Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

As a religious person who serves the true God, Megumi Akiyama has always wanted to take root in North America and become a top-notch witch on the side of the separatist regime.

Although the mushroom cloud has been planted and the reputation has been gained, the foundation is still very unstable, and the path of sustainable development has not been found.

The joining of Disney can just make up for the lack of soft power for Megumi Akiyama, who only has superpowers (nuclear weapons).

why?

Because, if the Roman Catholic Church was the most professional in preaching in medieval Europe, then Disney is the most professional in preaching in modern America.

Otherwise, Disney would not have been a frequent visitor to the box office of North American movies for so many years.

To put it bluntly, in the modern America where entertainment is to death, missionary work is basically the same thing as the fan economy of the entertainment media.

Just like when Disney created the Marvel Cinematic Universe, first put the IP that already has a fan audience on the screen, and then use the feedback from the fans to broaden the industrial chain and continue to attract more people to join the army of fans and stimulate the audience. Souvenirs, amusement parks, graphic novels and other derivative income have made it grow exponentially, which in turn promotes IP works to gain more lasting and vigorous vitality and continue the entire story.

In fact, many media companies understand this fan marketing routine, but Disney has been the most successful recently in terms of how to operate each step.

In contrast, Warner Films, which holds the copyright of DC comics, forcibly made the DC movie universe half-dead.

——You know, before the "Iron Man" movie came out, the popularity of DC comics was much higher than that of Marvel!

If it was placed 12 years ago, the presence of Superman, Batman and Catwoman would definitely overwhelm Hulk and Spiderman!

However, after Disney created the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the status of the two major comic systems, DC and Marvel, was completely reversed...

Therefore, since Disney can implant such a super suture monster into the minds of the audience even in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is a mix of a lot of myths and aliens from various ethnic groups, now it is necessary to compile and popularize a "face-to-face cult" Mythology system", it seems that this Mickey Mouse should not be troubled, right?

——Marvel's superheroes only have special effects on the screen; while the three great gods of the Order of Faces each have their own supernatural powers!

What is even more commendable is that, unlike other Hollywood media, Disney, which sells fairy tales, has a strong ability to break the circle.

Leaving aside those earlier Disney fairy tale films and affiliated Marvel movies, etc., at least after entering the 21st century, none of Disney's own animated films or live-action fairy tale films have ever been rejected because of the subject matter and content. The East Asian market refused to introduce it.

Even the ill-fated "Mulan" live-action movie was finally released globally after being tossed around by the epidemic.

——Whether the box office is booming or not, let’s not mention it for now, after all, no matter which big director it is, there is no way to guarantee that every one of its works is a masterpiece.

But as long as it can break through the barriers of culture and national borders and let IP enter the minds of people all over the world, it will be a great success.

Now, isn’t Megumi Akiyama just worrying about how to let the oriental IP of Inari God/Tamamomae enter the minds of North American people?

In short, since they both have urgent needs for each other, Megumi Akiyama and Bob Chapek, the "Mickey Mouse who hit the street", naturally had a good talk and reached a preliminary consensus on cooperation soon.Catwoman Serena does not yet have an independent status, and Chen Qiuhan also thinks it seems good to cooperate with Disney - he was also a fan of Disney's fairy tale movies when he was a child, although he has grown up now, he still has fond memories of fairy tales in his mind.

So, this matter was directly finalized: Walt Disney "donated" Los Angeles Disneyland to the Missionary Mission to serve as a missionary site, and the three great gods of the Missionary Mission outsourced the missionary business to Disney , and agreed to Disney using its own IP.

Of course, the law cannot punish the gods. If Disney does not preach well, then the religious order will not sue, but directly punish the gods.

——I believe that under the horror of the hydrogen bomb mushroom cloud, Disney will not dare to go too far while making money.

Seeing that the atmosphere of today's discussion seems to be very good, Bob Chapek took advantage of the opportunity and took out a plan that was just drafted this morning.

"..."Cat Castle Nuclear Paradise Project"? Uh, the name... looks very [Radiation] at first glance!"

When Akiyama Hui saw the cover of the plan, he complained.Chen Qiuhan, Serena and the other witches also nodded repeatedly.

"...That's right, when it comes to IP about nuclear explosions, most people in the United States will first think of "Radiation"."

Bob Chapek nodded and admitted, "...this cultural concept that has existed for a long time, of course we have to make full use of it. But the copyright of "Fallout" is currently in the hands of Microsoft, so this project still needs Microsoft and Los Angeles. cooperation with the city government.

