Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

If it is the birth of a new god, even if he has spiritual wisdom and divine power, he must first gather the priesthood, then select a saint (prophet), and write the doctrine while preaching. Come up with a mortal organization that runs smoothly.

But if it is replaced by Tamamo, not only the history of conferring gods is so long that it was born almost at the same time as early civilization, but there are still ancient gods whose beliefs have spread in the world so far.Once her strength recovers and she manifests her holiness in front of others, as long as the shaman priests from various Inari shrines are directly recruited from Japan, the divine power can be restored... Well, if there is a temple dedicated to the fox god in China, it seems that it can also be restored. Invite the Miaozhu Goddess or something to make up the number?

Even in India, maybe there are still a few Brahmins who worship her!

Uh, from this point of view, even if Master Yuzao is in dormant distress, it doesn't necessarily mean that she can't do without her...

——In the heart of the little witch Akiyama Hui, a strong sense of crisis once again rose.

Originally, she still had a little subconscious mind of liking leisure and loathing work, and she only wanted to rely on the god in front of Yuzao to become a rich woman and enjoy money and status.

But now it seems that there is no such thing as a free pie in this world.If you want to be rich and powerful, you have to be able to work hard!

Therefore, no matter how hard, tiring and troublesome it is for Yuzao to promote his faith in the United States, he must regard it as a blessing!

——At this point, after realizing that she is not irreplaceable, the little witch Akiyama Hui finally completed the self-domestication of a social animal.

However, even if self-domestication becomes a struggling social animal, Akiyama Hui still has to determine the strategic goal of his own fox god.

"...Master Yuzao, did you manifest yourself in North America this time to spread the faith and build temples?"

"...Hey, your structure is too small, my child. Now is the time when the spiritual energy is revived and the gods return. The secular government is like a castle on the beach, and it will collapse at the touch of a finger. The palace should be in harmony with the gods. Demons are fighting everywhere, fighting for hegemony in the world. A true hero cannot live without power for a day!"

Tamamoqian replied proudly, "...my child in the Central Plains has become the emperor, the child in Tianzhu has become the emperor, and the child in Japan has also become the emperor. Now you are preaching for me in the Americas. Naturally, you have to do whatever you want." Only by plotting to usurp power and dominating one side can we be regarded as decent..."

Chapter 24, The Ambition of the Country

Knowing that Master Yuzao had the ambition to seek power for the country, although the little witch Akiyama Hui was a little surprised, she was not too surprised.

After all, judging from the historical story of Yuzaoqian (Daji), she, the ancient fox god, supreme auspicious, is not a gentle and kind Xieyuhua, nor is she a sympathetic idiot, but at least as ambitious as Wu Zetian. Vigorous, ruthless black disabled deep type strong woman.

——[Menji Sichen] This idiom was invented especially for her!

This is a female hero who was born to hold a jade seal and a scepter!

Now that the ancient fox god has come to North America, it would be strange if he didn't want to plot to usurp the country!

In fact, Megumi Akiyama is also happy to see the success of this - in this era that is about to be reshuffled, the boss is not afraid of ambition, but the boss is not motivated.

If she followed a lying-down salted fish clan god, wouldn't she miss the trend of the times?

Indeed, as long as you stand on the cusp of the times, even a pig can fly into the sky.

But if you miss the fleeting outlet, then you will get twice the result with half the effort, or even useless effort.

Therefore, Akiyama Hui also appreciates and supports Tamazamae's ambitious ambitions.

It's just... Hearing that Yuzao said that her child had been emperor in China, Japan and India, Akiyama Hui couldn't help feeling a little bit wrong:

The son she gave birth to when she was Empress Toba in Japan was indeed the emperor (Emperor Konoe, who was sick since childhood, died at the age of 17 without heirs).

The son she gave birth to when she was a princess in India also became the emperor of India (sixth generation monarch of the Maurya Dynasty, Sambaladi).

However, Wu Geng, the son she had with King Zhou of Shang when she was still named Daji, was considered a famous historical figure, but she never seemed to be the emperor of China!

——Although after King Wu conquered Zhou and established the Western Zhou Dynasty, taking advantage of King Wu of Zhou's untimely death, Wu Geng once occupied Chaoge and rebelled again in an attempt to restore the Shang Dynasty, but it lasted for two years at most. Defeated under the attack of Zhou Gongdan and Jiang Ziya...

Well, compared to those grass-headed emperors in the previous troubled times of China, Wu Geng is at least the descendant of the Central Plains emperor, who ruled the Chaoge area of ​​Hebei, and it was the core foundation of his father and ancestor. In two years, this "contains the number of emperors" has not been low.

If the successive emperors of Nanming, such as Emperor Hongguang, can also be regarded as emperors, then it seems that it is not impossible to describe Wu Geng as the last monarch of the Shang Dynasty?

Thinking about it this way, Kei Akiyama no longer paid attention to it, but instead focused on how Yuzao used to fight for power.

"...Master Yuzao, this time you descended to North America, don't you... want to be a queen or a princess again? With all due respect, it won't work!"

