Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school Author: Holy Fire D Trial
Introduction:
Reborn.
It's just that it seems to be different from other people's rebirth.
Chen An put down the chalk in his hand, looked at the people who were shocked because he solved the quadratic equation in one yuan, and exclaimed that the people were so terrifying, then lowered their heads and looked at their pink and tender hands and feet , and a bright red scarf on his chest.
Others start straight to adults after rebirth, why is he starting with a human cub?
Forget it, although he is out of tune with Abba Abba's friends because he is too mature, but being a primary school student also has the benefits of being a primary school student...
Popsicles for [-] cents, rice sticks for [-] cents, figs for [-] cents and spicy sticks for [-] cents;
Make cards in spring, catch small fish, shrimps and crabs with big fingernails in the river in summer, collect fallen leaves and dead branches in the forest in autumn and bake sweet potato buns, and express your wholeheartedness to the slightly pungent barbecue stalls in the temple in winter ;
This rebirth made up for all the childhood dreams, if there is anything lacking... My dream with so many black histories seems to include saving the world?
Chapter 1 The [-]th Line in Those Years
North Primary School, Class [-], Grade [-]...
Chen An raised his head and looked at the old-fashioned fan above his head in a daze. When he was in elementary school in his previous life, he also had such an old-fashioned electric fan on top of his head. Spinning at high speed while falling from the top, and then the nightmare of ketchup all over the floor.
But now, he realized that the real nightmare was not so superficial.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
There was still a sparkle on the nose, and the little chubby said excitedly: "Nirvana should be used like this."
"No, it's not like that!"
The skinny child unhappily put on a poss with a very strong sense of sight, simulating the onomatopoeia of the special-shot hero in battle: "咻咻咻嘿嘿, only with the vocal cords can you use the nirvana, super invincible Love you!"
"..."
He lowered his head and looked at the floor where a small hole was about to be dug out by his toes due to embarrassment. He couldn't help but sighed. God is sorry that although he is now 1.2 meters tall, his real age is more than that.
That's right, he who is now in the same classroom with these brats is actually a reincarnator, but he didn't reincarnate into another world, but a parallel world that is extremely similar to the previous earth.
There is no princess in distress waiting for him to rescue, no foreign invaders for him to resist, and no vicious villains for him to surrender.
In this peaceful world, the only thing he needs to do at the age of seven is to go to school and study obediently like all human cubs, and he starts to study from elementary school, which is simply...
"A hell called boredom."
Chen An put his hands on his cheeks and drooped his head, staring at the noisy little boys and girls in front of him with dull eyes. He, an uncle, was reduced to sitting on this small desk, listening to the teacher's very serious words. Teach the usage of addition and subtraction, and it takes 45 minutes in one sitting!
"Isn't this a good thing? In your previous life, you have always felt that time is like an F1 car, whizzing by."
An immature girl's voice sounded next to his ears, and he squinted at the fairy-like creature sitting on his shoulder... It was the system Dragon Proud Sky that he had brought with him after reincarnation, translated into waste material system in Chinese.
"Hey! What does waste wood mean!"
The thumb-sized goblin looked at Chen An angrily: "I gave you a hulking figure, a handsome face, a magical talent that can be strengthened by eating a sweet potato, a physique destined to become the king of fighters, and the ability to jump off cliffs in live broadcasts." The strong luck of picking up the treasures of heaven, material and earth, and even your fate has been changed to the appearance of a female disaster, what are you dissatisfied with?"
"Then you should bring it."
Chen An squinted at the goblin system: "Unlock the above abilities after the age of 30? What do you mean?"
"It means don't bully young people to be poor."
The system took it for granted: "Imagine, when you were bullied and trampled down by all kinds of rich kids since you were a child, even though your beloved goddess liked you, but due to the pressure of the family, she had to leave you and put herself in the arms of other people. It’s such a beautiful thing for a waste material to grow up in such an environment until he is 30 years old, and then to realize his potential explosion in one breath, and to face all the grievances he suffered in the past.”
