I was liked by the evil god and was surrounded by bullet screens

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The fishing boat stalk of Cthulhu is that in the Cthulhu novel "The Call of Cthulhu", the protagonist drives a fishing boat and breaks through the belly of a huge existence that is suspected of being Mr. Ke and escapes to heaven.

This matter suddenly became a beautiful topic in Kequan. When it comes to Cthulhu, that is, President Ke, this matter will be pulled out and whipped.

Of course, at the end of the novel, it didn't say whether it was Mr. Ke who was overthrown, and the only protagonist who survived also went crazy in the end.

It is a consistent and desperate plot that overcomes the powerlessness of mortals.

MMP in Jia Luo's heart, let's not talk about whether there is a Ke Zong in this world, even if there is a Ke Zong, how can he summon Ke Zong for you, even if he can be summoned, it is still a dead end.

As I said before, Cthulhu has a setting that when he comes, he will destroy the world, and as a follower of Cthulhu, he can... die a little later.

That's right, that's it.

It can only be said that people who believe in restraint cults have abnormal brains.

Jia Luo thought that Dr. Genos had already believed it, but he didn't expect that the other party would not believe it until he saw the evil god was actually summoned.

"My lord will come only when the stars return to their place." Jia Luo raised his head and said.

"When will the stars return!" Dr. Genos raised his glasses.

When will the stars return.

Galo originally wanted to talk about 1000 years later.

The reason is also very simple. After 1000 years, he would have died long ago, and the doctor was deceived, so he could not be beaten.

It's like the Mayans predicted the end in 2012.

You see, people all over the world succeeded, but the Mayans were just fine.

Hey, just to play with you, the master is dead, can you still go to Maya, pull out the grave of the Maya, and flog the corpse?

No, the ashes of the Mayans are gone now, and they don't even have a chance to whip their corpses.

However, Jia Luo suddenly saw the indifferent eyes of the doctor that even he could understand.

Jia Luo realized that if he really wanted to say 1000 years later, he would definitely not end well.

Not in 1000, but next year?The year after next?

Just when Gallo was thinking.

"Your great lord can't summon, so summon anything, such as family members and the like. In short, I want to see what you summon within 6 hours." Dr. Genos said indifferently.

Jia Luo panicked a lot, but there was a disdainful laugh on his mouth: "Your pathetic self-esteem!"

"The great family of our lord is not something that can be summoned by ordinary people." Jia Luo didn't finish his sentence. Seeing Dr. Genos looking at the mosquitoes, he quickly changed his words and said: "But for the future of mankind, I am willing to call My lord's family is summoned."

"The time is set at..."

Suddenly, Jia Luo remembered one thing.

Yes, the system!

I also have a system father!

Jia Luo said silently in his heart, and soon saw the restart time of the system.

【11:02:00】

11 hours of time!

Jia Luo glanced at the restart time of the system... Believe in the system!

Then, by observing the bargaining methods learned by the aunt in the vegetable market, Jia Luo successfully and the doctor postponed the summoning time to 12 hours later.

It's already the limit, and if it goes any lower, the doctor will have Jia Luo to transform into a monster.

Alas, Jia Luo sighed that he still didn't have the group of aunts who could bargain. If it were them, he might be able to bargain until next year.

"Of course, the summoning still needs the help of my brothers and sisters!"

Dr. Genos, of course, agreed.

Moreover, a large laboratory was also given to let them perform the ritual of summoning evil gods casually.

Chapter 14 The hairless hero is on his way

Jia Luo briefly explained the matter through the chat group.

Hikigaya Hachiman, Natsuki Subaru, and Sato Kazuma were all stunned.

[Hikigaya Hachiman: You mean let's summon the evil god's family? 】

[Sato Kazuma: Confused.jpg, are you not sick? 】

[Natsuki Subaru: Crash.jpg, right, we are just high school students? 】

[Gara: It's just a pretend summoning, and I have another plan, which is also going on...]

The audience masters looked at the protagonist and successfully persuaded the friends to summon the evil god's family together, and their expressions became weird.

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"Hey guy, cultivating cultists from high school, right?"

"The Cthulhu Club of Sobu High School has recruited students, and now there is only one person left to form the club. At this time, the protagonist with an ordinary face is forced into it, and the daily life of youth begins!"

"What two-dimensional classic plot!"

