——Otherwise, just relying on those indescribable ballads in the Cthulhu Mythos, Megumi Akiyama doesn't know how to arrange the sacrificial dance!

Therefore, Megumi Akiyama consulted Master Yuzao, the ancient fox god who had a friendship with the 1.0 version of the ancient Egyptian cat god Buster for hundreds of years, and searched for some information on the Internet. A lot of manual labor... When everything was ready, Megumi Akiyama pulled the kitten Serena out of the nest of the black cat goddess Buster, ordered her to change into a human form, and then gave her a rope, commanded:

"... Please tie this rope around your waist. It is called [Rigachua] waist rope, which is the necessary attire for dancers in ancient Egypt."

The black girl Serena took a look at the rope and found that it was very ornately decorated, not only wrapped in gold and red satin on the surface, but also decorated with drooping tassels, and there were colorful glazed wreaths hanging underneath... Even her Purple Heart Medal was hung inside.

Serena, who didn't know how to comment on this, curled her lips, and tied the rope around her waist, "...I tied it up, then what?"

"...And then? Then there is nothing! This is the pure ancient Egyptian dancer costume."

Megumi Akiyama looked at the tablet and replied, "... the dancers in ancient Egypt were like this, naked and barefoot, with a rope tied around their waist, and they danced vigorously to the accompaniment of the flute ...Uh, you are the dancer of the cat god, so wear another hairpin with cat ears!"

The black girl Serena looked down at her own skin, and immediately showed a "defeated" expression, with a wry smile on the corner of her mouth.

"...What's the difference between this and not wearing clothes? Are you going to ask me to dance pole dancing? Well, I have no problem, just think of it as dancing in a nightclub. Anyway, I have even done standing on the street. It’s not a baby anymore. But can such a video really be posted on Youtube? Can it pass the review?”

"...Uh, yes! Why did you forget this!" Megumi Akiyama, who was obsessed with textual research, only belatedly thought of the issue of the YouTube review.

——Nowadays platforms such as YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook talk about being free and open, but in fact, censorship is also increasing year by year.

Therefore, if Serena is really dressed as an ancient Egyptian dancer, then the resulting video may not be able to pass the test, at least on Youtube.

However, she just had a second thought and quickly came up with a solution.

"...It's okay, Serena, I'll change the size of the waist rope for you, and then like this..."

sex

"...Meow! I will give extraordinary blessings to those I love, meow.

But once provoked, her anger is also immeasurable meow.

She preaches the meaning of life and freedom while being chaotic and capricious.

She is the Holy Cat Goddess - Buster!Woo meow! "

Accompanied by the "Ode to the Holy Cat Goddess" as the BGM, the cat girl Serena is holding a metal pipe, posing and dancing, her whole body, except for an ancient Egyptian style [Rigachua] waist rope , there is nothing else, it can be said to be refreshing and neat to the extreme.

However, this video was easily reviewed on Youtube, and was even forwarded by Ma Tong to a small broken station on the Pacific side. The edited short video was also posted on Douyin, screenshots and animations were posted on INS and Twitter... No matter which side of the audit it is, there is no obstacle at all.

why?

The reason is simple: the dancing Serena is not the hot and wild catwoman, but a fluffy kitten.

In addition, it is not uncommon for hot cat girls to dance pole dancing, but it is still a rare thing for little milk cats to dance pole dancing.

And Serena, who has human wisdom and divine grace, is much smarter and more flexible than ordinary cats. Serena can dance difficult dances that many cats can't dance at all.In addition, he can hang the horizontal bar, walk on his head, do backflips on the spot... and even sing "meow meow meow".

In short, leaning on the sofa, holding the tablet in hand, and watching the increasing playback and clicks on the screen, Megumi Akiyama smiled all over his face.

But soon, a domineering and lazy voice quietly rang in her ears.

"This little wild cat can dance pretty well! My child, you should try it too!"

The next moment, Megumi Akiyama turned into a little white-haired fox not much older than the kitten Serena, and her witch clothes were scattered all over the floor.

After struggling to get out of the clothes that were holding her down, the little white fox Akiyama Hui looked around with her paws, and found that Master Tamamo had ordered Sonia to move a Japanese-style cat climbing frame, and at the same time played the soundtrack of Kagura Dance on the stereo.

