Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"...Ah, when I encountered this kind of drug cart before, I didn't always look carefully, subconsciously thinking that it was a bad thing.

If you hadn't reminded me today, I really didn't notice that the drug dealers and addicts in the United States have become Talona believers now! "

Chen Qiuhan heard the words, looked at the car again, couldn't help being startled, and murmured, feeling a little ashamed in his heart.

Although Chen Qiuhan became the world's first Flying Noodle God Chosen by accident, it seems that he has made no contribution to the promotion of the Flying Noodle Sect. Before that, the FSM Cult was already a world-renowned huge organization with millions of believers.

Even if compared with other religions, the Fascia religion seems to be different and loose, but... no matter how loose it is, can there still be idols with loose fan groups?

Therefore, after Chen Qiuhan became the God of Flying Noodles, there was no need for him to do anything, and the Flying Noodles Sect spontaneously took advantage of the situation to start expanding.

After the other hundreds of Flying Noodle Masters came to the United States one after another, Chen Qiuhan, a foreigner, stood aside completely and became a window-side family.

In the past, Chen Qiuhan felt a little bit aggrieved by this cold reception, but thinking about it now, no matter what, Flying Noodle God gave him the honor of being the No.1 voter, but he gave Flying Noodle God back, But it's really pitiful...

Or, after returning to Irvine, set up a noodle restaurant to spread the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti God?

While thinking this way, he murmured, "...From this point of view, the missionary career of this goddess of poison and disease in the United States is really thriving! Now there are probably churches everywhere, with millions of believers, right?"

"...To be precise, my lord currently has 24 priests who have mastered divine arts, 200 reserve priests who have not yet obtained divine arts, hundreds of pious believers, [-] superficial believers, and more than [-] million general believers !

And all of this in less than a month! "

With a burst of pleasant fragrance, the elector of Goddess Talona, ​​the disease witch Abby from Thailand, said proudly and walked over with a smile.

This Miss Tiefling, who was also invited to the press conference, dressed up extraordinarily gorgeously today, wearing an extremely luxurious and dazzling Indian-style lady's dress - a fuchsia short-sleeved corset on the upper body, and a It is a loose petticoat with many pleats, and a splendid brocade saree is put on the outside. The whole set of clothes is inlaid with beads and gold everywhere, plus exquisite patterns embroidered with gold and silver threads.

In addition, there is a whole set of delicate gold jewelry on her body, which is so dazzling that people can't open their eyes. The magnificent gold headdress hangs from the horns to the forehead, the huge dangling earrings shake slightly, and the exaggerated split-layer gold gemstone necklace covers from the neck. to the chest.

A dozen pairs of gold bangles of different widths jingled, thick gold anklets with melodious bells dangled on the snow-white ankles, adorned like brides at an Indian wedding.

The jeweled aura of this body made Akiyama Hui dumbfounded, and he felt a golden aura of local tyrant rushing towards his face, which was suffocating.

And Abby was slightly surprised when she saw Megumi Akiyama's outfit today.

"...Ah, Miss Miko, why are you dressed like this today? Didn't you wear Miko clothes every day before?"

——Akiyama Megumi, who came to the press conference today, also dressed very differently from the past. Instead of wearing the red and white maiden costume she usually wears, she changed into a lavender undercoat with gold inscriptions. A light green waist-length skirt with a fox pattern, a tall wig with cloud temples on her head, complicated gold and silver hairpins, gorgeous heavy makeup on her face, and a pair of bright pink embroidered shoes on her feet !

"...Why don't you wear a priestess costume? Because today I am the maid of Daji, not the priestess of God Inari."

Akiyama Hui looked down at her Hanfu palace attire, raised her head and said frankly to Abby, "...if I wear the costume of a priest of a good god and hold witchcraft props to purify evil, and come to the opening ceremony of a succubus queen The celebration...isn't this a mess?"

Hearing this, Chen Qiuhan quickly turned on his spirit vision and looked at Akiyama Megumi at this moment, and sure enough, he saw an evil red light that left him speechless...

Although compared with the disease witch who is riding a rocket and her power soars, Akiyama Hui, who has only two or three big cats and kittens, seems a bit lonely, but she also has an advantage that others do not have, that is, she can be at any time. Switch between good and evil alignments.

——Inari God is an absolute good god, but Daji Niangniang and Tamamomae are evil gods, and there are several neutral characters...

But the above-mentioned gods are all the same, and Akiyama Megumi is serving N gods at the same time, but there is absolutely no risk of madness.

