There are too many of these children!
Chapter 25 We played the rest of those years
three;
two;
the last one……
The ten yuan was quickly used up, and only the middle hole was left intact in the dilapidated Dongdongle, and regretful sighs were heard from all around.
"Dude, take this!"
Never thought that his brother's luck would be so bad. The fat man was also anxious, and took out a crumpled dollar from his pocket with a look of reluctance.
"I was going to save it for soda, take it, remember to lend me Icarus for a day or two!"
"Wait!"
The woman became anxious immediately: "If you want to play Dongle, borrowing money doesn't count! Only getting your own money counts!"
"When did this rule exist?"
Chen An tilted his head and asked in bewilderment.
"Don't worry about it so much, anyway, just come back tomorrow."
Embarrassed, the woman wanted to take Dongdongle back, but Chen An still held her down.
"Boss, don't worry, I don't have much pocket money, but I still have one yuan. You can take it."
Chen An took out the last dollar from his pocket, smiled lightly, and said, "But anyway, the last hole must be the first prize, and the first prize must be Icarus, so I won't poke the last hole, let me just put Icarus on it." Take Carlos home."
The woman felt uncomfortable for a while, but she still managed to squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying, took off the beautifully packaged tooth bark Icarus, and handed it to Chen An.
The fat man and the people around him looked at the beautiful and complicated super robot with longing eyes, and they didn't want to leave until the woman started chasing him away angrily.
"Hiss... where did you learn this skill, you little one?"
Tan Jing looked at Chen An with a strange expression from the beginning to the end.
In order to draw the first prize in Dongdongle, which did not have the first prize, the seven-year-old child made a preparation, and that was to ask Luli to call someone over to watch the fun.
There were not many people who Luli called, but it was enough to make people come to join in the fun, so more and more elementary school students gathered to block up the small stall.
As an adult with an absolute advantage, the woman can act as she pleases, and use all kinds of excuses to confuse the promised first prize, but because too many people gathered, it gave the woman a huge blow invisibly. pressure.
"Once you cheat on small customers in front of so many elementary school students, your reputation will be completely stigmatized in the school, and the loss will be more than just a simple toy."
Because of such fear, she had no choice but to continue to make excuses, and could only follow Chen An's wishes and give him the toy before poking the last hole.
This is a very simple game, and the person who set it up is greedily urging him to step into the rough trap laid out by the hunter. The person who set up this game deserves praise for his deep understanding and grasp of human nature.
but……
The female policeman put her calloused hand on the boy's head because of the long-term handjob, and then moved it back to her thigh.
Well, there is nothing wrong with my eyes. This child is indeed only 1.2 meters tall, which is indeed the height of a seven-year-old, but what is going on with this fox-like cunning and speculation about people's hearts?
"Aren't you really a famous detective who was fed a mysterious potion by a mysterious organization and then turned back into a child?"
Seeing the policewoman with the word horror written on her face, Chen An rolled her eyes and said, "You can go to my mother and see if she is willing to show you my birth certificate."
After finishing speaking, he turned away from looking at the adult who was taken aback by such a trivial matter, and handed Yabari Icarus to Luli.
Luli hugged Icarus, who was a bit reluctant to hold with one hand, and could only be held firmly with both hands. Chen An was a little surprised by the joy on his cute little face. It seemed that her deskmate really liked super radishes. Girls should prefer Barbie dolls.
After playing with it for a while, Luli's expression changed from happy to regretful, and then she pushed Icarus towards Chen An with both hands.
"I can't have this turnip."
"Ok?"
"my home……"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"It's a bit inconvenient."
After being silent for a long time, Luli said in a difficult tone, and Chen An suddenly understood that those parents who would force their daughter to blow up the cram school obviously couldn't tolerate barking Icarus.
"But this is obviously what you want. I'm not very interested in radishes."
Chen An tilted his head slightly and said, "Why don't you just leave it at my house and come over to play when you are free?"
After staying for a while, the girl nodded vigorously.
