Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

We are just a group of ordinary shrimp catchers, how can we deserve a hydrogen bomb to serve us?

written request for leave

I worked in the sun this afternoon, and was so hot that I fainted from heatstroke. Although it was not as serious as heatstroke, my thinking was much slower. I really couldn’t finish a chapter at night, so I hereby ask for a day off to rest.

Some recent news is really outrageous than my fiction. For example, Britain seems to have an Indian as its prime minister.

If Churchill, who said the famous saying "the last Indian died", had known it, what would he think?

Chapter 237: The Gaotai Sect invites Empress Daji to join

"...Boom--"

A dazzling light [-] times brighter than the sun swept across the water network swamps and cypress forests of the Mississippi River Delta in an instant.

This is not warm sunshine, nor ordinary lights or fire, but the death light from hell!

The fish, shrimps, crabs and shellfish swimming in the river all experienced the unprecedented bad luck of "people swimming at home, disasters come from heaven".

——Under the high temperature of the nuclear explosion, the river water on the surface boiled instantly, and the huge shock wave reached the bottom of the river in an instant.Let the river become sunken down.

The shoals and shipwrecks, which usually do not come out of the water, are once again exposed to air and sunlight as the river recedes rapidly.

But only a few seconds later, the turbid river surged back to its original position, flooding the riverbed again, leaving the river surface covered with white waves.

At the same time, a huge white sphere instantly rose from the center of this section of the river.

——This is the water mist layer formed by the condensation of water vapor after the air is instantly compressed by the mighty force of the nuclear explosion and then released.

In just a few seconds, at least dozens of tons of river water were turned into water droplets or even water vapor, eventually forming a rising mushroom cloud.

And under the mushroom cloud, the violent and unrestrained shock wave is sweeping away in all directions, sweeping away all obstacles along the way.

In an instant, huge waves like a tsunami rolled wantonly in the river, and everything on the surrounding shore trembled in the scorching wind.

The earth trembled in the concussion, the river boiled in flames, and the world endured the torment of the double sky of ice and fire in the huge waves and hot wind...

The towering trees with luxuriant branches and leaves were uprooted, and the lush green fields were shaved into bald gourds.

The dikes and locks along the coast, like sand castles, were roughly torn from the shore and thrown into the boiling river.

The terrifying shock wave was like the most violent typhoon, sweeping away the already devastated ruins, dilapidated houses and dilapidated houses in the town.

The glass melted quickly like a candle, and the fragile wooden house was dried up and turned into a sea of ​​​​flames, or it was knocked down like a matchbox.

Even a few relatively solid brick houses and reinforced concrete buildings were burned beyond recognition and shattered by the blast.

And those abandoned vehicles in the town that were not evacuated in advance were even blown into the sky by the terrifying air current, thrown around like a ball...

This is really a terrifying scene like the abyss of hell!

In this doomsday-like nuclear catastrophe, only a crayfish specialty restaurant next to the road outside the town and the vast parking lot around the restaurant were able to face the mushroom cloud at close range, and they were basically safe and sound.

Because, a giant black cat more than ten meters high was standing in front of the restaurant as if nothing had happened, raising its paws to prop up a barrier of divine power.Despite facing the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud rising in front of him, the black cat goddess Buster did not change her face like a breeze, and even hiccupped...

Uh, maybe I ate too much freshly grilled giant crayfish?

With the worship of countless poop shovelers and meow masters across the United States, plus a [Cat Castle Nuclear Park] (formerly Los Angeles Disneyland) as a holy place to gather faith, today's Buster is not what it used to be, and it is no longer the same one. The sensitive cat jumped three feet high by the earthquake in Los Angeles.

Behind the giant body of Lord Cat God, all kinds of vehicles were crowded and parked, and the Vietnamese residents of the town were full of them.

They had just packed their luggage and evacuated from the town that was about to suffer a nuclear explosion.Some townspeople have already driven hundreds of kilometers away out of fear of nuclear bombs, but a considerable number of people are still stranded here, wanting to start rebuilding their homes as soon as possible.

