Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

But anyone who has read the list of gods knows that it is the hatred of the country and the family, and the relationship between the endless enemies!

Generally speaking, the friendship between these two ancients can be described as hatred between two people every day, and hatred between three rivers and four seas.

Now, Pastor Fan Qingren of the Gaotai Sect actually wants to put Empress Daji under the crotch of an old man like Jiang Ziya...

Well, it's really hard for Master Fox not to think of the bloody battle of Muye 4000 years ago, and a certain ex-husband who was buried in Lutai.

"...Ah, it's a sin, I'm so ignorant, I don't read too much, and I forgot this ancient grievance, please forgive me."

Since Fan Qingren is a Vietnamese-American, he is completely separated from Chinese culture by two layers, and the list of gods is not so well-known outside of China. I'm not very familiar with it, so I didn't react at all at first.

(Refer to the secondary characters in the Bible. Everyone knows Moses, Solomon, and David, but few people know Samson.)

But after hearing Master Fox God's angry reprimand, talking to Qiu Shanhui for a few more words, and carefully recalling the content of some classics that were about to be forgotten, Fan Qingren finally understood how outrageous his arrangement just now was, and immediately shuddered In a cold sweat, he quickly apologized and made amends.

"...Now we have moved to the shores of the Caribbean Sea, half a world away from our hometown in Asia, so the gods of the heavens should also be rearranged.

The so-called master is the first, since none of the gods of our religion have yet manifested their holiness, why not... Madam Daji, please take the seat and be the first among the highest gods, how about it? "

Pastor Fan Qingren said this apologetically, while pointing to the position above Sakyamuni's head.

Uh?Let Empress Daji ride on the head of Buddha Sakyamuni?

In this regard, Akiyama Megumi thinks this is very face-saving.

But this time, it was the Lord Fox God's turn to feel that something was wrong.

——When she smuggled to India to work hard, the Buddha himself had passed away, and he did not meet her directly, but the disciples and grandchildren of the Buddha were still the reincarnation of the Empress Daji who was in India back then, or the princess of the Maurya Empire in India, Very impressed.

At that time, she failed to become a queen, but directly jumped from the crown princess to become the empress dowager, which had something to do with her fighting skills with Tianzhu Buddhism.

Therefore, for the Buddha and his disciples and grandchildren, Mr. Fox God still has a little bit of awe.

Moreover, in reality, among the three major universal religions in the world today, Buddhism is also the oldest among them.

Although there are not many Buddhists in the United States, there should be at least hundreds of thousands of them. In the embarrassing state of Lord Fox God who doesn't even have a place to stay, he forcibly puts himself above the Buddha, except to be ridiculed Besides, it is estimated that there will be no other end.

Don't think that if you put your own statue on top of the Buddha statue, you are really greater than the Buddha!

Besides, for the ancient fox god Yuzaoqian, what good is humiliating the Buddha?Not at all!

In addition to leaving herself the infamy of being a domineering, rebellious and arrogant woman - Liwei is not established like this!

What's more, competing for a seat in a small polytheistic church with a shallow foundation like the Gaotai Sect feels like a low price.

Moreover, in the context of the recovery of spiritual energy, it is also a question of how long the Gaotai Sect, a religious organization with a mixed style of painting, can survive.

——In order to gain momentum, the Gaotai Sect "incorporated everything" and recruited celebrities from all over the world to be ranked as gods. This approach has no disadvantages in normal times.But the question is, if one day, these celebrities and gods are really revived, will they be happy because of the Cao Dai Sect's forced marriage?

Think about it and know, who likes to be "represented" inexplicably?

For example, if God and Buddha really appeared in the world, how could they be willing to succumb to some kind of "high platform god"?

Hey!It's just a big eyeball that thinks it's more powerful than Yahweh and wants to be a god?

Who gave you the guts?Liang Jingru?

At that time, not to mention Gao Taishen's big eyes, most likely have no bright future.

If this pastor Fan Qingren can still leave a whole body, he should thank God for his kindness, and the Buddha is magnanimous.

In other words, if you are tied too tightly to this kind of guy with no future like an insect, not only will you have no benefit, but you may be implicated instead.

Only in the early stage of Louisiana's establishment and mission, the Inari Shrine under construction needs to have a good relationship with the other party.

Therefore, Master Fox God took the initiative to show humility, saying that he was ignorant of talent and learning, and was a guest post in Gaotai Teaching, so he could not be a high-ranking god.

Just let her be a middle-level god, or even a low-level god, and just find a corner to worship her (so as not to be too deeply tied to the Cao Dai Sect).