Chen An rolled his eyes, then dropped his head on his small desk. ";
The more exciting the life after the age of 30, the more difficult the time will be for him. Before reincarnation, he was so busy that he wished to cut the time in half, but now he just feels extremely boring.
There was indeed a sense of novelty in returning to childhood at the beginning, but this novelty disappeared in the first grade. He didn't know how he survived the third year. This kind of meaningless chattering by the children Surrounded by noise...
Suddenly, all the noise disappeared, and the whole classroom could be heard quietly.
"here we go again."
The little goblin murmured around: "It's this kind of mysterious silence again, obviously nothing happened, why did everyone stop talking all of a sudden?"
"Well, no matter how you say it, the children pause for a while every once in a while. Just now, almost a dozen children paused for a few seconds at the same time very coincidentally, causing the originally very noisy environment to become It was not so noisy, and this slight change was captured by the 'subconscious' of every child in the class, which triggered the animal instinct of human cubs."
Chen An propped his cheek with one hand, half-closed his eyes, and looked at the children who started to move again after being quiet for a while.
"This is the same principle as the chirping birds suddenly fell silent in the forest. That's right, these human cubs attributed the sudden decrease in volume to the signs before the appearance of predators, so they subconsciously closed it. mouth, to avoid becoming a target for predators."
"But where did the predator come from?"
The little goblin flew around in confusion and looked around: "I only see the gardeners who are coming here, the gardeners who cultivate the future flowers of your country."
"You expect these six or seven-year-olds to understand the two concepts of 'future' and 'gardener'? Don't make trouble. In their opinion, every one of those gardeners counts as one. The big villain who steals their entertainment time."
"What does that look like to you?"
The goblin looked at Chen An thoughtfully: "How do you sometimes understand these two concepts?"
"In order to make my performance look better, I forcibly snatched away the guy from my physical education class."
Chen An looked lazily at the homeroom teacher who Kai Kai and the others walked in. She was also their Chinese teacher in Class Three, a woman in her early thirties.
"I heard your noise a few shifts away."
Teacher Chen looked at the quiet students with a stern face, and then led a long-haired girl in.
"Everyone be quiet, and I'll introduce you to this new classmate who just transferred."
Oops……
Looking at the strange girl, Chen An's pupils shrank violently, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.
"I remember the ability to 'know who's on the other side at a glance' can only be unlocked at the age of 30. What are you doing wrong?"
The system asked suspiciously.
"Are you stupid? This new classmate is 1.2 meters tall! Just a little lower than me, and the second tallest in the class!"
Chen An took a deep breath: "This means that she will be placed in the last row of the classroom by the teacher! And there are still vacancies in the last row..."
"Student Lu, you can join Chen An at the same table."
"Um……"
It seemed that because there were too many strangers, the nervous girl nodded a little reluctantly, and then walked towards Chen An, who was in the last row by the window, with her small schoolbag on her back.
"It's over."
Chen An couldn't help but slapped himself on the face, and sighed.
"It's over? What's over?"
The system asked in confusion: "Isn't it just sitting at a table with a little girl? Look at your picture... huh?"
Only then did the system realize later that several boys in class one of the third grade were looking at Chen An in unison, with sympathy in their eyes?
Isn't it enviable to be at the same table with a girl who is as cute as a doll?What does sympathy mean?
Chapter 2 Titles of Those Years
Chen An looked at the girl who walked in front of him under the guidance of the teacher. She had long black hair that was unusually eye-catching among elementary school students, and looked as cute as a doll.
"Hi, my name is Luli."
It seemed that the girl spoke cautiously because it was a brand new environment.
"Coincidentally, I also have two words, Chen Xing's name is An, and this is for you."
Chen An moved his body, silently moved his personal belongings to the left, and handed a ruler to his new tablemate at the same time.
"Um... what does this mean?"
The girl looked at Chen An in confusion, and then at the ruler.
"Draw a [-]th line."
Chen An looked at the girl in front of him in surprise: "Don't you girls draw pictures?"
"Are you boys so boring?"
Luli looked at Chen An speechlessly: "Is there any point in drawing a line on the desk?"
