter how useless the Chinese timetravelers are before crossing, as long as they cross, they will have all kinds of halos, all kinds of adventures, all kinds of arrogance, and all kinds of unscientific.

Japanese high school students are also very tough, they are the last hope of mankind and the earth at every turn, saving the world and destroying the world is commonplace, at least they are also the embodiment of the god of fortune or the god of decline (Conan, a primary school student possessed by the god of death, is also a high school student Kudo-kun), or bring some golden thighs.

However, why do American tramps have such a tough image that they can be compared with Japanese high school students and Chinese time travelers?

The author is a little confused about this.Although among the superheroes in the Marvel and DC series, there are indeed homeless people, but they are not the most well-known mainstream characters, and they are far from the broad aura of saviors like Japanese high school students and Chinese time-travelers.

Well, in the "Human Purge Project", there is indeed a very good homeless man, but this is also just an isolated case.

It wasn't until recently that I read a report on human rights in the United States written by a Polish, combined with the "Human Rights Record of the United States in 2016" released by China, that I finally realized it.

——It turns out that the reason why American tramps are tough is not because of the exaggeration of literary and art workers, but because they really are so tough!

According to the two human rights reports, about 4500 million Americans currently live in extreme poverty by the standards set by the United States.Among the 4500 million poor, another 800 million have a daily disposable income of less than $10.

There are 400 million of the worst people, with a daily income of less than $5!

Due to various reasons, this part of the population cannot receive any relief, not even food stamps-if they can receive subsidies, they will have a monthly income of 200 US dollars per person, and they can survive.

But the problem is that food stamps are limited, and those who are incapable cannot get them.

In other words, even if agricultural products in the United States are so cheap, these 400 million paupers with a monthly salary of less than $150 still cannot afford it.

Of course, in China, there are some poor people like this.

But most of them are in the most remote mountainous areas. They have never been out of the village for a few times in their life. They farm and eat by themselves, and live in ancestral houses. Citizens in big cities cannot see them or feel their existence.

However, the United States is a highly urbanized society, and these extremely poor people emerge from the big cities.

Some of them were too old when they were unemployed, for example, they were already 60 or [-] years old, and they could not compete with young people to find a job;

Some are too irritable, out of gregarious, always causing trouble, no boss is willing to hire;

Some were family misfortunes, were kicked out of the house or escaped by themselves;

Others have too simple knowledge and skills. For example, an old man who has been developing photos for half his life and only knows how to develop them is permanently unemployed after the promotion of digital cameras.

When they are unable to re-employ, they generally have only three ways out:

The first is to go to the slums, the second is to go to the wilderness like the Indian reservation, and the third is to be a tramp.

As a result, those white people who were bankrupt and extremely poor were expelled from the entire American society:

Because, at the bottom of American society, reverse discrimination of blacks is very common.

The slums in big cities are almost all occupied by blacks.

It’s okay for poor blacks to move in, but poor whites will either kneel down and lick the black boss as their dogs, or be bullied to death by blacks—of course, Asians of yellow race will also be bullied when they move in.

However, the bones of Asian Americans are usually relatively soft, and they generally admit to being planted in this situation.

In short, those "white trash" with backbone and no education usually find it difficult to survive in the slums.

And rural farmers will not take them in, because they don't know how to do farm work, and they don't have much friendship with the country people, so they don't deserve pity.

Even in wilderness areas like Indian reservations, xenophobic sentiments are strong, and poor whites cannot gain a foothold if they have no skills.

As a result, these impoverished whites could neither integrate into the countryside nor earn a living in the city.

——Not every bankrupt American poor can receive relief subsidies and food stamps, because according to the regulations, those who lose their jobs due to "self-reasons" such as voluntary resignation, mistakes, and labor disputes, cannot receive them. any relief.

As for the real situation and how many tricks there are in it, only God knows.

In short, there are so many millions of poor people who do not receive relief.

According to the description of the American news media, due to the corruption and inefficiency of the government in many places, these two benefits have almost become a money-making carnival for corrupt officials and "celebrities with a conscience", as well as exclusive patents for some special groups of people. up.

Even if these poor, low-educated "white trash" beg on the street, they are often driven and beaten by black people behind their backs, unless they are willing to pay protection fees to the black boss beggars, and they are also not welcome in rural America. Helping "white trash" becomes a homeless person.

——In the United States, there are more blacks in the slums, but whites make up the majority of the homeless, because they can't even stay in the slums.

Of course, black homeless people in the United States are also very common, but regardless of the number or population ratio, there are still more white homeless people.

Americans call homeless "homeless", which means homeless people.

It's easy to tell from their appearance: their hair is dirty, their bodies smell very sour, and they are pushing a tattered shopping cart stolen from a supermarket, which contains their year-round clothes and bedding for sleeping.

The Poles gave them a very interesting name [Road Wanderer].

Because these destitute American homeless people are like duckweed, wandering aimlessly between the countryside and cities in the United States.