Although the fox god said it so politely, Pastor Fan Qingren didn't dare to treat her as a mountain and wild hair god. He casually found an inconspicuous small shrine in the corner of the temple, and compared her with Transformers, Ultraman, and Iron Man. Served with Captain America.

Therefore, after some polite concessions, both the ancient fox god and the Egyptian cat god were conferred the honorable titles of middle gods (secondary saints) by the Cao Dai Sect.

The statue of Empress Daji was placed next to Confucius, the most holy teacher. Although Confucius was a native of Lu State, his ancestors moved from the State of Song. His bloodline was descended from the nobles of the Yin and Shang Dynasties. Empress Daji should be regarded as his ancestor. When Confucius saw her, he had to perform the ceremony of the younger generation.

Then, the statue of the black cat goddess Buster was placed next to Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva - as we all know, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's Nanhai Purple Bamboo Forest Dojo was originally populated by monsters, and now it seems normal to have many obese black cats as neighbors look.

Lord Fox God is very satisfied with this position that is neither high nor low, and Catwoman Serena is indispensable—thanks to the promotion of games, animations and movies, Cat Goddess Buster is in various strange places. There are too many appearances, and I can't manage it at all, and I don't bother to manage it.

In addition, Megumi Akiyama also gave Pastor Fan the contact information of Abby, the disease witch, and Yuki Akiyama, the cheap mother.

As for whether he can pull the two goddesses Talona and Melika into the Gaotai Sect, it depends on how good his own lip service is.

In this way, all the arrangements for franchising were properly arranged, and Pastor Fan held a banquet to entertain distinguished guests, but limited to meager financial resources, the table was full of home-cooked dishes, such as fried fish, chips, fried chicken, okra chowder, and jambalaya. , Drinks are only very ordinary beer and wine brewed by local farmers.

Only the main dish is more distinctive, it is actually a giant crayfish that was blown up by the mushroom cloud of the nuclear explosion. It is a tribute just offered by the believers. The spices with Mexican characteristics are very appetizing.

According to Pastor Fan Qingren, there are already clever people who have taken a fancy to the economic value of this giant crayfish, thinking that it can be used as a high-end aquatic product and cultivated in closed reservoirs or islands. Then get it for sale in high-end hotels all over the world.

In the top luxury banquets of the upper class, if such a giant crayfish can be displayed, it must be a very honorable thing.

It doesn't matter if the meat is thicker and the taste is worse because of the huge size of the shrimp.

As long as the huge shrimp shell is brightened, and this extravagant gimmick of collecting IQ tax is put on display, rich people who don’t like to show off will spend a lot of money on it!

As for the ferocious temperament of this giant crayfish, which can kill people, it is not within the scope of investors' consideration at all—since humans can even train man-eating lions and tigers into pets, man-eating big sharks are also cut off. How could he be afraid of this mere prawn without shark fin?

On the contrary, the more vicious the animal, the more popular it will be after being made into a dish!

Just like the tiger-skin chairs that often appear in costume dramas, as well as the snakeskin belts and crocodile leather bags that make delicate models flock to them in reality.

If someone can really start a Jurassic Park, raise a bunch of dinosaurs and kill them for meat, do you believe that dinosaur dishes can sweep the world in the blink of an eye?

At that time, if there is not a fashionable "roasted whole dragon" at the high-end party, I am afraid that it will be ridiculed as outdated and poor.

Therefore, some people have already gone to the river section far from the center of the nuclear explosion to find the surviving giant crayfish and try to use them for breeding.

In Akiyama Megumi's view, this idea of ​​making a fortune...how should I put it?It should be considered quite challenging - if the breeding site is outside the scope of spiritual energy recovery, this mutated giant crayfish will definitely die suddenly, and it will be difficult to live for a few more minutes, let alone grow and reproduce.

If the breeding site is within the scope of spiritual energy recovery... Well, in fact, she is not sure whether the giant crayfish after this mutation will still have the ability to reproduce.However, considering that the Anglo-Saxon people have always played with all kinds of inhumane things, even the viruses and bacteria that are life-threatening, and raising a rabbit can cause a lot of records in the Australian rabbit disaster, she thinks this matter is very likely in the end. It's going to be a horror movie again.

For example, "Piranha" or "Siege Shrimp", which pay tribute to the Hollywood blockbuster "Piranha" series.

Of course, it's hard to persuade a dead ghost, anyway, the mushroom cloud that should be planted has already been planted, and the prestige that should be established has also been established, and she doesn't bother to care about the rest.

All in all, after eating the shabby banquet hosted by the Gaotai Temple, Akiyama Hui and his party embarked on the journey again.

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Continuing west from the Mississippi River Delta, you enter the lakelands along the southwest coast of Louisiana.

