Prehistoric: A steady life, starting from Journey to the West

Otherwise, the name of a faint king, a tyrant, and a murderer of Zhongliang will not be removed.

And such a title, for Li Shimin, who wanted to wash away his reputation of killing brothers and fathers, and be a Ming emperor through the ages, it must absolutely not be worn on his head.

Therefore, in the face of various suggestions from the world's aristocratic families, as well as famous scholars and ministers, he can only follow advice.

It's a pity that what he doesn't know is that the ministers of the aristocratic family have grasped his psychology, so they have been leading him by the nose and playing him like a monkey.

In this regard, our Prime Minister Wei Zhengwei is even more skilled in this field.

What is suffocating a bird in the sleeve, what is killing a dragon in a dream thanks to His Majesty's help, etc., are all classic monkey plays, which are enough to be passed down through the ages and sung by future generations.

Chapter 23 I suspect that you are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger! (ask for collection, ask for flowers)

The sound of the piano is faint, as if the sound of the fairy is lingering in the sky.

It has to be said that it is not without reason that Fairy Shi can become the top card of Tianyin Pavilion and be pursued by countless princes and young heroes in Chang'an City.

Not to mention other things, just talking about this hand piano skill is enough to be called a master of piano.

Even Chen Qi, a fake Jinshi who doesn't know the ability to appreciate piano art, couldn't help but be seduced by the sound of the piano, and unconsciously fell into the faint sound of the piano.

To put it bluntly, the so-called top pianists and music masters in later generations are not worthy of carrying her shoes.

I don't know when, the sound of the zither became inaudible, but everyone in the field was still addicted to the melodious sound of the zither, unable to recover for a long time.

"it is good!"

"Fairy Shi is worthy of being a master of qin Taoism. There are rumors in ancient times that the lingering sound of Han E's song lingered for three days. Guangrui always thought it was exaggerated by the world. Now that he hears Fairy Shi's zither sound, he knows that he is watching the sky from the well."

Just when Chen Qi was addicted to the sound of the piano and hadn't regained his senses, a loud voice of praise came, but it was Chen Guangrui, the number one scholar on the main seat, who was the first to wake up from the sound of the piano and praised loudly.

At the end of Chen Guangrui's speech, he couldn't help sighing, and said with a little envy: "I didn't expect Fairy Shi's piano skills to be so good. I'm afraid it can't be described as piano skills, but piano skills, which are close to Taoism."

"Such piano skills are no longer something I can evaluate."

After Chen Guangrui finished speaking, the other Jinshi also woke up from the sound of the piano, and praised Concubine Shi Yu's piano skills.

Chen Qi was completely stunned when he heard the praise words of Jinshi in the field citing scriptures one by one.

Good guy, is this the way ancient scholars boasted?

What is the song of Han E, what is the talent to sweep the eyebrows, what is the prisoner and the cow, and so on.

What's the matter, Chen Dajinshi said that he didn't understand at all, okay?

If he really wants to express it, he can only use words such as "fucking", "nice to hear", "really nice to hear" and so on.

Well, but I am uneducated, so I walked around the world with a bang.

Chen Qi thought about it, and felt that he should obediently hide in the corner of the banquet. He really had to speak up on this occasion. He was afraid that his fake Jinshi status would be exposed.

Fairy Shi finished playing a song, the screen on the stage was removed, and in the lingering fairy air, she slowly got up, bowed slightly like everyone in the field, opened her red lips lightly, and said softly: "Concubine Yu has seen Mr. and gentlemen."

"Duke Zhuangyuan and all the young masters are in love. Concubine Yu is just a little girl, how can she bear the title of Qin Dao?"

When Concubine Shi Yu walked out of the dense fairy air, everyone in the field was able to see the true face of the number one fairy in Changlefang.

Even though everyone is used to beauties and beauties, they can't help feeling amazed.

To describe it in one sentence, it would be: "If I see this girl today, I will know that the fairy has entered the mortal world."

This woman seemed to be born with the aura of Zhong Tiandi, and she is the perfect human being with Zhong Lingxiu.It also looks like the spiritual rain in the Nakong Mountain, as real as it is illusory, interpreting the word "immortal" to the extreme.

Although she appeared in the mortal world, it seemed that she should never be in this mundane place that was not worthy of her identity.

Before entering Tianyin Pavilion, Chen Qi also met many young ladies who possessed "immortal energy" and "spiritual energy" and were known as fairies in Changle Square.

But in front of Concubine Shi Yu, these young ladies lacked such a fairy charm and fell into the mortal world.

