Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"...Here we come! Are you from the student union?"

Hearing the voice coming from the room, Chen Qiuhan hurriedly stood up.

But it seemed that the movement range was too violent. The moment Chen Qiuhan stood up, his eyes turned black, the stars on his retina danced wildly, and he couldn't breathe in his chest.He supported the wall with his hands, trying to stabilize his body, but he couldn't stand no matter what.

Realizing that the situation was not good, he opened his mouth and wanted to ask for help, but his voice was all stuck in the trachea, and his eyes were blurred...

So, the next moment, Valentina just opened the door of the cat cafe on the first floor of the apartment, and the Asian foreign student standing at the door of the cat cafe suddenly lost his eyes, fell straight backwards, and fell on all fours. Time didn't respond anymore.

Megumi Akiyama standing behind Valentina:? !

This man who rushes to the street as soon as we meet... Could it be that he came to touch porcelain?

PS: Rumor has it that I'm going to be volunteering again next week, and there's only one lament about that.

Since graduating from medical school, I have almost forgotten a lot of knowledge because my work has been inconsistent with my major, but now I have regained some of it.Why!

Chapter 67: What did you suck for me? !

"...I really miss it! Unexpectedly, after so many years, I saw the real [Roadback] again."

Looking at Chen Qiuhan who was dragged into the house by the girls, the ancient fox god Yuzao made such "humorous" complaints.

"... He is definitely not hungry. Did he suffer from heatstroke from the sun, or did he get the [Corona] plague?"

Akiyama Megumi ignored Yu Zaoqian's complaints, but said so, and at the same time reached out and touched Chen Qiuhan's forehead, "...tsk tsk, it's as hot as red-hot charcoal, in today's Los Angeles, it should definitely be COVID-19 The virus didn't go away. But it's not clear what strain it is..."

"...Actually, there's another guy down on the side of the road across the street, but it's a nigger with tattoos all over his arms, so let's not save him."

The Mexican girl, Valentina, looked again at the street outside the door, "...If the corpse collection team hasn't come here tomorrow morning to drag him away and burn him, we'll find a way to deal with it... " she said as she re-locked the door.

Serena, the black-skinned cat girl squatting in the room: Take a deep breath, then exhale—I am a cat, I am a cat, I am a cat, I am a cat, I am a cat...

After inviting the Fox God to his body again, Akiyama Hui used his spiritual power again to investigate the situation of this "lost" Asian.

Then it was discovered that this unfortunate man, it seemed, probably, probably, should have been infected with the COVID-19 virus.

——The COVID-19 virus has a very hidden manifestation, that is, it causes the patient's blood oxygen to drop rapidly,

In many cases, as long as COVID-19 patients do not do strenuous exercise, the decrease in blood oxygen saturation is basically painless and hard to feel. At most, they feel tired. But for those who receive 996 blessings all day For social animals who work overtime, what day is not tired?

But at this time, the patient's blood oxygen has actually fallen to a very dangerous critical point, and if it gets worse, he will suffer from respiratory failure.

Many people with mild symptoms think that even if they are infected with the COVID-19 virus, there is nothing wrong with their bodies, but this is actually just their luck. .

The people who were harvested by the god of death are likely to fall down and die suddenly while walking on the street without feeling any abnormality.

Of course, there are also those who die suddenly and inexplicably in their sleep-if a person's health collapses, it will manifest so quickly.

"...It's not good, he is both Asian and male, this guy will die in our apartment, right?"

Sonia flipped through Chen Qiuhan's briefcase, and couldn't help frowning, "...It happened to be sent by the student union..."

——According to the survey conducted by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, for some reason, when faced with the original strain of the COVID-19 virus, Asian-infected people have the most severe symptoms and the highest fatality rate, far exceeding whites, blacks and Hispanics infected.

According to the scientific explanation, this is because people of yellow race or East Asians have a high-salt and high-fat diet, and they have a higher chance of suffering from basic vascular diseases, and [Corona] is a disease that mainly attacks microvessels, so Asians with COVID -19 infected people have a much higher death rate than the rest of the population.

As for the explanation according to the conspiracy theory... Uh, everyone understands it. Anyway, many people believe that the US emperor has a "human elimination plan".