This is an extremely vast wetland swamp, with reeds growing everywhere beside the water, and dense pine and fir trees on the shore. The sparsely populated Kanto Plain in Japan.

Therefore, this is also the main rice producing area in Louisiana, and along the coastline, it extends to the neighboring state of Texas.

There are thickets of reeds, lotus flowers floating, the sound of frogs singing, water birds rising and falling, dragonflies flying around, and occasionally crocodiles can be seen on the water.

Looking at the continuous rice fields on both sides of the road, and the criss-crossing rivers and ditches, Akiyama Hui couldn't help feeling familiar with returning to his hometown.

——As a priestess who serves the Inari God, it is normal to live near the continuous rice fields!

However, compared with the traditional East Asian rice fields, the rice farms in the United States still look very different.

Here, there are neither buffaloes struggling in the mud with a wooden plow, nor shepherd boys sitting under trees playing flutes.

On the contrary, you can often see agricultural drones buzzing in the air, shuttling back and forth to inspect the rice fields and observe the growth of rice.There are also intelligent rotary cultivators that are as huge as steel monsters, roaring and moving slowly in the rice fields that have just been harvested, and re-cultivate the land.

how to say?Looking at it, it seems to have a cyberpunk and Iron Heart style.

——In the United States, even the rice planting industry, which is supposed to be labor-intensive, has been turned into a type of large-scale machinery with high energy consumption.

However, in the small vegetable gardens and orchards among the rice fields, you can still see many hard-working migrant workers busy picking tomatoes and cutting tobacco leaves. Among them are illegal immigrants with Hispanic appearance and Dai Prisoners wearing electronic shackles, and even child laborers from nowhere...

Uh, from a legal point of view, the protection of children in the United States is very complete. In theory, there should be no such backward things as child labor.

But the problem is that when the law also needs someone to enforce it.The best law is nothing but a dead letter if no one enforces it.

The hometown of the red-necked girl Dolores Fox is located in Cameron Parish (equivalent to a county) in the westernmost part of Louisiana, next door to Texas, and only a three-hour drive from the famous aerospace city Houston. It's far from New Orleans.

In addition, the quality of the roads in the swampy wetlands is really not very good, and Akiyama Megumi's green leather car drove very slowly, so he drove for a whole day.

Along the way, Akiyama Megumi saw a few more earth-shattering news through his mobile phone and car TV.

First of all, Boeing successfully acquired Airbus, realizing the monopoly of global civil aviation aircraft production, thus dominating the civil aviation market!

——No matter from which point of view, this is an incredible commercial merger and acquisition, which can be said to have broken the foundation of Europeans.

For this reason, at least hundreds of officials, politicians, business tycoons and academics in France, Germany and other European countries died due to "car accidents", "gas pipeline explosions" or "infection with the COVID-19 virus" in just one week. Sudden death.

In Paris, Berlin and Brussels, small-scale "secret wars" are said to have taken place, with unknown armed forces fighting directly on the streets.

Many European politicians and commentators who once slammed the above-mentioned deal with loud words were either ruined by a bunch of scandals and imprisoned, or suddenly stopped or changed their voices inexplicably, or even changed their tune, and sang about Boeing’s acquisition of Airbus. Hymn, praised as "strong alliance".

In short, although there are countless bloody storms and extremely ugly food, Boeing has successfully acquired Airbus and realized the dominance of the civil aviation industry.

In this regard, many international commentators expressed very pessimistically that if Boeing still does not change its previous style of "crazily extorting users" after acquiring Airbus, and insists on paying the sold aircraft through "service fees (protection fee)” and charge several times more money.

Well, the total collapse of the global aviation transportation industry is estimated to have entered the countdown...

However, before the total collapse of the global civil passenger aviation industry, Boeing's stock price, which had fallen to the floor, was greatly increased.

In addition to Airbus, other high-quality companies in Europe, such as the German chemical giant BASF, the Dutch Royal Shell and Philips, Volkswagen, Mercedes-Benz and Porsche, and even some Swiss banks, etc., are also being acquired by Wall Street (robbing ) list.

Of course, the above-mentioned high-level struggles in the capitalist world are lonely for ordinary people to watch on the Internet.

But at the same time, another big news broke out suddenly, but it really affected the daily life of hundreds of millions of people!

The news is... the Suez Canal is blocked!

It was an American nuclear-powered aircraft carrier that blocked the canal!

What's more terrible is that there was a terrible nuclear leak on this aircraft carrier!

——In early August, after the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz was forced to stay at the remote Diego Garcia base for three months due to the spread of the epidemic and a shortage of sailors, according to the Pentagon's order, there was a shortage of more than 50% of the entire ship's personnel. Many people are also full of rookies, forcibly returning to the mainland.