"Thanks to the perseverance of the number one scholar and all the young masters, I was able to let the little girl play the piano for the great talents. The little girl has the courage to ask the number one scholar and the big talents for a set of calligraphy. I hope you will not hesitate."

Concubine Shi Yu walked out from behind the screen and looked at the absent-minded people in the arena. There was no change in her face, which was as beautiful as a fairy. Only when she looked at Chen Guangrui on the main seat, did she burst into a thrilling smile.

Others who watched were envious in their hearts, wishing to replace it with their own bodies.

Chen Guangrui was taken aback for a moment, and seemed to be distracted by Shi Yufei's fairy-like smile, but in the end it was the champion, the future Tang Seng's father, and after a slight pause, he came back to his senses and said with a smile: "What's the matter?" How difficult it is, it is our honor to be able to write for the fairy."

After Chen Guangrui finished speaking, he did not forget to turn his head and tease all the Jinshi in the field: "Everyone, the opportunity to show your talents has come. If that one can write a masterpiece and attract fairies to descend to the mortal world, it may not be a bad thing." A romantic affair that makes people talk about it."

"Hey, if it wasn't for Guangrui already having a marriage contract, maybe I would have to compete with you guys."

It has to be said that Chen Guangrui, the No. [-] Scholar, is excellent both in terms of talent, appearance, and conduct. With just a few words, he eliminated the envy and jealousy of everyone in the field, and brought the field closer with a regretful tone. The distance between people.

"Haha, Brother Chen was joking. With Brother Chen, the No.

"That's right, I've heard that Brother Chen's Poems are Unparalleled, and that he is a Poetry Immortal from heaven. I don't know if I have the honor to see it today."

"Brother Chen, why do you need to be like this, Mrs. Sister-in-law is gentle and considerate, she will definitely understand..."

"Haha, if Brother Chen hadn't written this poem, I'm afraid Fairy Shi would be sad..."

"..."

After hearing Chen Guangrui's words, everyone remembered that the number one scholar had already made a marriage contract with the prime minister Yin Kaishan's daughter. They all felt ashamed of their previous thoughts in their hearts, and their affection for Chen Guangrui gradually increased, and they all praised him.

As the saying goes, all sentiments are hard to come by, since everyone has said so, Chen Guangrui let nature take its course, and smiled at Concubine Shi Yu on the stage: "In this case, please trouble Fairy Shi to prepare a pen, ink, paper and inkstone. Brothers are all rare talents in the world, I just hope that when Fairy Shi Shi chooses poems and articles, she will not be too picky."

After Chen Guangrui finished speaking, he turned his head and said to the Jinshi in the field: "There is no limit to the subject matter, everyone can use it as they like. As for the time, what do you think is limited by half a stick of incense?"

"Can!"

When everyone heard the words, it was natural that there was nothing wrong with it, and they all agreed in favor of the Tao.

Concubine Shi Yu also laughed and said, "Then Concubine Yu is waiting for the calligraphy of the champion and all the great talents."

With just a few words of compliments to each other, the tone of the venue was set, and Chen Qi, who was watching from the corner, was dumbfounded.

Unexpectedly, they all traveled to the world of Tang Dynasty, and they were also represented by others.

Isn't this embarrassing him for Fat Tiger!

As far as his level is concerned, not to mention writing lyrics and fuss, it would be good to be able to write a doggerel.

What, you said that there are [-] poems from Tang and Song Dynasties, if you can’t write them, don’t you know how to copy them?

If you are capable, try memorizing Tang poems and Song lyrics?

You don't need three hundred poems, just memorize the dozens of poems that are familiar to you and have been handed down through the ages.

Anyway, Chen Qi couldn't memorize it, so he never thought of reciting poems to become famous in Tang Dynasty.

It's not that I don't want to, but I really can't remember!

Well, there is no need to doubt, he was a scumbag in his previous life, not to mention Peking University and Tsinghua University in the college entrance examination, he didn't even pass the Peking University Jade Bird.

Oops! .

Chapter 24 Difficult to write poetry, here comes the face-slapping one! (ask for collection, ask for flowers)

write poetry?

This is really fatal.

Chen Qi looked at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table in front of him, and couldn't help but feel a headache.

He does remember a few ancient poems, but the key is that they don't fit the occasion.

And apart from the famous Luoshen Fu, I am afraid that there is no poem that can perfectly describe the "immortal" spirit of the fairy.

