Thinking of this, he turned his head to Tang Yanli and made a suggestion that he felt might be very constructive.
"Student Yanli, maybe you shouldn't ask me to solve this kind of troublesome thing, but express your difficulties to her. Luli is also a good boy, and she definitely wouldn't do that kind of embarrassment on purpose. I believe she will respect your opinion and hum in her own head instead, uh... this kind of in-depth rhetoric may be a bit beyond the standard for your comprehension ability, can you understand what I mean? ?”
"Well! Thank you for your suggestion, Chen An, I completely understand, what you mean is that I have the courage to express my dissatisfaction, right!"
Tang Yanli gave Chen An a thumbs up and nodded confidently, and then threw herself towards Luli who was beside her. Although the seat belt in the way firmly fixed her body on the seat, her small outstretched hand still grabbed her. So he covered Luli's mouth, and expressed his opinion to Luli seriously with his own actions.
"Wow!"
How could this Luli spare her, the mortal enemy of the Good Friends Alliance, and slapped Tang Yanli's hand covering her mouth away with her hand, and then, under Chen An's helpless gaze, started a "you Ola Ola Ola, I Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da's ultra-intense offense and defense.
"emmm..."
Tan Jing, who was driving the vehicle, glanced at the spectacular offensive and defensive battle behind her through the rearview mirror, and then squinted at the calm Chen An and said, "Your two friends are fighting, as a man who should be upright , just watching indifferently?"
"Did they really fight?"
Chen An turned his head and looked at the scene in front of him ponderingly. The two young girls were tied up by seat belts and couldn't do much movement. , the scene is like two cats stand up like people, and then fight each other fiercely. To describe it in more specific language is...
You take one, I take one, you take two, I take two super high-speed version with afterimage?
"To be honest, I didn't know that the relationship between these two people would be so rigid. Obviously, Heixia and Pava don't really mind the identity of Yanli Black Eden boss; but is there a way to finish this battle?" The relationship between the two will become better after fighting, and there are many examples in the anime where the two strong enemies become friends after a fierce fight."
Chen An looked at Tan Jing thoughtfully and asked.
"Come on, don't hide from reality, it's not that the animation is not so sweet and really unfolds."
Tan Jing stared intently at the road conditions, while complaining and trying to avoid the problem, not wanting to get involved with Chen An, who was between the two little girls.
"I want to believe that things will develop in a good direction-I have such a simple right as a primary school student! Such a small request is definitely not excessive!"
Chen An muttered helplessly, remembering that when he was a primary school student in his previous life, he was only concerned with throwing sandbags and playing basketball with boys of the same age, and went to arcade halls and black Internet cafes under the guidance of his recommender after school. Girls have been in contact with it, of course it is impossible to know what is going on in the little heads of these girls.
Unlike Hei Xia, Pava and Paladin, these boys of the same age understand a lot.
"Well, I'm just a female driver entrusted by your mother to send you cubs to Taohua Township for winter vacation, and it's not convenient for me to get involved in the circle of elementary school students like you."
Tan Jing looked at Chen An playfully and said, "By the way, I suddenly thought of a good thing - as a primary school student, what do you think of the Xiaobawang game console?"
"You mean the most popular game console in the circle of elementary school students?"
Chen An looked at Tan Jing in confusion and said, "Why are you talking about this topic all of a sudden? The jumpiness is extraordinary, and I don't remember that Auntie, do you like video games?"
"You are joking, how could I like it, your sister and I are a woman who wants to wear red makeup."
Tan Jing shook her head affirmatively and said, "The so-called Xiaobawangyou... learning machine is mainly bought for my son to use."
"Well, this is even more strange..."
Chen An looked at Tan Jing suspiciously and said, "Auntie, where did you get your son from?"
"Of course not now, but there will definitely be in the future, right?"
Tan Jing said as a matter of course.
"Emmm, I can only say that there is a possibility, but it always feels weird."
Chen An scratched his head, then looked at Tan Jing seriously and said: "The update iteration of electronic products is very fast. For example, the current game console will soon be replaced by mp4 that can watch videos and e-books, and mp4 is active. It won’t be long before it will be replaced by the built-in handheld emulator mp5, can’t you wait until the baby is born before buying it?”
"How can you wait for a child like this!"