Begging from passers-by along the way, stealing vegetables, fruits and livestock in the fields, picking up food thrown away by passing vehicles, and food left over from other people's camping, to survive with hunger and fullness.

In addition, they often occupy unoccupied empty houses and refuse to leave, causing the homeowners a terrible headache. Occasionally, they dare to commit crimes, try to steal things or grab a ticket, and even kill people to get more goods.

Homeless people have no place to live at night, they will sleep on benches at bus stops, under bridge holes, or spread quilts directly on the street.

The winter nights in the United States are very cold, but they have nowhere to go, and accidentally freeze to death.

There are also some homeless people who will go to fast food restaurants such as McDonald's that are open 24 hours a day, order the cheapest thing like French fries, and sit there all night, and the waiter can't drive them away, because they are consumers.

Some American cities have homeless shelters, which are big halls full of beds where they sleep at night.

Because the beds are limited, you have to queue up to get in. If the quota is gone, you can only spend the night outside by yourself.

This scene was mentioned in the movie "When Happiness Comes Knocking".

Some homeless shelters with good conditions not only have beds, but even provide a few meals for the newly arrived homeless.

But eating and living for free will naturally have some rules, such as requiring you to strictly work and rest on time, requiring you to go to a certain place to help with work during the day, or forcing you to participate in some very tiring and hard labor.

Therefore, most homeless people don't stay in the shelter for a long time. It is said that one-third of them stay for less than a week, and 1% stay for less than a month.

As a homeless person, it is unavoidable that they are often looked at strangely by others, and their own spirits are not normal as time goes by.

American police often evict them, preventing them from entering restaurants or sitting in public places.

As we all know, the American police are relatively violent, wielding electric batons and shooting guns at every turn.

Therefore, American homeless people will have some injuries on their bodies. Sometimes they are injured by the police, and sometimes they are bitten by rats or dogs while sleeping at night.

In the early years, the church would provide some relief and help to the homeless, and persuade people to be kind and help them re-enter society.

But in recent years, with the deterioration of the economic situation, the finances of American churches have also become tight, and they have gradually lost their mercy and no longer help them.

As a result, the number of homeless people in the United States has increased dramatically in recent years. There are 6 people in Wisconsin alone and nearly a million people nationwide.

And it is no longer all old bachelors, there are more and more homeless families and young female homeless.

More than 90.00% of the homeless women are victims of domestic violence. They are violently treated by their husbands or parents, and then they escape from the house by themselves or are driven out of the house by their husbands.

However, a considerable number of American women are married and do not work. After being kicked out, they have no ability to work and no financial resources. They want to stand on the street as prostitutes. It was so ugly that no one wanted it, so I had to become a homeless woman.

There are also a large number of homeless people who are American veterans, those who participated in the Iraq War or even the Vietnam War.

When they return from the battlefield, they are often disabled, and there is no relevant organization to provide them with job opportunities, which makes them very confused.In addition, many veterans will suffer from PTSD post-traumatic stress disorder after experiencing war, and TBI traumatic brain injury, which makes them unable to communicate with others normally, let alone find a job.

——When a soldier suddenly experiences life and death, especially when he witnesses his comrades die in front of him, he will often be greatly hurt emotionally.

In order to solve this kind of trauma, alcohol and narcotics have become the main way for American veterans to talk about comfort on the battlefield, and the military also intentionally or unintentionally condones soldiers to take drugs to maintain combat effectiveness.

When these veterans returned to the United States at the end of the war, their addiction to alcohol and drugs could not be quit.

However, the killing skills and survivability they learned on the battlefield enabled them to survive the long life of homeless people.

(During the Vietnam War period, there was also an opposite group of American homeless men, consisting mainly of young draft dodgers.

At that time, the anti-war movement in the Vietnam War was surging, but the conscription agency was not paralyzed. In order not to be conscripted to Vietnam to die, or to lose their hands and feet and become disabled, many young people did not dare to stay at home, so they had to wander around the country to escape military service. .

Due to the ups and downs of life and the sense of shame of being regarded as cowards, some people have become hippies in a debauched, drug-addicted way... The origin of hippie culture is almost equivalent to the scar literature in the United States. )

Well, now everyone should understand, what is the concept of an American homeless person?Veterans, desperate housewives, runaway girls, bankrupt owners, drug addicts...

This is basically the lone ranger in Chinese martial arts novels, and the adventurer in Western fantasy!

Moreover, don't look at the sloppy American homeless people on the street. In fact, the entry threshold for this industry is not low.

——If you want to be a successful homeless man for a long time in the indifferent modern American society, you must first have a very good physical fitness, otherwise you will die in the rain, snow and typhoon.

Secondly, there must be a strong stomach of Mr. Pei, who can swallow any leftovers, expired canned food, cat food and dog food. If he is really hungry, he can even catch cats, dogs and mice and roast them.