In this way, as the chosen one of the ancient fox god, Akiyama Hui can not only use the paladin's [Evil Breaking Slash], hold the holy light to purify the evil, but also perform blood sacrifices like the priests of the evil gods - this is the specialty of the priests of the Shang Dynasty , holding various blasphemy ceremonies.

In the most extreme case, she can even desecrate herself by "cutting down mountains and destroying temples" on her own shrine without being punished by God!

Such unimaginable flexibility is not possessed by many other gods and demons that descended on North America right now.

Of course, despite having the flexibility to jump repeatedly, Akiyama Hui also has his own troubles.

——That is, it is not possible to develop offline on a large scale for the time being.

After joining the DND god system, the ancient fox god Yuzao must also follow the DND rules to a certain extent-since her current main job is "Rice Goddess (Inari God)", then a shrine should be established in a certain rice-growing area Before, there was no way to train witches and priests in batches.

Looking at the "Mobile Temple of Goddess Talona" (narcotics sales trucks) all over the streets in San Francisco, Megumi Akiyama's desire for the shrine is even more urgent.

PS: According to statistics, in the past ten years, the number of women undergoing transgender surgery in the UK has increased by 45 times, and the number of transgender men has increased by [-] times, and the number of men and women with abnormal sexual orientation who have not undergone surgery is not included.It really has become a gender-free country in a very short time.

Chapter 210, The declining Silicon Valley does not want to become a glass slag belt

Speaking of it, now that Megumi Akiyama is going to play the maid and witch of Empress Daji, wearing Hanfu seems a bit too modern.

After all, there was nearly 1000 years between the fall of the Shang Dynasty and the establishment of the Han Dynasty!

Moreover, Hanfu is just a general term, which means "the clothing of the Han nationality", not "the clothing of the Han Dynasty".

Therefore, the ancient costumes of the Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty and even the Ming Dynasty after the Han Dynasty were also included in the category of Hanfu-this is even more different from the palace costumes of the Shang Dynasty.

But on the other hand, anyone who has watched historical dramas will know that from the Shang and Zhou Dynasties to the Three Kingdoms period, before the introduction of the "Hufu" element in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the clothing styles of the Chinese people have not undergone many decisive changes in the past 2000 years. , It is always "the upper garment and the lower garment, and the right lapel with hair tied".

The main change is that with the advancement of dyeing and embroidery techniques, the colors of the fabrics are becoming more and more diverse, and the embroidery patterns are becoming more and more beautiful.

Then there is the variation in the width of the sleeves and the length of the hem—those who are thrifty wear tight sleeves, those who are extravagant wear togaes with long sleeves, and that's all.

As for the appearance of women's hair buns in the Shang Dynasty, it is completely untestable, because women's hair bun styles belong to the fashion category, and fashion is becoming popular very quickly. Maybe it will become fashionable again in a few years?

In general, fashion is actually a process of reinventing the wheel.

——Even if it is such a rigid Zhou etiquette, it doesn't stipulate how women should braid their hair!

In other words, the clothes of the people of the Han Dynasty are actually similar to the clothes of the people of the Shang Dynasty at first glance, at least foreigners will never be able to tell them apart.

Before participating in the press conference this time, Akiyama Megumi once consulted Empress Daji herself, asking how to dress as a Shang Dynasty court lady.

Then, Hui Akiyama got the answer that if she wanted to dress up as an ordinary court lady in the palace of the Shang Dynasty, she would have to wear a white dress "pure Hanfu" without any patterns or colors, and put a few hairpins on her hair. A crude hairpin made of wood or bone...

At first glance, I'm afraid I thought it was the filial daughter Dai who carried the coffin for her mother!

——Because the cloth dyeing technology in the Shang Dynasty was very backward, dyed dresses were the patent of high-ranking nobles, ordinary people could only wear undyed coarse linen like sacks, and small nobles could only wear undyed plain silk , and the silk at that time was very rough, far less smooth than modern silk.

If Akiyama Hui took off the red skirt of the witch's costume and replaced it with a white skirt of the same style, she would look almost like a Shang Dynasty court lady.

The so-called "Yin people are white"!

But... With this pure white appearance of a filial daughter, is she considered a witch?Too simple, right?

Even a "kind" demon girl like Nie Xiaoqian is not dressed in white like Xiaolongnv (although the actor is the same).

Therefore, Qiu Shanhui, who didn't want to be a filial daughter, got a set of brightly colored Hanfu. The top was the most precious purple in ancient China, and the skirt was the most deadly light green in the modern West—in the entire nineteenth century, the West The tender green dyes used in the world are highly toxic arsenic compounds. Any girl who shows off in this poisonous green skirt is really showing her beauty with her life...

