Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

In order to celebrate the cooperation between the two parties and Disney’s transformation from the entertainment industry to the religious industry, Disney CEO Bob Chapek invited all the strange people to enjoy a sumptuous meal at Disneyland, which will soon be renamed [Cat Castle Nuclear Park] dinner party.

Although there were no tourists, all the lights and music were played throughout the park, creating a joyous atmosphere.

The staff who stayed in the park did their best to put together a few singing and dancing shows to entertain the distinguished guests.

The dishes and drinks on the table are also dazzling, such as Provence fish soup, Alaskan king crab, and tomahawk steak.

I don't know where the CEO of Disney managed to get such a good meal amidst the chaos and the rest of his life.

Among them, what left the deepest impression on Megumi Akiyama is a famous local dish "Kuta" - this thing looks like a fried fish with a layer of thick sauce on top and onions and shiitake mushrooms on the bottom , but it smells like a meaty aroma.

After cutting the fish with a knife, it was discovered that the fish belly was filled with mutton stuffing, and with black pepper, chopped onion and other spices, the umami flavors of the fish and mutton were fully mixed together. The delicacy is beyond words.

If it is paired with cold beer to relieve the greasiness of suet, it will be a heavenly enjoyment.

In this way, everyone in [Mianmianjiao] soon had enough food and drink, and spent a pleasant night in Disneyland in Los Angeles.

And next, it's time for them to pack their bags, leave Los Angeles, and head north to San Francisco and Sacramento...

Chapter 140, California Route [-] Trip

June 6, north of Los Angeles, California Highway 24

It is a very famous scenic highway, along the winding coast of the Pacific Ocean, from Los Angeles to San Francisco.

This road is known as the most beautiful road in the world, and it is also a famous self-driving route in the United States.It has a total length of more than 1000 kilometers, with blue waves on one side and cliffs on the other. It also connects countless pearl-like coastal towns, and it is like a paradise everywhere along the way.

A huge convoy with Humvees clearing the way in front and wheeled armored vehicles in the rear is driving on this picturesque road.

In the middle of the convoy, in a stretched limousine, the little witch Megumi Akiyama, as usual, was sitting in the back row, wearing a red and white witch costume in white and red.

Next to her was Buster, the black cat goddess, and across from her was Dolores, a red-necked girl from Louisiana, and Sonia, a Russian girl.

As for the "Flying Noodles God of Choice" Chen Qiuhan and the two members of the Flying Noodles Church he brought in from Irvine to help, and because of the resignation of the mayor of Los Angeles, they have been reappointed by Governor Newsom to become assistants to the governor in charge of supernatural affairs Ms. Freya sat in another car.

Based on the idea that familiarity is worse than familiarity, in San Francisco and Sacramento, the official affairs of the face-to-face church will be troubled by Freya—anyway, in Los Angeles before, I worked well with Freya. Not bad, and Megumi Akiyama didn't mind Freya taking the opportunity to make some money.

For example, take part of the [Blessing of the Cat God Buster] or the quota for washing the essence, and exchange favors with the powerful and the like.

At this moment, looking at the scenery outside the car window receding rapidly, and being farther and farther away from Los Angeles, Akiyama Hui couldn't help but feel a little melancholy.

Los Angeles is not only the most famous big city on the west coast of the United States, but also the first place where she lived in the United States.

Moreover, during the six months of staying in Los Angeles, this place also left her with many not necessarily good, but definitely exciting memories.

Well, very very impressive!

However, just like children have to grow up, just like the brave man in the game has to walk out of Xinshou Village, instead of being satisfied with being the sword god of Shilipo.

Qiu Shanhui and the ancient fox god she served will eventually leave this starting city and head for a wider world.

After all, with the nuclear fusion mushroom cloud that shocked the world in [Tritium Treasure] gradually rising, and the aura of the entire Greater Los Angeles area was consumed by the [Bright Radiation], Megumi Akiyama basically had nothing to worry about in Los Angeles. done.

——To practice spells, one needs to find a place where the spirit veins gather. Not only is she unable to practice in Los Angeles now, but every time she casts a spell, she has to consume her own strength.

So, let's move to the Bay Area in the north as soon as possible. Anyway, I didn't like the "City of Angels" at first, did I?

As for the transformation of Los Angeles Disneyland into [Cat Castle Nuclear Park], the project has already started initially.

