Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"... Tsk! Let's do this first meow!" The black cat goddess flicked her tail, approving the temporary contract from her heart.

Why do you say this is a temporary contract?

Because, the world of mysticism has always been that the strong are respected, only the strong can drive the weak, and there is no reason for the weak to override the strong.

If one day the situation reverses and the power of the cat god Buster exceeds that of the fox god Tamamo, then this Shikigami contract will automatically become invalid.

In addition, if Buster, the black cat goddess, runs thousands of miles away, such as Alaska or New York, then the shikigami contract will also be invalidated: just like a clever hacker facing a place without computers or the Internet , is also the same reason that there is nothing to do.

——This is also why after the god battles of various ancient civilizations, as long as the defeated gods escaped far away with their tails between their legs, it would be difficult for the victorious one to hunt down and kill them to the end: because the power of the gods is boundless no matter how powerful they are , and there is no way to reach out to the place where there is no aura.

Therefore, on the one hand, he realized that he could not beat the nine-tailed white fox Yuzaoqian now, and on the other hand, he was greedy for this land of spiritual veins, and wanted to become stronger as soon as possible under the nourishment of spiritual energy. The black cat goddess Buster finally pushed halfway. Signed this shikigami contract and followed Megumi Akiyama.

Next, because of the connection between Shikigami and the master, Akiyama Megumi happily obtained a series of magic spells exclusive to the cat god Buster:

【Buster's Blessing】

Casting Time: Instant.

Effect: Recover a certain amount of HP and SAN, and have a certain chance to eliminate negative BUFF.

Props: a cat.

Requirements: Only the high priestess of Bast understands this spell. The caster needs to pray to Bast, the goddess of cats. The healed person who receives this spell must never abuse a cat, otherwise the goddess Bast will disgrace the cat. Delight, turn a blessing into a curse.

(Akiyama Megumin is not the high priestess of Buster, but the master of Buster, and of course he can also get the magic of Buster.)

Description: Rare in the Cthulhu system, it does not damage the sanity of the caster and the healed at all, but can heal the body and spirit.

Method of casting the spell: the priestess pinches one of the cat's front paws, presses it on the forehead of the person to be healed, and says "Gulu Gulu" in her mouth.

If the cat is a psychic cat with wisdom, it can also be healed by the cat itself.

【Cat's Dexterity】

Casting Time: Instant.

Effect: In a short period of time, the subject's agility and dodge success rate will be enhanced, allowing ordinary otaku to fly over walls and walk silently.

Requirements: The recipient of this spell must never have abused a cat, or it will have no effect.

【Cat's Hidden】

Casting Time: Instant.

Effect: Reduce the sense of presence of the subject in a short period of time, making it difficult to be noticed and easily ignored by others.

Requirements: The recipient of this spell must never have abused a cat, or it will have no effect.

【Cat Night Vision】

Casting Time: Instant.

Effect: Get the night vision ability of a cat's eye, but it will also become highly myopic like a cat, and you need to prepare myopia glasses in advance.

Requirements: The recipient of this spell must never have abused a cat, or it will have no effect.

【Cat Friends】

Casting Time: Instant.

Effect: Get the skill "Proficient in Cat Language", and have a constant "friendly" attitude with any cat in a non-hostile state to facilitate communication.

With the consent of the other party, you can share the vision with the cat, or project what the cat sees with a crystal ball.

Props: cat strips, dried fish or canned cat food

Requirements: The caster must have never abused the cat, and must be rewarded as promised afterwards, such as cat strips, dried fish and canned food, etc.

Casting method: Communicate in cat language, hire cats with food, let cats work for you, and finally pay according to the agreement.

[Dream Shuttle] (Unlocked)

Casting time: about half an hour.

Effect: Enter other people's dreams, peep into other people's psychology, and even jump from one person's dream to another person's dream.

Requirements: The scope of dreaming is limited to areas where the spiritual energy has recovered to a certain level, and the dreaming ceremony requires a lot of spiritual energy.

(Currently, the concentration of spiritual power in the Los Angeles area does not support this spell, pending further recovery of spiritual energy in the future.)

How to cast the spell: In the bedroom lit with incense, fall asleep with the object you want to peep into the dream with.