It's a pity, not to mention that Chen Qi couldn't recite Luoshen Fu at all, even if he recited it, he couldn't use it.

After all, Cao Zhi was a character in the Three Kingdoms period, and his poems have long been passed down to the world, so even if you want to be a writer, you can’t do it.

"The Yang family has a girl who has just grown up and was raised in a deep boudoir?"

"Looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, Liugong Fendai has no color?"

No, this is about Yang Yuhuan, and it must be inappropriate to describe a fairy.

"Yun Xiang clothes Hua Xiangrong? What's the next sentence?"

Chen Qi racked his brains, but couldn't think of what the last sentence of "Yun Xiang clothes and Hua Xiang Rong" was.

"There is a beautiful woman in the past, living in a secluded valley?"

"That's fine, but can I just write these two sentences?"

Chen Qi remembered a long section of this poem, but he only remembered this line, so he had to pass it.

So, what are the ancient poems describing beauties, especially fairies?

"Will you be a lovebird in the sky, and Lian Lizhi in the earth?"

"A business woman doesn't know the hatred of subjugation, but she still sings the queen/tinghua from across the river?"

Damn, it's too difficult, okay, this is completely making things difficult for him, Fat Tiger.

"There are beauties in the north, who are peerless and independent. A smile can captivate a city, and then a smile can captivate a country. I would rather not know that a city or a country is beautiful. It's hard to find a beautiful woman again?"

After a long time, I finally remembered a complete poem, but this poem may be too licked after writing.

Chen Qi frowned, a little hesitant, and felt that giving such a poem to an upright official would affect his glorious image a bit, and it would be bad to spread the word.

Well, the above is all nonsense. The real reason is that it is a pity to give this ancient poem to an honest official just after thinking about it.

Isn't it good to use it to pick up girls?

Chen Qi frowned while looking around.

I saw other Jinshi, some writing vigorously, and some frowning like him, obviously stumped.

Turning his gaze to Chen Guangrui, who was in the chief seat, he saw that the number one scholar had already put down the Langhao pen, with a confident smile on his face.

Then look at the fairy Shi, who is like Fairy Lingbo, who is standing in the dense fairy air, looking at Zhuangyuan Lang with full expectation, obviously focusing all his attention on Zhuangyuan Lang, and doesn't care about other scholars at all.

Seeing such a scene, Chen Qi couldn't help sighing.

This gives people the feeling of being a green leaf, which is really uncomfortable.

But there is no way, who made Chen Guangrui have more talent than billions, and with nearly a billion people, his background is also amazing.

"So that's it. It seems that the protagonist tonight is still Chen Guangrui. I don't know what role this Fairy Master is playing in the middle."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter so much, just write a poem to deal with it."

Chen Qi sighed, feeling that he had thought too much earlier.

Today's protagonist is Chen Guangrui, the number one scholar. The poems written by other scholars are not necessarily read by other teachers and fairies, so why think so much about them.

Thinking of this, Chen Qi didn't hesitate any longer, just picked up his pen and put together a song at random.

"The waning moon shines brightly on the cold screen, and the sound of the zither is faint. It's already three o'clock. I'm a melancholy guest in the world, and I recall my life in the sound of heartbreak."

The handwriting is not good, and the poems are relatively casual.

Chen Qi didn't expect to make the fairies of Tianyin Pavilion fall in love with just one poem, he just dealt with it.

When Chen Qi put down the brush in his hand, the other Jinshi also finished writing one after another.

In fact, writing poems and lyrics is not difficult for everyone in the field.

After all, in this era, poetry is an essential skill for every reader, just like composition in later generations of Chinese.

Don't care if the writing is good or not, it will definitely be written.

Like in the novel, after the protagonist travels through ancient times, he becomes famous in various poetry fairs, while other examinees and Jinshi write various limericks.

It's just a matter of thinking about it, it can't happen in the real world.

Although many of those who were able to pass the Jinshi examination had lost their connections, this does not mean that they have no talent.

On the contrary, in this era, anyone who can pass the Jinshi examination must be the heir carefully cultivated by the aristocratic family.

This can be seen from the attitude of everyone towards Chen Qi.

Because of "The Theory of Exterminating Buddhism and Getting Rich", Chen Qi hated Tang Wang Li Shimin, offended Buddhism, and lowered the lower limit of new academic scholars, and was criticized by many scholars.

However, none of the Jinshi in the field taunted him with harsh words, and gave him a chance to pretend to be slapped in the face, just isolated and alienated.

It's not good, it's not offending, and it's not mocking for no reason.