——According to Qiu Shanhui's understanding, this ancient fox god has been sharpening his head since the Shang Dynasty 3000 years ago, trying to drill into the emperor's harem, wanting to be the woman behind the emperor, so he has been a queen and queen mother over and over again Down, it seems that path dependence has been formed.

And if she wants to do the same in North America this time, using charms to lure a group of witches into the White House and confuse the palace...

Thinking of the golden retriever's face that understands the king, and thinking about the next sleeping king, Akiyama Hui couldn't help shivering, giving birth to goose bumps all over her body.

——Master Yuzao, it's not that I'm humble, you should ask someone else to be smart about this kind of thing, it's better for me, a little witch, to concentrate on keeping my chastity and offering sacrifices to the gods.

However, even if Yuzao could find other women to act as confidante, it would be difficult to gain power by the old method thousands of years ago.

——According to the information obtained by Akiyama Megumi from the Internet, the range where the red moon frequently appears in North America is about San Francisco as the center. It can reach Seattle and Vancouver in the north, and it can also slightly cross the border between the United States and Mexico in the south. But to the east is at most only the area around the highland city of Denver.

That is to say, the coverage of the recovery of Reiki in North America currently only extends eastward to the central part of the United States, which is still far away from the capital Washington, D.C.

Of course, with the recovery of spiritual energy entering its heyday in the future, this coverage should be expanded.

But according to what Tamamomae said to Akiyama Megumi before, no matter how much this aura expands, it is absolutely impossible to extend to the east coast of the United States.

——Because in the history she knows, no matter what era and where, there has never been such a large coverage of spiritual recovery!

No matter how small the North American continent is, it is still a continent. From Los Angeles to Washington, the distance is nearly [-] kilometers!

Such a long distance is enough to run two round trips between Nanjing and Beijing, or between Cairo and Baghdad!

In short, even if Yuzao went to Washington in person, he would not be able to use the charm technique because he entered the withered demon area, and he would become like a mortal.

Therefore, it is not feasible to seek power by taking the top-level route, because the ancient fox gods cannot go to Washington, and they cannot move the capital of the United States to the West Coast.

More importantly, even if it really charmed the president of the White House, in fact, apart from the scenery and drainage, it might not be of much use.

——Because the president of the United States is an out-and-out weak monarch, and his term of office is limited.Since President Kennedy's brainstorming, in the next half century, the presidents of all generations have basically made government orders out of the White House, and even the governors of the major states cannot be suppressed, let alone Capitol Hill and Wall Street.

The power of the president in the country is so weak, let alone the president's woman?

Of course, the president's power overseas is still very strong, but what does the recovery of spiritual energy have to do with overseas?

Next, since Washington can't go, then, is it necessary to lower the standard and seduce the governor of California?

Well, the current governor of California, Newsom, is a handsome guy who looks like a model, and he is known as the most handsome governor in the United States.

Moreover, Newsom is also a white left pioneer who holds high the rainbow flag and is known for his enthusiasm for promoting gender equality.When he was the mayor of San Francisco, Newsom had issued thousands of same-sex marriage certificates against the disapproval of Governor Schwarzenegger (Huihui ecstasy).

His wife, the director Jennifer, is also a rookie in the white left circle and is famous for shooting gay-themed films.

After Newsom took office as governor, he changed his wife's title to "California First Companion" to replace the word "Mrs."—because the title "Mrs. Governors and gay governors leave room for...

Although the governor's above-mentioned style satisfied Akiyama Hui, but if she were to seduce her, she would still be insensitive.

Well, if it's to seduce his wife, you can think about it.

More importantly, the governor elected by the election is not a hereditary prince, and his power is also very weak, so it is useless to seduce him.

——Just as the president cannot suppress the governors of the major states, the governors cannot actually suppress the real power factions and multinational consortia in the state.

And California has the most international companies in the United States, and any president is more famous and influential than the governor...

Chapter 25 God is a girl?

In short, taking the upper-level route to seek power seems to be a step up to the sky, but in fact it is a castle in the sky, just a glamorous appearance.

Especially in a system like the United States where power is severely dispersed, the prominent politicians on the table are often just a cover, and they can't make any decisions at all.

Therefore, Megumi Akiyama organized some euphemistic rhetoric as much as possible, and roughly explained the current American system of "elites hiding behind the back to manipulate the country", trying to dispel the idea of ​​Master Tamazamo continuing to play palace fights in modern America...

As a result, the ancient fox god laughed loudly like a silver bell.

"...Hahahaha, my child! Do you think I'm the kind of idiot who waits for the sword, and doesn't know how to keep pace with the times?"

Tamazamo said, "...Indeed, in the past, in order to get more quickly, I always obtained power by clinging to secular emperors.

But in that era, if a woman wanted to gain power and control the crowd, besides becoming the master of the harem, was there any other easier way? "

However, immediately afterward, she changed the subject again, with a bit of melancholy in her tone, "...But, after going through so many things, I have also come to my senses: relying on mountains to fall, relying on rivers to dry up.