Tan Jing insisted: "I heard that this little overlord learning machine has a magical effect on learning. In order not to let my future children fall behind at the starting line, of course I have to get ready as soon as possible. You said that this mp5 sounds like it has the same effect. The magical effect of learning, do I need to buy one to play with?"
"Hmph, what a cunning sir, do you want to buy a learning machine? I'm too embarrassed to expose you."
Chen An looked at Tan Jing who obviously wanted to play a game console, but used her son who hadn't bought it as a shield, and said, "If you really want to buy a game console..."
"It's what my future son needs."
Tan Jing corrected: "What I want is for him not to lose at the starting line of children in this age of fierce competition."
"Tsk, so you adults--well, if you really want to give your future son a game console that is not inferior to the starting line, I highly recommend the ps series game consoles, just look at the latest models and close them. The eyes are right, the only downside is... your son's entire arm, no, the sum of the two arms may not be as big as one handle."
Tan Jing looked at the eloquent Chen An with a wide smile, and nodded her head.
"Is it the latest game console in the ps series? I remember it, and I believe my future son will definitely have a good time... Also, we have already reached the place."
Chen An looked at the familiar grove in front of him in astonishment: "Why are you here so soon?"
"This speed is already considered slow. After all, I have to weigh the safety of the three of you."
Speaking of this, Tan Jing stepped on the brakes and looked at Chen An with some confusion: "Speaking of which, you haven't even asked me how long it will take. Generally speaking, don't children ask me this question every few minutes?" Do you want to ask again?"
"It's not bad, anyway, the answer you get will be three words soon."
Chen An looked at the car that was parked steadily in front of the familiar grove, then couldn't wait to open the car door and jumped down.
Tan Jing in the car looked at the energetic cub in front of her, and asked with a smile unconsciously: "Your mother asked me to replace her who was rushing to finish the manuscript, and sent you to her grandma's house, are you sure to stop here?" Is it suitable? It's still a long way from your grandma's house."
"It's okay, just come here!"
The rapidly changing temperature after getting off the car caused Chen An to rub his hands and replied: "Grandma's aside, after more than three months of parting, I miss this forest so much, I even made five or six times to go back to the forest. Here's the dream."
As he said that, he glanced at the two lolis who were still patting behind you and me patting. They were completely unaware of the external situation, so they could only shake their heads and walked towards the woods by themselves.
On the way, he took a deep breath of the air unique to rural areas rather than big cities, then opened his mouth and slowly "ha" a white mist visible to the naked eye.
Scientific common sense made him clearly understand that the white mist is nothing but water vapor condensed into tiny water droplets that look like white mist, nothing unusual;
But Chen An was still a little bit happy and took a few mouthfuls of white mist. While imagining that he was like a fairy who swallowed clouds and fog in the film and television drama, he walked quickly towards the destination, and Tan Jing in the car showed his face. Be cute to chuckle;
She did know that the reason for turning the little adult in front of her into a child who could snort was in the woods ahead. If she remembered correctly, this place seemed to be called—Eldron?
Yes!
After more than three months of competition, he is back again!
With a happy mood, Chen An changed from walking fast to running fast, and ran towards Eldron excitedly.
He has a lot of words, and he wants to gush out 'Lord of the Rings', 'Southeast, Northwest', 'Holy Sword', 'Pneumatic Hammer', 'The Ring Spirit', 'Sauron', 'Beast Tamer'...but these words are only in his mouth Turning around, he silently looked at Eldron in front of him and couldn't say a word.
There was already a pathetically thick barrier between him and Eldron!
emmm... To be precise, it is a physical thick wall barrier. The thick fence blocks the entrance of Eldron, but it is concealed, and there are many traces of being cut on the fence wall.
It was obviously not five o'clock in the afternoon, but at this moment Eldronne could not hear the energetic bluffing of the children, only a deathly silence.
A trace of intense uneasiness welled up in Chen An's chest. He hurriedly pushed open the gate of the fence and rushed in. Everything that came into view immediately made him take a big breath of cold air.
A total of 150 members of Eldron's Knights of the Ring appeared in front of him one after another. However, these knights who were full of vitality in the past appeared in front of him in the form of lying corpses. Eldron The surrounding objects are even more crumbling here and there, as if they have been ravaged by some horrible existence.
And isn't the 'corpse' closest to him the paladin Paladin?Although the corpse was lying face down and could not be seen, the inflatable hammer in his hand had already revealed his identity.
