Bow down to the women's clothing boss

Yan He was very puzzled, he couldn't figure out that the other party just changed clothes, how could it be like a sudden transformation, now he was struggling to support the scene with the huge advantage before, and the advantage was quickly regained by the other party.

Xi: g?

Kuchiki Yanhe: g.

Since the other party said it was him, no matter how hard Yan He was to understand, he had no choice but to believe that the solo fight would continue.

The game continues again.

……

"The opponent played well, but he was a little less aggressive, and he missed many opportunities." Lin Xi commented on the opponent in an almost indifferent tone while hanging and beating the opponent as usual.

Hello!Didn't you just get killed because you were too aggressive?

It's just that the water friends have no time to complain about this.

He was single-killed by the opponent 2 minutes ago, and turned from a balance of power to a huge disadvantage in an instant. In less than 2 minutes, the situation reversed again, and Lin Xi's shadow demons had already stood on the opponent's high slope.

Tianhui's shadow demons only dared to hide under the defense tower and shivered, watching Lin Xi's shadow demons from afar, making all kinds of positive and negative attacks, and firmly controlled the line of troops.

"Why is this Shadow Demon, Ma Ma, like a beast!"

"Too bullying!"

"I feel sorry for the shadow demon on the other side, please ask about the psychological shadow area of ​​this 'Deadwood Yanhe'."

The Radiant Shadow Demon couldn't bear the temptation to make up the knife. Seeing the Dire Shadow Demon take a few steps back, he hurried out of the range of the defense tower, and raised his hand to make up the knife as soon as he swung forward.

"He is dead." Lin Xi announced.

Shadow Demon killed Shadow Demon!

Kuchiki Yanhe: gg.

Although he had two towers and three bloods, Yanhe immediately played "gg" after he died once. With the strength shown by the opponent after the first timeout, he had no chance of winning at all.

This kind of terrifying laning ability, even if this "Xi" has average skills, he is definitely qualified to play the 2nd position in their team.

Invincible 7 minutes ago!

only.

Kuchiki Yanhe: Why is there a little bit of difference in your performance before and after the first timeout?

"A little too much" is already a euphemism.

Xi: Play it seriously later.

Xi: Playing games seriously is a bit tiring.

What Lin Xi said was the truth, every time she was tired after wearing women's clothes!

"I'll change into women's clothes later!" The witty water friends sent bullet screens to correct Lin Xi's statement.

Kuchiki Yanhe: Okay, you come to our team to play the 2nd position.

Kuchiki Yanhe: Shall we first form 5 black row ladders for a while?

The rhythm is so fast, and I just got myself into the group and I have to open 5 black.

Xi: Good.

Author's message:

(There were actually 1k recommended tickets last week, so happy!

Let me tell you about adding updates. The author has to go to work on weekdays, and it is already very difficult to maintain a daily update of 3k+.

At the weekend, I want to play and rest again... So although I have been thinking about whether to add updates, I still gave up.

To be reasonable... the number of words in each chapter is so large that I can update 1.5 chapters every day, which is not too much qwq)

Chapter 28 Girls? no!

"Is today a black special program?"

The water friends who just came to the live broadcast room saw that Xiao Xi didn't open a solo row, but actually joined a team, so they sent a barrage to ask.

"Yes, yes, Xiaoxi is going to form a team with others to compete in the Stardust Cup."

Immediately there are enthusiastic water friends to reply.

"The only designated champion of the Stardust Cup!"

Then he was overwhelmed by the vast and far-fetched barrage.

Lin Xi was pulled into the team, and there were only two people in the team, he and "Deadwood Yanhe".His dota2 avatar is a q-version Templar Assassin he drew with a pencil, and the avatar of "Deadwood Yanhe" is a cute girl in Two-dimensional military uniform.

After a while, the logo of the microphone was displayed on the profile picture of the cute girl in military uniform.

"Wait a minute, they will join the group right away." It was a soft, cute and gentle voice.

"Sister... sister?!"

"Surprised! Are girls so good at playing games nowadays?"

As a result, the water friends on Lin Xi's side became excited first. Although this "sister" lost to Xiaoxi in the form of her sister, her strength should not be underestimated. Xiaoxi in the form of her younger brother can win with more than 6000 points of strength Bar.

A girl with more than 6000 points and a soft voice!

The girl will also team up with Xiaoxi to play a game!

This picture is so beautiful just thinking about it!

"Is it possible to form a women's team like this? It should become the strongest team in the idol world!"

"That's right, a girl in women's clothing can also be considered a girl!"

Such barrage is really too much nonsense!

"It's a boy's voice." Lin Xi didn't turn on the microphone in the team, but just explained to the water friends.

It is difficult for ordinary people to hear the difference, but Lin Xi is not in the category of ordinary people. This soft and cute voice does sound like a girl, but Lin Xi can clearly distinguish that it is a boy's voice.

And it's not a false voice, it's the original sound of "Ki Mu Yan He".

"??"

"Is this... the intuition of the women's clothing boss?"

"Believe it or not!"

Most of the water friends are skeptical, and some people don't believe in Xiaoxi's judgment at all, and firmly believe that this "Kuaimu Yanhe" is a cute girl.

Probably because Xiaoxi didn't respond at all, after waiting for a few minutes, Yanhe sent a text message in the team channel.

Kuchiki Yanhe: What's wrong?