Of course, after undergoing a dizzying and crazy mutation, the COVID-19 virus on the west coast of the United States has long since become unrecognizable even by the virus experts who developed it at the beginning. Humans of all ethnic groups can kill indiscriminately.

Moreover, some strange mutant strains, although they especially discriminate against black men, did not spare men of other ethnicities...

"...Now the hospitals in Los Angeles basically don't accept [Corona] patients. They just let people stay at home, take cold medicine and wait for self-healing. If they can't survive, they have to burn their bodies. Even if an ambulance is called to take someone to the hospital, it may not necessarily treat you."

Dolores, who is well-informed in the society, puts it this way, "...but it is very likely that the patient will be thrown into an empty ward to die..."

"...So, if we don't want to see this guy sent by the student union die here, do we have to treat him?"

Akiyama Megumi looked at the passport and certificates he found out from the other party's pocket, tilted his head and thought for a while, and thought that it would be better to take a healing BUFF for this guy because he was a fellow from his previous life, "...but afterwards How to explain it to him?"

"... How about we gave him oxygen? I heard that many patients survived by breathing oxygen on their own." Dolores suggested.

"...It is possible, but where is the oxygen cylinder or oxygen generator in this apartment?" Akiyama Hui asked.

"...the oxygen cylinder is gone! There are many similar things..." Dolores turned around and took out a cardboard box and opened it.It revealed a bunch of small gas cylinders and a few balloons that were shining with silver light, "...these are all empty bottles that I drank with my friends when I held an anesthetic party here."

Looking at the pile of used laughing gas cylinders in the box, the corner of the little witch's mouth twitched, feeling as if she had piles of holes to spit out, but after thinking about it carefully, she couldn't spit out anything—today's Los Angeles , the death omen shines brightly, everyone is precarious, who can pay so much attention to it?

Laughing gas cylinders laughing gas cylinders!Anyway, it's just a prop to fool people - just say that the bottle is filled with oxygen.

So Megumi Akiyama nodded, and reached out to the black cat goddess Buster on the running wheel, "... Buster, come here! Give me the paw!"

Then, with a [Buster's Blessing] being photographed, Chen Qiuhan recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye...

sex

I am... where?

What happened to me just now?

Opening his eyes drowsily, looking at the strange ceiling painted with cat's claws above his head, Chen Qiuhan felt a little dazed.

Stretching out his hands and rubbing his forehead, he lifted himself up from the sofa he was lying on, and looked at the surrounding environment again, taking a few glances at the dozing cats all over the floor, as well as the Japanese-style shrines and ancient Egyptian temples. Chen Qiuhan, a Chinese student at USC, finally came to his senses.

Uh, I'm here for a concert organized by the student union, and I'm here to find an online celebrity girl group whose side job is to make cat movies, and discuss about letting them participate in the performance...

But why did I pass out?It can't be physical exhaustion, right?

I am not the kind of weak and sick fat house, my body has always been as strong as a cow, and I have never been sick since I was a child.

Occasionally staying up all night is nothing at all...

Wait, could it be... I got Corona too?

Oh!No, I don't want to become a zombie! ! !

Thinking of this, Chen Qiuhan's complexion changed drastically for a moment, and he quickly touched his forehead, only to find that he was profusely sweating, not like he had a fever.

Afterwards, he stood up and jumped a few times, feeling as if he was very energetic, and there was no sign of illness or weakness.

On the contrary, the exhaustion from the previous days of work has been swept away from the body, and the whole person feels refreshed.

what on earth is it?

Could it be that he just fainted because of heatstroke?Chen Qiuhan couldn't help being confused.

At this moment, Akiyama Hui, who was focused on swiping his phone, finally heard the noise, turned around and said to him, "...Are you awake? How do you feel?"

Listening to the mandarin with a perfect accent, and seeing the other party dressed in red and white witches, Chen Qiuhan couldn't help but become more confused, so he tentatively asked, "...I feel much better. Excuse me, are you from China? "

"...No, I'm a Japanese high school maiden, I just checked your passport."

Suppressing the sadness in his heart, Akiyama Megumi replied with a flat expression, "...I have some bad news to tell you, Senior Chen, I am afraid that you have been infected with the 'Corona' virus, which is why you fainted just now. Outside our door. We didn't get you out until we gave you oxygen."

"...Oxygen? Ah, thank you very much."

