Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

"I'm Chen An. It's not convenient for the owner of this phone to answer the phone right now. I want to make sure...you are Uncle Wang Fu, Paladin's father, right?"

The voice of a strange child on the other end of the phone asked, is it my child, Wang Xiaohu's friend?Very polite voice.

"Um, I am indeed Wang Fu, but who is Paladin?"

Wang Fu asked in a daze, "Who are you?"

"really……"

From the other end of the phone came the voice of a boy mixed with a lot of electronic noise: "I guess, you should have a one-meter-high building block toy by your hand right now?"

"Eh!"

Wang Fu stood up subconsciously and looked around subconsciously.

"Let me guess again, you were just showing your son's picture to your co-workers, and then you kept muttering, "wife, oh boy, our family will live happily together - give yourself a crazy head drop, right?" ?”

The boy's voice gradually distorted in the serious noise, gradually becoming scary.

"You... who are you?!"

Wang Fu couldn't hold back anymore, he looked around in a panic, and he even knew what was going on in his heart, is this Chen An a human or a ghost? !Have you been entangled by something unclean?

"To be honest, I'm confused too."

On the other end of the phone, Chen An was sitting at Paladin's home, holding Paladin's mother's mobile phone, watching the landslide accident broadcast by the TV reporter, and the injured big man who was interviewed by the reporter.

"This phone that has traveled through time can really get through?"

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The time is 07:30 in the morning -

With the help of the magic wand, Chen An, who has had a delicious meal, decides to go out to find Laqi, who wants to end human tyranny, and the dried fish belongs to Maomao.

Although it is not suitable to go out in this cold air, considering that Maomao might use alien technology to really become Mao Jianguo, he couldn't sit still anymore and hurried out to find his own cat.

Although Luli was afraid of the cold outside, but out of curiosity about the rural pet trading market, she hurriedly followed Chen An.

"By the way, it's almost the Chinese New Year, Luli, aren't you planning to go home?"

Chen An looked at Luli wonderingly: "La La Hei Xia and the others went back first. It's time to prepare for the New Year. This is the most important festival of the year. Isn't your father urging you?"

"Our relatives are all staying in Bengbu City, there is no need to go back so soon."

While blowing heat into her palm, Luli looked confusedly at the boy next door who was standing at the door, the boy who was less than 1.1 meters tall, who was obviously colder than herself, and was holding his hands between his legs Rubbing quickly to generate heat, but even if his family members called him into the house, the boy just perfunctorily said to wait a while, and then continued to look helplessly at the intersection in front of the house.

Remember he seemed to be a member of the Knights of the Ring?Why don't you go into the house in the cold weather, but stay outside and breathe out in the cold?Even if you have to wait for something, you can go back to the house and wait.

"Hey! Why are you two running outside in such cold weather!"

A very energetic greeting sounded behind him, but Chen An looked back, but the well-dressed Paladin chased him up from behind.

"Didn't you hang up already?"

Chen An tilted his head and asked, "Under Voldemort's attack, died heroically on Eldron's side?"

"But after that, Grandpa Dumbledore collected seven orange orbs and resurrected everyone who was killed by Voldemort, including Grandpa Gandalf."

Paladin applied a new patch to the game as a matter of course, and then the boy enthusiastically stretched out his hand, trying to wrap his arms around Luli's shoulder.

"Did you die once?"

With a dull expression, Chen An pulled out his wand, and blocked Paladin's thieves with a slap. Paladin held the back of his hand that had been knocked down and let out a cry of pain.

"Huh? What happened?"

Luli looked puzzled at the two people who were stalemate together.

"He wants to put his frozen hand on your warm neck, and then run away and snigger while you scream from the cold."

Chen An snorted coldly: "Such a small method is too shameless to use an ax in front of me?"

"Eh……"

Paladin put his hands back into his pockets a little disappointed, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Beast trainer, don't you want to see Luli jump up and howl?"

"Don't you know that this kind of sneak attack will only succeed once at most? If she is successfully attacked by you and has been on guard since then, how can I sneak attack her in the future... Wow!"

The chilling feeling coming from the little hand covering his neck made the boy uncontrollably let out an exclamation sound, and then looked at the girl who attacked him in disbelief, and the girl who succeeded in pranking him ran away while running While shedding a pleasant smirk.

"Stop! I'm going to stick my hand up your neck! All day long!"

Never expecting that he would be stabbed in the back by the person he wanted to protect, and even made such a groggy sound, Chen An immediately chased after him in embarrassment.

