Anyway, there are nocturnal cats and cats coming to watch the night, so there is no need to arrange people on duty.

All night.

sex

The next day, all the girls sat cross-legged on the floor and watched the news on their phones while eating sandwiches bought in a small supermarket for breakfast.

It was already June [-]th, and the government, which had been dawdling for more than a day, finally finished lying down last night and began to help the disaster with difficulty.

——Eighteen hours after the 6.9-magnitude earthquake in Los Angeles, the mayor of Los Angeles, who had been squatting on a yacht for a long time since the outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic (telecommuting (fishing vacation)), was finally arrested by the coast guard The team found it in a drifting life raft.

At that time, apart from the mayor of Los Angeles, there was only a female secretary who was scared out of her wits on the life raft.

According to the female secretary, after receiving the earthquake warning on the night of June 6, the mayor's yacht originally wanted to shift the berth to avoid danger. It was said that the sea was dark at that time, and I only felt that something hit the bottom of the boat at once. The force was so great that not only the side of the boat was cracked, but even the keel was twisted and deformed. The sea water poured in like a waterfall, and it was impossible to rescue .

At first, the crew thought it was because they sailed off course at night and ran aground, or crashed into a submarine of the Pacific Fleet—this happens often, so they hurriedly sent the mayor and his female secretary to the life raft first. , at the same time intending to send out a radio distress signal.

But at this moment, a huge tail covered with scales suddenly rose from under the sea surface, shattering the entire yacht with a slight flick!

Except for the mayor who had boarded the life raft and the female secretary accompanying him, the rest of the people on the yacht died before they had time to react.

Even the female secretary in the life raft was so frightened that she passed out, and did not wake up until dawn after a long time.

To make matters worse, the signal transmitter in the life raft broke somehow—maybe it was broken by the female secretary herself, so the female secretary could only sit on the raft and wait for rescue... Fortunately, it didn't take long. The speedboat of the guard will arrive.

Naturally, the Coast Guard didn't believe what the secretary said, especially when the accompanying doctors found traces of certain pharmaceutical ingredients in her blood, they unanimously decided that she should be high Yao was shipwrecked again, and the hallucinations that followed were terrified.

The mayor of Los Angeles himself knew nothing about it, because he was already drunk before that, and was dragged into the life raft by the sailors on his shoulders. Waking up by the Coast Guard and wondering how I was in a life raft.

But in any case, the mayor of Los Angeles was found alive after all, and after figuring out the situation, he immediately nodded to the state for help.

Governor Newsom of Sacramento, the capital city, also accepted Los Angeles' request two hours later, declaring that California will enter a state of emergency starting on June 6, sending the National Guard into Los Angeles to perform disaster relief tasks, and at the same time report to the White House help.

So, under the lens of countless news media, California National Guard soldiers drove into the turbulent downtown Los Angeles last night in armored vehicles, wearing bulletproof vests, and with live ammunition, painting a beautiful scene for the city of angels. landscape.

——No way, as we all know, when the American soldiers come out, it’s really like a dog will get two slaps if it encounters it.

Therefore, the first priority of disaster relief is not to distribute relief items, but to operate a remote-controlled weapon station in a Humvee, raining machine gun bullets and massacring the mob.

Since last night, there have been more intensive and high-pitched gunshots in downtown Los Angeles, especially Compton, where blacks gather, and is the hardest hit area for machine gun shooting. There are black mobs and a small number of whites, Latin Americans everywhere The mob was shot and beaten to death by the National Guard.

And these bloody and cruel scenes were captured and hyped by the news media, reposted around the world, and captured countless people's mobile phones, computers, and TV screens in an instant. To fan the flames...

——The gunfire in downtown Los Angeles has not stopped, and some people have already named this "disaster relief" operation after the "Compton Massacre"!

PS: Native American mythology is Cthulhu mythology, but it is embarrassing that most of the locations of Cthulhu mythology are outside the scope of spiritual recovery.

Innsmouth is in Massachusetts in the North Atlantic, R'lyeh is in the South Pacific, and there seems to be only a group of Chuchu people in the western United States.

What's more terrible is that Cthulhu Mythos has to compete with Disney's fairy tales, and Disney's influence is much stronger than Cthulhu.

Chapter 85, The New God Comes to Irvine

Outsiders may be filled with righteous indignation and condemnation on the moral high ground for the California National Guard turning disaster relief into a massacre in Los Angeles, but for the four girls who just escaped from Los Angeles, It's completely understandable.

"...If you want to save people... you have to kill people first! If you don't kill the black ghosts in Compton, the rescue team will be robbed first, right?"

Looking at the mobile phone screen, those National Guard soldiers in body armor standing on the desert camouflage Humvee operating machine guns, using bullet rain to sweep up the dilapidated streets full of rubble and garbage, the war movie scene, Akiyama Megumi commented, " ...However, is it too much to call Los Angeles into Kabul and Baghdad? Hollywood is probably the first time in history that it is so close to the real battlefield!"