This, is this asking me to dance with my butt naked?Where is the integrity!

The little fox Akiyama Megumi wanted to protest shamefully and angrily, but the only thing that came out of his mouth was "嘤嘤".

And a certain nine-tailed white fox yelled at her: "...don't dawdle, go up and jump up for me!"

Uh, well!A servant of God does not need integrity.

I have read so many cat-changing novels before time travelling, it seems that none of the main characters of cats have ever struggled with the problem of clothes...

While comforting herself in this way, Akiyama Hui jumped onto the cat climbing frame and jumped up in an orderly manner.

So, the little witch Akiyama Hui who became a white fox lost her integrity, and the ancient fox god Yuzao gained traffic, which is gratifying and gratifying.

PS: According to the setting of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America successfully evolved into a super muscular man in the spring of 42, but since then he has been staying in China, singing, dancing and selling bonds. During this period, he has never been to North Africa to eat sand, nor to the Pacific Fight the Japanese on the battlefield.

It wasn't until the Normandy landing in mid-1944 that Captain America went directly to Europe to join the war, and finally fell into the Arctic ice sea in early 45.

In other words, from the spring of 1942 to the summer of 1944, Captain America toured the states of the United States and worked as an idol of the art troupe for more than two years.

And his fighting time on the European front was only about half a year at most.

After being an idol for more than two years and fighting for half a year, this is Marvel's American World War II hero.

Chapter 64: Ordinary people are always short of money

As we all know, as long as the mind is willing to slide, there are always more solutions than difficulties.

Ever since I figured out how to transform myself into a white fox and make videos to show off my talent, under the Youtube account of the Fox Ear Witch Tiantuan, there have been a bunch of videos of the white-haired fox's talent show—dancing, playing, playing Frisbee walkers, tightrope walkers, goose walkers...

In addition, in order to introduce new tricks, the ancient fox god Yuzao also ordered a cat and fox fighting match. In every close fight, the white fox Akiyama Megumin easily pushed the black cat Serena down and sat on her. And ended up.

Later, I also filmed a lot of videos of foxes riding cats and foxes driving cat-cat chariots—there is no explanation for the fact that cats always like to pull cars under the bed.

As for whether the cats and foxes in the video are too "spiritual" and will be targeted by "relevant departments" in the United States?

Megumi Akiyama said that after staying in the United States for so long, she has vaguely realized that the intelligence agencies of this country, whether it is the FBI, the CIA, or other departments, are probably not as exaggerated in Hollywood film and television works. So powerful.

Moreover, now that the plague is raging in the United States, zombies are rampant, and there is a presidential election fueling the flames, all kinds of ghosts and snakes have already flooded the country.

Not to mention the lectures of many occult bloggers on YouTube and Twitter, there is even a black rapper named "Di Dee" in San Francisco who claims to be a Haitian voodoo priest who can enslave zombies to work for him. He also posted a lot of horror videos, which were very popular on the Internet.

Since these guys who openly claim that they can summon gods through psychics and master supernatural powers are fine, who will pay attention to these little girls?

Regarding the question of whether the voodoo priest Didi is real or not, Megumi Akiyama also asked Tamazamae and Buster, and the two goddesses said that the recovery of spiritual energy has only started not long ago, and San Francisco is thousands of miles away from Los Angeles. His divine power simply cannot extend that far.

Even with the technique of divination, it is still impossible to calculate things fifty miles away.

That being the case, Akiyama Hui put his heart back in his stomach, and for the time being he didn't know what to do, and concentrated on becoming a fox and showing off his cuteness.

Of course, this is the case with Megumi Akiyama, but the three migrant workers, Dolores, Valentina and Sonia, cannot escape the fate of becoming foxes. The slapstick video was posted on the Internet, making all the "Furui Kong" hooked.

In addition, Serena in human form is still on the Internet—although her video of an ancient Egyptian dancer is too revealing to be posted on YouTube, Megumi Akiyama still made a catwoman mask for Serena and filmed it. Some black-skinned catwoman COS photos were posted on social networks, which aroused enthusiastic responses from many netizens. Some even suspected that this was Halle Berry's daughter... After the rumors were refuted, some people claimed that this was Halle Berry Ray's niece.