It was not until the first half of the twentieth century that non-toxic light green dyes were invented, making it unnecessary for people to dye cloth with highly toxic arsenic compounds.

But despite this, the ladies of the upper class in Europe and the United States in the [-]th century still wore this kind of light green skirt even if they were poisoned, which shows the beauty of its color.

After adding the two together, this gorgeous outfit, Daji Empress also thought it was very decent, so she nodded and bestowed a magic spell on Qiu Shanhui.

——Now, she is no longer the righteous and kind Inari Priestess, but an evil Witch Priestess!Are you afraid of seeing it?

Well, anyway, the acquaintances around are laughing and not taking it seriously, even if she is playing with Lan Yingying's [Triium Treasure] in her hand.

Moreover, compared with the protagonist of this press conference, the succubus queen Meikanshut, this "evilness" of Megumi Akiyama is really not worth mentioning.

sex

Unlike other Silicon Valley high-tech company press conferences, the establishment ceremony of the "Uber Succubus Store" was much more lively.

As soon as the guests entered the venue, they found that it was arranged in the mode of a catwalk, with a background wall of tropical island scenery with volcanoes and palm trees behind it.Painted on the ceiling is the emblem of the Succubus Queen Mecansit: a pair of red lips pierced by wire.

What's more, the deafening, enthusiastic and unrestrained tropical-style music caught the eyes of all the guests and reporters.

Hispanic samba dancers in bikinis and with oil on their bodies are posing on the runway, shaking their hair, twisting their chests, and swaying their hips.

Ornate crowns or colorful bird feathers are placed on their heads.The colorful clothes are also decorated with colorful sequins.

The gorgeous and colorful feather headdress, the strange and gorgeous bikini, the hot body and the skin that moves with the music, and the fiery smile that blooms wantonly in the swinging body, really infected everyone's eyes and shocked the vision like an electric shock. The shock, the emotional infection was like a tidal wave.

Charming, naive, fanatical, gorgeous, radiant, glamorous, seductive...

To the sound of dance music, colored lights rotate, light and shadow intertwine, and the gorgeous crown flutters with the dance steps. The reflection of jewelry is accompanied by the light flow, like clusters of flames flickering, like meteors flying around, forming a dreamlike world.Being in it, you will suddenly feel fluttering and your soul is soaring.

——If you can withstand the interference of music and lights, take a closer look at these passionate samba dancers.Then you will find that they have been impregnated with the power of the succubus queen, and have obtained the blood of the succubus, and each girl has a pair of cute little horns on her head.

Therefore, they are no longer pure human beings, but half succubus women, and the darlings of the succubus queen.

They are the darlings created by Meicanxiut in endless joy, and they are called Sisters of Glory, and there are 13 of them in total.Every nun of Glory is multi-talented. They are superb seducers, singers, dancers and lovers, and they are also the most beloved "little princess" of the Succubus Queen.

After accepting the magical infiltration transformation of the Succubus Queen, each of the nuns of Hui Yao has a halo of a different color on their head, and the color of their hair has also become colorful. There are many women with golden or holy white halos on their heads. She looks like an angel—hence the name "Sister Glory".

Every nun of Hui Yao is the dream lover of countless ordinary men in the world.

Compared with these "Sisters of Glory", as their hostess, the tall succubus queen Meicanxiet was obviously more eye-catching.

Whether it's her slender and round legs, graceful figure, exquisite face, red lips with a playful smile, fiery red and lustful eyes, bright red wide bat wings, curved horns protruding from her forehead, and The lamb hooves on both legs are so charming.

Every inch of her skin exudes irresistible hormones, and even a glimpse of her will make people fall into an irresistible obsession.

Not only the men present were salivating looking at her, but even the women's eyes were shining when they looked at her, wishing they could kiss Fangze.

Even Akiyama Megumi, who was blessed with gods, was in a trance for a moment at first, but he quickly came to his senses and stretched out his hand to pinch a formula.

Next, she realized that a spiritual shock was directly hitting the brains of everyone in the room.

Ah... It really is spiritual charm, or [Charming Gaze] - the innate spiritual spell of the succubus family.

Of course, because the succubus queen Meikanxiet is here, the strength of this kind of spiritual charm is also extraordinary.

Basically, it is difficult for anyone who makes eye contact with Meikanxiut to resist her stunning "beauty".

Although Kei Akiyama complained about this, he couldn't help but think about it.

"...The beauty of the Succubus Queen, I'm afraid most of them rely on mental hypnosis to confuse people, right?

Otherwise, such a combination of beauty + bat + sheep would be too weird.I really don't understand what's so beautiful about this goat's hoof. "

She stared critically at Meicanxiet's little hooves, and complained to Abby, the disease witch beside her, in confusion, "...what's so good about it?"

