Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

(Even in modern Japan, there are monks who hang crosses and believe in Christianity-being a monk is work, and believing in God is faith.)

Before Tokugawa Ieyasu ordered the country to be locked down and the spread of Christianity was banned, there was even a cross placed in the shrine, even if it was converted into a church.

After the Meiji Restoration, in order to facilitate management, the Restoration government issued the "Order of Separation of Gods and Buddhas", driving Bodhisattva Arhats out of shrines and moving Japanese gods out of Buddhist temples. It was the Buddha Extermination Movement that separated Shintoism and Buddhism.

(China has Sanwu extermination of Buddha, and Japan actually has Meiji abolition of Buddha. Overall, the scale is much larger than that of the Sixth Heaven Demon King burning Mount Hiei.)

Next, the Restoration Government unified the national shrines that had grown wildly into the Ministry of Internal Affairs, abolished the hereditary rights of all shrines, and all witches and priests became civil servants who took the exam and received salaries—this is why Akiyama Megumi said he was It is because of grassroots civil servants.

Only during the more than 70 years of the old Japanese Empire, Shintoism could be said to be the true state religion, and it was completely following the official baton.

However, after the defeat of World War II, the old imperial government was cleared and restarted, and the boss of the United States had to declare religious freedom, and the shrines across Japan became scattered again. Self-employed descendants of the hereditary temple.

Even the emperor's position as the highest priest of Shintoism followed the "Declaration of the Human World" issued by Emperor Showa, claiming that he was a human rather than a god, and the result became a chaotic state like Schrödinger's cat-no one knew this position Whether he is still here or not, the emperor doesn't care about anything anyway.

Although there is still a main office of the shrine, this organization is more similar to a trade union than a government, and cannot dictate to local shrines.

No way, the old empire paid salaries to the priests and maidens, but the shrines after the war had to be responsible for their own profits and losses. How can there be any reason to order people without paying salaries?

In fact, the current Shinto Shrine Office cannot manage all the shrines in Japan, but only covers 85% to 90% of the shrines in the country, and some shrines are not under the name of the Office.These disobedient shrines are either independent or affiliated with other units, and the shrine hall has nothing to do about it.

Of course, if Megumi Akiyama is still in Fukushima Prefecture, then even if she really invites the gods to come down to earth, at least she will have to sell the face of the shrine.

But she has all gone to the United States now, and claims to build a shrine in the United States to promote faith... Can the shrine hall still regard her as a subordinate?

——It is the prerogative of the boss of the United States to engage in long-arm jurisdiction on a global scale, and Japan does not have this qualification.

However, Mr. Prime Minister has no idea of ​​religious aggression in the United States, and even such an exaggerated idea has never arisen.

Therefore, compared with the lofty dream of "religious colonization of America", he is more concerned about how to deal with the current black pot flying across the Pacific Ocean.

In fact, the Prime Minister had already made a decision on this before the cabinet meeting was held.

"...We currently don't know anything about the destructive power and aftereffects of the forbidden spell that this witch said. If she speaks hastily and asks her to cast a forbidden spell on Los Angeles, then some people will In the eyes, it is equivalent to attacking the mainland of the United States, and the consequences will be disastrous!

Therefore, the current strategy should be to keep calm, be cautious in words and deeds, and watch the development of the situation quietly, and never act recklessly. "

Looking around at the people in the conference room, the Prime Minister announced, "...Moreover, the United States has not asked us for assistance through official channels—the Secretary of State and the American ambassador have not taken any action so far, only some officials with close ties to the state of California Civilians are speaking out.

That being the case, we don't have to pay attention to California's private request, at least until the White House makes an official statement..."

Speaking of which, as the prime minister of a country, he is still somewhat arrogant-it's all right to be a cow and a horse for the president of the United States, but now a governor of the district is trying to find a way to pass a few words, and let him, the prime minister, take the blame Follow orders?This feels too cheap, doesn't it?

Not to mention, if he really took the scapegoat, he would most likely offend the White House—in this case, wouldn’t he pick sesame seeds and lose watermelon?

The purpose of humbly treating the Yankees as a dog is not to offend the United States.How can there be any reason to be a dog to a Yankee in order to offend the United States?