"...No, no, no, it's not too much! It's not the California National Guard that turned Los Angeles into Kabul and Baghdad, but the U.S. military that invaded the Middle East before, and they just turned the 'plain and simple' Kabul and Baghdad into The level of crime in those violent neighborhoods in Los Angeles!"

The Russian girl Sonia shook her finger and said, "...Didn't there be a talk show before, and it was said that the host interviewed retired veterans, and found that the other party thought that Baghdad and Kabul were safer than certain cities in the United States?"

Indeed, in the United States, when people who are cautious and need to go to a strange city, they should check the crime rate map with a professional APP on their mobile phones, so as to avoid bad areas with high incidence of crime and try to stay in good places with good law and order. Zone.

As a result, people with good deeds tried to take the terrorist attacks and various battles in the Middle East into the crime rate, and were surprised to find that even after the US invasion, the crime rate and death rate in Baghdad and Kabul remained the same. Lower than the slums in some American cities,

As for before the U.S. military launched the Middle East War, let alone...

In other words, for American soldiers living in violent slums, the streets of Baghdad and Kabul are probably safer than their hometowns, with fewer gun battles and explosions. It is genuine [often on the battlefield].

In other words, when the US military came to the Middle East, it did bring "authentic American life" to the locals - narcotics, prostitutes and gunfights...

"...Speaking of which, how did the blacks in Los Angeles, the city of angels, become so virtuous? On the one hand, people from all over the world squeezed their heads into Los Angeles to realize their dreams; on the other hand, the black neighborhoods in Los Angeles are just like Detroit The kind of black people in run-down cities are no different?"

Megumi Akiyama frowned and continued to complain, "...Is it really because of racial discrimination? Why do I feel that Asians suffer more discrimination in the United States?"

——Anyone who has been in the United States and seen the rambunctious style of American blacks will not have a good impression of them as a normal person.

Who would take a liking to a street guy like this who knows nothing, is lazy, and always makes trouble to take advantage of it?

But on this issue, Serena, the black-skinned cat girl, stood up and said a few honest words-the image of African-Americans today is indeed lazy, greedy, and greedy for enjoyment, without any sense of responsibility, only knowing Using violence to plunder...but why did they become like this?

Wasn't he forced out by this distorted and hypocritical capitalist society?

There is a saying in the slums of the United States that if children from poor families want to get rich, they either steal, rob, cheat, or sell their bodies. If they want to make a lot of money without breaking the law, it is a pipe dream!So, if poor blacks want to get along better, what else can they do besides going to gangs?

Of course, it's not that there are no black Americans who are more motivated, want to find a good job, and live a peaceful life.

However, the social reality of class solidification and industrial hollowing out makes it difficult for them to find an ideal decent job with their own ability under normal circumstances, except for a very few lucky ones. They can only rely on noise to find opportunities— —If you don’t make trouble, where is the value of being bought?

But the problem is that after a few demonstrations and riots under the pretext of racial discrimination, they will form a path dependence and gradually start to form a group to make a living, and the politicians above are becoming more and more keen to use the identity of black people to occupy The moral high ground suppresses other opponents.

And the more blacks make a living by making trouble, the less willing the recruiting companies are to hire these uncles, and the more blacks feel discriminated against.

Such a vicious circle has formed the strange scene seen in the news today: on the one hand, the political correctness of Black Lives Matter makes black people seem to be a privileged class; on the other hand, ordinary black people curl up in slums to eat welfare, I don't even dare to put my hands in my pockets when I enter the mall...

Facing this artificially distorted and exotic group, Akiyama Megumi and the ancient fox god Yuzao she served did not know how to deal with it:

After all, even a god, it is impossible to like a lazy person who only knows how to cheat for food, drink, benefits, and crimes.

——What God needs is hard-working believers who enshrine Himself, not the other way around asking God to give benefits to disabled believers!

In the thousands of years of historical experience of Yu Zaoqian (Empress Daji), it is really impossible to find such a rare and precious thing like modern American blacks.

If we had to find a similar example, there were probably only bankrupt citizens in the slums of Rome at the end of the ancient Roman Republic, those who relied on state welfare to enjoy "bread and sports", eat without work and full of resentment, and rioted at every turn Guys, barely comparable.

—But even so, the paupers of Rome were brave fighters in battle, and they were so mixed up because the nobles swallowed up the spoils.

But can black Americans fight?Such a decadent spirit, coupled with an unorganized and undisciplined, undisciplined nature, is probably very dangerous, right?

After much deliberation, it seems that they can only be shackled, stuffed into cotton plantations, and re-educated after death of "those who do not work shall not eat" can make these niggers bid farewell to laziness. With the help of whips, sticks and gallows Next, become a well-trained, down-to-earth black laborer again...