Hearing this, although Chen Qiuhan had some expectations, he still felt sad: I had worn a mask for so many days, took Lianhua Qingwen capsules, washed my hands with disinfectant every day, and paid attention to hygiene to the extreme... But in the end I still Can't escape the "Corona" virus?

Hey, if I knew this earlier, at the beginning of January, he shouldn't have gone camping in the Rocky Mountains just to pick up girls. As a result, he licked the dog and spent a lot of money. I couldn't even go back to my hometown in China.

——At first, there was a COVID-19 epidemic in China, and his parents and relatives advised him to stay in the United States and not go back; later, the "Corona" plague broke out in the United States, and the price of air tickets to return to China soared, soaring N times and still worth it There is no city, and a ticket is hard to find.

After the "zombies" broke out in Los Angeles, China and the United States officially suspended all flights. Even if you are willing to spend [-] US dollars, you will not be able to buy a return ticket.

Chen Qiuhan, an international student, recalled his previous unlucky experience so self-pityingly, and felt that this year was really his bad luck.

But then, he vaguely felt something was wrong.

——In today’s Los Angeles, due to the disordered supply chain, there is a shortage of medical supplies. Even masks have only been supplied recently. Oxygen cylinders and household oxygen concentrators, which can save lives when necessary, have become the most popular in Los Angeles. The goods that are in short supply are priced everywhere...

Someone even stole the oxygen from the lab!

So, why is there an oxygen concentrator in this apartment?This is not a nursing home!

It wasn't until this time that Chen Qiuhan noticed the cream foaming gun and the small silver gas bottle placed on the tea table, and couldn't help being stunned.

This is oxygen?This is obviously laughing gas, okay?

Don't think that he is from a red country, he is so ignorant, he doesn't know that this thing is also addictive like hemp.

When he thought of those unlucky international students who were addicted to laughing gas in the legend, ran out of money and even became [Qi slaves], he couldn't help but stand on end.

So, Chen Qiuhan panicked and pointed at the little witch, and let out a hysterical scream:

"...Wait, what did you suck on me just now?!!!"

PS: Some people have always come to me to argue that it is impossible to declare that tenant farmers are justified in arrears of rent.

So, how has the US ban on evicting tenants been implemented for more than a year?

During the period, the landlord and the tenant fought with all kinds of armed guns and live ammunition. Isn't the above happy to see it?

In fact, the emperor only needed to withdraw the legality of the landlord's rent collection and declare that the tenant farmers were justified in reneging on their debts.

As for whether it can be carried out, does it matter?

Landlords can grab grain by themselves if they have the ability, and farmers can kill landlords and eat big households if they have the ability.Officials can destroy homes to search for them.

Some people say that it will shake the country, but the question is why should the emperor care about the safety of the country?Sometimes the country is better off with a little chaos.

Just like why should the president care about the hegemony of American imperialism?It's not bad to fight bloody rivers every day below.

Chapter 68, Picking up one who can do special effects

All in all, all in all, under the efforts of the little witch Akiyama Megumi and the suppression of the catwoman Serena, Chen Qiuhan, who came here on behalf of the Southern California University Student Union, finally calmed down and accepted "these laughing gas in small steel cylinders." Actually infused with oxygen" rhetoric.

——When you are pressed on the sofa with zero distance by a fragrant and beautiful catwoman, normal men will become easier to talk to.

Moreover, she is also a wild catwoman who looks as hot and pretty as the big star Halle Berry, and exudes a good fragrance!

However, for the sake of caution, after being let go by the catwoman Serena, Chen Qiuhan still begged for a small bottle of "oxygen" to use up the remaining "oxygen" and tried to smell it. Any hallucinations or abnormal behavior, so I believed it.

At the same time, this also made Chen Qiuhan couldn't help sighing that the medical oxygen in Los Angeles, a city ravaged by the plague, is really scarce to an unimaginable degree. Use it to fill oxygen to save lives?It's even more exaggerated than a drop in the bucket!

It's almost like the little match girl in the fairy tale who uses matches to keep warm in the snow!

——What is contained in this small steel cylinder is actually the [spiritual energy] that Akiyama Megumi temporarily uses to condense and infuse spells. If you breathe for a long time, it can indeed effectively improve a person's physique and make it less likely to be infected with epidemics... It's just that this "long-term "At the very least, "months" must be used as the unit for calculation. For patients who have been infected with the COVID-19 virus, it is too late. Before they get stronger, they will die from the plague.