Power that comes easily can be lost quickly.

Only the country that has been defeated by oneself can be relied on.

If you dare not shed blood and sacrifice, and are unwilling to bury your head in hard work, then the power gained through trickery, fraud and compromise will always be as fragile as dry grass in the wind.

Back then, I was the lord of Qingqiu, and I was called auspicious. For thousands of years, all people regarded me as a mother god, enjoying all the honor, and no one dared to offend.

But when I abandoned the Qingqiu Kingdom, which was depleted of spiritual energy, and became the queen of the Shang Dynasty in the incarnation of Su Daji, I became a disaster for the country and have been scolded to this day.

Later, I crossed the sea to spread rice seeds, worked hard with my head down, and became an Inari god in Japan for nearly 400 years. The people of Fuso all recited my good name.

But when I entered the palace and became Empress Toba, even if my son became the emperor, he would still become the big monster Tamamo, and my reputation would be completely ruined...

Hey, I don’t know how many times I’ve gone through such ups and downs from gods to demons, from demons to gods, and from gods to demons. Can I still not see through it?

This time, Bengong doesn't intend to serve others with color!

It's been this year, why can't a woman be the lord of the country?

What is a beautiful woman who is a country, a beauty who is a disaster for the country?Ben Gong quit!

I want to rebuild the Qingqiu Kingdom here!Be an upright god king! "

——After hearing the high-spirited declaration of the heroine from the ancient fox god, the little witch Qiu Shanhui secretly praised her in her heart.

That's right!

How could being a queen be as enjoyable as being an empress?

Isn't the United States singing the tune of women's rights every day?

As a result, after so many years of bragging, let alone a female general, there has not even been a female governor (deputies are not counted).

Naturally, they have to parachute an empress down to be decent!

So happy to decide!

Let's rebuild the Qingqiu country in North America!

However, apart from the ecstasy, Qiu Shanhui also had a hidden worry in his heart.

Although California is a dark blue state in the United States where the white left dominates, it has always flaunted multiculturalism and great integration of races.

But no matter what, the United States is a Christian country after all, and church organizations occupy an absolute advantage in the field of faith.

Of the 80.00 million people in the United States, 15.00% are Christians, 5.00% are atheists, and the rest of the religions add up to [-]%.

If God comes down, I'm afraid that the rest of the gods and demons will have to bow their heads and obey their ears, and they will be out of the game directly!

However, the ancient fox god Yu Zaoqian dismissed this.

"...Jehovah? You say him? Hehe, at least for ten years, you don't have to worry about him at all!"

She put on an old-fashioned tone, and said to Akiyama Hui, "...I have seen Solomon and Jesus, and I have also seen Jehovah, who was only the God of the Jews at that time—ah, I am really not used to calling that smart guy Guys for God, but let's just say that for now!

In short, although this guy has the most powerful church in the mortal world, he also has the most fatal weakness.

Because of his excessive greed when he was young and ignorant, he claimed to be omniscient and omnipotent, and occupied all the priesthoods, and he couldn't play without conferring a single god.

——The emperor monopolizes the power by himself, neither civil and military officials, nor princes and vassals, how can he manage the country well?

In the end, the doctrinal issue alone could turn Jehovah into a lunatic—originally he had an "Old Testament" with the Jews, but Jesus and a bunch of angels tricked him into creating a "New Testament", " The New Testament is the theoretical foundation of Christianity, but it is not recognized by the Jews.

In the end, this situation has already put him on fire: if God recognizes the "New Testament", then the meaning of the existence of the Jews will be denied; if God denies the "New Testament", the entire Christianity will be destroyed from the root was eradicated.

But according to my understanding, if Jehovah still doesn’t want to go crazy after God’s manifestation, the only way is to deny the New Testament, not to recognize Christianity, and of course not to recognize the later derived Islam—this is his own I told this palace.

If he changed his mind and was about to go crazy... What's so scary about an out-of-control madman who can't even think and speak normally? "

After listening to Tamamo Mae's words, Akiyama Megumi breathed a sigh of relief.

As the co-lord of the Abrahamic Tritheism, God is naturally invincible in the world, and there is no one in the universe.

But...a God who fundamentally denies Christianity and Islam?A God that belongs only to the Jews?

What is there to be afraid of?

But... Even if the God descended from the gods is only the God of the Jews, he is still a terrifying opponent, but not at the level of invincibility.

——As we all know, California is the stronghold of the white left in the United States, and the Jews are always standing behind the various white left forces in the United States.

As long as the power of the Jews is mobilized, even if it will cause an uproar among Christians, it will also be able to form a dimensionality reduction blow to the rest of the hairy gods, right?

"...if the Jews are happy to see God as a girl, maybe it's a little threatening?" Tamamomae said dismissively.

"...Eh? God is a girl?" Akiyama Megumi widened his eyes.

"...Yes, if Jehovah wants to stand on the same starting line as me, reincarnating as a goddess is the only way!"

The ancient fox god said so firmly.