"The territorial consciousness of human cubs is just causing trouble."
Chen An looked at the "mature" girl in front of him with great interest: "No one wants their territory to be violated, so a line will be drawn between boys and boys, and the tablemates should be careful not to put Personal items are out of bounds, so I'm surprised you girls don't do that with each other?"
"do not know……"
Lu shook her head in a daze: "This is the first time I have attended a school that requires two people to sit at a table."
As she spoke, Lu silently put down her schoolbag, and took out the textbook and pencil case in a proper manner. The moment she saw the pencil case, Chen An couldn't help showing a trace of nostalgia. Although he didn't know Lu's pencil case, but The gaudy appearance, and the design of stationery that pops up at the touch of a button, even though it is useless, made him envious when he was a child decades ago.
"By the way, why are you secretly looking here?"
Luli looked around in confusion at the sights that kept aiming at her, but she didn't understand the meaning of these sights.
"In our school, the school ethos is conservatism at best, and feudal remnants at worst. The teachers here are also basically influenced by this school ethos. They will subconsciously let men and women sit separately in the seats, and the children habitually imitate My lord, so I subconsciously felt that boys should get together with boys."
Chen An rubbed his forehead and said, "So in their view, I am really unlucky to sit at the same table as a girl."
"I don't know."
Luli blinked blankly, and looked suspiciously at the boy who was spouting a lot of unfamiliar words.
"It's a good thing not to understand."
The boy in front of her sighed old-fashionedly, and the very young adult shrugged her shoulders. Lu still wanted to ask something, but seeing that the teacher had already picked up the chalk, she could only hold back the question.
"Students, turn to the second page, we are studying today..."
Seeing that the boring 45 minutes was about to start again, Chen An casually opened the Chinese book, and stared at the book again in a daze from being bored.
"..."
The corner of Lu's mouth twitched and looked at the textbook at the same table. There were a few pages in it that were obviously not what the textbook should have. She could barely recognize the words "36 Strategies", "Murder with a Borrowed Knife", and "Crossing the Sea with a Borrowing Knife". So she didn't say anything at the end.
In this way, the difficult 45 minutes passed by, until the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Chen An got up to find his little friend. He couldn't wait to confirm some things.
"Brother, you are too miserable."
His only two friends in this class, the fat man and the thin man were obviously waiting for him long ago, but the snickering appearance of the two bastards did not hide from Chen An's eyes, and the fat man even gloated He patted him on the shoulder and said, "You're actually sitting at the same table with girls."
"Would it be possible for me to lose a piece of meat just because I was at the same table as a girl?"
Chen An rubbed his forehead and said, "How old are you all? Why do you still have such childish thoughts?"
"But buddy, girls are too mother-in-law!"
The thin man looked at Chen An with pity and said, "They don't know how to play basketball, they are afraid of sweating, they don't know how to play football, they are afraid of getting dirty, they don't know how to throw sandbags, they are afraid of pain, and they are at the same table with such mother-in-law, don't you?" Offended the teacher?"
"My dad also said that boys should not get too close to girls."
Fat Dun shook his head and said: "It is said that it will damage your masculinity, that is to say, if you stay with girls for a long time, you will become a mother-in-law."
"I hope your dad won't regret today's teaching because you can't find a girlfriend."
Chen An rubbed his temples tiredly and said: "And Fatty promised me, can you not say what you said? I will treat you to spicy noodles after school."
"what?"
After being stunned for a moment, Fatty suddenly showed annoyed expression: "But I have already spread the word."
Chen An's heart trembled slightly, secretly thinking something was wrong.
"Didn't you just finish class? How did you spread the word!"
"Note, everyone is passing it in class..."
Gan!
The worst situation happened, Chen An subconsciously looked around, and as expected, the boys around him looked at him a little strangely.
At any rate, he is already seven years old, and he has a more or less understanding of the logic of these children. He knows how much such nonsense words will affect these children.
"Forget it...it's too late to stop it now, you two let me be quiet."
After waving his hands to tell the two little bastards to go away, Chen An returned to his original seat and buried his face in the textbook with a speechless expression.
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