Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

Li Weisi looked at the two energetic children, and then thought about Lei Xiaohu who was looking to overthrow the tyranny of his parents. Compared with the two, he was so moved that he wanted to shout out, "These are normal children." what! '

Ok!Adventists like Lei Xiaohu must be a minority among the children, and those who are the same as the two children in front of me are the majority, but...

A question appeared in Li Weisi's mind. According to Lei Xiaohu, the Adventist, these two returnee elementary school students in front of him should be more eager to return to the world 500 meters away than him?

After reading this, he looked at Chen An with some hesitation and asked, "You are also trapped by this deserted island, aren't you? Why don't you just leave here on a bamboo raft?"

"Of course it's because I can't leave for the time being."

Chen An spread his hands helplessly and said: "We have more than 200 children here. Where did we get so many bamboo rafts to let us go? If we want to leave, we will go to the opposite side by ourselves on a bamboo raft and call for help, but this is a trivial matter. Anyone can come, so can Uncle trouble you to tell them after you dock, and let the kind-hearted people take a boat to take us elementary school students out?"

Hearing this, Li Weisi nodded again and again, patted his chest and promised: "It's a trivial matter, there is no problem at all! I would be happy to help you and the people on the shore! And if I can land smoothly, I will definitely turn around I helped you take it out!"

"Then it's not too late, hurry up and call out to make bamboo rafts, Pava!"

Speaking of which, Chen An couldn't wait to roll up his sleeves, and Pava nodded heavily, and said excitedly: "After the uncle landed on the bamboo raft, our days of desperately pretending to be gods and ghosts will finally come to an end."

"What are you pretending to be?"

As soon as he heard the keyword he cared about, Li Weisi stretched out his right hand in astonishment and pointed at the crab stone statue behind him: "Aren't you referring to the so-called... big crab god?"

"I've finished the appraisal. This is a broken stone."

Chen An spread his hands and said in an extra helpless tone.

"It was I who coaxed those primary school students into saying that this inanimate and emotionless idol was actually a god, and I also made up catchy knowledge points such as the nine-nine multiplication table and the quadratic equation as prayers for the crab god, and we Then he took advantage of the elementary school students to throw supplies into their tents while they were praying, and finally lied to them that those supplies were gifts from the gods, so so many people believed that there really was an omnipotent crab god here. "

"That is to say, there is no crab god on this island at all? The so-called religion is just a lie made up by a primary school student?"

Li Weisi stared blankly at the two primary school students who were telling big lies: "Why do you two children do such bad things? Did the teachers teach you that lying and spreading superstitions are bad?"

"Of course we know that it's bad to lie to people! And it's even worse to lie to people in the name of an awesome god."

Pava sighed helplessly: "But if you don't lie, with so many elementary school students staying in such a closed environment, we are afraid that there will be major problems such as panic that will seriously affect the children's mental health, so we will work together to fabricate A god like the Crab God uses the power of religion to maintain order on the island and protect everyone's mental health. Of course, we also know the harm of religion, so we have already prepared a countermeasure."

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"This uncle? What's the matter with you, are you okay?"

Chen An looked puzzled at the uncle who had suddenly fallen into a long silence in front of him, and he could clearly feel that after listening to Pava's words, the strange uncle in front of him had a great change in his aura, and even his whole body became tense. It was as if enlightened by a Bodhisattva, filled with a sudden sense of enlightenment, and even the spine straightened a lot.

"It's nothing, it's just that looking at you children who are far beyond my expectations, I sincerely feel that I was ridiculous before."

Li Weisi looked at the two elementary school students who had just reached his waist, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "How old are you two? You are so sensible. Many adults I know can't compare with you! Obviously I I am also in a very dangerous situation, but I am still cautiously caring about the mood of my classmates, and can come up with effective solutions while caring. Looking at the cute and sensible appearance of you two children, that has always haunted me. The knot in my heart is finally untied.”

"Knot?"

Chen An looked at Pava with some puzzlement: "What did you do?"

Pava shook his head again and again.

"Actually... Uncle, I'm already married."

Li Weisi scratched the back of his head, and said with an embarrassed smile: "I have been worrying about whether I should change my job to become a father, whether I can deal with 'naughty', 'naughty' and 'ignorant children' and even doubt myself Is there any patient who treats such a disobedient child patiently, but looking at your appearance, all my knots have disappeared. "

Maybe my own child, like the two children in front of me, will become a person who is willing to help his classmates, a person who can keep calm after a disaster, and a good child who can act calmly and solve problems!