With the curative [Blessing of Cat God Buster], Walt Disney CEO Bob Chapek persuaded the board of directors to agree to inject capital as quickly as possible to transform Los Angeles Disneyland into [Cat Castle] Nuclear Paradise], and also got sponsorship from the Animal Protection Association.

Although it will take some time for Disney to raise funds, Governor Newsom directly mobilized government funds, and the Pentagon dispatched engineering troops to help transform the Disney Castle into a giant cat climbing frame and pour a large number of cats in the park. Concrete statues and so on.

If any legal obstacles are encountered during the period, all illegal operations will be directly carried out.

The top and bottom of the state legislature and the legal profession are silent, and they all lie down and pretend to be stupid, uniformly pretending to be blind to the above-mentioned illegal acts, even the media is no exception.

Because someone has already let the wind out in private, if you dare to make a fuss about building a temple for the cat god, no matter you are the mastermind or contributing to the flames, the naughty cat god will immediately curse your whole family to death, and your soul will be cursed after death. Make it into a magic weapon and endure eternal torture Yunyun

Well, given the nature of cats, everyone agrees that's true.

What's worse, no matter how many people the cat god Buster kills, the laws of the United States cannot punish her, and even have to pray for her mercy and protection!

Although the lives of people in the United States are as cheap as grass, and people from small to big people are all killed in groups, but those big people are still afraid of death after all.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, the construction of [Cat Castle Nuclear Paradise] should not cause any major troubles, as long as it is done step by step.

Before leaving Los Angeles, Megumi Akiyama left behind the chief priestess of the Goddess Buster, who belonged to the politically correct ethnicity, the black cat girl Serena, who was responsible for overseeing the construction of [Cat Castle Nuclear Paradise] and gave her another 1000 million US dollars As office expenses - all the latest donations received.

At the same time, Megumi Akiyama also left behind a working maiden ("sacrifice meat") who served the Inari God, the Mexican girl Valentina, and asked her to supervise the Los Angeles Inari Shrine in the park. The Lord of the Gods - preaching in Los Angeles, it is not good to not understand Spanish!

Therefore, Megumi Akiyama also left 1000 million U.S. dollars for Valentina as an early-stage fund, and may make more money in the future depending on the situation.

As for the noodle food street in the park, there is no need for the Flying Spaghetti Sect to be resident—anyway, no matter what weird things Disney builds, the Flying Noodle God doesn't care.Moreover, there is a high probability that many of the noodle chefs here will join the Flying Noodle Sect.

In addition, the political situation in Los Angeles has also undergone changes after experiencing a terrorist catastrophe in which the number of casualties exceeded one million in half a month.

The mayor of Los Angeles, who has not done much personnel since this year, was finally forced to resign the day before yesterday under the pressure of huge public opinion.

Next, because the veteran local politicians in Los Angeles died in this year's plague, earthquakes and ghost disasters, Jennifer, a very politically correct black female politician, became the new leader of Los Angeles. Mayor, and must immediately face heavy post-disaster reconstruction work.

Yesterday, the female mayor, Jennifer, came to Disneyland to give her inaugural speech in person, and invited the "Nuclear Witch" Akiyama Megumi to endorse the safety of the urban area, and wanted those Los Angeles citizens who had fled to return to the city again. To this unrecognizable "City of Angels".

Needless to say, this is a very challenging task.

But with the century-old background of Los Angeles, it should not be so sluggish.

Well, I believe that the black-skinned catwoman Serena should be able to get along well with this female mayor of the same skin color in the days to come, right?

From now on, Los Angeles will be handed over to her and Valentina, except for the hydrogen bombs being released twice a year, basically it has nothing to do with me...

Akiyama Hui thought so, while looking at the sunny sea outside the road, he couldn't help but reached out and opened the car window.

——The next moment, a refreshing sea breeze rushed towards her face, engulfing the humidity of the Pacific Ocean, making her feel refreshed.

Ah, bathing in the sunshine of California, blowing the sea breeze of the west coast of the United States, and listening to the sound of the Pacific Ocean, it is really as wonderful as a dream.

Perhaps this is the charm of California Highway 1?

As she thought so, she took a few selfies with her mobile phone in the car and posted them on her Twitter.

——The signal is very good, the upload is instant, and fans even like it in less than a minute!

This surprised Megumi Akiyama, who had been hearing complaints about the old and dilapidated infrastructure in the United States.