"As expected of Two-dimensional, you can form an evil god society!"

"KP, the character in my car is a high school student with a Necronomicon in his schoolbag!"

"KP: Where did the troublemakers come from!"

"Why are you making trouble? As a Japanese high school student, it makes sense to have a Necronomicon in my schoolbag!"

"As a Japanese high school student, since I have a Necronomicon in my schoolbag, it makes sense to use the Necronomicon to summon evil gods!"

"LOL!"

"What a collection of troublemakers!"

"What is KP?"

"KP is the host of the running group. Generally speaking, it is impossible for KP to pass this kind of card. If he passes, he will tear the card in seconds!"

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……

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According to the lords in the audience, Jia Luo has become a troublemaker and looks like he will be ripped off at any time.

Gallo remembered one thing:

"By the way, there is one thing, you have to re-read the holy scriptures and bathe in the glory of our Lord."

Jia Luo showed them all the Necronomicon.

The audience was stunned, what is the protagonist doing?

The three of them took it over and took a look.

Jia Luo curiously asked in the group: [Is there any reaction? 】

"..." The three looked at Jia Luo strangely.

Kazuma Sato complained in the group: [Why do you think we, a group of high school students, can understand this kind of writing? 】

Strange, why does that Dr. Genos look so strange?

Jia Luo had a strange expression on his face.

The lords in the audience seem to understand what the protagonist is doing.

The doctor looked at the "Necronomicon" before, and it looked like it was fished out of the toilet, so the protagonist suspected that there was something wrong with the book, so he asked Hikigu Hachiman and the others to take a look.

Fuck, what kind of villainous party protagonist, mercilessly used his companions for experiments? !

Gallo frowned.

Some viewers thought of something.

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"Could this Necronomicon be real?"

"how is this possible?"

"The time travel has happened, what happened to the Necronomicon?"

"Ah this..."

"I also think that the Necronomicon may be true. After all, the Cthulhu Mythos is an important setting. Only when you understand it will you lose the san value. What kind of doctor understands it, but the big teacher can't understand it!"

"Is there such a setting?"

"Thinking about the fear of extreme fear, in a sense, it is like a Chinese-style fear, with bowls and incense placed. People in the Celestial Dynasty will feel terrible when they see it, but foreigners will not."

"No, I read it, and I just want to steal the tribute!"

"Fuck! The cow beer in front!"

"By the way, I remembered. There is a saying that Africans are not afraid of ghosts, because there is no such thing as ghosts in the concept of Africans!"

"Hey, African meets Sadako, that's not tulle!"

"A black foreign student and a young Japanese woman, right?"

"Ah... to put it another way, why is it so strange?"

"The DNA moved!"

"Strange, how did I become dirty!"

"Me too!"

"Driving off guard!"

"The wheels are big and white!"

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……

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How did you do it, you were still discussing Cthulhu one second, and you started discussing young women the next second?

The corner of Jia Luo's mouth twitched, and he decided to ignore the audience.

[Hikigaya Hachiman: Wait, I have a question, how can we ordinary high school students pretend to be fanatical believers of evil gods? 】

[Naiyue Subaru: That's right, we high school students, how could we understand this! 】

[Sato Kazuma: I also want to complain, do we high school students really know how to pretend to summon evil gods? 】

【Gallo: It’s not difficult. Here’s a cult. It’s nothing more than some blood sacrifices and human sacrifices. They cut their hearts and lungs, and then throw some bloody intestines on a plausible altar, such as heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and brains. , placed on the five corners of the five-pointed star respectively, and then just babble a few words. Generally speaking, throughout the ages, cult rituals have only been so tricky! 】

【Gallo: You read something casually next to you, praising our heavenly father and savior, Cthulhu, Cthulhu, when the stars return, and then I draw a magic circle in the middle, in short, it looks like the real thing , delay for a while. 】

【Natsuki Subaru: ...】

【Hikigaya Hachiman: ...】

[Sato Kazuma: Doubt.jpg... You can't really be a cultist, right? 】

[Gara:? ? ? 】

Audience gentlemen are also very puzzled, how do you understand the protagonist so well?

Do you understand this?

Jia Luo felt that his level was just average.

"By the way, and put on this..."

Galo also asked for a set of black cloaks for each person from Dr. Genos, and threw them to Hikigu Hachiman, Natsuki Subaru, Sato Kazuma.