Bow down to the women's clothing boss

Lin Xi naively rushed home for lunch before twelve noon.

However, my mother, who was supposed to be humming and cooking, was not in the kitchen, nor anywhere else in the house.

During the usual holiday time, my sister, who should be impatient and ran into the kitchen from time to time to ask "Are you ready?" is not at home at this time.

"I'm back."

Lin Xi opened the door and shouted inside.

"We're back~." Blank also called after him.

No response was received.

"What's going on." Lin Xi looked down at the shoes on the doormat.

The shoes of the mother and sister are not there, they are indeed not home yet.

Blank blinked his eyes, called the Void World's surveillance to find the location of his sister and mother, took a look, and then said to Lin Xi: "They seem to be having a good time now."

Not just the two of them, almost all other masters are still immersed in the Void world at this time.

These masters are all selected after blank investigation, and the most basic requirement is to have a certain degree of love for AR games.

The masters, who are no strangers to the concept of AR, suddenly jumped from pokemon go to the world of Void, and it seemed that the wait that should have been decades was shortened overnight.

Moreover, for the masters who have just obtained "substitutes", most of them have only one initially drawn weapon card in their equipment slots, and it is only a very ordinary "excellent quality", how could they be able to restrain themselves.

Powerful demons also mean generous rewards.

They racked their brains, and many people have already started looking for companions, just to collect more points and experience points. If they can get lucky and drop one or two special props, it will be enough for them to have fun secretly.

"What if the masters don't want to go home after playing?" Lin Xi asked worriedly.

This is not a joke, there are not a few teenagers with Internet addiction who spend several days or even more than ten days in Internet cafes all night, not to mention the Void world, which may be more attractive than all the current games combined.

Even if you have to keep walking outside, maybe some genius will come up with a strange solution.

"After evening, the monster's strength will increase over time, reaching its peak at midnight, and return to normal in the early morning of the next day. The rewards obtained by masters for defeating monsters will not increase accordingly."

Blank obviously had foreseen such a situation.

Whether it is forcing the masters to abide by the traffic rules, or urging the masters to go back to their homes during dinner time in disguise, try to minimize the impact on the players' real life in order to ensure a long flow of water.

"That's not bad."

despite this.

It seems that this lunch still has to be settled by Lin Xi himself.

Lin Xi walked into the kitchen, looked down and looked around, it was so clean that there was not even a leaf of vegetable.

A bit not so good.

He went over to open the refrigerator again, and there were only seven or eight eggs in it that could be considered ingredients.

"It seems that there are still noodles at home." Lin Xi muttered.

"Let's go down." Blank's eyes lit up.

According to an experienced old driver, saying "Do you want me to eat for you" to a loved one seems to have a special effect.

Of course, she also knew that this was because of the ambiguity of sex (meow) in this sentence.

"No, no green onions." Lin Xi shook her head.

Blank asked: "Then what should we do, should we go out to buy groceries now?"

"Go and grab a meal."

"what?"

……

[Cengfan just Cengfan, why do you have to change into women's clothing] Blank complained in his heart.

However, when she couldn't help looking, she inadvertently caught a glimpse of "self" reflected in those clear eyes.

She clearly realized that this was probably jealousy.

Cengfan!It's going to "other people's house" to grab a meal!

It echoed in my mind like a mantra, which was really jealous and crazy.

But still with a smile on his face, he looked down at Xiao Xi who was dressed up in a pocket version of black and white lolita.

[Who could it be, just secretly create an accident and get rid of it. ]

In fact, Lin Xi simply felt that it would be more convenient to use the ability of teleportation.

Only to be engulfed by a shadow.

The change of clothes was completed in the blink of an eye, and Lin Xi didn't feel uncomfortable at all when she was suddenly shorter.

"Let's go." The childish voice, even the outline of the voiceprint is so beautiful, just like the sound of nature.

The light and shadow were briefly distorted, and Lin Xi suddenly disappeared.

At this moment.

A high-end apartment in Huashi.

13 floors.

Suddenly, a... loli appeared.

Ta fell at a distance of more than thirty centimeters from the ground, and the beautiful little skirt was blown up slightly with the fall, and the ornaments on the gorgeous black and white lolita also rustled.

"despair--"

The black round-toed leather shoes fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

[Tch, bachelor apartment type?I can't even find the check-in information. ] Blank's figure also appeared. She stood silently behind Lin Xi, seemingly unmoved, but secretly quickly retrieved all the information of the entire building.

"Dong dong dong."

Lin Xi raised her little hand and knocked on the door.

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PS: It's updated, it should be the third update today!By the way... I owed more than a dozen updates as soon as the reward was offered

Chapter 286 Eat and Drink

"Crack."

Just when Blank was full of complaints, the door opened.

[what! ? ]

Light blue skin, long pointed ears, tall stature, but the appearance is no different from that of ordinary human beings. To be exact, it is a woman's face that completely conforms to the aesthetics of ordinary human beings.

She was wearing ordinary home clothes and a brown apron, and she was so overstretched by her chest (meow) that she couldn't tell her lust (meow).

"Hello, teacher." Lanaya greeted Lin Xi respectfully.

Before meeting Lin Xi, she never even dared to think that the cooking skills of intelligent life could be so perfect.

It's just... perfect!