In fact, in the past, because the number of base stations was too scarce, the alarming mobile phone signal in the United States was once criticized by netizens all over the world, and even became a world-class joke: What is climbing on a tree to play with a mobile phone, standing on a roof? Playing with mobile phones and so on.

In 2017, even in a prime location like Manhattan, New York, the mobile phone signal is very poor. As for the subway in New York, there is no signal at all.

This is why Americans were "studying hard" when they took the subway to read books and newspapers instead of looking at their mobile phones-because they couldn't read them at all.

So much so that some people lost contact as soon as they got off the plane in the United States. They wanted to post a selfie only to find that they were not in the service area!I couldn’t scan the online car-hailing car, and I couldn’t open the navigation. In the end, I found the subway all the way by gesturing and asking for directions. In the end, I passed the station because there was no signal...

However, everything evolves, and cell phone signal problems in the United States are no exception.

Although the infrastructure in the United States is generally very old, the government still attaches great importance to the new thing of the Internet.

——For large Internet companies in Silicon Valley, no Internet means no customers and no market. How can this be tolerated?

The voice of Silicon Valley high-tech companies in American society is beyond doubt.

Therefore, starting from 2019, the problem of mobile phone signal has improved to a considerable extent in the United States.

At least on California Highway 1, even on remote sections with no villages or shops behind, mobile phones can have a good signal.

It is said that after Musk's "Starlink Project" is completed, people on the ground will be able to search for the wife signal transmitted by the "Starlink" satellite on their mobile phones, so that anywhere on the entire earth, even if there is no base station, everyone can Access to the Internet via satellite!

——In other words, when China's 5G base stations are breaking ground in various places, the United States' Starlink is "breaking the ground"!

Moreover, compared with the iron tower base stations covering the earth, the "Starlink" suspended in space is obviously more sci-fi and more shocking.

——How can the hard work of sweating and erecting an iron tower be as spectacular as a rocket launch?

No matter how much the iron tower of the signal base station is repaired, it can only stand on the ground. It needs cumbersome maintenance and will be destroyed by war.

How can it compare to the "star chain" hanging high in space, leading directly to the vast ocean and the front line of war?

In this way, the infrastructure maniac in the east was overtaken by the space pioneers in the west in one fell swoop!

Hey, such things as "overtaking on curves" are not only done by developing countries, but the hegemony of the United States is also very slippery.

Relying on the launch of the "Starlink Project" and launching a bunch of satellites, it formed a condescending "dimensionality reduction strike" against the signal base stations on the ground!

It can be seen that the background of the United States, the world's hegemon, is still very deep after all-no matter in technology, humanities or other dimensions.

It is only because of the serious internal friction that can be called madness that the United States cannot make good use of its strong capital.

But even if it is just a little bit, it is enough to amaze the world, and even shout "invincible".

Megumi Akiyama was so impressed by the rich background of the blue star overlord of the United States, while looking down at various web pages and apps on the smartphone.

Well, the speed at which the Disney company is making announcements is really amazing. It has released a poster in just two days, saying that on Thanksgiving in November this year, the Los Angeles Disneyland, which will be rebuilt as [Cat Castle Nuclear Park] Re-open the park, and host a grand cat pilgrimage at the same time.

According to Disney, cats have worked tirelessly to drive away the evil spirits of the night for humans, so Americans should also be grateful to their cats!

For this reason, any conscientious shit shoveler should come to Los Angeles with a cat in his arms to worship Buster, the holy cat goddess.

In addition, Disney also advertised: Every cat must come to the cat castle once in its life, so that the life of a cat is complete!

At the same time, it also hinted that in the cat castle where many cats gather, the excrement shoveler can find better mating partners for his cats and raise more beautiful kittens!

If your cat is favored by the cat god Buster, awakens the sacred blood from ancient times, and gains superpowers, it will be even more incredible!

Whether it is a male cat or a female cat, your cat will immediately become the most expensive cat in the breeding market!

On the other hand, it's no problem to support your own shit-shoveling officer!

"...This is simply a Babylonian temple prostitute, no, the cat version of the goddess! There was a Babylonian goddess in ancient times, but there is a Disney cat today?"

Megumi Akiyama looked at the comment area under the Disney advertisement with a smile, and scratched the chin of the black cat goddess next to him, "... Buster, maybe your child will be dragged to Cat Castle by then, and other Cats are exhibited and auctioned together!

