"Why don't you light the fire?"
"Hey, is it really possible?!"
Luli looked at Chen An who stood up and stepped aside, stepped forward awkwardly and excitedly, grabbed the thickest firewood and stuffed it into the stove.
Ha, so a child can be excited even to start a fire with a pile of firewood...
"Don't keep stuffing the big ones, the big ones are hard to burn, you have to light the twigs and leaves first, yes, that's it."
Chen An leaned in front of the door, and while directing, he looked at Lu Li's bluffing with amused expression, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Anzi, you... what are you doing?"
Behind him, grandma's stunned voice made Chen An's body stiff, he turned around mechanically, and saw grandma's unbelievable appearance.
Oops!The unique confusion of getting up in the morning, as well as the natural habit, made him forget the most important point... Getting up in the early morning to make breakfast or something is not something a child should do.
"Uh, this is... bored and want to play with fire?"
Chen An avoided grandma's sight with some guilty conscience, and Chen Yonghua's expression completely sank.
"My good grandson can never do the things of ordinary children! Look at your skillful appearance, tell grandma! How many times have you made breakfast?!"
Looking at the grandma with a warm and angry face, Chen An unconsciously lowered his head and played with his fingers: "About 9..."
"Nine times? That's fine."
"Nine hundred times."
"..."
Chen Yonghua looked at his good grandson who didn't dare to lie with a strange expression, and then he sighed after a while and said: "Poor child, your mother was spoiled by your grandfather since she was a child, and she didn't have any part in any hard work. Now that she looks like this, I really don't know what to say about her... Tell me, what kind of punishment do you want your mother to get? Grandma, I will let her know what a 'mother' should look like."
Chen An rolled his eyes, trying to think of ways to help his mother reduce the punishment, for example...
"Let her help me with my summer homework."
"Only this is not enough, change to another."
"Let her tell me who my father really is."
"This one doesn't work either, get another one."
"Let her watch horror movies with me."
"Well, this is even worse, your mother will be too scared to walk alone at night, change to another one."
"Ask her to buy me a PS1."
"Huh? Is this an English book? It's not called punishment. Get another one."
Just as Chen An was racking his brains to think about what kind of request could help his mother get rid of the crime, a helpless voice followed.
"Mom, stop talking."
Chen Xuemei appeared behind her mother in embarrassment, and then forcibly dragged her down. Seeing this, Chen An covered her ears with her hands with a serious face, and 'signified' to Chen Xuemei with her eyes that she would not hear any harm. Words of her 'head of the family' status.
As expected of his favorite child!
Chen Xuemei felt relieved, and was dejectedly carried away by her mother to give a lecture.
Seeing Chen Xuemei's pitiful appearance, the family dog was a little at a loss and circled around in place.
"Look at how you don't know who to help."
The cat next to Gouzi pressed the wool ball under his feet, squinted at Mo Ni who was in a dilemma, and said in a complicated tone: "Are these two-legged beasts really worth your attention?"
"I swore to my father that I would protect the Chen family on its behalf. How can I not be sad."
Mo Ni said with a bitter face: "But I don't know who to help now."
"I really don't know why your father, who is brave and skilled in war, made great military exploits at the age of three, and lived in seclusion here with twelve beautiful wives and concubines at the age of seven, would allow you to make such absurd oath."
Laqi looked at grandma in a daze: "Obviously it is such an amazing dog."
"Human beings are truly remarkable existences!"
Mo Ni said to Laqi seriously: "Every one of them has an inconceivably long lifespan. Master Yonghua sent away my father's father's father's father's father's father! They are using their inconceivably long lives to keep Love our family."
"The two-legged beasts just want you to help take care of the house."
Laqi said with an unconfident tone.
"certainly not!"
Mo Ni looked at Laqi angrily and said: "Laqi, you are my best friend, but I don't allow you to say that! You don't understand the power of human beings that are no different from gods, so they don't need our help Looking after the nursing home, what they need... is our company."
"accompany?"
"Yes."
Mo Ni said word by word: "Even if every human being has penetrated the truth of everything in the world, compared with this inconceivable power, what is even more inconceivable is that these gods who have grasped the truth will still be lonely. It is the mission of our family to be accompanied by the gods, and the gods are based on the most selfless love of our family."
"selfless love?"
Laqi couldn't help thinking of yesterday, that dirty little hand, and the sincere eyes of that human cub.