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"...Well, they are all very practical spells, especially [Bastet's Blessing], which can be used as a healing spell.

This is a big killer for spreading faith!It is even more useful during the current epidemic where people are dying everywhere! "

After inspecting the new magic she had obtained, the little witch Akiyama Hui said with a happy smile, "...to celebrate this happy event, we will have a big dinner tonight! We will have sushi, pizza, Chinese food and so on Order it! Order some more bottles of champagne! I'll pay for it!"

After hearing this, the three girls all cheered and jumped for joy, only the black cat goddess Buster, who was the trophy, still put on a cat face.

But then, Akiyama Megumi added the next sentence:

"... After the meal, I'll take you to clean up the closet. All the pants, regardless of their length, can be put away or thrown away..."

——The three girls who had converted to the fox god also fell into a cat's face when they heard the news.

Chapter 41, Campfire Night Talk

In the middle of the night, a crimson blood moon hangs high in the night sky, casting ominous cold red light on the earth.

In the bustling city under the blood moon, on the roof of a small apartment, a bonfire was lit at some point.

Along with the accompaniment of the guitar, there is also the faint voice of a young girl singing from beside the fire.

"... the past is gone, and the ordinary world has disappeared.

We look up at the stars, and there are things in the stars looking down on us.

What is hidden will no longer be hidden;

Those who sleep shall sleep no more;

The past will reappear.

No more yesterday!Lost lamb, terrified child!

The door of the old world has been closed, and the door of the new world is slowly opening.

Welcome to the new world! "

The Russian girl Sonia sang loudly while playing the guitar. The fox ears on her head and the fox tail on her back trembled slightly with the singing.

The song was soothing and soft at first, with a touch of sadness, but then it became hasty and intense, with a bit of provocative air.

Engulfed in a tyrannical and chaotic arrogance, it forcefully broke into the ears of every listener, making the heart beat faster and distracted.

After the song was over, the other three girls sitting around the bonfire all applauded, and even the black cat goddess Buster patted the cat's paw.

"... Sonia, the new song you wrote is really good! Did you write this song yourself? Why didn't you know you had this ability before?"

Valentina applauded and praised in surprise, "...if it is made into a music MV video, it will definitely be very popular!"

"...Hey, I originally studied music and arrangement at Southern California! But the level is very average, and I haven't written a new song since I graduated. But for some reason in the past two days, the inspiration in my head Like a fountain, it spews out continuously, and it can't stop...

This is probably the benefit of being a superhuman!I feel like my IQ has risen a lot!The mind is also much more energetic than before. "

Sonia smiled slightly, and looked up at the night sky at the same time, "...Of course, it may also be because I feel the pulse of the torrent of the times, right?"

Having said that, she couldn't help restraining her smile, and let out a melancholy sigh.

——In the eyes of ordinary people, the night sky of Los Angeles is as bright as ever, with a bright moon and few stars, and it is dyed with colorful colors by the bright lights of the metropolis.

But in the spiritual vision of the transcendent, one can see wisps of ominous black mist spreading and churning over the entire city.There are also indistinct and strange light spots, looming and indescribable in the tumbling black mist, which makes people's hearts full of fear of the unknown.

These pervasive and tumbling black mist are not only a symbol of spiritual recovery, but also a realistic reflection of various emotions in the human heart.

In today's world, from ordinary people to extraordinary people, through different angles, they vaguely feel the end of the old world and the advent of the new era.

But no one knows what this new era will look like. A mind that lacks positive energy is full of worries and fears about the future.

After all, the current American society has long been far away from optimism and vigor, and on the contrary, it is quite depressing.

——The wise man is exhausted physically and mentally, the clown appears on the stage, the spirituality of the genius is exhausted, and the sad fool uses anesthetic to soothe his soul.

The era of heroes is gone, and it is mediocrity, actors and clowns who are still active on the stage today.

Everyone can feel stagnation and decay, and no one can find the right way to make society move forward. They can only do nothing, criticize each other, and muddle along.

How can such an empty, dull, rigid and bewildered society cope well with the coming changes of the times?

Even if she has been lucky enough to become extraordinary and one step ahead of others, the Russian girl Sonia is actually still very pessimistic about the new era in the future.