Well, since your divine blood flows from them, there must be rich people spending a lot of money to keep them, right? "

——Once again, the black cat goddess Buster was a street stray female cat before her awakening, and she had given birth to several litters of kittens.

But about where his cub went when he grew up, even Buster, the obese black cat, can't tell.

In response to Megumi Akiyama's teasing above, the black cat goddess Buster just turned around impatiently and pointed her ass at her.

And Akiyama Hui didn't care, just continued to watch the news.

It is a pity that, apart from Disney's joy in bitterness and happy funerals, the United States today is almost silent, and bad news continues.

In the immediate vicinity, although the evil spirits and other evil forces in downtown Los Angeles all died together with the aura exhaustion caused by the magic nuclear fusion strike, the remaining fires in Long Beach Port and Los Angeles Port have not yet been burned out, and the wildfires in the suburban forests , the burning intensified.

The raging flames turned the sky red, and even Disneyland and Irvine were smoky and choking.

——This is another important reason why Megumi Akiyama fled Los Angeles.

The rebellious U.S. troops who mutinied and collapsed before the "ghost disaster" in Los Angeles have finally been suppressed, but in California and cities in several surrounding states, black street activities with "BLM" banners continue, and superimposed The influx of refugees fleeing Los Angeles is getting worse.

Especially in the north of California, in Seattle, Washington State, there is an autonomous commune that occupies the land as the king.

And Portland, Oregon, also has frequent turmoil and fierce conflicts, and militias and associations opened fire on each other—thanks to the Pentagon’s use of the troops booked to suppress the Seattle Commune, it was first used to quell the chaos in Portland, which did not let Oregon There is also a [Portland Commune] in the state.

No way, Portland has always been the largest Gu breeding center in the United States, the birthplace of all kinds of ghosts and monsters and trendy weirdos.Usually, it is already a mess. If there is any trend, how can we not take the opportunity to make a lot of big news?

In addition to the chaos of law and order, the soaring prices are even more painful-the Port of Los Angeles and the Port of Long Beach are basically scrapped at present, and the Port of Seattle in the north is also paralyzed due to the black movement. The container import and export volume of the entire United States is suddenly reduced. Cut it down to about half.

Even the road and rail logistics transportation in the United States has also been severely disrupted due to riots and epidemics.

As a result, imported goods cannot be received in stores and supermarkets, and the transportation of domestic goods has also been paralyzed and delayed-several railway lines in the west, and even appeared in the past that were only seen in western movies, and have disappeared in the United States for hundreds of years. Train Robbers!

These thieves specialize in climbing trains, stealing boxes and unpacking couriers, causing the loss rate of courier companies and the US Postal Service to soar N times in an instant.

Under such circumstances, even if the industrial and agricultural production in the United States is acceptable, the purchasing power of the dollar overseas can still be maintained.

However, because imports and exports are severely blocked, goods are silted up in ports and various distribution centers, and it is impossible to get through the "last mile" to reach consumers. In addition, Washington's crazy printing of money to release water and welfare, so the price of goods in the United States has soared. It's inevitable.

According to expert forecasts, the CPI inflation index in the United States will exceed 15% in June this year, and even exceed 30% in some regions!

Well, even if the whole country is in such a state of chaos, at least the banknotes have not turned into straw paper, which is enough to show the strength of the dollar.

However, in this unlucky June for everyone, if the unlucky degree is similar to that of Los Angeles City, it is probably the US Navy.

"...The sinking of the Theodore Roosevelt aircraft carrier... Hey, it seems that this month is not only a disaster month for Los Angeles, but also a disaster month for the US Navy! Only three quarters of June has passed, and the Pacific Fleet It has already sunk several ships!"

Looking at the photo of the American aircraft carrier on fire and overturned on the screen of the mobile phone, Akiyama Hui couldn't help but curled his lips and said, "... But if the US military wants to sink a ship, it can sink it, but why did this nuclear-powered aircraft carrier sink in the Ogasawara Islands? I'm afraid With too little nuclear pollution, can Japan not become a big nuclear nation?"

PS: Chapter 131, Go!Tritium!It has finally been released. Readers who skipped because the chapter block disappeared before can go back and read it.

Some economic data can only be guessed. When more than 50% of the container terminals in the United States were suddenly paralyzed and unable to unload cargo, the import volume was cut in half (already overloaded), and prices soared by 15% to 30% (the roads and railways in some areas were paralyzed. ), it should be a reasonable deduction, right?

Do you think my setting is reasonable?