It’s impossible not to return to the voyage, Diego Garcia is a small broken island, and it is impossible to undertake the daily maintenance work of the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier for a long time!

At present, in the entire United States, only Newport News Shipyard has the ability to build and overhaul nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.The rest of the Norfolk Naval Shipyard, Puget Sound Naval Shipyard, Hawaii Naval Shipyard, and Yokosuka Naval Shipyard can only perform routine and intermediate maintenance on aircraft carriers.

As for remote places like Diego Garcia, even the most basic routine maintenance of nuclear-powered aircraft carriers is not enough.

If the aircraft carrier has been deployed there without moving, it is basically the same as after the disintegration of the Soviet Union, Russia left the ship in the harbor to rust.

Therefore, even though more than half of the crew members died of plague or were disabled, the Pentagon still bit the bullet and ordered the Nimitz to return as soon as possible.

Because, if it is delayed for another year and a half, it will be difficult to say whether the hull of the Nimitz aircraft carrier can leave the Indian Ocean by itself.

As a result, just as the Nimitz aircraft carrier was about to pass through the Suez Canal and enter the Mediterranean Sea, it suddenly encountered a sandstorm and strong winds, which caused the Nimitz aircraft carrier to run aground on the beach, the hull ruptured and leaked, and the hull tilted and sank...

The most terrible thing is that after the repair of the damage control, the rookie sailors who temporarily boarded the aircraft carrier for less than half a month not only failed to repair the aircraft carrier, but continued to repair and break down. First, the aviation fuel caught fire and exploded. Broke the reactor and caused a nuclear leak!

After revealing such a big basket, the Pentagon of the United States obviously did not have the courage of the former Soviet Union to save the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. Instead, it left the leaked aircraft carrier in the Suez Canal, destroyed some confidential facilities, and hastily withdrew the surviving ones. Something happened to the crew on board...

As for the Suez Canal, which was blocked and turned into a radiation forbidden area, what should we do?

God knows!

Anyway, Egypt is crying and howling, Europe is accusing, other big countries are ridiculing, and the United States is forcibly throwing the pot away.

——It is impossible to save the Suez Canal like saving Chernobyl, and the responsibility can only be shifted to the Egyptians themselves.

Therefore, the Pentagon held a press conference, claiming that the Suez Canal's ship jam and nuclear leak crisis were caused by inaccurate weather forecasts in Egypt and the incompetence of the canal pilots, and that Egypt was solely responsible, so it filed a complaint against Egypt, claiming 800 yuan One hundred million U.S. dollars……

Of course, the U.S. military should not expect to squeeze out any money from Egypt, as long as it can stop the opponent's mouth.

But the problem is, even if the United States can use public opinion hegemony to block the mouths of the Egyptians, it cannot stop the mouths of nearly [-] million Egyptians to eat!

"...The U.S. military lost another aircraft carrier, and then the Suez Canal was also cut off? This is really worse!"

Akiyama Hui looked at the news on his mobile phone and could not help curling his lips, "...the global supply chain was already crumbling under the impact of the epidemic, and at the same time, a group of financial vampires added fuel to the fire, and now there is such a knife on the international shipping node. Are the prices in Europe going to sky?"

"...Come on, Huihui, have you forgotten the [-] dollar bill we paid for dinner? Before the prices in Europe went up to the sky, the prices in the United States have already gone up! And now they continue to break through the atmosphere, to the sky Marching into the depths of the universe!"

Ma Tong rolled his eyes and interjected, "...Actually, Europe has lived a good life with high welfare for so many years, and now it's their turn to suffer. The price of imported daily necessities has increased by [-] to [-]%. It is not fatal, and generally there are alternatives.

During the Middle East War, I remember that the Suez Canal was suspended for a few years, but didn't there be any major incidents in Europe at that time?

At best, it is going back to the age of great voyages, and merchant ships from Asia to Europe continue to circumnavigate the Cape of Good Hope, and the freight rate will increase a little.

In fact, it is not Europe that needs to worry most today!The real end is Egypt! "

"...Egypt is doomed?"

"...Yeah, just because of Egypt's population explosion, self-sufficiency in food, lack of water, electricity, and everything. This year, because of the impact of the epidemic, there was no tourism income; and because of the Suez nuclear crisis, there was no income. Canal navigation fees.

Next, the Egyptian government will even relocate and resettle at least 10 people in the canal area because of the nuclear pollution issue,"

Ma Tong spread his hands and said, "...the Soviet Union, which was a superpower back then, could not afford the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, let alone Egypt today? To be honest, I doubt that Egypt is a country that is far from self-detonation. How far is the next Syria?"