Of course, don’t worry about Microsoft’s refusal to cooperate, they must be eager to post it to gain popularity...”

PS: Chapter 131 has been swallowed, has been revised, and is waiting to be unlocked.

Chapter 138 Throwing a hydrogen bomb as a sign of friendship

"...Miss Akiyama, you said before that just one nuclear explosion cannot rid Los Angeles of evil spirits and magical creatures forever."

Bob Chapek, CEO of The Walt Disney Company, sat in an open-air cafe in Los Angeles Disneyland, which will soon be renamed [Cat Castle Nuclear Land], and talked to Megumi Akiyama and others sitting opposite him. Tan: "...So, in order to keep Los Angeles away from troubles brought by supernatural forces, nuclear explosions have to be carried out regularly? And the California side also agreed?"

"...Yes, the magic power of the North American continent is recovering now, just like springs gushing out of the earth, it can be channeled, but it cannot be sealed.

I directed [Tritium] to use the power of the gods to launch a simulated nuclear explosion in Los Angeles, just like pumping water with a high-power pump. Although it can temporarily drain the magic power of this land, it cannot stop it. New magic emerges from the environment. "

Megumi Akiyama nodded, pointed at the mascot of Fukushima Prefecture [Triium Treasure] placed in the center of the table, "... If you want to keep the concentration of magic power in Los Angeles at a low level, then you have to mow the lawn regularly. , Carry out a magic nuclear explosion every six months!

After Governor Newsom found out, he invited me to choose a safe place in Los Angeles in winter for the next nuclear fusion strike..."

——As an aggregate of information and concepts, [Tritium], the nuclear fusion slime, is not a one-time consumable, but can be summoned repeatedly.

Of course, even if [Triium] is summoned, Megumi Akiyama may not be able to launch a nuclear explosion:

First of all, it depends on the concentration of spiritual power in the surrounding environment, whether it is enough to activate the spell.

Secondly, when such giant spells are cast, one's own side must have the backing of gods, and at the same time, there must be no interference from hostile evil gods or righteous gods.

Finally, there must be enough population to provide faith and spiritual power.

Therefore, if Akiyama Megumi wants to use [Triium Treasure] to grow mushroom clouds, he must be in a densely populated big city, at least in the suburbs of a big city.

If she was asked to play nuclear explosions in the desolate wilderness, then she would not be able to activate the "Bright Radiation".

——However, there is no need to say such a secret thing.

"...Are such magic nuclear explosions sure to be environmentally friendly, clean and pollution-free?"

Glancing in awe at [Tritium] lazily lying on the table, Bob Chapek leaned forward slightly and asked in a low voice.

"...Of course there won't be much nuclear pollution! Otherwise, today's Los Angeles would be uninhabitable long ago!" Hui Akiyama replied frankly.

"...If that's the case, it would be great—since Los Angeles will have a nuclear explosion every six months, then the mushroom cloud struck by nuclear fusion can be used as a signature visit item twice a year in Cat Fort Nuclear Park.

Think about it, a nuclear paradise where you can watch a hydrogen bomb explode!It is definitely the only one in the world, there is no semicolon!

Well, the nuclear explosion in winter can be placed on Christmas or New Years, and the nuclear explosion in summer can be placed on Children’s Day (Children’s Day in the United States is also in June, but it is not on the 1st, but on the second Sunday of June) .

Other amusement parks celebrate festivals with fireworks at most, but here they celebrate festivals with nuclear bombs, which will definitely cause a sensation! "

Bob Chapek said with a smile, while Chen Qiuhan's eyes lit up, and he repeatedly agreed:

"...That's right, explosion is the most beautiful art, and nuclear explosion is the art of art!

If we can choose the day of the nuclear explosion as the religious festival of the Face-to-face Church, it will definitely be a blow to the dimensionality reduction in missionary work!

In other places, there are at most fireworks during the festival, but we have to release hydrogen bombs to celebrate the festival. This level has suddenly reached the top of the world!

Why don't you worry about tourists coming from all over the world?Why don't believers who have seen the power of nuclear explosions not worship?

Well, the date of the nuclear explosion in winter may simply be placed on New Year's Eve.

After all, Christmas is a Christian holiday, but welcoming and celebrating the New Year is a universal concept that transcends all religions and nations.