However, despite the extremely loud music at the scene, Meikanshut still noticed Megumi Akiyama's nagging, and walked over to her side.

"...Ah, actually, my daughters (Sister Hui Yao) and I don't like these two furry sheep's hooves, but there is no way, who let my creators be Anglo-Saxons, they have been fond of sheep since ancient times. Does this animal have a different hobby?"

Meikanxiute gently licked her red lips with her pink tongue, smiled seductively, her voice was soft and melodious, and at the same time stomped her foot lightly, turning the fluffy devil's hoof into an incomparably perfect Human calf, "...Of course, I can change into various postures at any time."

"... Can the appearance of an angel also be changed?" Akiyama Megumi deliberately raised an argument.

The Succubus Queen blinked, waved her hand and released a flash of light, instantly turning the bat wings on her back into pure white angel wings, her skin color changed from the original wheat color to snow white like suet, and her face changed from flirtatious Become dignified and holy.

Only the angel halo on her head is not the holy gold, but the charming purple...Pair it with the exquisite and protruding open-back scarlet silk gown on Meikanxiut, as well as the studded belt and hands The long whip that can burst out electric sparks is really full of contrasting charms.

"Flying Noodles" Chen Qiuhan standing next to her, even though seeing her is like a mouse seeing a cat, instantly recalling the pain of being squeezed out of all the magic power in her body by the succubus queen that day, and the alarm bells in her heart are loud, but now she still can't bear it. Live a little addicted.

Fortunately, the Succubus Queen didn't like this holy angel's posture very much, so she only changed for a short moment before returning to her original state, and at the same time teased Akiyama Hui, "...I heard that your mistress, in 3000 years ago, she was the alluring enchantress, how does she compare to me?"

——As the American Cthulhu, the Queen of the Succubus, Meikanxiet, is as straightforward as the American girl.

When she wants to boast about herself, she always goes straight, and doesn't deliberately cover up or be humble, because she thinks it is unnecessary.

"...Hey, with your little skill, do you dare to make a fool of yourself in front of me, an old senior?"

Accompanied by a clear voice, the fox ears and tails on Akiyama Megumi disappeared instantly, and condensed into a snow-white nine-tailed fox, which sprang out from above her head.

Immediately afterwards, the nine-tailed fox rolled on the spot, and a cloud of magical light exploded around it, as gorgeous and brilliant as fireworks.

After the rays of light dissipated, a fairy concubine in a purple dress and a red skirt, all in beauty, stood with her head held high in front of Meikan Xiute.

I saw that her body was supple and her waist was soft, her breasts and buttocks were plump, and she outlined beautiful curves.The plump and slender legs are looming under the skirt.

Cloudy temples, eyebrows like willow leaves, a pair of black eyes as deep as a pool of water, a slender and straight nose, and two cherry lips pursed into a straight line.

The exquisite and delicate facial features, every frown and smile have a different charm, and every expression is full of charm, which looks bright and incomparable.

On her bright purple dress and scarlet skirt, patterns of phoenixes are embroidered, and the golden crown on her head looks like a phoenix spreading its wings.

And the jade ax held in Empress Daji's hand was dyed dark red with blood, which made her incomparable beauty a little bit colder.

Even though she just stood here quietly, her demeanor and demeanor revealed the nobility and majesty that mortals look up to!

If we say that the beauty of the succubus queen Meicanxiet exudes a blurred atmosphere all the time, people will inevitably be addicted to it just by looking at it.

Then, behind the beauty of this Empress Daji, there is more of that kind of aloof indifference, rather than the charm of overwhelming the world.

When everyone present saw her, they would unconsciously have the idea of ​​worshiping her, as if she should naturally rule over everyone!

——She is not only a beautiful woman with a long history, but also an ancient true god who has been worshiped by thousands of people to this day!

Therefore, even the succubus queen Mekanxiet, who was so flamboyant before, was overwhelmed by the majestic beauty of Empress Daji and bowed her head to salute.

Next, the Queen of Succubus restrained her charm, and asked all the sisters of Hui Yao to come to visit Empress Daji, and then chatted with Empress Daji very politely, and put herself in the position of a student and junior, asking Empress Daji for advice Learn how to be a good girl and troublemaker.

And Chen Qiuhan also got rid of the mental influence of Meikan Xiute just now, wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, and whispered:

"...Hoohoo—this succubus queen is really ecstasy, no wonder Uber wants to develop online dating services regardless of face..."

But Akiyama Hui gave him a suspicious look.

"...I said, little brother, did you make a mistake? Who told you that the Uber Succubus Store provides custom services?