Chen An stepped forward with some embarrassment, looked at the 'corpse' in front of him and said, "Hello, knight, where should I poke to trigger the dialog box?"
"cough……"
The 'corpse' slowly opened its eyes and turned over. Paladin looked at Chen An's face with a pale face, opened his mouth with difficulty, and spoke intermittently.
"Little...be careful...everyone including grandpa...have been knocked down...Vol...Voldemort...he's coming!"
Chapter 194 Voldemort and the Destined Child
In front of the "heavy casualties" Eldron Hall, Chen An looked awkwardly at the Paladin who seemed to be half-breathed, and this girl was saying in a very weak tone that the entire Eldron and the Knights of the Ring would be destroyed. name of such a criminal
Voldemort...
Well, this is really a familiar name, which runs through the villain of Harry Potter, the entire series of children's books.
He rubbed his chin and couldn't help thinking. There are three possibilities for this situation. The first is that these cubs are in a hurry, so they lie on the ground and pretend to be corpses to scare him.
Second either is there really Voldemort?Peach Blossom Township is full of aliens, hidden dragons and aliens, and there are also strange-thinking villagers who will name the kitten the Dark Lord. Maybe a hairless cat named Voldemort attacked the Elderon regiment before he came. knight?But this possibility is too small, even Sauron, the Dark Lord, was chased away many times by Paladin holding the hammer. How could a mere Voldemort wipe out so many elementary school students?
As for the third possibility, he regretted it a little. Everyone in the Knights agreed that movies full of adult elements like Lord of the Rings were not fun. They wanted to play Harry Potter, so there was a scene where the Knights were destroyed. It's no wonder that no matter how playable a game is, it will gradually be exhausted under the terrifying playfulness of children.
Thinking of this, Chen An sighed regretfully [The Lord of the Rings] If the game that entrusted him with good memories of the whole summer vacation really ended because he was tired of playing it, it would be no ordinary regret.
And it is the reason why this game is tired of playing, and the high probability is because he has passed the game quickly. Even if he returns the Supreme Lord of the Rings so that the entire cleared game can survive, but this is after all just the end of the battle. Now El It is very likely that Deron has found a new game, and he is still playing [Harry Potter], a game that is more suitable for children.
"Sigh? You don't need to sigh for me, brother, don't even try to save me."
Paladin looked at Chen An, who was in a somewhat obedient mood, and forced a smile: "Now my left and right eyeballs are broken, my skull is fractured, all my upper teeth are missing, and my left and right clavicles are cracked to varying degrees. The thigh, right finger, and left ankle all suffered fractures of varying degrees, bone fractures, comminuted fractures of the fourth and fifth ribs in the right chest, ruptured kidney organs, and extensive burns on the skin on the back..."
"Stop, stop! I know you're seriously injured, but can you take some time off, why is the injury exactly the same as when you were injured by the Ring Spirit last time?"
Chen An squinted at Paladin who was in a state of "seriously injured and dying".
"This can only be called a coincidence, and if by chance you can take out Jigong...the life-saving fairy bean like last time, maybe I don't have to hang up."
Paladin looked at Chen An's trouser pocket with great anticipation. At first glance, the bulging trouser pocket contained a lot of good things, and there might be items like fairy beans.
Chen An shook his head and said, "No matter how much you expect, I can't conjure a fairy bean that can be revived with full blood out of thin air to cure your brain that is too pure."
"Ahem, anyway, everything is fine with me!"
Paladin raised his arm with difficulty, pointed his weak fingers at the yurt in the distance, and said, "Grandpa... hurry up and see what's going on with Grandpa. Voldemort ran into Grandpa's tent after we all fell down."
"Okay, okay, I'll go and have a look... But are you sure you don't want to get up first?"
Chen An stood up, stretched out his finger and pointed at the white mist that he exhaled: "Winter vacation is no better than summer vacation. Lying on the ground in such cold weather, can you bear this feeling?"
"What are you talking about, Beastmaster?"
Resisting the trembling, Paladin insisted, "I'm so injured that I can't move, how could I care about the cold?"
"Okay, then you should be careful, don't catch a cold."
After Chen An hesitated for a while, he decided to respect Paladin's purity, then left Paladin and ran quickly towards the yurt, opened the tent, saw the white-haired old man whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and guided him on the way of purity. Mentor - Grandpa Gandalf.