But instead of making it so troublesome, it's better to give up this group of people from the beginning.

In short, after complaining about the "bullet rescue" of the California National Guard, the four girls who had left Los Angeles changed the subject - none of them was born and raised in Los Angeles, and they didn't have that deep understanding of the city. local feeling.

Compared with the tragedy in Los Angeles, Megumi Akiyama is more concerned about the spread of belief in his own gods.

——Since the great earthquake in Los Angeles on the night of June 6, "Ode to the Old Ones", which was originally a niche song among the niche, has suddenly been topped on the music charts on the Internet.

Because everyone wants to hear how this horrible and profane ballad mysteriously resounded over Los Angeles during the earthquake.

Then, other ballads related to the Cthulhu myth, such as "The King in Yellow", "The Song of Yug Sothoth" and even "Love is a Slave of Chaos" (the opening song of "Sneak, Naiyazi!") Wait, they were also listed on the list one after another, and the traffic exploded.

There are also records of Cthulhu music, which are also instantly bought in the market.

Even the cartoon "Sneak, Naiyako" has become popular again, and it is said that there is already a plan to produce a third season.

However, there is neither Naiako the "creeping chaos" nor Hastur the "king in yellow" in this world. Among the gods of the Cthulhu mythology, the only one who has appeared so far is the cat god Buster , so the power of faith that surged in an instant, all took advantage of this fat cat.

——On the way from Los Angeles to Irvine, the power of the cat god Buster has been "upupup" skyrocketing.

Therefore, as the master of this fat cat, Megumi Akiyama can use charm, percussion and various small spells casually.

But the problem is, after all, she is a witch who serves the fox god, not a shit-shoveling officer who serves the cat god!

No matter what, I have to give Lord Fox God a wave of faith too!

Therefore, in the context of spiritual recovery, how to find out your own differentiated track, make full use of existing resources, realize value transformation, find your own vertical field through unique starting points, and realize industry co-construction and carrier Get through, and find the refined tipping point of the Red Sea industry through the combination of dots and lines. Five women and one cat sat around and discussed for a long time, but they still failed to reach a consensus. Instead, they felt hungry.

Then, because they ate several biscuits on the way to escape, and now they finally settled down, everyone felt that they should have a good meal to comfort their stomachs.So Megumi Akiyama rode an electric tricycle to go out in person, found a Japanese food shop that looked pretty decent, and brought back six Japanese food takeaways.

Among them, Catwoman Serena and Cat God Buster had sashimi for lunch, Dolores and Valentina ordered a sushi set meal, Sonia ordered unagi rice, and Megumi Akiyama bought herself char siu noodles. Fried dumplings... I ended up buying a bunch of canned tuna for the cats.

I have to say that although the Japanese food takeaway here is a bit expensive, the materials are indeed high-quality and the presentation is also very good.

For example, the bowl of char siew noodles in Hui Akiyama's hands is a thick soup made of high-quality pork bones patiently stewed, served with hand-drawn smooth and tender noodles, and top-quality pork tenderloin grilled char siu meat, which is halved from the middle Sliced ​​hard-boiled eggs, sprinkled with shallots, seaweed and bonito flakes... Just looking at the red char siu, green onion, and pure white soup, smelling the rich aroma is enough to make people Feel your index finger move.

However, just as everyone was sitting on the floor, they suddenly felt a grand and majestic mysterious force descending in the next door yard!The vast and sacred atmosphere made the little witch Akiyama Hui almost couldn't bear to worship.

Oh my god!Which great god is this?

Moreover, it happened that God descended next door to us!

It seems that the visitor is not good!

After exchanging glances with each other, all the girls put down their jobs one after another, Megumi Akiyama took out the coin, Valentina pulled out a samurai sword, Sonia swung a baseball bat, and Dolores filled the double-barreled shotgun with deer. Then, at the end, Serena the catwoman led a large group of cats.

Together, cats and cats walked out of the house from the back door, climbed over the fence, bypassed the bushes, and stepped into the neighbor's courtyard...

Then, they saw an unexpected acquaintance.

"...Ehhh? Chen Qiuhan, why are you here? Also, what happened to the monster next to you?"

Chapter 86, "Eat first" died of illness

Greater Los Angeles area, Irvine, an Asian community

With the sound of "ding dong", a rich second-generation Chinese student took out a plate of fragrant spaghetti bolognese from the microwave oven.

However, instead of eating it while it was hot, he turned around and took the plate of hot pasta to the courtyard, where he placed it on a picnic table covered with a white linen tablecloth.Then he rolled up some noodles with a fork and piled them high, stuffing two meatballs into the pile at the same time.

I made two balls out of mashed potatoes and placed them on top of the dough.

Put two dots of ketchup in the middle of the ball to symbolize the eyes.