"Okay you two."

Paladin stopped the two people who were circling a big tree, chasing each other in circles: "Since we met by such a coincidence, let me tell you a special secret! Come with me! Let you have a better life." !"

Chen An and Luli stopped their hands one after another, followed Paladin who was trotting all the way in doubt, and trot all the way to a bookstore by the side of the road.

"Wow, what a big book!"

Luli's amazed bookstore is filled with two shelves of books for sale. Every book here is five or six times thicker than Chinese textbooks, and not only is it particularly thick and bulky, but her schoolbags are the most Cramming the three books here is far beyond the reach of elementary school students.

Obviously, few people buy such a large book, so the store owner put up a rental notice, telling people that they don't need to buy it, but rent it home to read.

"Every book here has a full 800 pages! Yes, each book has 800 pages, and there are no pictures except the cover, all are text!"

Paladin clenched his fists excitedly and said, "For such a thick book, you only need a deposit of [-] yuan, and you can take it home and read it for a whole day if you pay the rent for [-] yuan!"

"This is an online article..."

Chen An also looked in amazement at the dazzling array of online novels on the shelves around him. Hundreds of thousands or millions of words would naturally fit into a book with such an exaggerated size, but these books are obviously pirated. Book.

Moreover, in order to make the books sell better, the pirates specially wrote the author's name 'Huang Yi' on the bottom of each book.

He picked up one of them, felt the heavy weight coming from it, and couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

Compared with the Internet literature that will be stuffed into a small mobile phone in the future, there are only two ways for people to read Internet literature these days. One is to use a smartphone to read Internet novels, and the other is to buy books offline from pirates.

And the latter one is obviously more convenient. After all, there is no WiFi these days, and the little data of the smart phone is a waste of time, so everyone chose to spend a few dollars in rent directly, leasing the entity Read online novels.

Of course, it is also okay to directly buy online novels, but the price of ten yuan a book is obviously not affordable for ordinary people, so the pirated books thoughtfully gave the function of renting books for ten yuan as a deposit and one yuan. The subscription system of later generations can be said to have the same effect, and...

"We don't have ten yuan. Although we have one yuan, wouldn't it be nice to save it to buy spicy strips? As for these novels...we can give these novels to whoring for free while eating spicy strips!"

Paladin clenched his fists and said, "Just stand and watch in the store. The boss is a good man, and he won't drive our children away. It would be troublesome to take them home to read. The junior high school student next door is just because he brought a novel home to read. Being whipped so hard with a cane that the whole village could hear it."

The corner of Chen An's mouth twitched as he looked at this possibly the first online prostitute whoring party among human beings, then patted Paladin on the shoulder, pointed to the main road opposite the bookstore, and said, "I don't believe that you guys can read and write well." You can read such a thick book, and as the chief knight of the Knights of the Ring, you don't seem like someone who likes to read online articles, so be honest, what do you want to do?"

"..."

After being silent for a while, Paladin scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and said in embarrassment: "Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you... Did you see that?"

Paladin pointed to the intersection opposite the bookstore, and his tone was full of uncontrollable throbbing: "That's where my father who works outside will appear, he will appear there, get off the bus, and then walk all the way go home."

"So you plan to wait for him to come back in this bookstore?"

Chen An asked with a smile.

"Ok!"

Paladin nodded vigorously: "It's here, just wait!"

"So... as for?"

Luli looked at Paladin blankly: "Whether you wait here or in the warm room at home, your dad will walk home, right? You can't wait for him at home, but run here Come? Is this really necessary?"

"Of course it is necessary!"

The boy looked at the opposite intersection and smiled expectantly.

"Because just wait - I can see him ten or even ten minutes earlier!"

Chapter 231 The Magic Phone

I don't understand... I can't figure it out anyway.

The girl tilted her head, and Chen An could see a lot of question marks popping out of Luli's head in a daze. It could be seen that even after explaining so much, she really didn't understand why she deliberately ran to this far away home Waiting for the father who went out to work far away.

"I don't understand what you don't understand."

Paladin looked at Luli with a blank look: "The fathers of our local hobbits basically go out, and some even go with their mothers. Grandma Li next door to me has four sons, and these four sons are given She's raised a dozen grandchildren, and she's an old man pulling so many hobbits year after year all by herself."

"What an exaggerated number..."

Luli looked at Paladin in amazement: "My dad talks about how expensive it is to raise me all day long, but Grandma Li's son can have twelve? Is this robbing a bank?"