"The nature that gave birth to us is cruel. It will ruthlessly weed out all the old, weak, sick and disabled, but human beings will not... Although my father was victorious when he was young, he was already old when he was nine years old. My joints hurt when I walk, and I am so old that I can no longer take a walk with Master Yonghua, let alone let the little master Chen An ride on his back."
Mo Ni said in a daze: "But Master Yonghua did not abandon my father, she took good care of him to the end, and passed on the task of accompanying Master Yonghua to me, I will continue to accompany Master Yonghua when he grows old , Accompany Master Xuemei to start a family, accompany Master Chen An to grow up, and then pass on this mission to my children, this is the inheritance—accompaniment for companionship, the inheritance of our family."
Overhearing Moni's persuasion to Raqi through a wall, Chen An fell silent.
Although he couldn't understand what Mo Ni was saying, classmate Luli even guessed in order to relay the general content.
"Dog, that's how you see us."
Luli clenched her fists: "Student Chen An, what about you? Do you think so too?"
"Ugh... I was thinking about the monogamy system."
The corner of Chen An's mouth twitched.
"Eh? Why is it monogamy again?"
"Think about it, I am a dragon Aotian, and I actually admit to monogamy. What a sacrifice and concession I have made, so as compensation-I have a celestial beast in my left hand and a cat in my right hand, and then It's reasonable to carry a dog on your back! It's not too much, right, Luli, you must think so too!"
Chen An put his hands on Luli's shoulders hard, and looked into the eyes of the girl in front of him anxiously.
"I don't understand what that means."
Luli blinked her eyes and said, "Someone said it's unreasonable?"
"Have!"
"Who?"
"Courage, he called me a scumbag."
Luli widened her eyes, put her hand on her own sword, and said in a bad tone: "Where does this guy named Jie Cao live in the village, and which elementary school did he go to? I will help classmate Chen An get ahead!"
"It's unnecessary."
Chen An touched Luli's shoulder and said, "As long as you don't think I'm a scumbag...Okay, let's stop talking, it's time to report to Eldron."
With the complicated mood of "I always feel like a scumbag", after Chen An fled from home, only a happy game can make him forget all these things.
For example, roasted sweet potatoes, steamed buns, or marshmallows.
Of course, he did not forget to equip the sacred plan with a new battery on his waist, and after feeling that his precious purity had improved a lot, he went to Eldron with Luli.
Although Eldron has largely returned to its original appearance, there are still traces of yesterday's battle. The hobbits who arrived at Eldron one step earlier are busy cleaning up the remaining traces left by the war, such as There were fragments of balloons all over the floor, among which were a few hobbits with unnatural walking postures that caught Chen An's attention.
"Student Chen An, you missed a lot of good shows when you went to bed early last night."
Luli smiled excitedly: "Because the ring spirits are covered in colorful colors, and the knights are dirty because they came home too late, they all received force majeure sanctions together, and many people were chased all over the street." !"
"Thanks to you, after going through such a grand battle, you can still bear not to sleep."
It was a pity for Chen An to recall the large-scale rioting in the entire Taohua Village yesterday.
"You came just in time, Beastmaster."
A knight who was trying to maintain a normal walking posture walked up to Chen An. The knight stood on his tiptoes, trying not to touch his pants, and said with a straight face, "Grandpa Gandalf wants to see you."
"Want to see me? Is there any mission?"
Chen An excitedly rolled up his sleeves and strode towards the tent.
After owning the Celestial Beast, he feels that he has nothing to fear now that he is in excellent condition. Not to mention the Dark Lord Sauron, even if the Lich King leads his men down, he is sure to challenge the undead natural disaster!
So the invincible he just needs to enjoy, enjoy the precious memories brought to him by these missions!
Thinking this way, he opened the tent and greeted excitedly: "Old...Grandpa Gandalf, what do you want from me?"
"Yeah, I have something very important to tell you, but before that...you know very well that I am not some Gandalf, I am just an ordinary earthling who was kidnapped by aliens. Just one."
"Eh!!!"
Contrary to Chen An's expectations, the 'Gandalf', who had forced himself to maintain his avatar no matter how much he tried before, stroked his white beard and admitted with a smile the fact that he was just a villager, which has long been known.
"Grandpa, are you okay?!"
Chen An looked at 'Gandalf' in shock and worry: "Which brain nerve of yours is miswired to say such a thing? If you are not Gandalf, who else could it be? Li Goudan from the village! Or Zhang Bold! Could it be Jianguo?”