Finally, he straightened the shape of the noodles a little with a fork, and separated a few noodles from the pile, like tentacles.

He took a closer look, nodded in satisfaction, and then placed a multi-function bracket for live broadcasting on a mobile phone just behind the "noodle monster".

Fixing a newest iPhone on the live broadcast bracket, adjusting the angle, and feeling basically satisfied, Chen Qiuhan put a golden pasta colander on top of his head, and opened a handwritten copy of "Flying Facial Nerves" , ready to start today's scheduled religious activities.

——At this moment, three days have passed since Chen Qiuhan, an international student at USC, drove out of the campus in a hurry by himself.

Three days ago, when the Los Angeles earthquake broke out, he happened to be sent to the parking lot of the University of Southern California to sign for the fried chicken and beer just delivered by a certain Korean guy—this was the end of the USC blessing concert Afterwards, the students will order condolences for actors and singers.

As a result, when the two sides were inspecting the goods and counting the money, the ground suddenly shook, and the walls and houses collapsed.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Chen Qiuhan immediately left behind fried chicken, beer and the delivery boy who was still in a daze, jumped into his Mercedes-Benz, rushed out of the University of Southern California campus, and drove [-] kilometers southward, hiding Entered his own villa in Irvine.

——This villa is invested and purchased by Chen Qiuhan's father in Irvine. It has just been renovated and was originally intended to be rented out.

Unexpectedly, the epidemic suddenly happened. In order to prevent unemployed people from being evicted from their houses and living on the streets to spread the virus, the unmanned U.S. government issued a "prohibition of evictions" to encourage tenants to renege on debts and owe rent, making rental housing more difficult this year. It has become a loss-making business with high risks and low returns...

Under such circumstances, Chen Qiuhan's father naturally would rather leave the house temporarily empty for his son to live in when he is away from school for vacation.

In fact, before returning to USC to help organize the blessing concert, Chen Qiuhan also stayed in this villa in Irvine to take online classes, and only temporarily moved into the student dormitory until he was fooled back by the student union.

In the next few days, through mobile phones, computers, and TVs, watching all kinds of breaking news about the purgatory in downtown Los Angeles after the earthquake, Chen Qiuhan felt very grateful for his life-threatening run that night—otherwise, if he was trapped in If he can't get out of the city, God knows what will happen to him?

Chen Qiuhan's father and mother also called from the other side of the ocean to comfort their son, telling him to take care of his health and not to take his studies too seriously, the most important thing is to save his life.If it really doesn't work, just treat it as free tuition, and it doesn't matter if you repeat a grade or even drop out, as long as you can live...

Now that her parents have spoken like this, Chen Qiuhan lived in the villa in Irvine with peace of mind, eating, drinking, sleeping, playing games, and swiping her mobile phone every day, and she didn’t even need to take online classes——Teachers and Students, at this moment, I don’t know how many have been buried under the rubble, or have been shot by niggers or the National Guard, or are trapped in dangerous buildings in earthquake-stricken areas without water and electricity.

Even the school itself has mostly collapsed, survived a fire, and now houses the National Guard as a makeshift base.

If the USC Film School’s teaching plan for this semester can be maintained, it will be called a miracle, right?

Under such circumstances, students are also required to insist on online classes, which is almost like asking student soldiers to set up desks in the trenches during the World War.

In this way, Chen Qiuhan planned to enjoy a long vacation in Irvine.But yesterday, he suddenly stiffened.

Because, he, a newly registered member of the Flying Spaghetti God Sect, suddenly received a heavyweight bad news.

——Bobby Henderson, the "prophet" of the Flying Spaghetti God, was unfortunately infected with the COVID-19 virus and just passed away in San Francisco!

The "prophet" (also known as "eat first") Bobby Henderson, who founded the Flying Spaghetti God Cult, is a contemporary religious wonder, who can be called the Moses, Prophet, and Sakyamuni of the Internet age. And Martin Luther - though his origins were largely accidental and accidental.

In 2005, because he was dissatisfied with the teaching of both evolution and creationism (God created all things) in Kansas middle school textbooks, which confused students' minds, Bobby Henderson, who was still a student at the time, Out of anger, he created the Painful Religion of the Flying Spaghetti God.

He proclaimed himself a prophet of the new age, received the image of the true god under the apocalypse, an invisible and imperceptible flying spaghetti monster, created the world drunkenly after a severe alcoholic bout...wait, why? Was it after heavy drinking?

Because, if God wasn't drunk, how could He have created a world full of countless blemishes?

Then, of course, the Flying Spaghetti God also created Heaven and Hell:

Paradise has a beer-flowing volcano and the fanciest nightclub with the prettiest strippers.

The arrangement of hell and heaven is exactly the same, but the volcano is full of horse urine, and the strippers in the nightclub have heart disease.

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