Today, the leader of the United States is not the Democratic Party that governs the deep blue state of California, but the Golden Retriever who stands on the opposite side!

Under such circumstances, the Prime Minister has no interest at all, and just confronted the fat man with golden hair in the White House for a few words from the Democratic Party.

As a witness to the turmoil four years ago, the Prime Minister is well aware of how narrow-minded and vengeful the fat man with golden hair sitting in the White House is.

It was because he had misjudged his character during the last U.S. general election, and he openly supported Xi Po of the Democratic Party. As a result, after the election of the Golden Retriever King, he did not give the Prime Minister any less embarrassment.At that time, the prime minister managed to achieve the ultimate in the humble posture of bowing his knees and resigning himself, and then barely passed the test.

There is a reincarnation every four years, and this year is the year of the US election. Mr. Prime Minister absolutely does not want to repeat the same mistakes and offend the king again.

——No matter how unpopular Golden Retriever King is in China, but abroad, he is still the overlord of the earth with an aircraft carrier and a majestic presence. , although the weather is unfavorable, it may not necessarily lose in the end.

For the prime minister who has made a wrong bet once, and paid a heavy price for it, and lost face, how dare he continue to bet rashly now?

In view of this, it is better to pretend that the California side came to ask for help in private. It never happened. It is better to lie down and pretend to be stupid.

The White House and Capitol Hill haven't spoken yet. As a foreign dignitary, how dare he meddle in the internal affairs of the United States?

Just when those folks handed over the words for the governor of California, he didn't hear a word!

——This is also a typical Japanese culture: if you insist that the problem does not exist, then the problem really does not exist.

The emergency cabinet meeting called today is not to discuss countermeasures, but to warn the cabinet members not to do small tricks behind his back as the prime minister.

Especially when he decides to pretend to be deaf and dumb, but bypass him and make nonsense and give orders to a witch in the United States.

——Pretending to be stupid and acting alone are also the essence of Japanese political culture and must be guarded against.

Therefore, he wants to emphasize that the United States has never spoken out through official channels to prove that this black pot flying across the Pacific Ocean does not exist.

In this regard, the cabinet members present also nodded in agreement, claiming that they must obey the instructions, resolutely lie flat, and never talk or move.

It's just that you can lie down and pretend to be stupid when it comes to using the forbidden spell on Los Angeles, but you can't lie down and pretend to be stupid when it comes to the coming of the gods.

Among other things, even the prime minister himself is looking forward to being blessed by the gods and gaining health and longevity!

Especially in the current nightmare year when the "Corona" epidemic is sweeping the world, and the elderly in high positions all over the world are in constant panic.

Of course, he also knows that it is the most stupid behavior to directly ask God for blessings, and it is better to establish a good relationship first.

"...Inari God is the most widely believed god in our country. Among the [-] shrines in the country, [-] are dedicated to Inari God.

Now that God Inari has descended to the secular world in the United States and wants to build a shrine and spread faith, as the mother country, it is also obliged to provide assistance. "

The Prime Minister continued, "...The disaster situation in California is unknown at the moment, so we should wait and see for the time being. But after the incident in Los Angeles is over, the shrine hall should organize a group of people to go to the United States to assist Miss Akiyama in building the shrine. This is what I am doing. The country's sincerity in serving the gods.

By the way, if Akiyama Megumi has any important luggage at home in Fukushima Prefecture, you can also take it with you! "

"...Yes, this hall will select priests and maidens from [-] Inari shrines across the country, and then conduct surprise training in American English and California folk customs, so as to prepare for missionary work in the United States." The priest sent by the shrine's main hall quickly bowed his head and answered said, but the Prime Minister shook his head upon hearing this.

"...No! No! No! Don't send male priests, just a group of young witches! The number doesn't need to be too many, five or six are enough!"

The prime minister ordered in an unhurried tone, but without the slightest negotiability, "...this is to avoid misunderstanding on the other side!

Although I don't know much about Shinto, I also know that the priests and priests in charge of various shrines are traditionally held by men.

If the main office of the shrine sends a group of male priests to assist, wouldn't it be to make the female high school student who is favored by Inari God mistakenly think that the shrines of Inari God in the North American continent have not yet been built, and the country is urgently needed? Waiting to send someone to snatch the class and seize power?

