Bow down to the women's clothing boss

Unlike Lin Xi, who pursues victory in the game, Shuangyue plays dota2 purely for fun. For fun, he will make all kinds of weird attempts, buy props that are not suitable for his hero, and even deliberately create obstacles for Lin Xi , to increase the difficulty of the game.

In short, unlike other people who don't know how to play, he just deliberately played like this.

Such a person is very unpopular with his teammates in competitive games, but he is also very self-aware, never playing the ladder mode, and except for playing black games with friends—later almost only occasionally with Xiaoxi— How to play this game.

"In the game, I have always shown this level. When the system assigns players to both sides, it is also based on my performance. If I only play seriously in a certain game, it will be too much for the opponent. It's not fair anymore."

Lin Xi could only admire Shuangyue's excuse.

[Teammate] There is a gay guy who opened my pants chain (Master): -> Retreat!

[Teammate] There is a gay guy who opened my pants chain (Master): -> Retreat!

[Teammate] There is a gay guy who opened my pants chain (Master): -> Retreat!

Lin Xi looked at the signals from his teammates on the mini-map, and Shuangyue, who was weakly fighting (song), suggested: "Sister, how about...let's restrain the killing intent a little bit first."

"No! This snake-skin hero dared to stick a ♂ stick in my face, I must educate him!" Shuangyue angrily pointed at the shivering poisonous magician hiding behind the snake stick array and said firmly.

Lin Xi glanced at Shuangyue's 0/5/1 record after hearing this, and said euphemistically: "It's already pitiful for him to grow up like this, let's let him go this time."

"I want to kill him just because he's ugly!" Shuangyue said confidently.

Ten seconds later, the record of the single hero Lina in Radiant's side became 0/6/1.

"Fire girl, do you know how to play tm? Do you make sticks?" The homo master, who witnessed Shuangyue's poor operation the whole time, couldn't stand it anymore, and reprimanded him in the team channel (?).

"Playing a fire girl can be killed by others 6 times in the middle lane? Please don't give it away, can you? The colored pen will just roll to hit the man-machine, understand?" The gay master became more and more enthusiastic.

Shuangyue's aggrieved Zhao Linxi made a small report: "This man is fierce to me!"

This kind of situation will inevitably happen in competitive games. Everyone wants to win, but there will always be five losers in a game. resentment.

In addition, dota2 has a built-in voice, and it is very common for people with a bit of a bad temper to directly voice their voices. The words of this gay master are relatively light.

Especially in lower level games.

However, what is going on now is not a ladder match, it's just an ordinary matchmaking match.In Shuangyue's words, he has always been like this!

Having too high expectations for a dish, this is where the contradiction lies.

"It's okay, I'll avenge you later." Lin Xi said comfortingly.

Lin Xi coughed a few times, adjusted her voice, and then pressed the voice button, and said in a female voice similar to that of a woman's dress: "I'm really sorry, my sister is relatively good at playing games, everyone please Please bear with me."

After gaining the ability of "sage's time" and changing his body, it seems that this voice-changing skill has been learned naturally.

It certainly doesn't sound as amazing as the female voice in the "Sage's Time" state, but it's good enough, at least it's easy to make ordinary people feel good.

Girl... girl! ?

As soon as they heard the voice, the spirits of the other three teammates were lifted. There are not many girls playing dota2, especially girls with such a nice voice.

elder sister?

In other words, this is still a team match between two girls!

The few passers-by who were casually playing in the matching game with an entertainment mentality couldn't help but feel nervous. They sat upright in front of the screen, raised their spirits, and planned to perform well in front of the two girls.

"Uh...it's okay." The voice of the gay master suddenly became softer, and he said falteringly, "Let's have fun...this one...you can still win."

At the beginning, he didn't aim to find someone to confront, but he couldn't bear to look down on such a good person, so he couldn't help saying a few words, at most... it was just a little more serious!

In fact, in such a situation, if the other party can really say a word of apology generously, on the contrary, those who start to slander others will feel sorry first.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would actually spray a girl, and her sister's voice was so nice, and her temper was so good.