Thinking of this, Li Weisi felt a little excited,

"Although I don't know what happened, it's good to be able to help you, Uncle."

Pava smiled happily because of Li Weisi's happiness, and then he slapped Chen An heavily on the shoulder.

Chen An looked at Fanxin with some worry, and began to want to make himself a four-legged gold-swallowing beast uncle, and said in a strange tone: "Uncle, have you downloaded the anti-fraud app on your phone?"

"Eh? My phone got wet and can't be used anymore."

"Then...well, forget it..."

Chen An scratched his head, and muttered in a low voice: "Maybe you can really hit with one shot and pull out a good ssr like Pava?"

Although the amount of luck required for this is really exaggerated, just like in his previous life, his father drew out his r-card alone, and he used all his resources to cultivate his r-card in a dumbfounding manner.

Chapter 188 The Blackened Primary School Student

Under Chen An's pitiful gaze, Li Weisi, who didn't know that he had been deceived by two 'smart' and 'sensible' children because he didn't have a national anti-fraud app, changed his expression.

That change reminded Chen An of his inexplicable self-confidence when he was addicted to mobile games in his previous life. He still feels like he has the whole world in his hands.

I can only pray that this uncle doesn't have too many expectations. You must know that there is no guarantee for having a child, let alone a few shots first.

Li Weisi didn't notice the worry in Chen An's eyes, but couldn't help but began to think about the appearance of his children in the future.

That should be a child who is as caring and intelligent as little friend Chen, as caring and sensible as Pava, and can draw a spear quickly. Even if you take 50.00 steps back, you can't have an identical child. It's also very good. After all, they are all children. How can the difference be so big?

Seeing the uncle with the corners of his mouth raised high and giggling unconsciously, Chen An couldn't help but slap him on the forehead. It was over, he and Pava had unknowingly made a promise, and he could only hope that when the time came If the uncle is not lucky enough to reach the peak, the single draw fails, and if he fails to get the ssr, don't forget to cultivate the r card well.

"Ah, by the way, I suddenly have a question. If I don't ask clearly, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight..."

Li Weisi, who suddenly felt a sense of disobedience, lowered his head, and looked at Chen An and Pava who were puzzled, why are they still here?

"Uncle, I really need to take a bamboo raft to leave this deserted island and rush to work tomorrow. I will definitely yell for you on the shore to inform people outside to come to this island for rescue, but the point of 'asking for help from the outside world' And you can do small things by yourself, why don’t you do it? Is it because you are afraid that the bamboo raft will capsize?”

Seeing Li Weisi who was concerned about the quality of the bamboo raft, Pava said with relief: "Uncle, in fact, we are planning to do this, but it takes a lot of time to make the bamboo raft that floats past, and you will come when you are almost ready." .”

"That's right."

Chen An looked at Li Weisi thoughtfully and said: "Not long after we came to this deserted island, Lala has been preparing a bamboo raft out of the lake plan. Of course, I considered that children might not be able to row across the lake. Or there may be a risk of the bamboo raft turning over due to wind blowing or other reasons, so we plan to write a distress message on the school uniform, and then choose a good wind direction to let the unmanned bamboo raft float to the other side, but uncle, you obviously need it more I will use this bamboo raft for you first."

"Give me the bamboo raft that you have worked so hard to make? How can this be done! Absolutely not!"

After listening to Chen An's narration, Li Weisi subconsciously shook his head and refused, "That's the bamboo raft for your primary school students, I can't take it so casually."

"Eh? But uncle, didn't you look like you really wanted it before?"

Pava was extra puzzled and said, "Why did you suddenly change your mind?"

"That's because I didn't know at all before that the bamboo raft I was going to use was prepared by you for several years, with the weak body of a primary school student!"

Li Weisi, who felt sorry for the efforts of these children, shook his head repeatedly: "Now that I know it now, I absolutely can't take the bamboo raft and use it so frivolously! This violates my creed of doing things for others."

"We spent several years preparing the bamboo raft? Uncle, are you awake? Do you know what you're talking about?"