The summer nuclear explosion is placed on Children's Day in the United States... Uh, this is very appropriate. The cat god Buster is the patron saint of the family, and it can also be regarded as the patron saint of children. Los Angeles is scheduled to be assigned to Buster as the parish in the future, so let It is also logical for believers to celebrate Children's Day here. "

Now that Chen Qiuhan, the leader, has nodded, Qiu Shanhui will naturally not object, but... thinking about a group of children holding ice cream, holding balloons, and watching the mushroom cloud of the hydrogen bomb explosion, she always felt that this scene seemed a bit contrary. And, couldn't help but ask:

"...Watching a hydrogen bomb mushroom cloud on Children's Day? This...will it be too intense? Can children stand it?"

"...No problem! Absolutely no problem! Of all the parents in this world, who wouldn't want to bring their children to see the world?

Humans all over the world have instinctive admiration, and hydrogen bombs are the most beautiful fireworks, more exciting than battleships and cannons! "

Bob Chapek said confidently, "... how cool it is for a child to be taken by his parents to see the nuclear bomb! In fact, in the early days of the Cold War, Las Vegas was Close to the nuclear bomb test site, the nuclear explosion tour and Miss Nuclear Bomb beauty pageant have already been carried out.

However, since 60 years ago, because of the discovery of the terrible hazards caused by radiation sickness, Las Vegas stopped the sightseeing tour of the mushroom cloud in the nuclear explosion range and the beauty pageant of "Miss Nuke Bomb", and the entire United States has never seen it again. Sightseeing of a nuclear explosion.

Now that [Mushroom Cloud Nuclear Tourism] is reopened, it will definitely become a hit and make men, women and children all over the United States scream with excitement! "

"...[Miss Nuclear Bomb]? Ah, I have heard of this. The mayor of Las Vegas just issued an announcement, saying that he will award me the honorary title of the fifth [Miss Nuclear Bomb]—it seems to be Because before the Las Vegas nuclear bombing beauty pageant was closed, there were a total of four elections..."

Megumi Akiyama looked at his smartphone, and said with a curled lip, "...Hey, I heard that mobs are rioting in Las Vegas now, gunshots are ringing in the streets, and corpses are everywhere, and they have already set up barricades in the city to play live CS shootout games Yes. How come the mayor still has the energy to engage in such vain things?"

"...Anyway, it's just an announcement on the Internet to catch the heat. This kind of costless thing can be done no matter how messy it is!

Just like Disney’s corporate headquarters in Los Angeles, it was set on fire by mobs just now, and there may still be gun battles going on now, but Disneylands around the world are still continuing to engage in various activities step by step these days. Same as activity. "

Bob Chapek said without shame, "...in Ms. Akiyama's hometown, there must be more things like this."

"...That's right. The Prime Minister and a group of members announced that they would go to the Inari Taisha Shrine in Fushimi, Kyoto, the headquarter of Inari God in the whole country, to worship. Nissin's fox ramen (fried tofu noodles) sell It is out of stock, and it is said that it is planning to launch a new instant noodle with a hydrogen bomb plastic toy.

Over the sky of Hibiya Park and Akihabara, the mecca of animation, a balloon of Famicom God has just risen.

Western restaurants all over Japan are scrambling to hold pasta-themed big eater competitions, ah, and Tokyo Disneyland is also holding it.

The Cat Shrine on Cat Island enshrines Buster's black cat idol next to the white beckoning cat, and the Prime Minister's Residence appointed a black cat as chief mouser.

In addition, the Osaka branch of Japan's Flying Noodle Sect, the "Minister of Admonishment", announced the establishment of the "Udon Sect" of the Flying Noodle Sect, Yamagata Prefecture will establish the "Buckwheat Noodle Sect", and Hokkaido is the "Ramen Sect"?Hehe, Fang Xing, who is teaching face-to-face, is already full of heresies...

And my elementary school, middle school and high school classmates, and even kindergarten teachers, all posted photos with me on social networks. "

Akiyama Megumi looked at the phone and muttered, "...especially my elementary school deskmate, who even posted an article "Two or three things I have to say to the nuke maiden"? Tsk tsk, it seems that I have a relationship with this guy legs, if she is not a girl, I want to curse her..."

"...To each other, I also found out that I had eighteen more ex-girlfriends on the Internet overnight, and each of them spoke with their noses and eyes."

Chen Qiuhan glanced at Hui Qiushan sympathetically, "...Hey, success is really a special medicine for making relatives! Should I be glad that I have only been in the United States for a few years, and there have not been a bunch of illegitimate children with different skin colors? Want to hug my thigh and call Dad?"

"...Aha, the classic scene at the end of Mark Twain's "Running for Governor", I have an impression of this! I don't know if it has been made into a movie."

Akiyama Hui smiled, "... such things are really troublesome, but, Chinese brother! This is the price of being a star!