In short, it caused a group of demons to dance wildly for a while, but at least it became popular and harvested a wave of traffic.

Seeing that the heat has risen a bit, Megumi Akiyama discussed with Sonia, struck while the iron was hot, and made persistent efforts. Using the costumes, wigs and accessories left over from the comic exhibition in January, he took a photo of "Yakumo" in "Oriental Fantasy Township" for Serena. Orange” COS photo, the result was also well received.

——The majority of netizens expressed that this politically correct dark-skinned Yakumo orange is indeed exquisite in appearance and looks amazing. In addition, the orange cat in the setting of "Oriental Fantasy Township" was originally a black cat, so it turned into a human form It seems understandable to become a little black girl afterwards.

In addition, some people said in the comment area that they are not really racist, but they watch movies to see beautiful women, not ugly women.If the black actresses recently promoted in the United States have the beauty of Serena, then it is not impossible to let Disney have a black mermaid.

Later, Megumi Akiyama cosplayed Yakumo Blue by himself, and pulled CP with Serena's black-skinned Yakumo Orange to take a few photos.

After putting it on the social network, the response is not bad, but some people's association ability is really too strong.

"...This Yakumo blue cosplay is indeed very beautiful, but why is Yakumo blue still wearing clothes?"

"...That's right, isn't Yakumo Lan a plain naked sky fox?"

"...Yes, yes, yes! I want to see the naked sky fox!"

"...Ask for a jade photo of the naked sky fox!"

"...Seeking the naked Tianhu Yuzhao +1!"

"...Seeking the naked Tianhu Yuzhao +2!"

"...Seeking the naked Tianhu Yuzhao +3!"

……

"...Is the naked sky fox so attractive? We watch it every day, and it seems normal! But it's really cute when it's small?"

Valentina rubbed Akiyama Megumi's hair with a smirk, and then pinched her breasts, "...everywhere is small."

Megumi Akiyama pouted quietly at this, while secretly deciding that Valentina must be made to cry when taking a bath at night, while casually changing the subject, "...Uh-huh, we have only debuted for three weeks, all kinds of The combined revenue is already $[-]! Very good, very good."

"...Very good? Very tall? This is the four of us, no, the combined gross income of the five of us is only nine thousand dollars!"

Dolores, who was doing the accounting, rolled her eyes, "...after deducting the expenses of keeping the cat, the remaining money is enough for us to barely eat."

"...More than $[-] of it came from my personal onlyfans paid videos and photo sets. Uh, Serena also participated in it recently."

The Russian girl Sonia lay on the sofa, while reading "Playboy" magazine, while leisurely complaining, "...if you count the cost of buying cat food and the cost of making stage backgrounds, our female performing arts group is actually Operating at a loss, it all depends on me selling my hue to balance my accounts..."

"...Yeah, I thought that after I became a catwoman, I would be able to fly around the walls as a jewel thief under the night sky, drinking champagne with a whip."

The black girl Serena also complained, "...What have I been doing these days? Being grabbed by the nape of my neck and pressed on the carpet? Imitating a cat stretching on all fours? Or learning how to curl up like a cat legs to lick myself? nearly dislocated my neck?"

"...If you can't reach it with your tongue, you can let me lick it for you! To be honest, your taste is very good."

Sonia smiled and stretched out her hand to touch Serena's butt, "...my fans and I like you very much!"

"...and the cats will also lick it for you. Don't forget, you are now a walking humanoid catnip..."

Megumi Akiyama said so, and at the same time grabbed a little orange cat and threw it into Serena's arms, watching her catch the little orange cat in a hurry, while the little cat was licking her chest happily " Mi-mi--" cheered.

"...You in the past are actually dead, Serena, but the cat god Buster saved you and made you the spokesperson of the cat god Buster in the world. You have to accept the power of cats wholeheartedly and face yourself Only by being a catwoman can I adapt to the great era that is coming."

Akiyama Megumi warned Serena, "... You know, ordinary people have limits, and if you want to achieve extraordinary things, you have to be human!