It's so delicious that people can swallow their tongues, as long as the taste buds on the tip of the tongue lightly touch the food made by the teacher - no!Maybe just sniffing the aroma of food—and becoming utterly irresistibly obsessed with it.

"Excuse me." Lin Xi had to lift his chin to see her face, "I'm here for a meal."

[Rub rice?Could this be... a test! ?To be able to do it without any prior notice... No, the most real level is only when you don't know it at all, as expected of a teacher. ]

Lanaya took a step aside: "Teacher, please come in."

And in the Void world that Lanaya couldn't see, Blank also slipped in following Lin Xi's footsteps.

[teacher?Could it be another apprentice who conspired against the teacher, heh heh. ] She immediately thought of a certain three-no girl.

Lanaya closed the door and suddenly turned around to ask Lin Xi: "Is there another guest?"

[scare! ? ]

As a seasoned warrior, she can easily find clues in unusual things.

For example, the strange glasses that Lin Xi has never worn, and the strange figure reflected in the clear pupils.

"A friend." Lin Xi said, "but she can't eat now."

Lin Xi raised his finger slightly, and the magic power immediately gathered beside him to weave the illusion of blank out of thin air.

There is no other practical significance, just to allow others to see the fictional Void world without glasses.

"Oh." Lanaya looked at Blank thoughtfully.

[what?What is the situation with this inexplicably sympathetic look! ]

Blank smiled slightly at Lanaya: "Hello, my name is Blank, and I'm Xiaoxi's 'friend'."

[It's a friend!It's a friend!Of course it is the kind that is closer than disciples! ]

"Hello." Lanaya nodded slightly to Blank, "You can call me Lanaya."

For elves with such a long life, the ethics of ordinary humans simply don't make any sense.

Although she calls Lin Xi "teacher", it doesn't mean that she will take it for granted that "teacher"'s friends are of higher seniority than her.

Moreover, the meaning of this word "teacher" is also very different from the "teacher" in human mouths, just because Lin Xi's cooking skills are indeed worthy of her respect, but it is not true in fields other than cooking skills. Let her be too reserved in front of Lin Xi.

Lin Xi's nose moved slightly, she sniffed cutely, and walked to the kitchen on her own: "Fish again at noon?"

"Well, I want to hone the skill of cooking fish again." Lanaya said seriously as if she was serious about her practice.

However, for her, cooking is indeed a kind of practice.

The fire has been extinguished, but the pot has not yet been opened, and white smoke with a strong fish fragrance keeps coming out of the cracks.

"It's made great progress." Lin Xi praised.

He just went in to take a look, and then immediately backed out of the kitchen, this time he was just here for dinner.

……

"Is it delicious?"

Although she couldn't eat Blank, she still forcibly sat on the dining table, stared at Lin Xi with her chin on her hands, and couldn't help licking the corners of her mouth when she saw the lips that were accidentally stained with oil.

Lin Xi, who obviously looks like a child, is as majestic as ever when she wears women's clothing. The short hands holding the chopsticks must be straightened to pick up the dishes in the distance. This strong contrast makes People want to hold him in their arms and love him a lot.

Lin Xi chewed carefully, first swallowed the food in his mouth slowly, then stuck out his small tongue to lick off a grain of rice from the corner of his mouth, then nodded to Blank and said, "It's delicious."

"Oh~." Blank drew a long ending sound unhappily.

Reluctantly, she squinted her eyes and looked at Lanaya who was tasting every dish devoutly.

Sitting next to him is a cute pocket version of Xiao Xi who is completely beyond the limit of human imagination, and at the same table there is a wandering soul who can't eat and has to look at other people's eating in boredom.

But for a normal person, it is impossible to concentrate on the food on his plate.

Then again, Lanaya doesn't seem to be a "normal person" in the first place.

After some observation, it is not difficult for Blank to discover that this Lanaya may really be one of the few people who has no special thoughts about Xiaoxi.

It's not that Lanaya doesn't like Xiaoxi, it's just that this kind of liking can only be regarded as a normal affection, and it hasn't reached the level of very eager to have sex (meow) with her.

That's right, this is the conclusion that Blank came to.

As a wandering soul who has long since gotten rid of the vulgar tastes of mortals, she is much more open-minded than some ordinary people.

After her recent careful observation of ordinary people, she discovered that.

For the vast majority of ordinary men and women, "love you" in their mouths is almost equivalent to "want to have sex (meow) with you", although for various reasons they dare not express their feelings so straightforwardly, but never The truest intentions revealed by them beating around the bush or making insinuations could not fool the Internet ghosts who had collected a large number of samples.

After all, reproduction is the nature of all living things, and as bisexual animals, human beings desire to mate with the opposite sex after their physiological development has matured for the reproduction of the population, which is also a very normal and unavoidable physiological phenomenon.

If all human beings become sexually frigid, the human race may perish within a few generations.

Even in some classic literary works that Blank has read, the most fundamental reason for the vigorous and fascinating love depicted at first sight is that both men and women are good enough—or in other words, they are more able to stimulate each other’s hormones .

[It would be great if Xiao Xi was also this simple. ]

Blank sighed lightly.

For a wandering spirit who has absorbed the vast amount of information on the Internet, it is not difficult to simulate the signals that most arouse the primal human desires - such as pictures and sounds.