Chen An scratched his cheeks in bewilderment and said: "Excluding all kinds of messy preparation time, in fact, we only spent about three or four hours to get the simple raw materials for the bamboo raft, and now we only need to assemble the raft. The sails are set."

"It only took three... three or four hours?"

Li Weisi couldn't figure it out, and said full of doubts: "But didn't you say that you have been preparing the bamboo raft since you came here, and you have been preparing for it and it is still at 90.00% completeness?"

"Yeah, it's just a step away from assembly."

Pava nodded affirmatively.

Li Weisi said confusedly: "But that should be Lei Xiaohu who came to this island with you elementary school students. He said that he led his Adventists and you returnees from a long time ago Have you been fighting until now?"

"Um, that guy Lei Xiaohu really sent you here..."

Chen An tilted his head slightly, looked at Pava beside him and asked in a puzzled tone: "Do you remember, how long has it been since I used the heavy pit deck to kill Lei Xiaohu's six warriors?" gone?"

"Emm, about seven hours have passed."

Pava said in a somewhat uncertain tone: "Without a clock, I can't accurately calculate how long it has passed, but it should be about six or seven hours. Speaking of which, last night, the night when everyone lay in the tent and counted the stars was so beautiful. , when I think of leaving here so soon, I still feel a little bit reluctant."

"Last night? How many hours? Could it be that all of you elementary school students officially came to the island yesterday?"

Li Weisi looked at the two people in front of him with a face full of tears and said, "In other words, that is to say, your religion, which was established only yesterday, has split today into people of the same belief but with different ideas, starting to fight religious wars? Elementary school students In this world, does time flow so fast?"

"At least there is no such thing as the Eastern Expedition. As for that Lei Xiaohu who misled you... Forgive him, he is just an amateur elementary school student."

Chen An shook his head helplessly and said, "Lei Xiaohu did me a big favor before, although these guys came here uninvited, I really owe him the favor; if it weren't for his joystick destroyer If the alliance risked being blocked by parents, it would be impossible for me to finish eating the pile of buns within the time limit."

Speaking of this, Chen An changed the subject, and said in a rather regrettable tone: "But it was because of helping me that he was reported by Life No. [-] about gathering people to play games in the arcade, and then he was picked up by his parents." According to the neighbors in the neighborhood, the voice of "Don't dare, dare not again" was very loud that day."

Hearing this, Pava also nodded with sympathy: "Although I don't know what Lei Xiaohu has gone through, I know from his eagerness for the arrival of the crab god that he must have gone through There are many very bad things, so there is such a big resentment in my heart."

"Eh...Although I don't know what you two are talking about, but my intuition tells me that it's better not to get involved in this chaos."

Li Weisi scratched his head and said: "Anyway, I'm going to call my wife here, not only do I need to tell her the good news that I can leave this desert island as soon as possible, I even can't wait to tell her loudly , the name of the newborn child has already been decided, this is a great surprise!"

"Maybe you should tell her about another surprise, how about this?"

Just when Lee Weiss was happily preparing to leave...

"My husband, under the slander of the returnists, chose to abandon those correct paths and embarked on a path of no return."

An angry voice sounded from behind Li Weisi, and Li Weisi turned around subconsciously, and saw Lei Xiaohu aiming at him with a revolver.

Stepping on the tone, Lei Xiaohu walked out from the depths of the woods, and walked towards Li Weisi under Chen An's vigilance. I had been prepared for a long time, and I secretly followed you after you left, wanting to see if you have complied with the minimum credit!

The result, what a thick-browed and big-eyed you!You are not much different from the arrogant adults I knew before, and this dishonesty is exactly the same. You have clearly agreed with me to bring back the idol, why did you change your mind to help these guys! "

Facing Lei Xiaohu's unceremonious questioning, Li Weisi was at a loss for words for a while, and he didn't know what to say. Fortunately, Pava stepped forward and said: "This uncle is just doing the right thing. If Lei If you feel unhappy because of this, it can only mean—Lei Xiaohu, you have been doing a wrong thing?"

"Huh? What did I do wrong?!"

Lei Xiaohu almost subconsciously covered his pp, then gritted his teeth and said: "I am obviously one of the heroes who saved the world, but what did I get in the end when I was supposed to be honored? It was my mother, how could you go there The scolding of such a dirty place, the slippers my father threw down on my ass, and then I woke up!"

Humanity is not grateful to schoolchildren!