Moreover, compared with your failed life in the past, what's wrong with being a cat when you become a cat god's child in the future?Beautiful, calm, noble, self-sustaining, with a philosophical serenity but still wildness--except for cats, what other creature can be so elegant and extraordinary?

So, forget that you were once a human being, and try to be the best cat!Serena! "

Serena: (╥﹏╥) Should I say [Meow]?

"... Serena can concentrate on being a good cat, but us mortals still have to worry about the bills!"

The landlady Dolores took a pencil to write and do some calculations on the paper, then dropped the pencil and sighed, "...It is said that too many people fell ill due to [Corona] from the electric company, The power grid accident rate has increased sharply, so the electricity bill in Los Angeles has skyrocketed by 70% next month!

What's more, the soot from the crematorium is already turning Los Angeles into the smoggy city of London, yet the city government has to impose an additional environmental tax!

Then, even though many neighborhoods were running out of people, property taxes and other taxes didn't drop at all.

Although Valentina and I still have six hundred dollars a week in relief, even with that money, we still can't make ends meet.

Therefore, our finances this month are in deficit—although everyone still has some savings, we have to find a way to turn losses into profits as soon as possible.

In the future, if you want to promote your beliefs, build temples and hold ceremonies, the expenses will be very high..."

Chapter 65: The Blessing Concert in Resident Evil

Speaking of the financial problems he is facing now, Megumi Akiyama also has a headache.

Although after subduing the cat god Buster, she already has the spell to cure almost all common diseases (Baster's blessing), but this kind of spell consumes a lot of spiritual power, and the recovery of spiritual energy is far from reaching its peak , She has to rest for a day or two to go back and forth once she casts a spell.

What's more troublesome is that "Buster's Blessing" doesn't work 100% of the time, and it has to be repeated many times to ensure the patient's recovery.

If you accidentally meet a patient who abuses cats secretly, it will become a curse, killing people immediately, or even worse than death.

Secondly, since this unscientific treatment method cannot be promoted at all, if Akiyama Hui wants to make money from it, he has to go to the rich man to fool him-if there is no way to sell it, then he can only find it. High-quality customers, strive to open a single order for half a year.

However, for a disease like "Corona", mild patients can heal on their own, but severe patients who can pay a lot of money don't know where to get it.

You know, half of the wealthy people in Los Angeles went to the countryside when the "Corona" epidemic first broke out. In the rich villa area on the other side of the villa, there are basically only maids and security guards left.

Even the mansions on Malibu Beach, most of them have been vacant, and a few people still stay behind closed doors, refusing visitors.

Some of those wealthy Americans who are willing to die have gone to mountain estates in Switzerland or Canada, and some have gone to tropical islands in the Caribbean or the South Pacific.Even the mayor of Los Angeles has recently continued to float on a luxury yacht on the high seas, "remoting" his territory from a distance.

In this case, apart from gang leaders who are not easy to provoke, the rest of Los Angeles is basically the middle class.

However, the so-called middle class in the United States are basically the masters who live beyond their means. Seven or eight out of ten are moonlight clansmen and card slaves.

In short, there are many "negative men" and few rich men, so they are not ideal customers.

——Don’t look at them driving Mercedes-Benz cars on weekdays and living in large flat-floor luxury apartments. On the surface, they look very glamorous, but in fact a lot of expenses are paid by credit cards. I can't even get the US dollar cash out, so I have to piece together...

If you really want to sell "Buster's Blessing" to them, it will take time and effort, and you won't make much money, and it will attract the prying eyes of people with bad intentions.

If you get into trouble with those "activists" who like to engage in moral kidnapping and want to get nothing for nothing, it will be even more maddening.

Rather than being so thankless, why not continue making cat movies!

While Akiyama Hui was thinking so hard, the landlady Dolores continued to complain.

"...At present, it is very difficult to increase income. Although there are still several suites available for rent in this house, there are fewer people in the city and more houses, and rich people are busy moving to the countryside. Where can I find clients to rent a house? What's more, in today's situation, who would dare to rent?

If you find a tenant but can't collect the rent, isn't that just asking for trouble for yourself? "

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