"Hmm! Mmm! Mmm!"
The strong words made Chen An feel a lot better, but... what to do with the remaining trophies?
He looked at the small bag in his hand with some trouble. In addition to the first prize, he also got many rubber animals, three CDs, and eight dollars in cash. The cash can be kept, and the rubber animals can be taken home as decorations or As a gift, the focus is on these three CDs.
[Salted Egg Superman Guga]?
Wow... when did the Kingdom of the Giants of Light accept the warrior who could bring on the ultimate darkness?
【Tai Chi Power Overlord】?
Hiss... When did you practice Tai Chi, Leo? Isn't that the fist method used by Gauss for paddling water?
[Ultraman Beast Fist Kid]?
Uh... the companies of the Hundred Beasts, did you run to the next shed?
Looking at the three CDs that made people complain so much, Chen An shrugged helplessly, and he couldn't expect these profiteers to give the prize something serious.
"These gang of profiteers."
Tan Jing frowned unhappily: "I only use the limited knowledge of children to engage in such tricks that can only deceive children. I have to take time to 'have a good talk' with profiteers."
"Auntie policeman, you have wronged these people."
Looking at Chen An with a serious face, Tan Jing pointed to the prize in his hand in puzzlement and said, "The physical evidence is here, why did I wrong them."
"It's a trick that can only deceive children-you have obviously wronged them with this sentence."
"Ah, yes yes yes."
Tan Jing patted the head of the child in front of her amusedly: "You clever kid, you haven't been fooled."
"You misunderstood me again."
Chen An said seriously: "Actually, these profiteers will soon find out that they can't get much money by cheating children, so they will target you rich adults."
"Ha, stop joking."
Tan Jing shook her head and said with a sneer, "Which adult would be fooled by such a trick."
"It's true that Dongle can't deceive you, but you only need to change it to a beautiful package, and then change the prize from Yapi Icarus to something more valuable, and then change the name instead of Dongle, but ' Blind box' or something."
Chen An rubbed his chin, and said affirmatively: "I think we can harvest a large number of adults if we come to this kind of stuff left over from our primary school students' play."
Chapter 26 The Loneliest Primary School Student in the World
The restless turmoil that appeared in the morning, and then the ominous premonition that was gradually forgotten, once again filled Chen An's chest.
But this time, Chen An finally understood where the inexplicable uneasiness that troubled him in the morning came from——
The fat man and the thin man in the front row sat silently on the table, the sound of playing and playing in the past was replaced by the sound of brushing between paper and pen, it was true that the two of them were hurrying to catch up with the homework that should have been completed yesterday.
"How...how...how could I lose my composure?"
Chen An looked at his schoolbag in disbelief. The Chinese homework, math homework, and English homework, the places where the three homework should be filled with words were blank at the moment.
"Whoa! You didn't do your homework?!"
The little goblin was also a little surprised, after following Chen An for so many years, it was also the first time it saw Long Aotian forget to do his homework.
"But it's only natural to forget. Don't forget that you went to play cards with Luli yesterday with a Desert Eagle."
"But after playing cards I went home!"
Chen An held his head, gritted his teeth and said, "It's true that playing cards is very fun and worth remembering, but I wasted the time that should have been used for homework with a smirk? Am I so playful?!"
"No, what I mean is, didn't you suffer a lot of injuries when you played cards with Luli?"
"Um...you mean the cold gun that deals [-] HP damage?"
Looking at Chen An who still doesn't understand the situation, the little goblin shook her head helplessly and said, "Have you forgotten that Luli's ability is the opposite of the 'Stone of the Fool'? In the "extremely close" duel between gods and gods, during this process, your IQ was cut off by her ability? Fortunately, your IQ is already good. After being cut off, you just forgot to do your homework. Do something else stupid."
"hiss……"
Chen An took a breath, and glanced at Luli who was walking outside the window in horror: "Then can I get back my lost IQ?"
"Of course, her ability is very unstable, so it can only temporarily reduce your IQ. If you can calculate that profiteer, it proves that your IQ is recovering."