"Quickly ask me!"

The sharp-eyed water friends hurriedly encouraged.

Xi: My water friends are wondering if you are a boy or a girl.

Kuchiki Yanhe: ...

"Wow! It's so straightforward!"

"This pot of water friends will not bear it."

"That's right, obviously only Xiaoxi said that other people are boys."

It seems a little inappropriate to ask the gender of a person whose voice sounds obviously girly. It feels like saying that a cute girl's voice is too rough to be a girl.

Kuchiki Yanhe: It's a boy.

Kuchiki Yanhe: The voice is born like this.

"what!!!"

"Wait, this is... the women's costume boss team?"

"Isn't that better!?"

Usually, it is rare to see a big female voice, but two of them bumped into each other. They are both masters of dota2 masters, and they have to form a team together to participate in the competition. The friends were excited for a while.

The rhythm of the barrage was brought up all of a sudden, and the barrage in Xiaoxi's live broadcast room, which had gradually become much more lively, now scrolled like swiping the screen.

Compared with the lively barrage, there was no communication in the game interface. After Yanhe finished answering the questions, the two just hung up the phone quietly and waited for others. Within 10 minutes, the other three joined the team one after another. .

The other three were normal, and when they entered the team, they greeted each other by voice, and they were all relatively ordinary male voices.

The first "common fat house" who arrived had a profile picture of an anime fat house, but his voice was a deep and magnetic uncle's voice.

Then came "quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack" with a very clean boyish voice, probably younger than Lin Xi.

The last one is "A Wolf in the Lonely Wind". The profile picture is a photo of Erha, and the voice sounds stupid.

Five people arrived, no need to talk nonsense, someone clicked to start matching.

As I said before, solo and team points are calculated separately in dota2, and the vast majority of players only pay attention to solo points, and rarely form a full team.

This directly led to the impromptu formation of five blacks with an average score of almost 6500 points in a solo row, and an average score of only...

5013!

Match the opponent, enter the selection interface, and the average score of the team will be displayed on the respective teams.

The Dire team on the opposite side only had 5029 points, which is just about the same.

Kuchiki Yanhe: How to choose?

Although the five of them are going to form a team to play a game, after all, this is just an ordinary five-row ladder, and it's not training with other teams, and it's impossible to play like a game.

"Let's play casually first." A wolf in the lonely wind said in the team voice.

When talking about the team members, although I also roughly said who will play which position, but after all, everyone has little game experience, and some people have not even played a game.It always sounds like this in the mouth, but who knows what will happen in practice.

A wolf also wants to have a No. 2 position in the game to play.

After all, position 1 spends a lot of money, position 3 has to withstand pressure, positions 4 and 5 have to protect the big brother from stinky soy sauce, and position 2 is the most popular.

He proposed this, and the others had no disagreement, so they accepted it by default.

After 30 seconds, all the portraits of heroes other than the 50 available heroes in RD mode will be darkened.

"The Radiant Legion chooses heroes."

The voice reminding the player to choose a hero is not over yet, another reminder has already been swiped out.

"Quak quack randomly chose the clockwork mechanic."

"I'll follow suit first!" Quacka, who took the lead in randomly choosing a hero, was as happy as a child.

As I said before, compared with hand selection, there are 200 more gold coins when you go out.

When victory is the ultimate goal, randomness with too many uncertain factors is obviously not a good choice, and the risk of destroying one's lineup is much greater than the extra 200 gold coins.

But since it is said to be just for fun, I don't care about it so much.

Anyway, the opponent is only a 5000-point opponent.

Someone set a precedent for random, and the person on the opposite side also ordered random. The lineup is a trivial matter, and you can't lose face!The opponent dares to click random, if the hero is hand-picked here, wouldn't it be defeated in terms of momentum.

In the end, both sides were random and came up with a very strange lineup.

The enemy Dire is Jakiro, Faceless Void, Death Prophet, Shadow Shaman, and Skywrath Mage. This completely random lineup still looks good.

My own Radiant is Bristleback, Medusa, Naga Siren, Doombringer and Clockwork Technician, and the lineup here is a bit horrible.

"Haha, what kind of snakeskin lineup is this!" A wolf in the lonely wind laughed in the voice of the team, "How should we divide the way?"

"I'll go to the bad lane, in Medusa, how about Clockwork Bonaga in the upper lane to make up the knife, and the doomsday wild area to grow?" The general fat house suggested that his hero is Bristleback, which happens to be Bristleback. Pigs, without beef ingredients.

"Empty the disadvantaged lane, doomsday jungler and other inferior lanes enter the tower to gain experience, in Medusa, me and Clockwork will keep the steelback beast's advantaged development." Lin Xi put forward different opinions.

As soon as he spoke in the team voice, the air suddenly fell into silence.

"Haha, teammates are shocked!"

"Bow to my elder sister."

The forgetful water friends completely forgot how shocked they were when they heard Xiaoxi's female voice, and they couldn't be happier with the interesting reactions of these teammates.

Xiaoxi does not speak in the team voice at all in solo queue, and is always playing seriously, only occasionally typing and communicating, which makes the water friends a lot less fun.Today is a rare black day, so I can't just type and communicate like a solo row. Sure enough, Xiaoxi started talking, and the water friends can finally watch the live broadcast of the big female voice molesting teammates. It's so interesting!