"This is Peach Blossom Village."

Paladin said affirmatively: "Many of us hobbits can only be manipulated by grandma throughout the year, and this is the only time of the year when we can see our parents."

"If only I were like you."

There was an envious look on Luli's face: "I want to try it too, as if I only need to see my father once."

"Why do you have such an idea! Luli, are you awake?"

Paladin looked at Luli in shock. He couldn't understand why some hobbits thought about meeting their parents once a year. Could it be... is this showing off to him?

"No, you misunderstood."

Chen An shrugged and said to Pava: "Forgive her my friend, she didn't do Versailles on purpose."

"Why can't I have such an idea? As long as he leaves, I won't have to be nagged all day long, for example - did you sweep the floor? Did you sweep it? Are you called sweeping?"

Luli tried her best to imitate the tone of her parents, repeating the words she had been chanted so many times, and then she said to Paladin in bewilderment: "So I really don't understand, why do you expect so much to see someone who chanted to you every now and then? people."

After hesitating for a while, Paladin scratched his cheek and said, "You seem to be right when you say that. If my dad comes back, he will definitely ask me to take out the test papers, and then he will punish me... But even so, I still want to see you." When it comes to him, it’s a big deal to put something on the buttocks to add some armor to yourself.”

"Stupid, are you good at stacking armor? Knowing how to stack armor is good for nothing. Even if you are the reincarnation of Garrosh Hellscream, if you stack thousands of armor for yourself, can you block a 20cm solid steel pipe?"

Chen An nodded affirmatively and said: "Of course you have to hide behind your grandparents when you encounter this kind of situation. In this way, if your dad still wants to beat you up, maybe your dad will be beaten by your dad's dad." Beaten."

"Good idea! I'll practice my positioning when I get home!"

Paladin nodded happily: "Try to run to my grandparents when my dad pulls out the belt... By the way, how long do I have to wait?"

The boy stood on tiptoe in confusion, trying to look into the distance, but there was no car approaching here.

"Is my dad not coming again?"

"again?"

Hearing this word, Chen An couldn't help but frowned: "Why do you say again? This is Chinese New Year. Even if you are physically disabled, you have to crawl back to make sense, right? He is an adult and releases cub pigeons during Chinese New Year?! If this is the case, call me when he hits you, and I can provide you with guns and firepower support! Although I don’t know if I can hit a 20cm solid steel pipe, but even if I can’t, I can’t bypass the big Chinese New Year and release the young Parents of young pigeons!"

"It happened for a reason last time."

Paladin said happily: "My dad is an employee of the fireworks factory. Every Chinese New Year is the busiest time in their place. Last time he stayed and worked overtime because of the boss' plea. Of course, the boss is very generous. Directly gave my dad 500 yuan for overtime pay!"

"What? 500 yuan to buy your dad's time to go home for the New Year?"

Chen An couldn't help but exclaimed, "That's good...a generous boss."

"Uh... 500 yuan is a lot?"

Luli asked blankly.

"You really came to find fault, didn't you?"

Paladin rolled up his sleeves silently, and Chen An hurriedly stopped him: "Forgive her, my friend, her family is too poor, and she doesn't even care what day of the week it is when she eats KFC."

"In short, in order to make up for the regret of not coming back last time, my dad said that he will bring me double gifts when he comes back this year!"

Paladin raised two fingers excitedly towards Chen An: "One gift is a robot building block toy, which can be used to build cool and handsome robots with various building blocks, and the other gift is a super robot that he recently developed. Fireworks! You even said you would hand them over to me to set them off! Beast Tamer, do you think that if he doesn’t come back this year, will I be able to receive three times the gifts next year?”

"Forehead……"

Lu Liban counted with her fingers: "Although you will get two gifts, but you didn't receive a gift last time, so although you will get two gifts, one of them is from the previous year, so strictly speaking, You didn't get double the gift."

"..."

Paladin looked at Luli silently, then gritted his teeth and said: "It seems that if I don't come here to kill you, Luli, you won't understand what is called the art of language!"

After that, he took out a small bottle from his pocket, flicked open the cork with his fingers, poured out some bright red powder, and then smeared it on his palm.

"what is this?"

Luli asked curiously.

"This is a powder made from Xianluo pepper, a specialty of Taohua Village."

Paladin bared his fangs and paws with an evil smile and said, "Now, wake me up! Beast trainer, don't stop me! I'm going to teach her a lesson today!"

"Well, I won't stop you, but I still want to advise you not to do this."