In addition, on the parking lot and on both sides of the road, there are also a group of reporters from big cities rushing to grab the news, as well as university professors and agents of the intelligence department, cameras with dark color filters, or various portable handheld instruments, Excitedly recording the images and data of the nuclear explosion site.

When the dazzling light and the thunderous noise finally came to an end, they couldn't help but whisper to each other.

"...It's incredible! Even though the mushroom cloud is right in front of you, the radiation shown on the Geiger counter is still within the safe range!"

"...And there is almost no EMP electromagnetic shock wave, and the mobile phone can still make calls... Isn't this a fake hydrogen bomb?"

(The normal version of the nuclear bomb explodes in the atmosphere, which will trigger a huge electromagnetic shock wave, break through the insulation layer, burn the circuit, and severely damage the components of all electronic equipment, thereby destroying those unsuspecting military and civilian electronic products. Civilization goes back to the nineteenth century.)

"...Hey, how can you just use science to explain things about magic? It's just a magic that [looks like a hydrogen bomb]!"

"...Speaking of which, those giant crayfish emerging from the river are equally unscientific! Look, how can such thin shrimp legs support such a heavy shrimp body? And we The big black cat in front of me... shouldn't have been crushed by its own weight a long time ago?"

(Under normal circumstances, animals cannot be enlarged proportionally, because the size is enlarged by ten times, and the cross-section of the load-bearing bones is enlarged by one hundred times, but the weight is increased by one thousand times. After the spider mouse is enlarged by many times, They will be directly crushed by their own weight.

If it is a mammal, it also encounters the problem of being too large to dissipate heat-so the mouse moves quickly and the elephant staggers. )

"...Hey, don't think about it! Just record it! The rise of occultism is the end of science!"

"...I see that Japanese witch has already gone to the town, and I plan to follow. Do you want to go and see together?"

"...Of course I'm going! There's nothing unusual on the Geiger counter anyway."

"...Go together! Go together! I also want to see, what kind of things have been blown out of the river?"

"...Hey, frying fish with a detonator is already too much. Shrimp fried with a hydrogen bomb? Only a lunatic can think of such a thing..."

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As the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud standing over the river gradually dissipated, the blazing heat wave and shock wave also slowly subsided.

Then, the black cat goddess Bast also put away her cat claws, removed the divine power barrier she maintained, and then started the teleportation, disappearing from here instantly.

——I’ve had enough of giant crayfish of all flavors, it’s time to go back to Cat Fort in Los Angeles for a massage and a nap!

Of course, before leaving, she didn't forget to bring back dozens of giant crayfish piled high to show off to her cat brothers.

Next, Megumi Akiyama, who was the instigator, took off the thickened and padded sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, put them back in his pocket, jumped out of the green leather car, and dusted off his clothes , clapped his hands smartly, and gestured an "OK" gesture to the reporters.

OK!Done!Finish the blast and call it a day!

After such a green, clean and pollution-free nuclear fusion hit, no matter how strong the carapace of the giant crayfish is, it cannot withstand the rays of the sun!

Next, the old mayor of the Nanyue boat people with complicated emotions, and several Vietnamese men who caught shrimps also walked into the former homeland.

In fact, when Megumi Akiyama first proposed to "explode the crayfish", the old mayor wanted to refuse at first.

After all, nuclear bombs are really terrifying—for an old man like him who was born in the Cold War and experienced the US-Soviet struggle for hegemony, just imagining the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud rising in his fish pond will make him unable to bear it. There is an urge to faint.

In the Cold War era when nuclear deterrence was turbulent, no matter how passionate a warrior is, he will feel a chill from the bone marrow when he thinks of the mushroom cloud of nuclear bombs.

But the problem is, if last night's giant crayfish comes back, the town doesn't have enough self-defense capabilities.

——Even firearms can’t handle these carapace monsters, and explosives such as detonators can’t guarantee the hit rate, and the cost is high.