And what will the gods think of you?

I asked you to send people there to serve the gods, not to rely on the old to sell the old, fight for power and profit, and give orders!

In order to obtain the protection of the gods, the person sent must have the awareness to serve the gods, otherwise, what should be done if the punishment of the gods is incurred?

Therefore, the first batch of priestesses you send must not be competitive. You must select those who are humble and low-key. Only in this way can we stand beside God Inari..."

He asked in such a rambling manner that the people in the main hall of the shrine hurriedly nodded in agreement.

So, the Prime Minister changed the subject again and talked about the next less important topic.

"... Next, in addition to the Inari God of our country, there are also the Egyptian Cat God and the American Noodle God who descended on North America.

Since they are both true gods, our country should also express goodwill. We might as well enshrine these two gods in the shrine, and then order a batch of plastic dolls of noodle gods, and distribute them to ramen shops and school cafeterias... Little things that cost nothing, even if they don't work, can't do any harm.

Ah, by the way, just in case, I also brought a black cat to my official residence, and then asked a reporter to shoot a video and post it on the news. "

The prime minister suddenly thought of something, and told the secretary standing by the wall, "...I want to appoint this cat as the chief mouse catcher!"

All the cabinet members agreed with this one after another, and said that their office should also have a few cats eating public meals.

So far, this meeting has come to an end, but the Chief Cabinet Secretary interjected:

"...So, have we been silent on what California has said?"

"...Just keep silent like this... No, forget it, let's give an answer! Otherwise, it's not good to keep people waiting!"

The Prime Minister hesitated for a moment, and finally changed his mind a little, "... According to international practice, it is not appropriate for our country to express opinions on the internal affairs of the United States without the approval of the White House. Mr. Governor, please discuss with the White House, and then let the diplomatic system come forward. Just in line with tradition..."

Chapter 127, Attention from the capital

In this way, the scapegoat that was thrown in the Pacific Ocean from California, USA was kicked back by the Prime Minister's Office in Nagata Town, Tokyo.

——One by one procrastinates in doing things, and one by one is faster than the other, bureaucrats all over the world are like this.

However, although the black pot flew around the Pacific Ocean and returned to his hands, Governor Newsom still didn't want to put the pot on.

Although he knew that he couldn't lie down and pretend to be stupid, Governor Newsom couldn't help but want to lie down and pretend to be stupid.

So, just as the governor was procrastinating, the night of June 6 came, and Los Angeles ushered in the third night of evil spirits raging this year...

——At this time, there are not many living residents left in downtown Los Angeles after the earthquake.Some of the refugees who had gathered on the Santa Monica beach before drifted at sea by boat, and some fled [-] kilometers north on foot during the day.

Beverly Hills, where a division of troops had been stationed last night, is now empty and pitch black.

Only the Port of Los Angeles and the Port of Long Beach in the south are left, and the flames are still soaring into the sky, reflecting the skyline under the night.

Therefore, most of the old and new evil spirits entrenched in the ruins of downtown Los Angeles (the people who were killed two days ago also became evil spirits after death) can only wander around in the deserted ruins, roaring impotently and furiously. Then, at most, kill a few brave and poor ghosts who are still in the city center so far.

Only a few particularly ferocious evil spirits can travel dozens of kilometers away, harassing middle-class communities in the suburbs and satellite cities further afield.

As a result, the marines guarding Disneyland directly moved out of the fireworks and firecrackers stored in the park, and together with the signal flares they carried, they set off lively all night in order to expel the ghosts.The night scene full of fiery trees and silver flowers in the sky is almost like a festival celebration.

The residents of Rowland Heights and Walnut City also tried their best to collect some cats, firecrackers, electric shock devices, salt and salt bomb guns, and set up projectors, put cat movies on the walls of their houses, and took out various stereos. Equipment, meowing at the highest volume... trying to scare away the evil spirits with these methods.

As for Irvine, where the "Mianmianjiao" is located, Buster, the cat god, raised his neck and meowed at the moon for the sake of a large pile of steaks, canned tuna and dried fish offered by the neighbors. One pass fully demonstrates what is meant by "among the meowing, the evil spirits are jittering, and wolves run to pigs".

And the little witch Akiyama Hui also used traditional talismans and imperial coins to kill a few evil spirits methodically.