There are too many people who want to be famous in the world, and those paparazzi who engage in gossip and pull CP are not even afraid of God's punishment! "

"...That's true. Even I have five more ex-boyfriends, but only one is my classmate, and the remaining four are complete strangers."

Sonia, the Russian girl who was sitting with her, nodded and said with concern, "...they took photos of me from previous school activities and commercial performances, and forced out a bunch of couple photos of me and them... I should What should I say! Hey, are you crazy for wanting to catch the heat?"

In addition to the Russian girl Sonia, the Mexican girl Valentina and the red-necked girl Dolores from the central region also had similar experiences.

——Because Dolores was in Hollywood before, she worked as a group performer for several years, and most of them were group performances in costume dramas. As a result, her photos are now "twisted" from the videos of movies and TV series. Time is even hotter than the leading actors of these film and television dramas.

As a matter of course, all kinds of film appointments came like snowflakes—of course, a few "working witches" didn't have the heart to accept them.

How can an Internet celebrity who makes bad movies be as tall as a witch who uses extraordinary power?

"...However, looking at the promotional website of the Fukushima Prefectural Office, I just suddenly thought of a question."

Akiyama Megumi suddenly changed the subject, and pointed to the bluish and green [Tritium] on the table, "... [Trittory] is not only my shikigami, but also my hometown Fukushima. The mascot of the prefecture, in the Western concept, it is the city patron saint of Fukushima.

Would it be inappropriate to use the patron saint of cities in other countries as a publicity stunt for Los Angeles, the second largest city in the United States? "

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In the western world in ancient times, usually every relatively large city had its own patron saint.

For example, the patron saint of Athens is Athena, the patron saint of Sparta is Apollo, and the patron saint of Thebes, the ancient capital of Egypt, is Amon.

The birth of these patron saints is naturally related to belief - in that barbaric era with underdeveloped productivity, people were threatened by natural disasters, wars, epidemics and beasts, and always felt that the world was in danger, and longed for a god in their hearts. To protect yourself from the disaster.

Thus, the concept of city patron saint was born naturally in people's minds.Then, this vague concept gradually gained a specific image and name, and then temples and priests appeared to collect offerings and the power of faith for it, and finally formed the embryonic form of religion.

In fact, the early Western polytheism, whether it was Greek mythology, Egyptian mythology, or Sumerian mythology, was basically a mixture of myths about city patron saints and some heroic epics.

Afterwards, with the domination of Christianity in the West, the patron saint of the city in the West had to be downgraded to a city mascot, but it still commonly appears in badges and flags.In modern times, European civilization has swept the world, and the concept of city patron saint has also spread to other corners of the world.

Therefore, in the 21st century, not only Europe and the United States, but even large cities in East Asia, Southeast Asia and South Asia generally have their own mascots.

It's just that the popularity varies greatly, some are thunderous, and some are unknown.

(Qingdao’s mascot is the Haier Brothers, Zhuhai’s is the white dolphin, Beijing’s is the Rabbit, Luoyang’s is the Peony Fairy, and Wuxi’s is the clay doll.)

If it was before the recovery of the aura, no one would think that there was any problem even if the mascots of cities from various countries visited everywhere.

But now that these mascots have really become "patron saints", if they are to communicate across borders, people may be a little bit conflicted.

how to say?It feels as embarrassing as a Korean pastor went to Afghanistan to preach.

Fortunately, both Disney and the US government are masters at manipulating public opinion and public opinion.

——In response to this problem, Ms. Freya Hale and Mr. Bob Chapek only discussed for a while and made a few phone calls. Being sloppy can fool people's solutions.

First, the City Council of Los Angeles will soon announce that Buster, the cat god, will be the mascot and patron saint of Los Angeles.

——The black cat goddess Buster, out of racial nature, likes the desert climate of Los Angeles, where the sun is shining all year round and the air is dry.

The skin color, gender, race and other attributes of the black cat goddess Buster are in line with the buff of the local white left multiculturalism.

So it shouldn't be too difficult to do this.

The next step is to make Fukushima and Los Angeles sister cities so that the patron saints of both cities can interact in a reasonable manner.

"...I can be responsible for the mayor's office to promote the establishment of a sister city relationship between Fukushima and Los Angeles. Judging from the current situation, this matter is in the civil and official circles of the two countries. There won't be much resistance.

Considering the impact of the epidemic, relevant ceremonies can be carried out online, and Google must be happy to provide technical support. "

Freya, assistant to the mayor of Los Angeles, declared, “…and then, since we are sister cities, we need to reciprocate.