Not to mention the power grids and harpoons: if they couldn't get rid of them, sooner or later the whole town would be killed or scared off.

Taking a step back, even if these giant crayfish are frightened by the cat god and dare not go ashore again, will the residents of the town still go fishing by boat in the future?

What if no more shrimping and fishing?What should everyone rely on to make a living?

Once the source of income is cut off, this small town will also quickly become depressed and dilapidated, and it seems that it is not much different from the consequences of a nuclear explosion...

Therefore, in the face of the above-mentioned unsolvable practical difficulties, the old mayor could not say no, but could only say that he would consider it.

However, before he could think about it clearly, the news that the town was attacked by a giant crayfish and people died, along with some sporadic photos and blurry videos, had already been spread on the Internet.Idlers who have nothing to do with themselves are talking about it, but the residents in the surrounding areas are horrified.

——The previous "Asian carp" flood problem has already disturbed the states around the Mississippi River Basin and the Great Lakes.

If you let the giant crayfish flood the entire Mississippi River Delta, and then go upstream along the waterway of the Mississippi River, attack Baton Rouge (Red Stick City), the capital of Louisiana, and Little Rock, the capital of Arkansas. , the capital of Missouri, St. Louis...

I can't imagine what will happen next!

American cities in reality are not as tough as those shown in sci-fi movies. After being ravaged by Godzilla, little monsters, aliens, superpowers, etc. over and over again, they still quickly unite as one and rebuild their homes. Restore prosperity and wait for the next round of tests.

In fact, as long as disasters of this magnitude happen two or three times in a row, New York will almost turn into a Detroit slum.

As for those central cities that were already depressed and dilapidated, they were even more vulnerable to natural and man-made disasters.

In any case, these giant crayfish cannot be indulged in performing the scene of Warcraft siege!

You have to strike hard and take precautions before they happen!

Therefore, in order to prevent the passing of time... I had to suffer a lot for you Vietnamese, and suffered a nuclear fusion blow.

The government will refer to the post-disaster handling of typhoons that have landed in the past, and try to contact charity foundations to collect some relief supplies for you.

So, when the old mayor was still hesitating, the county and the state had already called one after another to put pressure, and then the FBI and the Coast Guard also drove over, begging the little witch Akiyama Hui to solve the problem question, while sternly ordering the old mayor not to sit back and watch the situation worsen.

Even after the residents of the town calmed down, after thinking about it, they felt that the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain-rather than staying in this town every day and fearing the invasion of monsters, and not daring to sleep at night, it is better to simply draw the bottom of the pot and have a nuclear explosion Crawfish, destroy the monster and the town together!

In the end, after a day and a night of preparation and planning, the little witch Akiyama Hui tried her hand again and launched a precision nuclear strike on the crayfish!

—By the way, the Vietnamese immigrant town by the river was also razed to the ground.

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The town that had just been baptized by the nuclear explosion was covered with a thick layer of rubble and ash, and there were raised stones and cement fragments everywhere.

Walking on such uneven ground is not an easy task, and one who is not careful may be tripped.

Although Akiyama Megumi, who possessed supernatural power, bounced around among the rubble and walked very easily, but the reporters behind with long guns and short cannons, as well as the agents and researchers carrying instruments, were one step at a time. One staggered, embarrassed.

But everyone still followed closely, even if they fell down, they had to get up again, even if they used both hands and feet, they insisted on crossing the town and heading towards the river.

Eventually, they came near the surface of the river where the epicenter of the blast was located.The originally wide river seems to have swelled again after the explosion, including the surrounding small tributaries and the fish ponds and shrimp ponds dug by the locals, turning into an irregular lake with a diameter of several thousand meters.

The turbid muddy water is like a cooked soup pot, with all kinds of charred or half-baked animal carcasses floating on it.

——Water snakes, alligators, carp, silver carp, grass carp, crabs... Of course, there are also crayfish that mutate and become huge due to aura.

What a pot of extra-large river seafood stew that can set a Guinness World Record!