In short, although there were still many casualties in the greater Los Angeles area that night, they survived after all.

And CNN hostess Vivienne, who stayed in Irvine to follow up and report, was overjoyed to get another big news!

——Beside the residence of the "Master of Faces", there was a young Asian boy who was infected with the COVID-19 virus and quarantined at home. He fell from the second floor that night because he was avoiding evil spirits, and unfortunately broke a leg. An ambulance could not be called for a while, and the male high school student screamed in pain.

Seeing that his parents just donated a lot of money, Akiyama Kei waved the coin and gave him a [Blessing of the Cat God Buster]——then not only healed the poor man's fall injury, but also let him The "Corona" plague he suffered from was healed in the blink of an eye without any medicine!

As soon as this matter came out, the entire city of Irvine became a sensation.

Early the next morning, someone broke into the local hospital in Irvine, forcibly snatched his seriously ill wife who was infected with the COVID-19 virus, sent her to the headquarters of the Face-to-face Church, offered all her money, knelt down and begged Miko-sama is treating her.

Although the local hospital immediately called the police, claiming that someone was practicing medicine illegally, but when the police came and saw the flying noodle god floating in the sky, they hurried back.

And CNN captured and reported on this, and instantly became popular all over the Internet...

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June 6, Washington, D.C., White House, South Lawn

Dr. Fauci, the White House medical advisor who had just finished a press conference on the Corona epidemic, walked out of the White House with a tired face. The thin white hair on his head seemed to have lost a lot, and his eye sockets were also horribly sunken.

There is no way, the recent period of chaotic and disastrous epidemic prevention work has made him, an eighty-year-old man, really exhausted physically and mentally.

What made the doctor even more desperate was that he had to watch with his own eyes that the infectious disease prevention and control system he had painstakingly created quickly collapsed!

Before, he was proud of this advanced and complete disease control system, and felt that he had built an iron wall against the disease for the country.

However, the outbreak of the COVID-19 virus this year shattered all the confidence, pride and honor of the doctor!

——Super strong cross-species transmission ability, unbelievable virus mutation speed, virus mutation direction in full bloom...

It is impossible to develop a practical vaccine, there is no accurate and simple detection method, and there is no special medicine that can be popularized to the public...

Even if I rely on my own immunity to carry it through, the antibodies in the blood will disappear within three months, and there will still be sequelae after recovery...

This is simply a "perfect virus" specially designed to destroy modern human civilization!

Coupled with the indiscriminate operations of U.S. officials and the social tear caused by the confrontation between the two parties, the cause of epidemic prevention has quickly disintegrated.

Today, the United States has basically given up on epidemic prevention and chose to lie flat in front of the virus.

The doctor was also disheartened because of repeated advice and was not listened to. He just attended the epidemic prevention meeting as a routine to report the epidemic situation.

——With neither a treatment plan nor a vaccine or a specific drug, he, an infectious disease expert, has nothing to do.

While thinking this way, the doctor saw his female assistant running over suddenly for some reason, asking himself if there were any arrangements for today.

"...There is no meeting today, hey, even the president himself is not in the White House anyway! He went to Virginia to canvass votes."

The doctor shook his head. At the same time, he took out his smartphone and clicked on the news software to show the female assistant.

On the screen, the golden retriever understands Wang is holding a dirty pig and smiling at the camera. There is also a picture below of his wife frowning and eating corn.

"...Virginia is an agricultural state, so according to the local tradition, he had to take pictures today holding three piglets, one of which was constantly eating mud. His wife had to eat corn...

Of course, this is nothing compared to what happened in Iowa. "

The doctor gloated and said, "...the last time he went to a show in Iowa to canvass votes, he actually ate twenty hamburgers in one day! Considering the president's bloated body, it is really worrying that his blood lipids will soar To what extent... By the way, what's the matter with you?"

It wasn't until this moment that he belatedly noticed the obviously abnormally excited expression of the female assistant, and asked curiously.

Then, the doctor got a shocking news that made his pupils constrict suddenly.

"...a great discovery on the west coast! Doctor! We have a way to defeat the COVID-19 virus!"

Chapter 128: The Capitol Hill has been decided!It's up to you to take the blame!