The little goblin said affirmatively: "Compared to Police Officer Li, who was also hit by a mental attack and has not fully recovered, your current state is so good...it's too weird."
"I don't think I'm in a good state right now!"
The corner of Chen An's mouth twitched and took out a blank homework book, and quickly checked the homework.
'Copy [Junior Runtu] three times, copy [My Uncle Mr. Lu Xun] twice, and copy [Wanglu Mountain Waterfall] [Early Hair Baidi City] [Quiet Night Thoughts] five times... Hey, Li Bai!Lu Xun!Sure enough, it's you two again! '
Not caring about making complaints, he quickly set up his posture, ignoring the strange eyes of others, and joined the army of scribbling pens.
Luli outside the door also noticed something was wrong, and hurried back to the classroom, looking at Chen An who was immersed in copying poems.
"Did you forget to write it down yesterday?"
Chen An glanced at Luli resentfully, then nodded helplessly: "Yes, and unfortunately our school's rule is that all homework must be handed in in the first class, which means I have to do it in this short period of time. Within a short period of time, finish the homework of Chinese, Mathematics and English.”
"Is it still too late?"
Luli raised her head worriedly, and glanced at the clock on the wall.
"Let me try to struggle a little bit. The most difficult one is Lu Xun first. I will deal with him three times faster!"
Chen An gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, stretched out his hand to Luli and said, "Lend me a ballpoint pen! It's best to have a red paint!"
"Eh? Don't you have a pen?"
While Luli took out a ballpoint pen from her luxurious pencil case, she looked at Chen An's pencil case in confusion.
"I only have two, one for daily use and one for spare, and now..."
Under Luli's surprised eyes, her deskmate held three pens with one hand, and then quickly copied the young Runtu in the homework book. Under the combined action of the three pens, someone else wrote a In a hundred words, he wrote more than 300 words, which is really three times faster.
Luli's eyes lit up, and she sat on the side and picked up three ballpoint pens, trying to copy the text at three times the speed like Chen An.
If I can learn this trick myself, wouldn't I be afraid of copying the text XX times in the future?
However, Luli soon realized that this skill was not easy to learn. Her speed did not triple just because she held three ballpoint pens, but her effort was far beyond writing three characters.
After trying for a while, she gave up this laborious but time-consuming writing method, and concentrated on admiring Chen An's fast rushing homework.
But as he was writing, Chen An stopped writing and sighed.
"Why didn't you write it?"
Luli asked in confusion.
Just as Chen An was about to speak, the preparatory bell rang quickly. He could only shrug his shoulders to Luli and said, "It's too late, so I should just confess to the teacher that I forgot something yesterday, and see if she will read my previous OK, let me go."
"Yesterday, in order to save the cram school in the whole city, I went to play cards with the elementary school students in the newspaper office. In the end, I was attacked by the other party's intelligence, so I forgot my homework... What do you think of this excuse?"
The little goblin spoke with a little gloat, but just as she finished speaking, she was hit by Chen An's flick of her finger on the forehead, and she flew backwards while clutching her forehead.
Luli lowered her head in embarrassment, rubbed her little hands uneasily and said, "Will there be any punishment for forgetting to do my homework? Like hitting the palm of your hand?"
"It's just that I forgot to do my homework. It's not to the point where I need to slap my palm... It's just that when others are in class, those who forget to do their homework have to stand outside the classroom as punishment."
Seeing Luli's uneasy appearance because of guilt, Chen An comforted: "Don't worry, I won't punish you to stand for a class. Usually, you will call people back to class after only standing for more than ten minutes, and there are not only I am punished to stand alone, you can say it, fat man? Thin man."
The two friends sitting in the front row of him stopped writing at the same time, and the thin man said with a relaxed and happy face: "It's a pity, buddy, I'm afraid you will have to stand outside alone."
"what!"
Chen An's eyes widened in disbelief and he looked around, only to find that no one was rushing to do homework anymore.
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