Use the Mississippi River as the pot, the nuclear fusion sun's rays as the fire, and the towering mushroom cloud as the smoke!

To be able to force human beings to show such dignity to serve you crayfish, no matter how you think about it, it should be regarded as an honorable death, right?

The journalists immediately excitedly held up their cameras, snapping shots of this scene that seemed to have come out of a sci-fi movie.

And several agents from the intelligence department, a local Vietnamese shrimp catcher, and two reporters who had prepared in advance, couldn't wait to take out the inflatable rubber boat, holding fishing nets, hooks and other things, and scrambling to go underground. In the river, fish and shrimp are caught.

Akiyama Megumi looked at the boiled river for a while, then looked up again, and found that the surrounding vegetation had been flattened by nuclear explosions, and even the soil and stones on the ground had turned into fine particles like sand. The power of the "Mini Fusion Strike" is a bit excessive.

But Megumi Akiyama has no regrets about this, because although she has made a nuclear explosion on the west coast, she has not yet made a big move in the Caribbean.

If you want to gain a foothold in Louisiana, it is definitely not enough to be kind, you must first find a target to stand up to gain the awe of the locals.

It should be noted that human beings are a kind of creature that remembers to eat but not to fight. Many times, if they blindly talk nicely, they will make them push their noses in the face.

In the end, you have to punch hard to let them understand the truth that you are not easy to mess with.

Akiyama Hui believes that after seeing the horror of the mushroom cloud with his own eyes, there should be no one in Louisiana who is not afraid of himself, right?

In this way, all kinds of troubles will be much less in the future when establishing a shrine in the rice-growing area here.

After fully demonstrating their determination to dare to abuse nuclear weapons, those troublesome characters must no longer dare to blackmail her, and instead have to avoid her.

With a relaxed mood, Qiu Shanhui thought so happily, and at the same time turned around and clasped his fists to the old mayor and said, "...Fortunately, I did not disgrace my life! The evil spirits have been eliminated! After this explosion, the local aura is exhausted, and there will be no insects in half a year In case of a sudden change, you can rest easy.

It's a pity that in order to eradicate the monsters, your homes were also destroyed.I don't know what to do next? "

The old town mayor hurriedly expressed his gratitude and said that although the entire town was completely destroyed, the state government's relief was quite good. At present, a large number of military tents and emergency rations have been sent, and 2000 million US dollars in charity donate.

And those scientific research institutions and collectors who came here to collect giant crayfish also donated some money to the affected townspeople.

The Vietnamese shrimp hunters in the town plan to flatten a piece of land first, build tents, build a refugee camp for a while, and then try to find a way to rebuild the house slowly.

At the same time, these shrimp catchers are also planning to erect a monument to commemorate the event, naming the rebuilt town "Nuclear Bomb Town"...

Megumi Akiyama: This place name...why does it feel like playing the game "Radiation"?

However, Akiyama Hui was also relieved to know that these people could be properly resettled so that they would not be displaced and have no food and clothing.

But then, the old mayor asked abruptly, "...excuse me, after today's nuclear explosion, are you all leaving on the road?"

"... Exactly, since the killing of monsters here is over, we have no reason to linger, so we will naturally continue our journey westward."

Akiyama Hui blinked in confusion, but still answered truthfully, "... I wonder if the old man has any advice?"

"...I can't talk about seeing the religion, but someone asked the old man to send a message. The Gaotai Temple built by our immigrants, I would like to invite you to visit."

The old mayor leaned on his crutches and said, "...it is less than twenty kilometers away from here. I wonder if you are interested in visiting?"

"... Gaotaijiao? Oh, the church that uses the eyes as its logo? Didn't expect it to exist in the United States?"

The little witch Qiu Shanhui frowned and thought for a while, before she suddenly realized that she vaguely remembered a strange scenic spot she had seen when she traveled to Ho Chi Minh City in her previous life, "...but, the Caotai Sect has nothing to do with my master, and there has never been any I don’t know why I invited you today?”