Chen An looked at the little tiger with an angry expression in front of him. Although rationally he sympathized with the little tiger's miserable experience, emotionally he really couldn't empathize.

"You too, right Chen An!"

Lei Xiaohu gritted his teeth and looked at Chen An: "You have also been reported by Life No. [-], tell me why you, who suffered such cruel treatment like me, can still keep restraint in front of the power of the crab god? Don't you Didn't you even think about using the power of the crab god to retaliate against those ridicules?"

"Uh... Parents are different from parents. In fact, I didn't have the same experience as you. I believe some people will not."

Chen An spread her hands and said: "My mother used to buy a lot of boys' toys for me, but in the end it was because I was not interested in players, so those were all piled up in her room, and she could only grab them with two hands late at night. With two [-]x[-]s, she helplessly digested the toys for children, so she was very pleased that I finally had a game I liked, and even added food to celebrate."

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After being silent for a while, Lei Xiaohu's face became even more angry: "Even if it was only for a while, when I fought side by side with you that day, I really thought we could be friends, but now it seems that my feeling is all wrong— —How could you lie to me!"

"I did not lie to you."

Chen An rolled his eyes helplessly: "And Lei Xiaohu, don't struggle, this gentleman will return to the civilized world 500 meters away, and he will come back with reinforcements to bring all of our returnees out." This deserted island, as an Adventist, you must remember to go back with us, if you don’t agree, I will let someone use force to take you away.”

"I won't go back! Why go back? Isn't freedom bad? Every primary school student has more or less the idea of ​​running away from home under oppression, and I, Lei Xiaohu, will turn this idea into reality today! Be the first A primary school student who successfully ran away from home!"

Lei Xiaohu looked at Chen An firmly.

"It's okay, anyway, those adults will definitely use force on you when the time comes."

Chen An spread his hands indifferently and said, "And they won't be as gentle as I am to you. Get a clear understanding of the situation and give up struggling."

"I don't intend to stop there."

Under Chen An's frowning, Lei Xiaohu showed a confident expression: "Look at Chen An, this is my last struggle!"

"What? Now how can you burn blood to summon Cyberdragon? Uh... wait, what is that!"

Chen An looked behind Lei Xiaohu in astonishment, and saw that from the depths of the woods, members of the Joystick Destroyer Alliance pulled a woman with her hands tied to a place a little away from Chen An and the others. .

"Husband... I'm afraid..."

The woman who had been terrified by the incomprehensible situation could only look at Lee Weis with a look of pleading for help.

And Lei Xiaohu looked at the flustered Li Weisi, and blocked Li Weisi, who was about to rescue his wife, with an evil figure, and then he smiled evilly: "Sir, you don't want yourself My wife is here, suffer the ultimate humiliation in front of you, if you really don’t want to, then..."

"Pay attention to your taboo rhetoric, Lei Xiaohu!"

Chen An's face darkened, and he looked at Lei Xiaohu, who had fallen into evil ways, and said word by word: "The 570th second regulation of the Good Friends Alliance stipulates that if someone threatens a wife with the career and personal safety of her husband or son , that person is the enemy of our good friend alliance! This rule was officially decided only the day before yesterday, so we can do something to you now!"

"Hehe, this uncle is not someone's wife, can you control it?"

Lei Xiaohu looked proudly at Chen An, who was speechless for a while, and then said to Wesley who lost his position: "If you don't want your wife to suffer the ultimate insult, just obediently cross the [-]th parallel that we can't cross." , bring me the statue! If you don't cooperate honestly... believe me, you won't want to know how cruel we are!"

Chapter 189 Do you really expect an autumn outing to change anything?

On the small island, the Alliance of Good Friends and the Alliance of Joystick Destroyers are confronting each other, just like in the past, and it seems that they will continue to confront each other until the future.

As the backbone of the alliance, Chen An looked at the covetous Lei Xiaohu with an extra headache. He never expected that this guy's blackening would be so thorough. It's only been a few hours?Even the ultimate insult came out.

But if you think about it carefully, it is not difficult to understand this change...

As one of the heroes who saved the arcade world, this little tiger was also an elementary school student who made great efforts. Not only did he not get any benefits after the incident, but he was also severely beaten by his parents because he stayed in the arcade hall for a long time After a while, in terms of the temperament of ordinary elementary school students, it would be strange if he didn't blacken his personality.