Then you have to be good at wild survival and urban guerrilla warfare, struggling to survive every day with the police, security guards, black gangs, and violent farmers with guns. Homeless people often fight for expired food thrown out of the supermarket. .

In the end, you have to be good at changing your face and dealing with others. Whether it is pretending to be a robber, begging for misery, or even kidnapping and extorting, you must perform in your true colors and come alive.

Therefore, when the radiation nuclear explosion or the zombie apocalypse comes, the American homeless is definitely the group of people with the strongest ability to survive.

Because their original daily life is almost like the zombie apocalypse.

He was chased by the police all day long, bitten by dogs, and shot by farmers (for stealing food).

Sometimes pretending to be pitiful and begging, sometimes stealing wallets with nimble hands and feet, sometimes robbing pedestrians with a pistol (probably a toy gun), sometimes fighting with gangsters, living in no fixed place, flying over eaves and walls, and drilling into sewers...

Some of them are even good at making all kinds of weird weapons out of discarded garbage, and setting traps to hunt animals and trap people.

All tramps who are not in good health are already dead.

Those who were not flexible enough in their hands and feet were arrested and sent to prison.

There are homeless people who have been active outside for many years, and there is a fierce person whose life is harder than cockroaches.

In addition, American homeless people are not barbarians who only know how to wield big sticks, but civilized people who know how to use all kinds of modern communication equipment and vehicles. Some of them are veterans who used the most advanced high-tech weapons to kill people like hemp Soldiers, the fighting power is naturally more sturdy.

In the 21st century, European and American people generally think that American homeless people are very good at fighting, so there is a popular game called "Invincible Homeless Man", in which the homeless HOBO is playing all over the United States, smashing the police, gangsters, and aliens After humans and demons, they became gods.

But there are still people in heaven, no, there are gods who dare to question him and prevent him from sleeping.What's wrong with sleeping! (Every round of PK plot starts with HOBO being interrupted while sleeping) You hypocritical guys are simply presumptuous!

So he continued to fight, all over heaven, and even God was overthrown by him.

——Where is this HOBO or some kind of American homeless?

It's clearly Sun Wukong who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, okay?

Even if it is a Chinese urban management who dismantles Gundam empty-handed, I am afraid that there is no way to meet this kind of Monkey King version of the American homeless man who beats God!

Meow's Story

Cats and dogs are the two most common mainstream pets in human society around the world today, and they are also giants that crush all other opponents in the pet industry.Compared with cats and dogs, the breeding scale of other guinea pigs, hamsters, parrots, etc. is really not worth mentioning.

However, when cat fans are busy petting cats and dog fans are busy walking their dogs, few people know that dogs and cats, the two most familiar animals around us, begin to bid farewell to the wilderness and live together with humans , in fact, the gap between front and back is very large.

Among them, the dog was the first animal domesticated by human beings-long before the fire of civilization was lit, long before any kind of plant was planted by humans, and long before all other animals were domesticated, dogs had changed from wolves to humans. The faithful friend of man.

According to the current archaeological findings, about 3 years ago, prehistoric humans in the Neolithic Age, who were still drinking blood, wandering around, and relying on hunting and gathering for a living, had already begun to try to domesticate wolves into dogs as early human settlements. Night watch guards, and assistants when out hunting.

At the latest 5000 years ago, the domestication of dogs was basically successful. Before the first city was built and the first wheat field was cultivated, dogs became the first domestic animals of humans.

When 5000 years ago, a small group of Asian hunters from the Mongolian plateau hunted the migrating mammoth herd, crossed the frozen Bering Strait from Siberia and entered the Americas, and became the ancestors of all Indians. The stone spear and the leather jacket on the shoulders are only dogs that have just been domesticated but have never left humans.

——At that time, the earliest agriculture had not yet appeared, and the ancients naturally did not have the seeds of crops in their hands, and all kinds of poultry and livestock had not yet been successfully domesticated.

Therefore, when these yellow-skinned hunters of the Stone Age crossed the frozen Bering Strait and came to the American New World on the other side of the ocean, only loyal dogs accompanied them to leave Asia.

When the Bering Strait Land Bridge connecting America and Asia was cut off again, the Native American Indians who would be separated from their compatriots in the Old World for a long time in the future, although there would be no rice, no wheat, no iron tools , There are no donkeys, cattle and horses, but at least like humans in Eurasia, they have dogs as partners.

Next, when agriculture began to appear and spread, around 3000 BC when major ancient civilizations sprouted one after another, from Eurasia to North and South America, as well as black Africa south of the Sahara Desert, almost all human beings in the world were already living in Got a dog.

Even the island continent of Australia, which is lonely in the south, soon began to appear dogs with the first batch of Southeast Asian indigenous immigrants who landed.

Some of the dogs that were originally raised by humans escaped to the wild due to some accidents, and replaced the ecological niche of wolves in nature (there are no wolves in Australia), and became the dingoes that can still be seen everywhere today.