In short, Chen Qiuhan, who felt as if he was refreshed, took out his laptop from his briefcase in a businesslike manner, and discussed with Valentina, the only student at USC in the "Fox Eared Witches", about joining Playing this USC Blessing Concert thing.

According to his introduction, due to the impact of the "Corona" epidemic, this USC blessing concert has been changed to online.

——There is no auditorium, no tickets are sold, only a small number of guests are invited to avoid large crowds gathering.The performances of the entire Blessing Music Festival will be broadcast in real time on the Internet and TV stations, and will be made into commemorative videos and CDs afterwards and put on the Internet for sale.

Next, because the main purpose of this blessing concert at the University of Southern California is to pray for comfort, to commemorate the great plague that terrified the entire United States and the entire world, and to express condolences to the tens of thousands of dead, so the song and dance program should not be too overwhelming. Lively and cheerful, should focus on serious mourning.

If possible, it is better to bring some religious attributes to comfort the dead—for example, at the beginning of the music festival, the organizer planned to use the chorus of "The Mass" as a prelude, and the first few programs that signed up for performance, They are also all kinds of Christian hymns and carols.

But the problem is that USC is not a seminary after all, and it would be too pious if the whole concert was singing hymns from beginning to end.

It seems completely inconsistent with the background of the multicultural base camp in Los Angeles-it is almost the same as doing it in Texas.

Therefore, the student union worked hard to add other elements to the concert, allowing people to sing or play "Lord of the Rings" and other fantasy movies and lamentations in Japanese anime, and organized a group of African students to dance the black coffin-carrying dance Female international students sing mourning songs from Bollywood movies.

Later, I saw Megumi Akiyama, an oriental clergyman, actually teamed up with the students of this school to form a girl group to debut on the Internet, so I also came to invite her.

Given the above-mentioned tragic atmosphere, it would be inappropriate to have lively cats performing acrobatics on stage—and Akiyama doesn't want the cat god Buster to reap his influence once again.So, she decided to let everyone use the BGM of "Song of the Soul" to dance her magically modified Kagura dance.

Chen Qiuhan used the laptop he brought with him to look at the Kagura dance of "Soul Soul Song" that Akiyama Megumi had filmed before. He felt that it was not bad, so he forwarded it to the student union. The student union looked at it and expressed satisfaction. "Song" can be directly put on the stage without any modification.

After finalizing the program to be performed at the blessing concert, the next step is the issue of treatment.The student union of USC stated that because this blessing concert is a public benefit, they can only give the "Fox Ear Witches Heavenly Troupe" an appearance fee of US$[-], which is purely meaningless.

However, at that time, the Los Angeles municipal department, social groups and some large companies will send representatives to attend, there will be many reporters interviewing, and even Hollywood stars will come to help out. You can also receive commercial performance contracts on the spot.

Therefore, this concert is equivalent to an advertisement... Akiyama Megumi expressed his understanding of this, and offered to perform for free.

——The point is that when building your reputation, don't worry too much about money.

This concert, because there are too many people talking and it's hard to control the venue, she doesn't plan to show her supernatural power immediately, but plans to wait until the next time, when her group of witches accept a solo commercial performance or charity event, Then carry out the "show before the people"...

At this point, the official business assigned by the Southern California Student Union has been finished, and Chen Qiuhan is busy with personal matters. While playing with the cat, he calls the school to inform the school that he has just been infected with the COVID-19 virus. Fill out a symptom-testing questionnaire.

He originally just wanted to take the opportunity to take a leave of absence from these tedious and annoying concert arrangements.

Unexpectedly, the reaction on the other side was far more intense than he had imagined—a moment later, an email was sent to the school mailbox, telling him that because he failed the symptom detection questionnaire, the authority to swipe his card to enter the school gate and library had been automatically suspended.

Immediately afterwards, the roommates who lived with him also called, telling Chen Qiuhan not to come back, and to find a place to live in isolation by himself!

In the end, the senior sister who had dragged him to the student union to work as a coolie called again, but she didn't say a word of condolences. Instead, she warned him that even if he was sick, he should not forget his work—even though he couldn't enter the school, some things on the Internet, He can still do it outside...