Sure enough, the point is the sister who speaks out?

The game is still... Fuck!

"There's a gay guy opening my trouser chain." The mouse selected Crystal Maiden, and found that this nominal support was actually richer than his No. [-] brother!The level is also higher!

The data turned out to be 5/0/0!

This is a helper! ?

A few minutes later, he was hit by the toxin attack of the poisonous sorcerer, and the ruler wearing a layer of green ran desperately all the way, clutching his abdomen and dragging a long knife, and limped back to his own highland, the blood groove on the top of his head was almost completely covered. It turned black, and it looked like it was about to hit the street.

The icon representing the poison has started to flash, indicating that the effect of the poison is about to pass.

A light blue ballistic trajectory flew towards him.

!

Crystal Maiden denies Juggernaut.

[Team] Xi (Crystal Maiden): It was so dangerous, I was almost poisoned to death>_

"A gay guy opened my trouser chain" carefully recalled the blood volume just now, and wanted to calculate whether he would be poisoned to death if he was not denied, and saw the cute and cute girl sent a message in the team channel , and then relieved.

[Teammate] A gay guy opened my pants chain (Joiner): ...Thank you.

"Actually, he still had about 10 points of blood left just now. Sister, I avenged you." Lin Xi asked Shuangyue for credit.

Shuangyue gave a thumbs up: "Good job!"

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PS: What I didn't expect was that the physical examination ended early...and I also finished this chapter before the update, but since I even posted the announcement and updated it on time, wouldn't it be embarrassing?So I decided to postpone the update for 10 minutes w

Chapter 58 I'm really not worth it for my sister!

The player who controls the Venomancer feels like a divine help, as if possessed by the Holy Emperor. He has always been a rookie, but he can also blow up the opponent in the middle lane, or directly kill the kind!

"Look at me! I'm so strong!" He yelled at his teammate in the team voice.

A teammate said disdainfully after hearing the words: "Come on, it's not that the mid laner on the opposite side is really good."

"The master in position [-] on the opposite side is not fat." A message came from his teammate in the inferior lane.

The Venomancer confidently came to a conclusion: "It's safe!"

In Dota 2, especially in the low-end passers-by, the economy of the first and second positions of both sides largely determines the overall situation.

Because low-end supports generally don't know how to protect themselves in team battles, it is common for them to get lost in team battles in the middle and late stages of the game and be taken away by the opponent's first and second positions three times.

Moreover, the ability of the hero panel and the choice of equipment will cause most support to provide only a small amount of output in the later stage, and more importantly to provide control and protection for teammates. Most of the output of the entire team comes from the first and second positions.

The current situation is that the enemy's second position has no solution, and the first position's development is limited. Although the opponent's Crystal Maiden has taken several kills, this hero is destined to be weak in the later stage, so there is nothing to worry about.

The five members of the Dire side couldn't think of a reason for their loss!

"Do it!"

"Help help!"

"Ah~ West!"

The voices of the Dire team were full of joy and laughter.

until……

I don't know when the Crystal Room woman equipped with the six gods costume killed the big brother Mirana in the No. [-] position of the Dire side.

The Hand of Team that was equipped on Crystal Maiden very early has been sold, and the six item slots are Power Boots, Blink Dagger, Thor's Hammer, Hurricane Pike, Eye of Skadi and Bloodthorn.

This is a helper? !

There was a long pause in the audio channel, and the Venomancer still asked weakly in disbelief: "Are we... are we going to lose?"

"it seems to be like this."

All the old salted fish swimming in the shallow fish pond were frightened and cried by the big deep-sea shark disguised under the well-behaved surface.

[Teammate] Watermelon Pi (Tidebringer): The ice girl is amazing!

It's not all flattery, no matter whether the operator is a man or a girl, he is two or three big ahead of the first position of both sides and is the first to produce a support with six gods equipment. Even if it is a cancer support, it is worthy of admiration.

Experts come to the fish pond to bring their sisters?

Although it is said that the Crystal Maiden is also a girl, she can also bring a girl.

[Teammate] Shuangyue (Lena): Yes!My sister is super strong!