The condition of the old man is visibly bad. His eyes are squinted, his head is drooping in an unnatural way, his arms and feet are placed in a very unnaturally stiff position, and there is a shocking touch on the corner of his mouth. scarlet.
For a moment, Chen An was really shocked by this battle... Fortunately, a faint smell of tomato sauce made him laugh and cry. The last time Grandpa Gandalf tested his profession, he also used the same one. Ketchup.
"You still can't laugh or cry?"
Lilith's voice, who didn't understand the situation, rang in Chen An's ear through bone conduction. The succubus looked at the old man with a strange tone and said.
"Having been together for so long, Master, I have a rough idea of what kind of person you are. Is that seriously wounded child lying outside dying outside your best friend? The old man in front of you who has only breath left is your respected elder, right? Don't you think your emotions should be more agitated? Even if you are a devil, after your important person falls down, you will show more or less agitated emotions. Could it be said that this cold weather turns your blood into blood? Is it cold?"
"Emmm, you're right, I should have acted more sadly, more unbelievably, and more... more dramatic."
After Chen An pondered for a while, he spread his hands helplessly and said, "But I'm not an acting school. There are no skills in my performance, it's all emotion. There's no way to act sad when the mood is not in place."
Although there was no concept of temperature in the seal of the purple light bracelet, Lilith felt that the air sucked into her mouth was cold at this moment.
"Even the loss of important people can't make you feel the slightest bit of sadness? What kind of battle-tested veteran are you, an elementary school student?!"
In the inconceivable astonishment of the succubus, Chen An walked slowly in front of Gandalf, carefully squatted down beside the old man and shook his hand at Grandpa Gandalf's narrowed eyes.
The old man who noticed someone approaching slowly opened his eyes.
"Okay... child... child, you are finally... here."
Gandalf raised his head with 'difficulty', looking at the familiar face of the elementary school student in front of him after a long absence, and forced a smile from the corner of his mouth.
"Grandpa Gandalf, what the hell is going on here? Did those goddamn aliens mess up again and endow an animal named Voldemort with the wisdom to speak English?"
Chen An asked puzzledly: "Or, the game of Lord of the Rings is already tired of playing?"
"Games are already a thing of the past, and the new powerful enemy this time is not fun at all..."
Gandalf grabbed Chen An's sleeve, and said to Chen An who was a little confused: "My child, as you can see, the Knights of the Ring and I have been severely injured by Voldemort. Are you The only survivor of our Knights, the slippery fish in Voldemort's heart, must be dealt with quickly!"
"Hmm... It seems that the new boss is much more difficult to deal with than Sauron's cat."
Chen An cheered up, rolled up his sleeves and said, "However, I am not what I used to be, and I also have such a powerful summoned beast as Lilith, so what does Voldemort look like? Is it a cat? Or a dog? ? Shouldn’t it be Shushu again?”
After Gandalf was silent for a while, he shook his head in trouble and said, "My child...you didn't listen to my words at all, did you?"
"Emmm, grandpa, I'm already in the drama, isn't it serious enough?"
Chen An scratched his head in confusion. If it was the first time he saw Gandalf, he must have pierced the ketchup on the corner of the old man's mouth. It was because of the purity that he cooperated. Gandalf will continue the play, why is this grandpa still not satisfied with his performance?
Could it be said that acting without skills and relying entirely on emotion is completely unqualified in Grandpa's mind?
"Listen, kid, the situation is not as child's play as you imagined, the crisis we are facing is far more serious than you imagined!"
Gandalf didn't take it seriously. Chen An said: "Voldemort's goal is to enslave the world, and he is realizing his goal step by step. Our Knights of the Ring have resisted desperately. The result is as you can see... Now you are the only survivor among all the people left, and you still have the ability to defeat Voldemort."
"Well, of course I'm happy to take on this responsibility, and try my best to fight against that Voldemort and avenge everyone in the Knights."
Chen An rubbed his chin and said, "But Grandpa, Voldemort, can bring down the entire Eldron. How can I, a primary school student, He De, be able to fight against that terrifying evil boss? Are you sure you won't get me some artifacts?" Level equipment? Or simply help me switch to a powerful career at the ceiling level?"
"No... you can't pass a few tricks in Voldemort's hands by relying on foreign objects. What you need is a more special and powerful 'magic'!"
Gandalf stared at Chen An vigorously, and said with powerful words: "My next sentence is extremely important, you must remember it firmly - you are special!"
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