Of course, personally, as a pioneer of the times, Sonia is still very satisfied with this change, even ecstatic.

——After becoming extraordinary, she not only has a more vigorous spirit, a healthier body, but also a stunning and luxurious beauty...

While thinking this way, she took out the small mirror and looked at her pearly and supple skin in the mirror, her gorgeous long hair shining like gold under the firelight, and her emerald green eyes as bright as jewels... these are all The great benefits that the recovery of spiritual energy brought her!

This is youth and beauty that cannot be bought by 100 million, or even 1000 million dollars!

The only thing that bothered her was... Sonia couldn't help but reach out and touch her bare ass under her skirt.

"...Really, why can't you wear pants when you become a Transcendent? This feeling is really weird!"

"...It's not just underwear, I can't even wear outer pants. I can only wear skirts with my bare buttocks. My jeans are all for nothing!"

The landlady Dolores also looked at the women's jeans full of trolley suitcases with a melancholy look, and echoed her complaints.

"...What can I do? Pants are the enemy of the tail! And as long as we cast the spell, we will enter the form of the fox ear girl."

The little witch Akiyama Hui spread her hands, "...you don't want to fall to the ground in pain because your tail can't break your pants when you suddenly have to face demons or other extraordinary beings, and be easily captured by the enemy as captives. Then use it to do such and such unsightly things?"

"...Well, of course you can't wear jeans that are too strong, can't you even wear those pants that are made of lighter fabrics?"

Valentina made a suggestion, "...in this way, in case of any emergency, let the tail tear the pants."

"...It's useless, the base of the tail is very sensitive! I've tried it, even if I wear nylon pantyhose or even diapers, when I enter the extraordinary state and pop out the tail to break it, I still feel the same. It hurts! Very, very painful!"

Akiyama Megumin shook his head, and warned seriously: "...It's the kind of pain that can make you grin your teeth and be immobilized for a moment!"

"...And in a duel between masters, it only takes a moment of sluggishness to decide victory or defeat, right?"

Sonia sighed, "...From this point of view, these pants are really unsuitable."

"... I vaguely remember that women didn't wear trousers hundreds of years ago. Until the [-]th century, some people thought that women wearing trousers were immoral. Could it be that there were also considerations in this regard?" Liz said so.

"... who knows? But even if we really can't wear pants when we cast spells, there's no need to throw them away, right?

Can't you wear what you like at ordinary times, and then take off your pants and change clothes when you need to cast a spell? "

Valentina curled her lips and proposed another idea, "...It's impossible to be ready to cast spells all the time, right?"

Chapter 42: Being a fox girl is really hard work

"...This... I think, three ladies, you should think about the problem from a different angle.

Since we are the servants of the great fox god, every time we use supernatural powers, fox ears and tails will inevitably appear on our bodies.

And in this new era of revived aura and unpredictable changes, it is estimated that all kinds of sudden demands for spellcasting will be unavoidable. "

Akiyama Hui said with a serious face, "... Then, do you think it is better to take off your pants in front of others every time you cast a spell? Or is it better to just wear skirts from the beginning? We are not NPCs in computer games , there is no ability to change clothes with one click-at least not now!

Do you still think that there will be a magic locker room that can teleport through space, which can appear by your side anytime and anywhere?

We are priests who purify evil and demons, not idol stars who can do nothing without nanny vans, managers and makeup artists! "

The three girls frowned and imagined that if they encountered any powerful enemy in the future, their first reaction would be to take off their pants...

——Uh, if an expert who understands the mystery sees it, he may know that he is going to amplify his moves and cast spells to fend off the enemy;

But if some laymen who don't understand the mystery read it, um, I'm afraid they thought they were going to surrender without a fight, and apologized to the enemy by spreading their thighs and laying their flesh on the ground!

vomit!This is absolutely not allowed, it's too coquettish!It's too perverted!

If you really want to make it into "every time the enemy attacks, you must take off your pants to fight", it will be a loss of morality!

(Here, you can think of Lu Xun's writings about the "Yinmen Formation" where the Qing army organized women to take off their pants and go into battle to break the enemy's artillery bombardment.)