Subsequently.

Venomancer kills Lina.

"Xiaoxi! This person is targeting me!" Shuangyue pointed dissatisfiedly at Lin Xi, pointing to the snake-like monster named Venomancer who was stepping on his corpse and twisting its body.

Although the process was very tortuous, Tianhui Fang successfully won the game under the leadership of the big devil-like Crystal Maiden.

Even without changing into women's clothing, the gap between these ordinary players and Lin Xi is really too far.After all, after strengthening his body and adding the experience left over from "Sage's Time", Lin Xi in his normal state has at least 7000 points of strength.

And this group of salted fish swimming in the fish pond, they don't know if their average score is 3500 or not.

"It's really hard work~." Shuangyue left her hands from the keyboard, stretched lazily, and her slightly tight clothes drew beautiful lines on her body.

"It's really hard work for you." Lin Xi looked at Shuangyue's record on 1/15/7, feeling very emotional.

Fortunately, in the last Shuangyue used a god-killing slash to snatch a head, otherwise it would be a terrible record of 0/15. Thinking about it carefully, it is also very powerful in a sense.

When Lin Xi was carrying the audience, Shuangyue was able to send out so many heads!

"Hey, do you want to continue?" Shuangyue blinked her eyes and looked at Lin Xi expectantly.

"continue."

Anyway, as long as you are having fun playing games.

……

Watch channel.

[Audience] Detective Giant Dragon: Isn't this "Double Moon" the well-known pigeon girl from a large same-sex (meow) dating site?

A water friend who has been following Xiaoxi for a long time, when he sees this id, he immediately thinks of a certain women's clothing boss who once drove black with Xiaoxi.

[Audience] The Pigeon of the Soul: Pigeon... Princess Pigeon?

[Audience] War Reporter: Does this name have an imperial meaning?

[Audience] Famous Detective Giant Dragon: The thief who sings is nice, but the update is very unstable, and it often lasts for several months!

[Audience] Little Red Riding Hood: So scary! ?

[Audience] Famous detective giant dragon: If it's that "Double Moon", he's also a master of women's clothing!

The enthusiastic water friend finally pointed out the most critical information.

[Audience] Detective Julong: It's just a little bit worse than my wife.

[Audience] Played well: How could there be a dead house... Bah!That's my wife!

On the audience channel, there was a daily scene of grabbing wives, but the rumor that "Shuangyue" might be a women's clothing boss who had an affair with Xiao Xi was also spread.

"It's true! 'Shuangyue' is that pretty girl in women's clothing on a large same-sex (meow) dating site!" Immediately, a professional detective Shuiyou sent information to confirm this rumor .

Now, cute girls playing games with cute girls are no longer topical.

But the two tycoons in women's clothing actually cheated on the water friends behind their backs!And they're all so pretty!This is very topical!

"It's a rare time for Xiaoxi not to play dota2 live. Could it be that he doesn't play at home? Or maybe he feels that there are some things that should not be heard by the water friends when he and this 'Shuangyue' are in black?" A certain water friend compared Xiaoxi's dota2 historical game records found that all the recent games were played on live broadcasts, and felt that things were a little subtle.

"Minors are not allowed to enter Internet cafes, so where can Xiao Xi play games?" Another water friend directly eliminated the latter possibility and directly got to the key points of the former possibility.

"Is this played at the home of 'Shuangyue'? Two cute boys put on women's clothes and played ♂ games together?" Someone boldly guessed.

"Shocked! Two well-known male anchors are wearing women's clothes and opening a room in a hotel, and they are together..." The shock department has already been dispatched, but this outrageous guess just happened to hit the situation at this moment.

"I feel sorry for my sister!"

……

"Whoo~."

Lin Xin breathed a sigh of relief, put down the water-based pen in his hand, and collected a densely written math test paper on the table.

Although it is a long holiday, Lin Xinke, a junior high school student, still has a lot of test papers and homework to complete.

It's not too difficult for her, as long as she completes a small part every day.

Lin Xin tidied up the things on the table, thought for a while, and picked up the mobile phone next to her.