"The reason why I no longer insist that I am Gandalf, you kid should know better than anyone."
The old man smiled and shook his head and said: "The Lord of the Rings has been donated, the holy sword has been destroyed, the ring spirit has been disabled, and even the Dark Lord Laqi has been adopted. I preside over this. The game of guarding the Lord of the Rings, fighting against the Lord of Demons, and protecting human beings was passed by you as early as yesterday."
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PS: Because the uniform order required by the big bookshelf has reached the standard ahead of time, there is no need to continue to cooperate from now on. Everyone who helped to make the uniform order is too gentle. In order to thank you, I decided to let Jitou... Bah, I was wrong Yes, I want to fulfill the promise I made in advance, from three chapters a day adding up to 6k updates, to increase to 8K a day!
Chapter 81 The End of the Supreme Lord of the Rings
game over...
Chen An stared blankly at the old man announcing 'the game is over' in front of him, and immediately wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything——
Just like every hobbit will eventually grow up, the game cannot continue forever, and whether it is the Lord of the Rings, the Holy Sword, the Nazgul, or the Lord of Darkness, because I am an outsider The intervention of the game, the irresistible acceleration of the game, ushered in the end of customs clearance in just a few days.
This is undoubtedly a happy ending. Not only is the world where no one is injured, I have also gained a romance in this game that I can miss for a lifetime, a friendship that can accompany me for a lifetime, and a celestial beast that can fly me .
The most important thing is that in this game, his already almost lost purity has made a qualitative leap, becoming a hobbit with both purity and strength.
It's enough, it's perfect, isn't it?
He asked himself the question, and the answer he got was a burst of uncontrollable discomfort.
"There is always a banquet in life, but don't be too sad, just go and find other games."
The old man rubbed his white beard, and said to Chen An meaningfully: "Say—how about I change this white robe into a gray robe, change my name to Gray Beard, and set up a singing group that recruits Zuo Genbao?"
"Zhu Genbao's singing group?"
Chen An looked at the old man in astonishment: "Why do you have such weird thoughts?"
"Isn't this the bards of our knight order who are protesting collectively recently?"
The old man said helplessly: "These little bastards feel that they have chosen the wrong profession, and they are crying to improve the salary of bards, so I thought of setting up a singing group to deal with it perfunctorily."
"Woo... It's a good idea, but I still don't want to do this."
Chen An shook his head vigorously and said, "I don't want to end this game just like this! I just joined a few days ago, and I didn't join the show until yesterday, and now you tell me that the game is over? Please allow me to solemnly refuse!"
"Hahaha!"
The old man looked at Chen An shaking his head like a rattle, and smiled gratifiedly: "The game time is over, but you still stubbornly want to continue, you finally have a bit of a hobbit-but what are you going to do?" What to do? The Lord of the Rings is gone, the Holy Sword is gone, the Ringwraiths are gone, and the Lord of Darkness is gone, how do you plan to continue this game?"
"Maybe, I can do this..."
After hesitating for a moment, Chen An took out the sacred plan in front of the old man and activated it.
In the incomparably holy radiance, the tiny figure of Dilu Beast jumped out. It stood on the boy's shoulders with its small feet. One of its claws rested on Chen An's head, and the other waved towards the old man, as if greet.
"Till Beast, evolve."
With Chen An's low-pitched call, the divine plan burst into light again, and the spiral genetic chain penetrated the Dilu Beast. In the holy light, the Dilu Beast further transformed into a beautiful and dignified creature with eight white wings stretched out and fluttering feathers. The Celestial Beast.
"The Tyrannosaurus machine I gave you will have this kind of change... I really didn't expect it."
Gandalf looked in amazement at the Celestial Beast emitting a hazy white light in front of him, and exclaimed: "Although I really want to believe that it is your romance that turned the ordinary Tyrannosaurus into a divine plan, it is a pity that we live in reality, so this It is the crystallization of alien technology."
"No, the Maiden is the crystallization of all the hobbit purity of the Order of the Ring."
Chen An looked at Gandalf with great certainty: "Although relying on my own strength, I deduced that aliens might not understand the concept of mice, so I simply spread the scope of application of the virus to 'all' mice, but I don't believe in this ridiculous speculation of mine. The reason why I don't believe in this speculation, but still wear a Digimon machine, is because the purity of all the hobbits in the Knights has deeply affected me, and this is why I am here. It’s a move to bring the Tyrannosaurus machine in the decisive battle.”
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